IQ is something outside the body
Chapter 56 chapter56
Chapter66. Empty also delivered to your door
Lance didn't expect that Truth would take the initiative to send Kong Ye over. It was completely unexpected, and he didn't dare to accept it for a while. The three of them were deadlocked at the door of the office.
Truth: "Why, don't? If you don't, you won't have a chance in the future."
Lance smiled calmly and said, "Why not? Need help with something?"
"I'm not as dark as you." Truth said: "I only ask you to ensure that Kongya is safe and free from pain. As for the safety of the students in exchange for Kongya, but what you said before is not an additional condition."
Lance said calmly: "Of course I keep my word. I can swear by witchcraft in front of you that I will never harm the students before Kongya returns, and I will not let Kuya's life be in danger."
"All right," said Truth brusquely, "then you swear."
Lance's smile froze on his face.
"Why, don't you want to? Don't you have such sincerity?"
"How could it be?" Lance said with a stiff smile, "But I suddenly felt that it would be a bit of a disadvantage for me to exchange two promises for one empty one. I have to add another condition."
"Businessmen are most taboo to sit on the ground and raise prices." Truth said: "You have been in business for so many years, don't you know this?"
Lance: "But I also pay attention to equality, how about it, the conditions I attach are not that difficult, you give me a chance to pursue you again, you can't refuse things like promises of dates, let's relive the past, this is for you It shouldn't be difficult, right?"
Kong Ye's eyes suddenly widened, and he blurted out: "Don't promise him!"
The truth is expressionless: "So you always think that we can still have fun after we are all like this? It's up to you, you can do whatever you like."
Lance rolled his eyes in satisfaction.
Sora also pouted.
That night, Sora was taken to Lance's base.
What Lance lives in is not a villa, but a small base with complete bedrooms, kitchens, bathrooms and laboratories, and a smooth computer network. , specially built underground, there are several researcher demons and low-level little devils in charge of running errands, everyone has a separate room, Lance and Olofi are paid a little higher, and Lance lives alone on the third floor of the basement , the decoration is luxurious and luxurious, and there is a car passage directly from the third basement to the ground. The sound insulation effect is also very good, and usually you will not be disturbed by the clanging research and discussions above.
The first thing Lance did after accepting Soya was to hypnotize him, telling him not to play tricks. After repeated observations and found that there was nothing wrong with Soya, he gave Soya a room to live next to the low-level errand demon.On the first night, he experimented to prove his strength.
He first called two low-level demons and Olofi, and asked Sora to break their phalanx respectively, and then asked Olofi to break his phalanx, and Sora looked at the sinister look on Olofi's face expression, frowning at the last moment and calling for a stop.
"Wait a moment!"
Lance: "What?"
Kong Yeren was hypnotized, he still knew the pain, and said pitifully: "You have sworn not to hurt me."
Of course, Lance didn't intend to hurt him, and obviously he didn't feel that breaking his finger would be hurt. He explained patiently: "The truth asked you to assist me in my research. This is a necessary procedure. Except this time, there will be no such thing in the future. thing."
Sora: "From now on, I can eat well, live well, and have fun, okay?"
Lance: "Of course, but only if you obediently assist me, donate your blood when necessary, and obey various calculations."
Kong also said: "Anyway, I want to eat well, and I have to call Truth. You have to give me permission, otherwise I won't agree."
It was rare for Lance to get angry with this nonsense, and said: "OK, I promise you, can you obey my test now?"
Kong stretched out his hand reluctantly: "Okay."
Olofi snapped off his middle finger with a snap.
Kong also let out a scream.
This time Lance still found nothing.
Sora's power to hurt people is as hard to recover as he knew before, but the damage Olofi caused to him doesn't recover as quickly as he said. No matter how Olofi explains it, what he saw with his own eyes is nothing. Seeing the recovery speed of the four pillars, Lance breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. He can rest assured that the research on how Kong was also tested by the truth was successful.
But what he didn't expect was that Kongya started to make trouble for him early the next morning.
Today is the weekend and there is no class. Sora is eating the high-end snacks that Lance bought while watching other demons doing research and development. After watching for a while, he couldn't help but patted one of them on the shoulder and asked, "Hey, you guys do these things. Does Lance pay?"
The male demon who was accosted looked up at him and said, "Shh, you can't talk about this here. If the master hears us speak ill of him, he will punish us."
Kong also gnawed on the chicken feet: "What do you say, just say that I forced you, and he won't punish me."
The male demon looked left and right, then leaned over and whispered: "Most people follow him voluntarily, Lord Black Wing is very strong, I am his test product, but he said that I am not the finished product he wants, Just drop it off and work together."
Kong also swallowed the chicken feet, and looked at him curiously: "What kind of test subject are you, you look normal."
Hearing the words, the male demon said proudly: "I am androgynous, and I can separate the female body to X myself."
Kong was also shocked, and the remaining chicken feet fell from his hands: "Show me a girl."
"Don't, don't, don't," the male devil said impatiently, "The female body has a bad personality, so I can't do it now. If you want to see it, I'll show it to you at night."
"Oh, that's fine," Sora said, "But since you have two genders, shouldn't you be stronger? What's your name?"
"It's not much stronger," said the male demon, "My name is Tony, and for a female body, you can call her Xiaona."
"Oh, Tony." Sora blinked, "My name is Sora."
Tony looked at him curiously: "You are an experiment brought by Black Wing, right? What are your characteristics?"
Sora didn't have any special characteristics at first, and Lance himself went up to it, saying, "I'm better at fighting."
"That's it," Tony scratched his head: "You don't do scientific research?"
Kong also suddenly remembered his mission, and said, "Come on, do you have any work for me?"
Tony was not suspicious, pointed to an empty computer and said, "Why don't you go and translate the documents, Master Black Wing is now hiring a scientific research team here, they speak Chinese, you translate the English reply into Chinese, I will send it out sooner You can get off work early."
So Kong went to "translate" his documents.
Tony had to translate a lot of documents, dozens of them, and he didn't finish them until the evening, and then took out his mobile phone to send a text message to Truth.
Lance had been monitoring Kongya's cell phone and text messages for a long time. After waiting for a whole day, he finally waited until Kongya showed his flaws, intercepted the text messages immediately, and saw the following scene.
Kong Ye——Pu pou, En Hu go away?
Truth - read a book.
Kong Ye—Ou Xiangen, Kai Ziping is ready to cut?
Truth - not good.
Lance is Spartan, what are they talking about? !
In fact, Kong didn't say anything, he was just asking what Truth was doing in Wuyue dialect, and he missed him. Lance was silent for a while with a sullen face, and called Olofi over.
"What Chinese is this, or a code?"
Olofi has never seen Chinese with this grammar before. After thinking for a long time, he said: "I think it may be using dialect as a code. In order to avoid being discovered, if you can learn this dialect, you may be able to capture important information in the future." It’s impossible for Bertha to give up on Kuya, and maybe she will give him orders.”
Lance felt that his analysis was reasonable, but he really didn't know what kind of dialect this was, and he planned to make a fool of himself.
"Empty also."
Sora was inviting Tony to eat and drink together at the moment, when he saw Lance halfway through the meal, he responded vaguely: "Where's Gaha?"
Lance keenly caught an entry point, and pretended to say casually: "Is it fun here? Is there anything to play?"
Kong also pointed to Tony: "Tony taught me to translate documents, but I don't think it's fun."
