[Three Kingdoms] Lu Bu is a fake lord

What?what's on the tree !

Yuan Shu, who had already been stung all over the head, was really afraid that another hive would fall.

He didn't rush forward anymore, instead he jumped back, distanced himself from Lu Fengxian.

"Ha, do you want to use the same trick a second time?"

Yuan Shu pinched his waist and laughed, raised his head, wanting to see what could fall out of the tree.

"Whoa-"

A puddle of rainwater accumulated from nowhere covered his head and face, and even fell into his mouth.

Yuan Shu spat out the water from his mouth with an "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhss" of his mouth, he was embarrassed and funny.

I was fucked!

His eyes were red with anger, and he stared at Lu Fengxian viciously, looking like a ghost eating people.

But in Lu Fengxian's eyes, the undersized Yuan Shu is just a kitten who hasn't been weaned, and no matter how much he blows his hair, it won't change the fact that he hasn't been weaned yet.

She folded her arms and said triumphantly: "There is no one who can hit me yet!"

Yuan Shu was so angry that he was about to lose shape, he squeezed his halberd tightly and tried to rush forward, but Yuan Shao grabbed him from behind.

"Forget it, it was your fault first."

Yuan Shu's eyes widened, and he stared at Yuan Shao in disbelief: "What are you talking about! You are actually standing on her side. Is it her surname Yuan or my surname Yuan!"

Lu Fengxian said coolly at the side: "Hey, there is still a person here who doesn't even know his last name?"

Yuan Shu was so angry that he blushed and his neck was thick. He already had bumps on his face, but after being so angry, those bumps became even redder.

"Bold! You are bold! How dare you touch me!"

Lu Fengxian: "What? Do you still want to rely on your family's reputation to overwhelm others? I heard that the Yuan family in Runan has a good reputation, and the Yuan family's children are also of high character. After meeting you, I realized that the reputation is hard to live up to. "

Yuan Shu: "Zhu Zi'an dare..."

Before he could utter the curse words, Yuan Shao covered his mouth.

Yuan Shao's face was gloomy, and he warned: "The misfortune comes from your mouth, you should be quiet!"

After hearing his words, Yuan Shu not only did not calm down, his eyes were filled with anger.

"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

He struggled desperately, and the veins on his neck protruded.

Cao Cao shook his head towards Lu Fengxian.

Lu Fengxian turned her head away and stopped talking to Yuan Shu.

At this time, Yuan Shu had already shaken off Yuan Shao's hand.

He cursed: "You actually help outsiders, you have forgotten your identity!"

In an instant, Yuan Shao's expression became even uglier.

Cao Cao coughed, "It's outside."

Yuan Shu turned his head, his face was swollen several times, like a big-faced cat, he said harshly to Lu Fengxian: "You wait for me, I will not let you go!"

Lu Fengxian shrugged and didn't care: "Then I'll just wait, son of the Yuan family... tsk tsk."

Seeing that the two were about to start another battle, Hua Tuo hurriedly said, "Your face is getting more and more swollen. I'm afraid the poison from the needle behind the hornet's tail has penetrated into the skin. It will become a vegetable field after the rain.”

Cao Cao was curious: "How do you say that?"

Hua Tuo: "There are pits and hollows."

Yuan Shao: "..."

Cao Cao: "Poof—"

Yuan Shu was furious: "You..."

Hua Tuo said slowly: "Too much qi hurts the liver, and it is also not conducive to wound healing."

Just as Yuan Shu was about to say something, Lu Fengxian said lazily, "Master Hua is a genius doctor, you should think about it, there is only such a doctor here."

Lu Fengxian stared at his face: "It seems that you are not good-looking in the first place, if your face is bad, you will be bad!"

Yuan Shu: "You fart! I am the most beautiful man in the capital."

Lu Fengxian raised her chin: "Hehe."

Yuan Shu was so angry that his head hurt and his chest hurt too. He held his chest and said angrily: "I just, if you don't believe me, wait until the wound on my face heals, I will scare you to death!"

Lu Fengxian deliberately distorted his meaning: "Scared me to death? Are you as ugly as a Yasha?"

Lu Fengxian turned her head and asked Hua Tuo: "Sir, do you have any ideas about developing plastic surgery skills?"

Grass!

You can't fight, you can't talk, how can there be such an unfeminine woman!

Yuan Shu was furious, but under the pull of Yuan Shao and Cao Cao, he finally did not continue to charge upwards.

Yuan Shao apologized to Lu Fengxian in a good voice: "It was us who were rude first, so don't blame Brother Fengxian."

Yuan Shu was taken aback, "She is clearly a woman..."

Cao Cao hurriedly covered his mouth, and whispered, "You'll know when you look again."

Um?Could it be that she is not a woman?

For some reason, Yuan Shu suddenly felt a feeling of being cheated into marriage... Bah, being cheated.

Really sad and irritable.

Lu Fengxian stared at Yuan Shu's swollen face that looked like a cracked peach for a while, then nodded with a smile: "It's not strange, it's not strange, seeing him like this makes me lose my anger."

Yuan Shu: "..."

Yuan Shao rubbed his temples.

Because Yuan Shu has always been unscrupulous, he wanted to save Lu Fengxian, but he couldn't keep up with her speed of running all the way to death.

The corners of Cao Cao's mouth couldn't help raising, but he forced himself down again.

interesting!

Yuan Shao regained his composure and asked, "Since Brother Fengxian has dissipated, can he be diagnosed and treated? After all, this place is still some distance from the city gate, and the rain is not stopping. I am worried that it will affect his wound."

