IQ is something outside the body

If the body is burnt, do you want to take a bath with Jiaduobao? "

Lin Jibo was silent for a while, and then an earth-shattering roar broke out: "Get out!"

In fact, during the few days when Lin Jibo was recovering from his wounds at Zhenzhen's family, he had already understood the current situation of the demon clan. Lance probably belonged to the evil faction, and he didn't know the specific conspiracy. It was speculated that it had something to do with the forces; He opposed him, and just saved himself again. He didn't let him go out to protect himself from Lance's persecution. He even adopted Kong Ye and Bai Jian before. He Kong is also stronger than him, which leads to the fact that he is close to the water but dare not pursue it boldly.

Besides, the only knot in his heart now is his father. As long as he can prove that he has nothing to do with the real teacher and the others, he feels that everything will be the same as before, and even become more wonderful.

After Truth got off work on Friday night, Bai Jian still closed the shop and bought a pair of sparrows and came back to rub it. There were four of them, and Kong Ye and Lin Jibo had no income, so Kong also lost and Lin Jibo lost. Bai Jian's, the four of them gambled.

After the table was opened, Bai Jian suddenly said: "It's true, it's not fair, we both paid for it, and it's for nothing to co-operate with them? There must be punishment measures?"

Truth: "Why do you call me Zhenzhen... What punishment do you want?"

Bai Jian took it for granted, "Now Lin is not a human being, physical punishment is not fun, but there are people watching outside and can't go out, isn't there a way left?"

Truth: "Drink?"

Kong Ye heard the words and said, "You'll have sex after drinking. Bai Jian, you haven't had sex since you lived here. Do you want to find an excuse to vent it?"

Bai Jian glanced at Lin Jibo sideways, and snorted: "No, of course I have a good sex life, but you two are playing for nothing, I'm not happy."

Kong Ye: "You stole my mantra."

Truth said: "Drinking is not a problem, but playing cards and drinking. This kind of drinking is really a waste of good wine. I'd better just take a few bottles."

Bai Jian: "I know you treasure your wine, go quickly."

Truth put down the cards in his hand, stood up and went to the basement, Bai Jian took the opportunity to peek at his cards.

Sora: "Wow, you're cheating!"

After a while, Truth came back with a case of wine. There were a dozen bottles in it. The mouths of the bottles were a little green and rusty. They were all from Guojiao in the [-]s. Lin Jibo was dumbfounded when he saw it.

"Is this called just taking a few bottles?"

Truth: "It's not a rare treasure, and the degree is not high, so you just make do with it."

Bai Jian knocked on the table with mahjong tiles: "Let's talk about it first. If you lose a game, you can drink a bowl. Don't play tricks or secretly convert it into energy!"

Sora hadn't drank much alcohol before, so he didn't know what would happen if it wasn't converted into energy. He just thought that twelve bottles of wine should be a small thing. Why don't he just add alcohol to water, and he can eat thirty bowls of pork knuckle noodles alone.

But Lin Jibo felt that he had opened the door to a new world.

I have only heard of pairing 80s Guojiao wine bottles with delicacies from mountains and seas, beautiful scenery and beauty crystal wine bottles, but I have never seen this wine in a rice bowl. Is this called a compromise?It's hard to agree, no, it's impossible to communicate with this group of people!

But obviously this group of people didn't care, and they had already drawn their cards to start the game.

So in the last twelve bottles of wine, Lin Jibo killed nine and a half bottles, and he didn't even win a few times.

Lin Jibo was very drunk.

"T-True teacher, you are so unkind, let me tell you... hiccup! It's not right to touch your own students all night! And you, cheap, hiccup! What the hell did you come up with? , What kind of wine to drink! Look at how much you drink. Are you cheating on me? You? Sora, hey, don’t go, what I want to talk about is you. , hiccup! Ah, there is no purified water, no drink, no milk, all of them are Jiaduobao! My farts all taste like Jiaduobao, let me tell you..."

The remaining three all laughed miserably.

For a long time, Zhenzhen held back his smile, and motioned to Kongya to help him: "Hurry up and go upstairs to sleep, or you will faint if you don't sleep."

Kong also took Lin Jibo up, knocked him unconscious with a sap, and stuffed him under the quilt, the world was peaceful.