Lance was overjoyed when he heard the words, and hurriedly asked him: "Huh? How did you translate it? In Chinese? I'm going to ask Tony to learn the Chinese dialect, so it's not easy to be intercepted."
Kong also said: "There is nothing confidential about your documents, they are all 'eu leads the rest to increase suffering, the crew is correct, zv says gi Lance Enlie has already sent you giyie away and waited for gi Musei' and so on."
Lance: "Oh? Do you know the dialect? What dialect do you usually use?"
Lance bit the bait too fast, Sora secretly marveled at his IQ, and said on the surface: "It's nothing, I usually speak Cantonese, if you want to keep it secret, do you know the devil's language?"
Lance's eyes lit up: "Huh?"
Kong Ye smiled and snapped his fingers: "Wenzhou dialect."
"What is Wenzhou dialect? Is it difficult?"
Kong also spread his hands: "You can find this question by asking anyone, but it's difficult. Only the people in that area can speak it, and the people farther away can't. It can't be Cantonese, and it can't Not counting the Hokkien language, but the Wuyue language does not recognize it, and the Northeast and Yunnan are farther away, and it can't be matched, do you think it is the devil's code?"
Lance smiled thoughtfully: "Okay, then you can eat first, if it's not enough, ask me for money, you can buy as much as you want."
Kong also stuffed food into his mouth in a sloppy manner: "Okay! Then I'll be impolite!"
Lance smiled and left, he wanted Olofi to learn Wenzhou dialect.
Tony looked at Sora miraculously: "Wow, the master treats you so well?"
Kong also ate his mouth full of oil: "Leave him alone, tell me what you want to eat, and I'll buy it."
Holding up his fork, Tony gave a sharp nod.
eu increases bitterness with the remainder—check all are correct;
The unit is correct - the check is correct;
Zv said that gi Lance Enlie has told you giyie to go away and wait for gi Musei——Dear Lance, we have already done the specified things according to your requirements.
Chapter 67. Bullying Lance
In the next few days, Olofi began to learn Wenzhou dialect hard, and he had already teased Kong hundreds of times in his heart, and Kong also broke free from the hypnosis the next night, and Lance told him not to play tricks The hypnosis, but Kong is also here to make trouble, and he has no tricks to play with his own identity. Lance thinks that Kong is here with tricks, and obviously Kong is only here to torment him.
In just two days, he helped Lance spend 10,000+ pounds converted into RMB, everything from food to clothing. The courier boxes were piled up as high as the research base, and all of them gave bad reviews, which led to Lance calling Almost got blown up.
Lance was furious. After going out for an hour, his phone ran out of battery when he came back!It's all about the phone shaking!After modifying hundreds of good reviews, he looked for Sora angrily. At the moment Sora and Tony were unpacking the courier with their buttocks pouted, and Lance caught him.
"What the hell did you buy!" Lance pushed Kuya and Tony away, rummaged through the contents of the box, and yelled, "Gay panties? Brain fragments? Mascara? Powder? Straight man turned gay candy ? Why don't you die?"
Sora: "Tony said Cortana wants cosmetics."
Lance: "You wouldn't fucking buy a cheaper one?"
Kong also blinked: "You said I can buy whatever I want, so don't you let me buy it now?"
"What about the food? Can you fucking finish it?!" Lance scolded, "There are eight people in the base, and two pigs are raised. How many pigs are there?"
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Kong also shook, and replied tremblingly, "Ten, ten heads?"
Lance almost rolled his eyes.
In addition to snacks, Sora also bought a lot of steak mille-feuille, whatever is expensive, and cooks supper at night, and the house is full of fragrance, and all the working devils come out of the room naked to stare at Drooling at the dinner table, I used a pressure cooker to press the sausage once, but I couldn’t find the stopper when it was empty, so I took the glass stopper for the experiment and plugged it tightly, but the pot was blown up, almost burning the experimental layer, sausage foam was everywhere, the flask None of the utensils and test tubes was spared, resulting in the reimbursement of all the experimental data that lasted for several days, and everything started from scratch. However, a few experimenters were so soft-spoken that they didn't complain to Lance. Lance didn't know at all.
On Monday, the school was in class as usual, and Truth took the initiative to find Lance's office.
Lance looked at the computer and suddenly looked up to find that the truth was at the door. He was a little flattered at once, but then he couldn't help feeling slightly sour, but he didn't show it, and said with a smile: "Hey, baby, are you done with class?"
Truth said blankly: "I remember you swore you would take good care of Kongya, why did his clothes not fit so well?"
Lance's eyes widened suddenly: "What? Clothes? Do you know how much he spent on food and clothing? Are you accusing me of treating him badly?"
Truth raised his chin slightly: "No? I just saw that you are very careless about his clothes. How can you be comfortable in such tight clothes? Usually his clothes are specially customized by me."
Lance: "The clothes are tight because he's so big! So big because he's too big to eat! You should go see how much he can eat in a day!"
Truth was surprised: "He was really good at eating before, but he is no longer like that now, he is not so ignorant."
Lance understands that his own money is not money, but the money of truth is money, and people are reluctant to spend the money of truth!I'm hoarding food right now!
Kong also finished class a few minutes ago, and wanted to come directly to find the truth, but was delayed for a while by Ge Mei's coquettish voice, and the truth disappeared when he came out, so he had to follow the scent of his body to find Lan. Below his office building.
Sora also tried his best to restrain his breath.
In the office, Lance had already changed the subject.
"are you free tonight?"
"how?"
"Of course it's a date." Lance smiled and acted like a gentleman: "I don't know if I have the honor to invite you?"
Truth frowned slightly: "Where are you going?"
Lance: "Would you like to go to the beach? You like the beach very much, I remember."
Truth: "But I don't like it now."
Lance froze for a moment, then forced a smile and said, "I think I'll make you fall in love with standing on the beach again. Tonight, shall we go to the beach to watch the sunset?"
The tone of the truth is calm: "Yes, but don't forget, I can't see it from so far away."
Lance couldn't help looking into his eyes when he heard the words, and quickly turned his head away because he couldn't stare: "Then... let's make an appointment to see you at night, just give me a chance, I don't care if it's a charity, okay?"
Truth turned around and left: "Whatever."
The remaining figure with a straight back gradually disappeared in the corridor.
Kong also watched the truth come out in the downstairs corner, and then walked away. Thinking that he was going on a date with Lance tonight, he became sour and reluctant for no reason, and followed him involuntarily.
Truth walked to the downstairs of the teaching building, finally turned around, and said to a big tree, crying and laughing: "Still hiding, come out for me."
Sora timidly walked out from behind the tree.
"You found out, I have restrained breath."
Truth said angrily: "Don't you think that this tree can stop you?"
Sora became nervous all of a sudden: "I'm going to lose weight right away!"
"Isn't it possible to lose fat?" Truth dragged him over and looked at him from head to toe. The more he looked at him, the more uncomfortable he became, and he asked, "What did you wear for two days over there, don't you feel tired?"
Kong also scratched his head: "I'm panicking, but I have no clothes to wear. I live in the experimental area, and naked running is not allowed."
Truth shook his head, took out his wallet from his pocket, and took out a business card from the wallet: "This is your usual clothes and shoes tailor shop, call yourself to order clothes."
Sora quickly and carefully took the business card: "Got it." After speaking, he suddenly remembered the purpose of the stalking, and asked him at a loss, "Are you really going on a date with Lance?"
