IQ is something outside the body

Angry things should be angered, and what should be taught should not be left behind.Kong Ye's language can already be taught by himself very well, and the truth taught him some common sense in the next week.

The glasses of truth cannot move.

It is not allowed to eat people, and the bought things must be cooked before they can be eaten.

When it rains, you need an umbrella, and when the sun is too bright, you need to wear sunglasses.

You can run naked at home, but you must wear clothes outside.

Cats and dogs are cute, but if you don't touch them, they will be flattened by you.

If you want to know the outside world, watch TV.

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Now Kong has also been allowed by Truth to wander around in the community. The ban is that he cannot climb trees, but can only walk, and he has been entrusted with the work of washing clothes, mopping the floor and watering flowers. Occasionally, Truth cannot find glasses. Sora was able to quickly find it out and hand it over to him. Anyway, luckily he lived up to his fate and did a good job.

When Truth went out this morning, the sky was a bit gloomy, so he asked Sora to collect the bed sheets that had been dried out as soon as it rained. Sora was reading children's comics at that moment, nodded repeatedly, and Truth went to class.

At around four o'clock in the afternoon, the sky was covered with dark clouds, and it was as dark as the end of the world for a while, but there were a few gleams of light on the horizon, which seemed to be the precursor of an earthquake. The booming sound made the teaching building tremble, and then the pouring rain came down, hitting people with a dull pain—it was a thunderstorm.

Truth didn’t bring an umbrella, because the rain in this season usually doesn’t last too long. Unexpectedly, today’s thunderstorm arrived at 05:30, and he should have arrived home long ago. After this battle, I was scared out of my wits by the torrential rain and lightning.

Seeing that the assistants and colleagues left one by one, he was thinking about how to go back. No one would come to give him an umbrella in the torrential rain. Suddenly, through the rain curtain, he saw a tall and familiar figure rushing towards the corner of the teaching building. Looking left and right, as if looking for someone.

——It’s empty!

A strange feeling took hold in my heart, Zhenzhen put down the pen in his hand, stood up and walked downstairs quickly, the chair creaked with the movement of standing up.Walking downstairs quickly, just in time to face the anxious and helpless Sora, Truth yelled at the tall figure.

"Kuya!"

Sora in the rain turned his head in an instant, his whole face lit up the moment he saw the truth, and ran over with an umbrella stepping on the puddle.He found it by following his breath, but when he got to the place where there were so many people in the school, he was stunned. Truth looked at the person running towards him. It didn't help at all, the clothes were wet, the trousers were full of sewage, and he had to wash him when he went back, but for some reason, he couldn't even swear, but calmly stretched out his hand and pulled him into the corridor .

"Why are you running, what are you doing out in such heavy rain?"

Kong also wiped the water drops from his face, and said with a silly smile, "It's raining! You```````give me the umbrella."

Although he had expected it, he still couldn't avoid a slight shock. Truth said, "Don't run out like this next time. I will go back when the rain subsides."

Kong also said obediently, and handed the umbrella to Truth, with too much strength, he couldn't control it, and immediately threw the rain on Truth's face.

"``````" Truth took a deep breath, suppressed his emotions to prevent the blurred words from spoiling the atmosphere, wiped off the water droplets on his face and said calmly: "Okay, let's go home."

Sora yelled happily when he heard the words, and walked over to hold Truth's hand, and held an umbrella for him with the other hand.

On the way back, the rain was still the same, there were almost no people on the street, and an umbrella didn't help much. Sora also subconsciously tilted the umbrella towards the truth, but unexpectedly the umbrella was too small, and the two big men Not enough support, the umbrella that was leaning over directly dripped and splashed on the truth's neck, and along the neck

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The water ran down to the ankles, like a shower.

Truth: "``````"

The place that should be wet is wet, and the place that shouldn't be wet is also wet. Truth and Kong also returned home, and the two handsome and handsome ancient demons turned into two distressed chickens.

After taking a hot bath, at night, the sound of rain outside the window continued.

After taking a bath, Truth is in a good mood. The book is in place, the music is in place, and the red wine is in place. She is about to enjoy a peaceful night on the balcony when a thought suddenly flashes into Truth's mind.

"Kuya!!!"

Hearing the call, Sora jumped out of the bathroom wrapped in a bath towel: "Huh?"

"Did you take the quilt and sheets I dried in the morning?!"

Sora bit his finger and thought for a while, then scratched his head and smiled: "Forget, send an umbrella, forget."

When the truth was heard, it was almost overwhelmed, and it took three steps and two steps to the clothes drying table to have a look, didn't it!Except for a quilt that was soaked in water and was so heavy that it broke the plastic rod, the sheets, pillowcases, and quilt covers were all blown away by the wind!There was only a single quilt left crooked and twisted on the drying table!

At eight o'clock that night, there was a loud roar through the sound of rain in Rose Manor.

"Kuya!!!"