Unexpectedly, Lin Ji Boan slept quietly until midnight. Under the dual effects of alcohol and Jiaduobao, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his stomach. He opened his eyes suddenly, got up and ran to the toilet. A burst of refreshment, just about to go back after the refreshment, suddenly felt drunk and nauseated, turned around and hugged the toilet and vomited violently, so there was a lot of movement, waking up the other three.

Kong also walked to the toilet in a daze to look at the situation inside, and suddenly woke up from sleepiness, rushed over and pulled Lin Jibo up and said anxiously: "No! No!"

Lin Jibo was taken aback for a moment, and then went mad: "Who the hell is going to fuck me!"

At this time, Zhenzhen and Bai Jian also walked to the door of the toilet, and Zhenzhen asked: "What's the matter, is he uncomfortable? Is he awake?"

Kong also shook his head: "He almost died, but fortunately I came quickly."

Feeling that the sky was collapsing, Lin Jibo covered his face and said angrily, "I didn't want..."

Truth hurriedly went down to make him a glass of sugar water: "Come on, drink this, don't drink the one in the toilet, you can't drink that."

Bai Jian also leaned forward to flush the contents of the toilet, and said, "Okay, let's go back quickly, what should we do when he throws himself into the toilet?"

In fact, Lin Jibo was still dizzy. He was sober just after vomiting, but now he was dazed again, and said staggeringly: "I...I'm not drunk! Worry about it, go to sleep...I'm not □, don't worry..."

Kong also helped him into the room to lie down, and was about to leave when suddenly his legs tightened, and Lin Jibo grabbed his legs and couldn't let go!

"Kong Ye, come back, I want to talk to you."

Kong Ye: "Good boy Lin, I'm going to sleep with Zhenzhen."

Lin Jibo didn't follow him, and didn't let go of Kong, he dragged him to sit beside him, and then he talked about the Tao Te Ching all night, until the east turned white, and he fell asleep in satisfaction.

Sora: "..."

A large part of this kind of drinking capacity is inborn. Lin Jibo is really drunk, and Kong is really not drunk, but Kong also experienced the benefits of being forgiven for real drunks overnight. From Lin Jibo and Bai Jian's room When I came out, my mind suddenly became enlightened, and I became enlightened.

I can pretend to be drunk and find the truth like this, that, that, and that!

As soon as he thought of it, Sora ran to the basement in a hurry, found a bottle of vodka from the collection of truth and drank it, then practiced his frivolous footsteps and incoherent accent, and came out of the basement unsteadily.

"T-Truth..."

Truth was opening the window in the attic to ventilate, when suddenly smelling a smell of alcohol, she turned her head strangely, and saw Sora staggering, with a naked face coming up the stairs.

"Hey... my baby is really true, today you are mine..."

Truth: "What are you doing?"

Sora: "I'm drunk."

Truth feels that human beings can no longer stop him. It was obvious that he drank wine last night, but now he comes here to get drunk and crazy. Isn't this pulling his IQ to his level!

"You're not drunk, stop playing."

Kong also insisted: "I'm drunk, come and smell it, I just drank wine."

Truth did smell alcohol, but he thought it was Kong Ye who brought it over from Lin Jibo, so he approached suspiciously, and just sniffed it, suddenly his waist tightened, Kong Ye hugged him into his arms, They were chest to chest, face to face.

truth:"……"

Kong Ye: "Really, come here."

Truth: "...No, not now."

Kong Buyi: "Why not, I want to."

Truth: "...there are people below."

There are still people below, but no matter in Taiwan or here, the truth has always ignored Bai Jian. That "person" must be Lin Jibo who is sleeping, and Kong is also suddenly unhappy: "It's Lin Jibo again, why do you always treat me like this?" He is very good, can't he be here? I am already very good and have nothing to do with him. If it was someone else, you treated him so well, I would have beaten him a long time ago!"

The truth can only say: "But unless there is no other way, I don't like to be heard when sex is in progress. No matter how quiet it is here, it can be heard downstairs."

Kong also begged him in a low voice: "But I want to..."

The truth is not that I don’t want to do it, it’s OK to go to bed with Sora, and after a stalemate for a while, I said, “Only once, the lubricant is still underneath.”

Kong also took out his pocket and took out a lubricant: "I brought it up."

truth:"……"