"It's just a meaningless meeting," Truth said: "A person who has eaten sandwiches for hundreds of years will not understand what it means to let him go down to the west building under the bright moon."
Kong Ye was still a little worried: "But he is not a good person, I am worried that he will bully you, why don't you go."
Truth closed her eyes and shook her head: "I will go, you don't have to worry about it, and don't expose it, you know?"
Kong had no choice but to agree.
How much he wants to date the truth, without Bai Jian, Lin Jibo, and Roxa, the two of them are together, and no one bothers them.
But now Truth is going on a date with that bastard Lance!
Kong Ye's mind turned rapidly.
In the evening, after Lance drove Truth out of the school, Tony, who was at the scientific research base, received a call from Kongya.
"Tony! Help! Emergency!"
Tony hasn't encountered an emergency for hundreds of years, and he almost lost his grip on the phone, so he quickly held it steady with his hand: "What's the matter, what's the matter?"
Sora: "Can you come out, can you drive? Come out and do me a favor!"
Tony: "How can you not drive, what is it?"
In the afternoon, Kong also used the card Lance gave him to swipe three second-hand cars that only sold for more than 2 yuan, and he was waiting for Tony to come and fight together.
"You'll know when you come, hurry up! I'll treat you to delicious food if you succeed!"
Tony had no choice but to rush out quickly, and stood in front of Kuya panting fifteen minutes later.
"What's going on?"
Kong also pulled him to the corner: "You release Xiaona, the three of us drive onto the highway."
Tony was in a cold sweat: "What are you going to do?!"
Kong Ye: "Anyway, it's not about murdering people for profiteering. If you don't want to do it, I'll burn all your supper after you're done."
Tony hesitated for a moment, and wanted to ask more questions. Seeing this, Sora said, "Buy another set of limited edition Chanel cosmetics and Dior perfume for Xiaona."
Tony's expression tightened when he heard this, his facial expression twisted weirdly, and his bones creaked, and then a girl as tall as Tony got out of him, looked at Sora and said, "If he doesn't do it, I will do it. "
Sora immediately opened the car door: "You drive this one."
Tony had to agree to him: "Okay, which one shall I drive?"
Sora pointed at the third car: "That."
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The truth is sitting in the co-pilot seat of Lance, his breath and fragrance are in the ear, soft and faint, making Lance fall into a dream, the scenery outside the window is like a shuttle, time seems to have returned to more than 600 years ago The yellow picture, the familiar smile on the face of the truth in the memory, when I need it, I can reach out to my arms to absorb the warmth.
"Truth, truth," Lance called his name twice, and said to himself, "I still like to call you Bertha."
Truth said lightly: "I am no longer British, but I still like to be called Truth."
Lance expected that he would say this, so he wasn't embarrassed. Instead, he asked, "Your name in England should not be translated as Truth. Did you get it after you came here?"
The truth said flatly: "Leave the body to get rid of the wisdom, and embrace the essence to return to the truth; it is the principle of the future and the earth, and the one who loves all things."
Lance wowed, shrugged and smiled, "It sounds amazing, but I haven't learned this grammar, can you explain it to me?"
If it was changed to before, Truth would definitely be willing to explain it to him, but now he is very lazy and said lazily: "Forget it, if you really want to know, you will learn it even if I don't tell you, and you can search it if you don't learn it." Google, why pretend to be interested?"
Lance stumbled, momentarily embarrassed and at a loss for what to say, so he stepped on the gas again and drove ninety yards.
Unexpectedly, after Lance drove for a while, suddenly the cars in front of him became congested and formed a long queue, Lance had to slow down.
"There was a car accident! Rear-end!"
"The second rear-end collision, three cars collided together!"
"Hey, when will this be blocked!"
"Getting off work is already a rush hour, why don't you go home late?"
Lance squinted his eyes for a while and looked at the long convoy on the expressway ahead, with a hint of dissatisfaction on his face.
You can't turn around at the high speed, you can only wait, and don't know when the road will pass?
Remains to go to the wisdom, embrace the element to return to the truth. —— Huainanzi
It is the principle of the future, the love of all things. ——Zhuangzi Qiushui Chapter 68. Dating failure
The traffic jams became more and more quickly, and the sky gradually darkened. The three cars in front of the accident seemed to be driving without a license. They were entangled by the traffic police for a long time. Fortunately, the three car owners did not quarrel. After forty minutes of traffic jams It finally got through, but when Lance drove to the beach, the sun had already set mercilessly.
The beach was pitch black.
Lance: "..."
Truth: "...go back."
Now that he's here, there's no reason to go back. What's more, Lance's purpose is not only to watch the sunset, but the important point is to talk about love. There is no sunset, and the moonlight can make do, and playing field games on the beach is also good.
"You've been sitting in the car for so long, take a rest first, the air outside is good."
As he spoke, he went back to the car and opened the trunk, and took out an insulated box and two bottles of soda.
"I didn't expect to be stuck in traffic. I wanted to take you to dinner after watching the sunset. This is my afternoon tea. You should eat some first."
Truth opened the box and saw that there were several cocoa biscuits and butter cheese inside. The patterns were inconsistent, unlike the packaged biscuits on the market, they seemed to be baked by themselves.
Seeing him staring at the biscuits, Lance turned his eyes and made a plan. He sat next to him and said, "Your family made this specially for me. His cooking skills are very good."
In fact, Lance himself didn't know which chef in the kitchen did it.
Truth was unmoved, picked up a piece and took a bite, and concluded that it was not done in vain.
This kind of taste is obviously Lance's own hobby. The one made by Sora is sweeter and more greasy, but it is also more delicious.
Lance watched Truth take a bite, swallowed it slowly, and took another bite. When he took the third bite, he suddenly reached out and grabbed the hand of Truth pinching the biscuit. He put the biscuit in his hand and held it in his mouth. Truth's finger sucked, her eyes rolled, and she looked at him provocatively.
Truth took it easy, let him lick it, and said for a while, "I didn't wash my hands after going to the toilet."
Lance: "..."
After a while, Lance let go of Truth's hand, gently put him down according to the idea of kissing him on the face, put his hands on both sides of his head and stared carefully, Truth didn't resist, and replied blankly. To see him.
Lance didn't particularly like this kind of eyebrows and such a face before, and he rarely stared at it deliberately. It wasn't until after he lost it that he couldn't ask for it. Nafidili, who was shocked by herself as a heavenly man, was nothing compared to her.
A woman's appearance has the charm of a woman, and a man's appearance also has a beauty that belongs to a man.
Truth is the kind of man who feels beautiful at first sight, and becomes more attractive and docile as time goes by.
There is also Sora who was raised by the truth. When Lance saw him for the first time, he felt very sad. He did not have the elegance and composure of a demon. He was simply a gorilla, a failure among the failures of demons. , I found that Kong was also imbued with the temperament of truth while growing up. Not only is he good-looking, but also quite patient, and his temper is exactly the same.
Lance stared at the eyes of the truth for a while, adjusted his posture, and was about to bow his head to kiss affectionately, when he suddenly felt a strange touch in the palm of his hand, and when he raised his hand, there was a lump of mushy dog poop on his palm, which smelled like smoke. human smell.
Lance: "..."
Seeing that he was speechless in embarrassment, Truth asked, "Did you really not find that this place is not suitable for dating?"