"If it can be cured, we will be grateful."

Yuan Shu stared, and pulled Cao Cao's hand away, "What are you talking about! It's obviously them..."

"Shut up!" Yuan Shao frowned, and turned to stare at him, "Look at the disaster you caused, the reputation of the Yuan family in Runan was almost ruined by you, if you still make trouble, I will definitely punish you for what you did. Tell the elders what you have done."

Yuan Shu got angry: "What else can you do besides suing? It's just relying on the favor of the elders, but you yourself are just..."

Cao Cao smiled wryly: "Both of you, calm down a bit. I'm tired, hungry, wet, and my head still hurts. I just want to wait until the condition of the road stabilizes before we continue on our way."

Yuan Shao and Yuan Shu looked at each other, Yuan Shu snorted and turned his head away.

Yuan Shao bowed to Hua Tuo: "My brother, please."

Corporal Li Xian has achieved this level, he is not insulting the family tradition.

Hua Tuo was seeing Yuan Shu, and Lu Fengxian stroked his wet hair, and moved it to the edge of the tree trunk, finding a relatively dry place.

The rain outside is getting bigger and bigger, and there are more and more drops of water "ticking" under the trees. It is raining heavily outside, but it is raining lightly inside.

Lu Fengxian picked up the clothes thrown away just now, shook slightly, stretched out her arms, and raised the slightly wet clothes above her head to cover the falling raindrops.

Yuan Shao and Cao Cao stood beside her, one on the left and one on the right, quietly inquiring about her background.

Lu Fengxian squinted her eyes halfway, not responding to each other.

Finally, after Hua Tuo finished his diagnosis, the rain became much lighter.

Hua Tuo said: "Let's hurry up and get on the road now that the rain is subsiding. The wound on his face needs to be treated with medicine. I'll prepare the medicine right now."

Yuan Shu was also afraid that his face would be ruined, so he hurriedly said, "Then let's go!"

"But..." Hua Tuo looked at his face and said slowly, "You can't just go on the road like this."

Yuan Shu frowned, listening to what he could say.

Hua Tuo said slowly, "Your wounds will fester when exposed to water. Think about it, your face will fester, and your skin will peel off layer by layer..."

Yuan Shu shuddered suddenly, "Then...then I won't leave."

Hua Tuo sighed: "But, if you don't apply the medicine early, your wound may never heal for the rest of your life."

Yuan Shu stomped anxiously: "Then what do you say?"

Hua Tuo pondered.

Lu Fengxian raised his eyebrows and said: "Wouldn't it be better to wrap your face with more layers of clothes, then you should stop riding a horse and sit behind others to protect your face."

This is indeed a good idea, Yuan Shu immediately agreed.

However, he had just finished insulting Yuan Shao, so he was ashamed to ride with him on the same horse.

He turned his attention to Cao Cao.

Cao Cao nodded slightly, then glanced at Lu Fengxian with a smile.

When everyone was about to leave, they discovered another problem...Hua Tuo was riding a donkey.

Yuan Shao discussed in a good voice: "Why don't you get on this horse and put the donkey here, and when I return home, I will send someone to take the donkey back."

Yuan Shu wrapped his head into a ball with his clothes, and said in a muffled voice, "I'll go back and pay you ten donkeys, so hurry up!"

Hua Tuo's stubborn temper broke out, "I don't want to go, I only want this horse."

Yuan Shu didn't know what was wrong this time, he seemed to trust Hua Tuo and insisted on taking him with him, but Hua Tuo insisted on only riding his own donkey.

They had no choice but to let Hua Tuo ride a donkey on the road. Yuan Shao and Lu Fengxian went with Hua Tuo, while Cao Cao took Yuan Shu to the gate of the city to wait.

After setting off on the road, Lu Fengxian's old horse walked more and more slowly, walked up behind Yuan Shao's BMW, suddenly kicked its hooves, and its two front hooves directly kicked the BMW's ass.

BMW was startled, and ran away with Yuan Shao.

Lu Fengxian turned her head, looked at Hua Tuo and asked with a smile, "Sir, is his face really that serious?"

Hua Tuo held the reins of the donkey, straightened his back, and let the drizzle wet his eyebrows and eyes.

He raised his head slightly and said: "If a minor illness is delayed, it will naturally lead to a serious illness. To treat disobedient patients, you have to speak seriously to attract their attention."

"Oh—" Lu Fengxian elongated her voice meaningfully.

Hua Tuo looked at her with a gentle expression: "How are you feeling?"

Lu Fengxian smiled and said, "You've helped me vent my anger like this, how can I be in a bad mood?"

Hua Tuo shook his head: "Your background is not your fault, nor is it an excuse for his arrogance. I am targeting him for all the poor people in the world; I am defending you, and I am defending you..."

When he said this, he bowed his head and smiled, like a wild flower wet by water on the prairie, bowing his head and being gentle, with a tender heart.

Lu Fengxian looked puzzled: "What is protecting me?"

Hua Tuo raised his head, looked at the sky, and smiled suddenly: "The sun is out."

A golden gap opened in the gloomy sky, and in a short while, the golden sunlight filled the land that had been watered by rain.

The light fell on Lu Fengxian's head, reflecting the glistening water droplets on her hair.

...It is maintaining the light on your body.

The author has something to say: "Yuan Changshui, the fierce ghost on the road", meets the big devil Lu Fengxian, and can only become a "beautiful idiot" and be bullied...

Yuan Shu: Get out!

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