As a well-known university professor, Truth not only conducts research in the university and then reports the results to the Academy of Sciences, but also is often invited to appear on some scientific talk shows over the years, and has been well received due to his outstanding appearance.

This time the truth is going to Taiwan.

Among other things, as far as Truth’s habit of taking baths is concerned, he likes going to Taiwan very much—the environment is good, the air is good, and there are many hot spring hotels in Kaohsiung. It's quite pleasant to go shopping in the forest scenic spot and go back home.

The most important thing is that under such circumstances, the school will grant half a month of personal leave - anyway, the truth doesn't really like to do paleontological research, so why not do it.

But this time is different from usual, because the truth will take Soya with him.

He didn't dare to leave Kongya alone at home for half a month. He didn't dare to imagine what would happen when he came back if he left Kongya at home.

So Truth drove Kong Ye to Bao'an Airport.

"Kuya, you came here from Hainan, did you lie on top of the plane?" Truth suddenly remembered this and asked him.

Sora grunted and stammered, "No—can't you?"

"It's really not possible." Truth turned the steering wheel skillfully: "If you are not careful, you will be caught and researched. I don't want to make a big fuss about the Academy of Sciences to save you."

"Why research?"

Truth said: "Because we are different from others. I have taught you that you must do exactly the same things as those around you. If they don't do it, you can't do it even if you can."

Kong also nodded half-understood, the truth has always taught him this way, he didn't know why he did this, but anyway, what the truth said was right, he always worshiped it as a god.

Truth: "When you get there, you have to be good to me. We don't live in a villa over there, but in a hotel. There are many people in the hotel. Can't you be too curious to know?"

Sora: "What, what is saving a shop?"

"It's a hotel." Truth corrected him patiently: "There are many rooms, and different people live in each room. You live with me."

Sora's eyes lit up all of a sudden: "Can I sleep under your bed?"

"Yes, but you can't come up."

Kong also became agitated immediately, and roared to the sky, almost breaking his seat belt.

Truth has already seen the strangeness, and continued to step on the accelerator and said: "I have a friend over there. He is not a human being like us, but he has a registered permanent residence in Taiwan``````" Unexpectedly, as he was speaking, Truth remembered Suddenly, he slammed on the brakes suddenly, and the two people in the car jumped forward in an instant!

Sora: "??????"

Truth slowed down the car, coughed dryly and asked Kong Ye in a rare gentle tone: "Kong Ye, you are also a devil, you should have good physical strength, right?"

Sora: "What??????"

Truth: "That``````I seem to have forgotten to apply for a visa for you."

Sora: "Visa?????"

Truth: "Yeah, I haven't bought a ticket yet, and I can't pass the security check without a pass, so you can't fly with me."

Sora: "So?????"

Truth looked at Kuya sincerely: "Why don't you swim over?"

Sora: "!!!!!!!"

After taking refuge in the truth for more than a month, Sora was finally betrayed for a while.

This time I really forgot the truth. He has a Taiwan G-pass, which is a special permit, and he can leave the country without a tour group, and he is not short of money.Not to mention that Kongya, a jobless vagrant, can't get a G-pass, and it's too late to get an L-pass for him now.

It was too dangerous to follow the plane like last time, it was just a fluke that he was not found, and Kong must not be taken away, so he could only swim over.

So Truth turned the car around and headed straight for the beach.

Three hours later, Sora stared at the vast sea in a daze.

Zhenzhen took out the map bought on the road and stuffed it to Kong Ye, then drew a straight line between the current location and Taiwan, pointed to the straight line and said: "You start swimming from here until you arrive at this place, and the magnetic field of your body will tell you That's the right direction, I'll set off three days later and pick you up at the shore."

Kong is about to cry, even if he has no common sense, he still knows that a line on this map will swim to death.

Truth was wronged, and quickly comforted him: "I will wait for you at the beach as soon as I get there. You don't need to restrain your breath this time, and neither do I. There is only one demon in Taiwan, and it is my friend. It is safe. Let's meet with breath, okay?" good?"

"When you arrive, I will take you to eat delicious food."

"You can sleep under my bed at night."

"I can still take a bath in my bathtub in the future."

Kong is also very unwilling, but tell him to stay at home, not to mention that the truth is worried, he himself is not happy, so he sat down by the seaside, looking sadly at the endless sea.

The truth couldn't tell him, and the gentle consolation didn't work well. After a while, he said, "If you swim obediently this time, I'll promise to have sex with you, how about it?"

Kong Ye's eyes suddenly widened, he turned his head with a green light, and said in disbelief, "Really?!"

Truth nodded with a strange expression, saying that □□ is always a bit weird, how can I say otherwise? □□?go to bed? □□?Fuck me?

No, why did you fuck me?It should be me who fucked him!That's right, anyway, after swimming all the way to the sky, there must be no physical strength left, and I didn't promise who to go to whom, so it's hard to say if I really have to fulfill the contract.