Lance suddenly looked up: "What do you mean?"
Truth pouted towards the nearby beach: "Look for yourself."
Lance turned around to take a closer look, and his jaw dislocated with a snap.
The entire beach, including the place where the two are lying now, is full of all kinds of garbage. In addition to white plastic bags, there are also a lot of barbecue waste, camping garbage, dog poop, etc. It is impossible to engage in field battles.
It's not like this usually here!
Truth, on the other hand, moved faster, stood up and returned to the car, and signaled Lance to come back: "Go back to the city, we can't stay here."
Lance had to get in the car.
Back in the city, Lance wanted to invite Truth to watch a movie together. The dark cinema used to be the place where Truth loved to date. Unexpectedly, when he arrived at the place to buy tickets, Lance was told that the tickets were sold out 5 minutes ago, and the next There's a two hour wait.
Lance was unlucky. Seeing that the phone had already reported the time at nine o'clock, he hadn't read today's report at the base, so he had to drive Truth home.
"What a day," Lan said.
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Si shrugged his shoulders and smiled dryly: "In the future, I think I will prepare all the procedures before going on a date. It's really easy to go wrong on a whim."
Truth smiled perfunctorily, got out of the car and left.
At this time, Tony and Sora had returned to the base. Tony learned that he was going to sabotage Lance's date, and his legs were shaking with fright.
"Xiaokong, do you think the master will find out and kill us in the future?"
Kong didn't take it seriously, and encouraged him: "It's okay, Lance won't blame me."
Tony didn't believe it: "You you...why are you so sure?"
Sora: "He didn't know that we were the ones who caused the car accident, we were the ones who took out the garbage, and we were the ones who bought movie tickets. How could he blame me?"
Tony scratched his head anxiously: "But your consumption records are there, the car is very expensive!"
Hearing this, Kong also took out a small yellow bird from his pocket, pouted at it and said, "That's it, I'll just say I bought it for [-]."
Tony obviously saw this thing that Kong picked up from the road on the way back, and couldn't help but scratched his hair and said, "What is this thing that costs [-] yuan! The master wouldn't believe it!"
Kong also patted the little bird's head solemnly and said, "This is called Huangying. It's so precious. You foreigners don't know it. Rich people in China used to raise this."
Tony doubted, "Really?"
"That's still fake." Kong Ye said with awe-inspiring righteousness: "Go find a cage quickly, and we'll hang it up later."
Tony had to dig through the warehouse, but there had never been a birdcage at the base, so he finally made a cage out of bamboo strips, and as soon as it was done, Lance came back.
Lance had already received those more than 6 consumer text messages. As soon as he came back, he went straight to Kongya and said in a bad mood: "Kongya! What did you buy today?!"
Kong also raised the cage in his hand: "This."
"what is this?"
Kong also began to educate Lance: "This is called a yellow oriole, and a yellow oriole is an oriole. Do you know that two orioles sing green willows? Raising birds is a manifestation of culture. Everyone is a literate person, and you are a foreign scholar." , In order to set off your identity, I bought a yellow warbler for you, to set off your taste and identity, tomorrow you bring it to school and hang it in the office, it must be very classy."
How did Lance know Huang Ying, but he heard the truth today that "leave the body to get rid of the wisdom, and embrace the essence to return to the truth; it is the principle of the future and the earth, and the one who loves all things", so he didn't understand it, so he didn't understand the sentence "two "An oriole singing green willow" was more favorable, so I asked him dubiously: "Really? Why haven't I heard of it? Can't people with taste have cats and dogs?"
Kong also plausibly said: "But you obviously don't like cats and dogs, not to mention how can pet hair fly around in the experimental base and office?" Show the results to Lance: "Look, this is a big celebrity, does he raise birds? This great painter, look at his photo here, does he also raise birds? And this, this..."
After giving him more than a dozen examples, Sora solemnly put the cage in Lance's hands, and told him: "Buy the best bird food and water, and remember to change the potty every day. It's best to buy a few more pots. Plants, the ones that the leaves can stick in so the birds don't get depressed."
So Lance happily accepted the oriole and took it to school the next day.
So the next day, everyone who came to Lance's office saw this yellow warbler hanging by the window. It was bright yellow in color, lively and lovely, and it croaked like a chicken.
A week later, Lance's oriole was as fat as a piglet, three times its original size, unable to fly.
Half a month later, someone finally couldn't bear to tell Lance that this was actually a chicken.
Lance Spartan.
Soon, Sora lived in Lance's base for nearly a month. The season is already very hot, and the school will be on summer vacation for one month. Truth let go of Sora for a month. On the surface, he didn't say anything. I'm actually a little stuck.
He missed Sora so much, it was a bad feeling.
Sora misses him even more.
I used to be able to see the truth as soon as I got home, and I could sleep together at night, but now because I am an undercover agent, I can only see the truth during class!I can’t go home on weekends. Lance always has a lot of weird tests. He will test several items every day. Sometimes an item will be tested repeatedly. Except for school, he will not let anyone go. The text messages and phone calls were also monitored by Lance!
Sora was depressed about this for a long time. Unexpectedly, on this night, Lance suddenly walked from his own third basement floor to the experimental area on the first floor, and knocked on Kongya's door with a dark face.
"Get up, go to the gate of the base, Bertha is here to bring you something."
Kong Ye shuddered, woke up from his doze, jumped up from the bed immediately, and disappeared without a word.
Lance: "..."
Kong also ran all the way, unable to suppress his excitement, he never thought that the truth would come to him!Even if you don't know what it is, that's not the point!The point is!Truth came to him on his own initiative!
real!reason!host!move!
Sora also held his breath, his pajamas were flapping, and soon a familiar figure appeared in his sight.
"Really!!!"
Sora let out a loud cry, waving his arms while running.
Truth turned around upon hearing the sound, and smiled at him, as if the entire night sky lit up.
Kong also quickened his pace, and within two seconds he stood in front of the truth, and rushed forward to hug him fiercely.
"I really can't come out, I miss you so much."
Chapter 69. The Concern of Truth
Truth patted him on the back: "Didn't you just see him in the morning?"
Kong also hugged his body vigorously: "It doesn't count, the one in the morning doesn't count."
"Then what do we do?"
Kong also thought about it, and pouted his lips: "It doesn't count if you don't go home or kiss."
Truth really didn't know whether he should cry or laugh, so he flicked his forehead helplessly: "Come down first."
Sora fell to the ground with a thud.
"These are for you, take them."
"What is this?" Sora curiously flipped through the thing that Truth handed over, and looked at him suspiciously.
Truth carefully explained to him: "This is DQ's ice cream coupon, the one you usually like to eat most, and you can eat it if you want to eat it in the future; these two are summer pajamas, the silk ones are very cool; and this..."
The great joy directly knocked Sora into a daze, he took what Truth brought in a daze, slowly stretched out his hand, pressed on the rose of Truth, and then got slapped.
Sora also woke up, holding something and weeping with joy.
"Really, I'm not dreaming! You really came to give me something!"
Truth had no choice but to drag him over, patted him twice, and coaxed him, "Why are you crying? How old are you? Why don't you just order some clothes?"
Kong Ye tightly hugged the clothes that Zhen Zhen had given him, and sniffed, "I'm still a baby!"
Truth held his forehead.
