[Three Kingdoms] Lu Bu is a fake lord

In late spring, the grass on the plain becomes denser, and people can lie down and bury it directly.

The afterglow of the setting sun dragged orange-red paint over the grassland.

A few ragged teenagers buried half of their bodies in the grass, but they kept beating the grass with poles, scaring away the long insects inside.

"Phoenix Fairy—"

"Fengxian, where are you!"

"Come out!"

They yelled for a long time but no one responded. Gradually, there was a weeping sound in their voices.

Crying hoarse voices echoed on the grassland——

"Fengxian, don't make trouble, please come out!"

"Wuuuu, Fengxian, you're not really lost, are you?"

"It's over, it's over, I will definitely be beaten to death when I go back!"

They babbled, wailed and howled, but the person they were looking for still didn't respond at all.

Gradually, the shortest boy inside collapsed, he flattened his mouth, couldn't bear it anymore, and cried out with a "wow".

The crying disturbed the hearts of the people, and the older boys next to them couldn't bear it anymore, their mouths shrunk, their eyes blinked a few times, and they were about to cry.

At this moment, a small stone jumped out of the grass and hit the crying boy on the top of his head.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, who, who hit me?"

"Tsk, you're so stupid." A lazy voice of disgust came from deep in the grass. The voice was not clear, but it was like cooking smoke and rich milk wine on the grassland. feel.

The crying child was suddenly happy. He rubbed the red corners of his eyes with the back of his hand, and twitched, "Feng, Fengxian, where have you been? We have been looking for you for a long time."

There was a sound of "Xixisuosuo" in the grass, and the girl in black clothes put one hand on her waist and covered her mouth with the other, and got out of the grass.

Her skin glowed white against the black clothes, her hair and body were stained with grass leaves, but she was not in a hurry to pick them off, instead she stretched out her hands slowly and yawned.

The last light of the setting sun was in her slightly opened mouth, and as she turned her head, the warm orange afterglow enveloped her whole body.

Her long black thick hair was raised up into a high ponytail only by a cloth belt, her bright eyes were big and energetic, and the remnant sunset reflected the golden-red light in her eyes. There were obvious ups and downs. She was obviously a girl, but her freely stretched limbs seemed to contain an explosive force, like a wild horse on the grassland, with a vigorous and flexible body.

But her lazily breathing looks like a white tiger resting in the sun after enjoying the food, with her tail wagging quite leisurely.

The boys couldn't help staring at her, and gradually blushed.

They remembered the legend about Lu Fengxian. It is said that Fengxian's mother once dreamed of a white tiger, which was docilely entangled with her mother. Not long after her mother had this dream, she became pregnant with Fengxian.

When Lu Fengxian was born, she was different from ordinary people. She was able to walk and talk when she was born, and it is said that she has amazing strength.

People often feel that if Lu Fengxian is not a girl, she will definitely become a great hero.

As she grew older, Lu Fengxian became more and more different from ordinary people.

For example, when she was a few years old, her strength was greater than that of ordinary adults; for another example, she seemed to be a fairy in charge of horses in the sky, no matter how wild the horse was in her hands, she would obediently tame it. , all the horses will obediently follow behind her, let her command, they simply recognize her as the winner.

What is even more amazing is that Lu Fengxian's archery skills are amazing at a very young age, and she never returns empty-handed when she goes hunting. When she was a teenager, she even nailed the tiger's head with an arrow, nailing the tiger to the ground , From then on, when everyone mentions this girl Lu Fengxian, they will give a thumbs up and praise, "Lu Bu is also a god and a man".

As for why it is called Lu Bu?Now I have to talk about the illness of this "god man" girl Lu Fengxian. Since she was born, this girl has made up her mind to think that she is a man. Even though she grows more beautiful and beautiful, her figure is uneven, but this She still hasn't changed her perception of herself, and, as she grows older, she is becoming more and more able to justify herself.

She thinks that she is a man, and if she is different from other men, it is only because she has a strange disease.

This person is very capable of justifying himself, and he only lives in his own world. He is really a "man of gods".

Lu Fengxian believed that she was a man, and she didn't want to use the original "Fengxian" name anymore. Her parents couldn't hold her back, so they had to rename her "Lu Bu". piece of cloth.

At this time, Lu Fengxian crossed his hands, stretched upwards vigorously, raised his eyelids, glanced at the few brats who were not taller than her, and asked casually, "What did you call me just now?"

"..."

Too bad, they all forgot that Lu Fengxian called her "Lu Bu" in order to correct them, but she would beat someone up if she heard that name after saying it.

"Wow—" The children who managed to hold back their tears cried even harder.

Lu Fengxian scratched his ears, "Okay, I'll let you off this time, and be careful with your butts next time."

"Okay, okay Feng..."

"Huh?" Lu Fengxian stared dangerously at the leading boy.

The boy blushed and stammered, "Boss, boss!"

Lu Fengxian narrowed her eyes and showed a satisfied smile.

The boy's neck was also red.

"Boss, what were you doing in the grass just now?"

"sleep."

"Then we called you, didn't you hear?"

"Ah."

A group of children chattered around Lu Fengxian asking questions, but she looked sleepy and casually answered with one or two words.

In fact, she hadn't recovered from the shock of the dream.