Kong also held the ice cream coupons and clothes happily, and asked the truth with bright eyes: "Really, why did you suddenly send me something? Are you afraid that I will have a bad life?"
truth not
Lance didn't expect that Truth would take the initiative to send Kong Ye over. It was completely unexpected, and he didn't dare to accept it for a while. The three of them were deadlocked at the door of the office.
Truth: "Why, don't? If you don't, you won't have a chance in the future."
Lance smiled calmly and said, "Why not? Need help with something?"
"I'm not as dark as you." Truth said: "I only ask you to ensure that Kongya is safe and free from pain. As for the safety of the students in exchange for Kongya, but what you said before is not an additional condition."
Lance said calmly: "Of course I keep my word. I can swear by witchcraft in front of you that I will never harm the students before Kongya returns, and I will not let Kuya's life be in danger."
"All right," said Truth brusquely, "then you swear."
Lance's smile froze on his face.
"Why, don't you want to? Don't you have such sincerity?"
"How could it be?" Lance said with a stiff smile, "But I suddenly felt that it would be a bit of a disadvantage for me to exchange two promises for one empty one. I have to add another condition."
"Businessmen are most taboo to sit on the ground and raise prices." Truth said: "You have been in business for so many years, don't you know this?"
Lance: "But I also pay attention to equality, how about it, the conditions I attach are not that difficult, you give me a chance to pursue you again, you can't refuse things like promises of dates, let's relive the past, this is for you It shouldn't be difficult, right?"
Kong Ye's eyes suddenly widened, and he blurted out: "Don't promise him!"
The truth is expressionless: "So you always think that we can still have fun after we are all like this? It's up to you, you can do whatever you like."
Lance rolled his eyes in satisfaction.
Sora also pouted.
That night, Sora was taken to Lance's base.
What Lance lives in is not a villa, but a small base with complete bedrooms, kitchens, bathrooms and laboratories, and a smooth computer network. , specially built underground, there are several researcher demons and low-level little devils in charge of running errands, everyone has a separate room, Lance and Olofi are paid a little higher, and Lance lives alone on the third floor of the basement , the decoration is luxurious and luxurious, and there is a car passage directly from the third basement to the ground. The sound insulation effect is also very good, and usually you will not be disturbed by the clanging research and discussions above.
The first thing Lance did after accepting Soya was to hypnotize him, telling him not to play tricks. After repeated observations and found that there was nothing wrong with Soya, he gave Soya a room to live next to the low-level errand demon.On the first night, he experimented to prove his strength.
He first called two low-level demons and Olofi, and asked Sora to break their phalanx respectively, and then asked Olofi to break his phalanx, and Sora looked at the sinister look on Olofi's face expression, frowning at the last moment and calling for a stop.
"Wait a moment!"
Lance: "What?"
Kong Yeren was hypnotized, he still knew the pain, and said pitifully: "You have sworn not to hurt me."
Of course, Lance didn't intend to hurt him, and obviously he didn't feel that breaking his finger would be hurt. He explained patiently: "The truth asked you to assist me in my research. This is a necessary procedure. Except this time, there will be no such thing in the future. thing."
Sora: "From now on, I can eat well, live well, and have fun, okay?"
Lance: "Of course, but only if you obediently assist me, donate your blood when necessary, and obey various calculations."
Kong also said: "Anyway, I want to eat well, and I have to call Truth. You have to give me permission, otherwise I won't agree."
It was rare for Lance to get angry with this nonsense, and said: "OK, I promise you, can you obey my test now?"
Kong stretched out his hand reluctantly: "Okay."
Olofi snapped off his middle finger with a snap.
Kong also let out a scream.
This time Lance still found nothing.
Sora's power to hurt people is as hard to recover as he knew before, but the damage Olofi caused to him doesn't recover as quickly as he said. No matter how Olofi explains it, what he saw with his own eyes is nothing. Seeing the recovery speed of the four pillars, Lance breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. He can rest assured that the research on how Kong was also tested by the truth was successful.
But what he didn't expect was that Kongya started to make trouble for him early the next morning.
Today is the weekend and there is no class. Sora is eating the high-end snacks that Lance bought while watching other demons doing research and development. After watching for a while, he couldn't help but patted one of them on the shoulder and asked, "Hey, you guys do these things. Does Lance pay?"
The male demon who was accosted looked up at him and said, "Shh, you can't talk about this here. If the master hears us speak ill of him, he will punish us."
Kong also gnawed on the chicken feet: "What do you say, just say that I forced you, and he won't punish me."
The male demon looked left and right, then leaned over and whispered: "Most people follow him voluntarily, Lord Black Wing is very strong, I am his test product, but he said that I am not the finished product he wants, Just drop it off and work together."
Kong also swallowed the chicken feet, and looked at him curiously: "What kind of test subject are you, you look normal."
Hearing the words, the male demon said proudly: "I am androgynous, and I can separate the female body to X myself."
Kong was also shocked, and the remaining chicken feet fell from his hands: "Show me a girl."
"Don't, don't, don't," the male devil said impatiently, "The female body has a bad personality, so I can't do it now. If you want to see it, I'll show it to you at night."
"Oh, that's fine," Sora said, "But since you have two genders, shouldn't you be stronger? What's your name?"
"It's not much stronger," said the male demon, "My name is Tony, and for a female body, you can call her Xiaona."
"Oh, Tony." Sora blinked, "My name is Sora."
Tony looked at him curiously: "You are an experiment brought by Black Wing, right? What are your characteristics?"
Sora didn't have any special characteristics at first, and Lance himself went up to it, saying, "I'm better at fighting."
"That's it," Tony scratched his head: "You don't do scientific research?"
Kong also suddenly remembered his mission, and said, "Come on, do you have any work for me?"
Tony was not suspicious, pointed to an empty computer and said, "Why don't you go and translate the documents, Master Black Wing is now hiring a scientific research team here, they speak Chinese, you translate the English reply into Chinese, I will send it out sooner You can get off work early."
So Kong went to "translate" his documents.
Tony had to translate a lot of documents, dozens of them, and he didn't finish them until the evening, and then took out his mobile phone to send a text message to Truth.
Lance had been monitoring Kongya's cell phone and text messages for a long time. After waiting for a whole day, he finally waited until Kongya showed his flaws, intercepted the text messages immediately, and saw the following scene.
Kong Ye——Pu pou, En Hu go away?
Truth - read a book.
Kong Ye—Ou Xiangen, Kai Ziping is ready to cut?
Truth - not good.
Lance is Spartan, what are they talking about? !
In fact, Kong didn't say anything, he was just asking what Truth was doing in Wuyue dialect, and he missed him. Lance was silent for a while with a sullen face, and called Olofi over.
"What Chinese is this, or a code?"
Olofi has never seen Chinese with this grammar before. After thinking for a long time, he said: "I think it may be using dialect as a code. In order to avoid being discovered, if you can learn this dialect, you may be able to capture important information in the future." It’s impossible for Bertha to give up on Kuya, and maybe she will give him orders.”
Lance felt that his analysis was reasonable, but he really didn't know what kind of dialect this was, and he planned to make a fool of himself.
"Empty also."
Sora was inviting Tony to eat and drink together at the moment, when he saw Lance halfway through the meal, he responded vaguely: "Where's Gaha?"
Lance keenly caught an entry point, and pretended to say casually: "Is it fun here? Is there anything to play?"
Kong also pointed to Tony: "Tony taught me to translate documents, but I don't think it's fun."
Lance was overjoyed when he heard the words, and hurriedly asked him: "Huh? How did you translate it? In Chinese? I'm going to ask Tony to learn the Chinese dialect, so it's not easy to be intercepted."
Kong also said: "There is nothing confidential about your documents, they are all 'eu leads the rest to increase suffering, the crew is correct, zv says gi Lance Enlie has already sent you giyie away and waited for gi Musei' and so on."
Lance: "Oh? Do you know the dialect? What dialect do you usually use?"
Lance bit the bait too fast, Sora secretly marveled at his IQ, and said on the surface: "It's nothing, I usually speak Cantonese, if you want to keep it secret, do you know the devil's language?"
Lance's eyes lit up: "Huh?"
Kong Ye smiled and snapped his fingers: "Wenzhou dialect."
"What is Wenzhou dialect? Is it difficult?"
Kong also spread his hands: "You can find this question by asking anyone, but it's difficult. Only the people in that area can speak it, and the people farther away can't. It can't be Cantonese, and it can't Not counting the Hokkien language, but the Wuyue language does not recognize it, and the Northeast and Yunnan are farther away, and it can't be matched, do you think it is the devil's code?"
Lance smiled thoughtfully: "Okay, then you can eat first, if it's not enough, ask me for money, you can buy as much as you want."
Kong also stuffed food into his mouth in a sloppy manner: "Okay! Then I'll be impolite!"
Lance smiled and left, he wanted Olofi to learn Wenzhou dialect.
Tony looked at Sora miraculously: "Wow, the master treats you so well?"
Kong also ate his mouth full of oil: "Leave him alone, tell me what you want to eat, and I'll buy it."
Holding up his fork, Tony gave a sharp nod.
eu increases bitterness with the remainder—check all are correct;
The unit is correct - the check is correct;
Zv said that gi Lance Enlie has told you giyie to go away and wait for gi Musei——Dear Lance, we have already done the specified things according to your requirements.
Chapter 67. Bullying Lance
In the next few days, Olofi began to learn Wenzhou dialect hard, and he had already teased Kong hundreds of times in his heart, and Kong also broke free from the hypnosis the next night, and Lance told him not to play tricks The hypnosis, but Kong is also here to make trouble, and he has no tricks to play with his own identity. Lance thinks that Kong is here with tricks, and obviously Kong is only here to torment him.
In just two days, he helped Lance spend 10,000+ pounds converted into RMB, everything from food to clothing. The courier boxes were piled up as high as the research base, and all of them gave bad reviews, which led to Lance calling Almost got blown up.
Lance was furious. After going out for an hour, his phone ran out of battery when he came back!It's all about the phone shaking!After modifying hundreds of good reviews, he looked for Sora angrily. At the moment Sora and Tony were unpacking the courier with their buttocks pouted, and Lance caught him.
"What the hell did you buy!" Lance pushed Kuya and Tony away, rummaged through the contents of the box, and yelled, "Gay panties? Brain fragments? Mascara? Powder? Straight man turned gay candy ? Why don't you die?"
Sora: "Tony said Cortana wants cosmetics."
Lance: "You wouldn't fucking buy a cheaper one?"
Kong also blinked: "You said I can buy whatever I want, so don't you let me buy it now?"
"What about the food? Can you fucking finish it?!" Lance scolded, "There are eight people in the base, and two pigs are raised. How many pigs are there?"
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Kong also shook, and replied tremblingly, "Ten, ten heads?"
Lance almost rolled his eyes.
In addition to snacks, Sora also bought a lot of steak mille-feuille, whatever is expensive, and cooks supper at night, and the house is full of fragrance, and all the working devils come out of the room naked to stare at Drooling at the dinner table, I used a pressure cooker to press the sausage once, but I couldn’t find the stopper when it was empty, so I took the glass stopper for the experiment and plugged it tightly, but the pot was blown up, almost burning the experimental layer, sausage foam was everywhere, the flask None of the utensils and test tubes was spared, resulting in the reimbursement of all the experimental data that lasted for several days, and everything started from scratch. However, a few experimenters were so soft-spoken that they didn't complain to Lance. Lance didn't know at all.
On Monday, the school was in class as usual, and Truth took the initiative to find Lance's office.
Lance looked at the computer and suddenly looked up to find that the truth was at the door. He was a little flattered at once, but then he couldn't help feeling slightly sour, but he didn't show it, and said with a smile: "Hey, baby, are you done with class?"
Truth said blankly: "I remember you swore you would take good care of Kongya, why did his clothes not fit so well?"
Lance's eyes widened suddenly: "What? Clothes? Do you know how much he spent on food and clothing? Are you accusing me of treating him badly?"
Truth raised his chin slightly: "No? I just saw that you are very careless about his clothes. How can you be comfortable in such tight clothes? Usually his clothes are specially customized by me."
Lance: "The clothes are tight because he's so big! So big because he's too big to eat! You should go see how much he can eat in a day!"
Truth was surprised: "He was really good at eating before, but he is no longer like that now, he is not so ignorant."
Lance understands that his own money is not money, but the money of truth is money, and people are reluctant to spend the money of truth!I'm hoarding food right now!
Kong also finished class a few minutes ago, and wanted to come directly to find the truth, but was delayed for a while by Ge Mei's coquettish voice, and the truth disappeared when he came out, so he had to follow the scent of his body to find Lan. Below his office building.
Sora also tried his best to restrain his breath.
In the office, Lance had already changed the subject.
"are you free tonight?"
"how?"
"Of course it's a date." Lance smiled and acted like a gentleman: "I don't know if I have the honor to invite you?"
Truth frowned slightly: "Where are you going?"
Lance: "Would you like to go to the beach? You like the beach very much, I remember."
Truth: "But I don't like it now."
Lance froze for a moment, then forced a smile and said, "I think I'll make you fall in love with standing on the beach again. Tonight, shall we go to the beach to watch the sunset?"
The tone of the truth is calm: "Yes, but don't forget, I can't see it from so far away."
Lance couldn't help looking into his eyes when he heard the words, and quickly turned his head away because he couldn't stare: "Then... let's make an appointment to see you at night, just give me a chance, I don't care if it's a charity, okay?"
Truth turned around and left: "Whatever."
The remaining figure with a straight back gradually disappeared in the corridor.
Kong also watched the truth come out in the downstairs corner, and then walked away. Thinking that he was going on a date with Lance tonight, he became sour and reluctant for no reason, and followed him involuntarily.
Truth walked to the downstairs of the teaching building, finally turned around, and said to a big tree, crying and laughing: "Still hiding, come out for me."
Sora timidly walked out from behind the tree.
"You found out, I have restrained breath."
Truth said angrily: "Don't you think that this tree can stop you?"
Sora became nervous all of a sudden: "I'm going to lose weight right away!"
"Isn't it possible to lose fat?" Truth dragged him over and looked at him from head to toe. The more he looked at him, the more uncomfortable he became, and he asked, "What did you wear for two days over there, don't you feel tired?"
Kong also scratched his head: "I'm panicking, but I have no clothes to wear. I live in the experimental area, and naked running is not allowed."
Truth shook his head, took out his wallet from his pocket, and took out a business card from the wallet: "This is your usual clothes and shoes tailor shop, call yourself to order clothes."
Sora quickly and carefully took the business card: "Got it." After speaking, he suddenly remembered the purpose of the stalking, and asked him at a loss, "Are you really going on a date with Lance?"