She didn't know how she fell asleep in the grass full of mosquitoes. She only remembered that she seemed to see her life and the change of this country in her dream. These were all written in a book, but unfortunately, she After waking up, I forgot all about the memory of the dream, and only remembered the kind of heart-wrenching unwillingness.

Lu Fengxian touched her chest.

"Hey? Boss is hiding something here?" A little boy asked puzzledly, holding his finger in his mouth.

The older boys beside him blushed.

"Huh, what nonsense are you talking about!" They hurriedly covered the little boy's mouth, and secretly went to see Lu Fengxian again.

Lu Fengxian ignored them and walked away with long legs.

Their faces were so red that they were about to explode.

The little boy was even more puzzled: "What are you doing?"

"What do you know, you boy who hasn't grown all hair yet, that...that's something only women have..." The big boy covered his face, and he was about to collapse from collapse.

Walking a few steps quickly, Lu Fengxian, who was out of everyone's sight, held his chest and let out a breath.

Fortunately, they didn't find out.

Lu Fengxian carefully took out the book hidden in his chest, glanced at it and stuffed it back.

This book was hidden on her body after she woke up from a dream. She always felt that there was something weird about this book, and she needed to go back and study it carefully.

She led a group of people back to the village, greeted her parents, and then bowed her head into the stables.

She familiarly found her old partner who was grazing in the stone trough with her head down, put her hands on the saddleless horse's back, jumped up, and rode on it gracefully.

The old brown horse whose fur was already dull was already familiar with Lu Fengxian's move. It raised its head slightly and let out a loud snort, wagged its tail casually a few times, then lowered its head and continued to eat its own grass.

Lu Fengxian patted the old horse's neck with a smile, as if to comfort it.

The old horse was in a happy mood, and the horse's tail flicked even more cheerfully.

Lu Fengxian raised her feet, and with her buttocks as the center of a circle, she made a sudden turn, and changed into a posture of riding with her back on a horse.

Her slender legs stretched out, directly on the horse's buttocks, and the stretched pants showed the tough and sharp lines of her thighs.

She put one foot on the other, shaking slightly, and couldn't wait to take out the book.

She thought in her heart: Could this be the art of war given to her by some god?Isn't there such a story often, a certain famous general meets a god and sends him a book on the art of war, and then he is invincible and makes great achievements.

As a man, of course she also has the dream of being a hero who rides the fastest horse, occupies the largest city, and falls in love with the most beautiful person.

However, her dream of being a hero was all shattered by the title of this book.

"What is this?" Lu Fengxian's eyes widened, and he read it out word by word: "A complete collection of idioms and common sayings of the Three Kingdoms?"

What is this?

She flicked back indiscriminately, only to find that the book was blank.

"Hehe, a wordless heavenly book."

Lu Fengxian wanted to throw away this wordless book, but just as he was about to throw it away, a strange feeling of reluctance welled up in his heart.

She coughed, put her hands on the book pretendingly, and bowed in all directions, "Sky Lingling, Earth Lingling, since you gave me a fairy book, you must let me understand it? Otherwise, grandpa fairy, don't you?" Is this effort wasted?"

That's right, her mouth made fun of even the gods.

She turned the pages of the book again, but it was still blank. Just when she was about to give up, words appeared on the blank paper.

First, there are four big characters "Looking at plums to quench thirst"; then, a line of small characters appears to explain "Looking at plums to quench thirst"; then, a short story of "Cao Cao looks at plums to quench thirst" appears.

Cao Cao...

Lu Fengxian secretly wrote down the name that he had never heard before, and couldn't help reaching for the four big characters.

Suddenly, a golden light flashed from those words, and the next moment, that golden light landed on her head.

What's wrong?what happened?

Lu Fengxian touched his head, but found nothing.

She jumped off the horse, ran to the stone trough of the Mahe River, and looked around.

Through her reflection, she saw four big golden characters on her head, "Looking for plums and quenching thirst".

Why?Hey?

How did this thing get on top of her head?

She tried to shake her head, but she couldn't get rid of the four glittering words.

After a lot of tossing, Lu Fengxian, who gave up completely, stared at her right hand and complained expressionlessly: "I call you cheap!"

The next moment, the old horse, who knew its master's mind, bit her hand with a "high" bite.

Lu Fengxian: "..."

She and the old horse stared at each other.

"Hey, hey, Brother Ma, I suggest you move your mouth? I still need this hand to eat, shoot arrows and lick you!"

The old horse blinked, not knowing whether he understood or not.

Lu Fengxian sighed: "Hey, I'm here to herd horses and herd horses. Look at Cao Cao... Although I don't know why I have never seen this man in the history books, but at least he has an army. When will I Can you fight on the battlefield?"

Just as she was feeling emotional, she didn't notice that the gold letters above her head flickered again.

Then, her mother's gentle voice sounded outside the stables——

"Are we really moving?"

Her father said: "Not only we want to move, but also the people in this village. Now Xianbei's offensive against us is getting tighter and tighter, and the imperial court doesn't send anyone who can benefit. If we don't move, don't we just wait and see?" Those Xianbei people slaughtered us all?"

"Then where are we going to move from Wuyuan County?"

Her father pondered for a while, then slowly said: "Southern Bingzhou."