"It's just a meaningless meeting," Truth said: "A person who has eaten sandwiches for hundreds of years will not understand what it means to let him go down to the west building under the bright moon."
Kong Ye was still a little worried: "But he is not a good person, I am worried that he will bully you, why don't you go."
Truth closed her eyes and shook her head: "I will go, you don't have to worry about it, and don't expose it, you know?"
Kong had no choice but to agree.
How much he wants to date the truth, without Bai Jian, Lin Jibo, and Roxa, the two of them are together, and no one bothers them.
But now Truth is going on a date with that bastard Lance!
Kong Ye's mind turned rapidly.
In the evening, after Lance drove Truth out of the school, Tony, who was at the scientific research base, received a call from Kongya.
"Tony! Help! Emergency!"
Tony hasn't encountered an emergency for hundreds of years, and he almost lost his grip on the phone, so he quickly held it steady with his hand: "What's the matter, what's the matter?"
Sora: "Can you come out, can you drive? Come out and do me a favor!"
Tony: "How can you not drive, what is it?"
In the afternoon, Kong also used the card Lance gave him to swipe three second-hand cars that only sold for more than 2 yuan, and he was waiting for Tony to come and fight together.
"You'll know when you come, hurry up! I'll treat you to delicious food if you succeed!"
Tony had no choice but to rush out quickly, and stood in front of Kuya panting fifteen minutes later.
"What's going on?"
Kong also pulled him to the corner: "You release Xiaona, the three of us drive onto the highway."
Tony was in a cold sweat: "What are you going to do?!"
Kong Ye: "Anyway, it's not about murdering people for profiteering. If you don't want to do it, I'll burn all your supper after you're done."
Tony hesitated for a moment, and wanted to ask more questions. Seeing this, Sora said, "Buy another set of limited edition Chanel cosmetics and Dior perfume for Xiaona."
Tony's expression tightened when he heard this, his facial expression twisted weirdly, and his bones creaked, and then a girl as tall as Tony got out of him, looked at Sora and said, "If he doesn't do it, I will do it. "
Sora immediately opened the car door: "You drive this one."
Tony had to agree to him: "Okay, which one shall I drive?"
Sora pointed at the third car: "That."
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The truth is sitting in the co-pilot seat of Lance, his breath and fragrance are in the ear, soft and faint, making Lance fall into a dream, the scenery outside the window is like a shuttle, time seems to have returned to more than 600 years ago The yellow picture, the familiar smile on the face of the truth in the memory, when I need it, I can reach out to my arms to absorb the warmth.
"Truth, truth," Lance called his name twice, and said to himself, "I still like to call you Bertha."
Truth said lightly: "I am no longer British, but I still like to be called Truth."
Lance expected that he would say this, so he wasn't embarrassed. Instead, he asked, "Your name in England should not be translated as Truth. Did you get it after you came here?"
The truth said flatly: "Leave the body to get rid of the wisdom, and embrace the essence to return to the truth; it is the principle of the future and the earth, and the one who loves all things."
Lance wowed, shrugged and smiled, "It sounds amazing, but I haven't learned this grammar, can you explain it to me?"
If it was changed to before, Truth would definitely be willing to explain it to him, but now he is very lazy and said lazily: "Forget it, if you really want to know, you will learn it even if I don't tell you, and you can search it if you don't learn it." Google, why pretend to be interested?"
Lance stumbled, momentarily embarrassed and at a loss for what to say, so he stepped on the gas again and drove ninety yards.
Unexpectedly, after Lance drove for a while, suddenly the cars in front of him became congested and formed a long queue, Lance had to slow down.
"There was a car accident! Rear-end!"
"The second rear-end collision, three cars collided together!"
"Hey, when will this be blocked!"
"Getting off work is already a rush hour, why don't you go home late?"
Lance squinted his eyes for a while and looked at the long convoy on the expressway ahead, with a hint of dissatisfaction on his face.
You can't turn around at the high speed, you can only wait, and don't know when the road will pass?
Remains to go to the wisdom, embrace the element to return to the truth. —— Huainanzi
It is the principle of the future, the love of all things. ——Zhuangzi Qiushui Chapter 68. Dating failure
The traffic jams became more and more quickly, and the sky gradually darkened. The three cars in front of the accident seemed to be driving without a license. They were entangled by the traffic police for a long time. Fortunately, the three car owners did not quarrel. After forty minutes of traffic jams It finally got through, but when Lance drove to the beach, the sun had already set mercilessly.
The beach was pitch black.
Lance: "..."
Truth: "...go back."
Now that he's here, there's no reason to go back. What's more, Lance's purpose is not only to watch the sunset, but the important point is to talk about love. There is no sunset, and the moonlight can make do, and playing field games on the beach is also good.
"You've been sitting in the car for so long, take a rest first, the air outside is good."
As he spoke, he went back to the car and opened the trunk, and took out an insulated box and two bottles of soda.
"I didn't expect to be stuck in traffic. I wanted to take you to dinner after watching the sunset. This is my afternoon tea. You should eat some first."
Truth opened the box and saw that there were several cocoa biscuits and butter cheese inside. The patterns were inconsistent, unlike the packaged biscuits on the market, they seemed to be baked by themselves.
Seeing him staring at the biscuits, Lance turned his eyes and made a plan. He sat next to him and said, "Your family made this specially for me. His cooking skills are very good."
In fact, Lance himself didn't know which chef in the kitchen did it.
Truth was unmoved, picked up a piece and took a bite, and concluded that it was not done in vain.
This kind of taste is obviously Lance's own hobby. The one made by Sora is sweeter and more greasy, but it is also more delicious.
Lance watched Truth take a bite, swallowed it slowly, and took another bite. When he took the third bite, he suddenly reached out and grabbed the hand of Truth pinching the biscuit. He put the biscuit in his hand and held it in his mouth. Truth's finger sucked, her eyes rolled, and she looked at him provocatively.
Truth took it easy, let him lick it, and said for a while, "I didn't wash my hands after going to the toilet."
Lance: "..."
After a while, Lance let go of Truth's hand, gently put him down according to the idea of kissing him on the face, put his hands on both sides of his head and stared carefully, Truth didn't resist, and replied blankly. To see him.
Lance didn't particularly like this kind of eyebrows and such a face before, and he rarely stared at it deliberately. It wasn't until after he lost it that he couldn't ask for it. Nafidili, who was shocked by herself as a heavenly man, was nothing compared to her.
A woman's appearance has the charm of a woman, and a man's appearance also has a beauty that belongs to a man.
Truth is the kind of man who feels beautiful at first sight, and becomes more attractive and docile as time goes by.
There is also Sora who was raised by the truth. When Lance saw him for the first time, he felt very sad. He did not have the elegance and composure of a demon. He was simply a gorilla, a failure among the failures of demons. , I found that Kong was also imbued with the temperament of truth while growing up. Not only is he good-looking, but also quite patient, and his temper is exactly the same.
Lance stared at the eyes of the truth for a while, adjusted his posture, and was about to bow his head to kiss affectionately, when he suddenly felt a strange touch in the palm of his hand, and when he raised his hand, there was a lump of mushy dog poop on his palm, which smelled like smoke. human smell.
Lance: "..."
Seeing that he was speechless in embarrassment, Truth asked, "Did you really not find that this place is not suitable for dating?"
Lance suddenly looked up: "What do you mean?"
Truth pouted towards the nearby beach: "Look for yourself."
Lance turned around to take a closer look, and his jaw dislocated with a snap.
The entire beach, including the place where the two are lying now, is full of all kinds of garbage. In addition to white plastic bags, there are also a lot of barbecue waste, camping garbage, dog poop, etc. It is impossible to engage in field battles.
It's not like this usually here!
Truth, on the other hand, moved faster, stood up and returned to the car, and signaled Lance to come back: "Go back to the city, we can't stay here."
Lance had to get in the car.
Back in the city, Lance wanted to invite Truth to watch a movie together. The dark cinema used to be the place where Truth loved to date. Unexpectedly, when he arrived at the place to buy tickets, Lance was told that the tickets were sold out 5 minutes ago, and the next There's a two hour wait.
Lance was unlucky. Seeing that the phone had already reported the time at nine o'clock, he hadn't read today's report at the base, so he had to drive Truth home.
"What a day," Lan said.
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Si shrugged his shoulders and smiled dryly: "In the future, I think I will prepare all the procedures before going on a date. It's really easy to go wrong on a whim."
Truth smiled perfunctorily, got out of the car and left.
At this time, Tony and Sora had returned to the base. Tony learned that he was going to sabotage Lance's date, and his legs were shaking with fright.
"Xiaokong, do you think the master will find out and kill us in the future?"
Kong didn't take it seriously, and encouraged him: "It's okay, Lance won't blame me."
Tony didn't believe it: "You you...why are you so sure?"
Sora: "He didn't know that we were the ones who caused the car accident, we were the ones who took out the garbage, and we were the ones who bought movie tickets. How could he blame me?"
Tony scratched his head anxiously: "But your consumption records are there, the car is very expensive!"
Hearing this, Kong also took out a small yellow bird from his pocket, pouted at it and said, "That's it, I'll just say I bought it for [-]."
Tony obviously saw this thing that Kong picked up from the road on the way back, and couldn't help but scratched his hair and said, "What is this thing that costs [-] yuan! The master wouldn't believe it!"
Kong also patted the little bird's head solemnly and said, "This is called Huangying. It's so precious. You foreigners don't know it. Rich people in China used to raise this."
Tony doubted, "Really?"
"That's still fake." Kong Ye said with awe-inspiring righteousness: "Go find a cage quickly, and we'll hang it up later."
Tony had to dig through the warehouse, but there had never been a birdcage at the base, so he finally made a cage out of bamboo strips, and as soon as it was done, Lance came back.
Lance had already received those more than 6 consumer text messages. As soon as he came back, he went straight to Kongya and said in a bad mood: "Kongya! What did you buy today?!"
Kong also raised the cage in his hand: "This."
"what is this?"
Kong also began to educate Lance: "This is called a yellow oriole, and a yellow oriole is an oriole. Do you know that two orioles sing green willows? Raising birds is a manifestation of culture. Everyone is a literate person, and you are a foreign scholar." , In order to set off your identity, I bought a yellow warbler for you, to set off your taste and identity, tomorrow you bring it to school and hang it in the office, it must be very classy."
How did Lance know Huang Ying, but he heard the truth today that "leave the body to get rid of the wisdom, and embrace the essence to return to the truth; it is the principle of the future and the earth, and the one who loves all things", so he didn't understand it, so he didn't understand the sentence "two "An oriole singing green willow" was more favorable, so I asked him dubiously: "Really? Why haven't I heard of it? Can't people with taste have cats and dogs?"
Kong also plausibly said: "But you obviously don't like cats and dogs, not to mention how can pet hair fly around in the experimental base and office?" Show the results to Lance: "Look, this is a big celebrity, does he raise birds? This great painter, look at his photo here, does he also raise birds? And this, this..."
After giving him more than a dozen examples, Sora solemnly put the cage in Lance's hands, and told him: "Buy the best bird food and water, and remember to change the potty every day. It's best to buy a few more pots. Plants, the ones that the leaves can stick in so the birds don't get depressed."
So Lance happily accepted the oriole and took it to school the next day.
So the next day, everyone who came to Lance's office saw this yellow warbler hanging by the window. It was bright yellow in color, lively and lovely, and it croaked like a chicken.
A week later, Lance's oriole was as fat as a piglet, three times its original size, unable to fly.
Half a month later, someone finally couldn't bear to tell Lance that this was actually a chicken.
Lance Spartan.
Soon, Sora lived in Lance's base for nearly a month. The season is already very hot, and the school will be on summer vacation for one month. Truth let go of Sora for a month. On the surface, he didn't say anything. I'm actually a little stuck.
He missed Sora so much, it was a bad feeling.
Sora misses him even more.
I used to be able to see the truth as soon as I got home, and I could sleep together at night, but now because I am an undercover agent, I can only see the truth during class!I can’t go home on weekends. Lance always has a lot of weird tests. He will test several items every day. Sometimes an item will be tested repeatedly. Except for school, he will not let anyone go. The text messages and phone calls were also monitored by Lance!
Sora was depressed about this for a long time. Unexpectedly, on this night, Lance suddenly walked from his own third basement floor to the experimental area on the first floor, and knocked on Kongya's door with a dark face.
"Get up, go to the gate of the base, Bertha is here to bring you something."
Kong Ye shuddered, woke up from his doze, jumped up from the bed immediately, and disappeared without a word.
Lance: "..."
Kong also ran all the way, unable to suppress his excitement, he never thought that the truth would come to him!Even if you don't know what it is, that's not the point!The point is!Truth came to him on his own initiative!
real!reason!host!move!
Sora also held his breath, his pajamas were flapping, and soon a familiar figure appeared in his sight.
"Really!!!"
Sora let out a loud cry, waving his arms while running.
Truth turned around upon hearing the sound, and smiled at him, as if the entire night sky lit up.
Kong also quickened his pace, and within two seconds he stood in front of the truth, and rushed forward to hug him fiercely.
"I really can't come out, I miss you so much."
Chapter 69. The Concern of Truth
Truth patted him on the back: "Didn't you just see him in the morning?"
Kong also hugged his body vigorously: "It doesn't count, the one in the morning doesn't count."
"Then what do we do?"
Kong also thought about it, and pouted his lips: "It doesn't count if you don't go home or kiss."
Truth really didn't know whether he should cry or laugh, so he flicked his forehead helplessly: "Come down first."
Sora fell to the ground with a thud.
"These are for you, take them."
"What is this?" Sora curiously flipped through the thing that Truth handed over, and looked at him suspiciously.
Truth carefully explained to him: "This is DQ's ice cream coupon, the one you usually like to eat most, and you can eat it if you want to eat it in the future; these two are summer pajamas, the silk ones are very cool; and this..."
The great joy directly knocked Sora into a daze, he took what Truth brought in a daze, slowly stretched out his hand, pressed on the rose of Truth, and then got slapped.
Sora also woke up, holding something and weeping with joy.
"Really, I'm not dreaming! You really came to give me something!"
Truth had no choice but to drag him over, patted him twice, and coaxed him, "Why are you crying? How old are you? Why don't you just order some clothes?"
Kong Ye tightly hugged the clothes that Zhen Zhen had given him, and sniffed, "I'm still a baby!"
Truth held his forehead.
Kong also held the ice cream coupons and clothes happily, and asked the truth with bright eyes: "Really, why did you suddenly send me something? Are you afraid that I will have a bad life?"
truth not
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