IQ is something outside the body
Chapter 5 5. The Handsome Gorilla
Truth began to be a little worried about what would happen if he was alone at home, but fortunately, tomorrow is the weekend and a rest day.
He can take advantage of these two days to teach Kong Ye the most basic things about eating, drinking, and drinking, as well as obediently staying at home and not going out, so that Kong Ye will not find the truth and no one will be able to restrain him.
The next day, Truth took Kong Ye out to buy clothes.
Kong Ye's figure is two sizes bigger than the truth, the truth is only 1.8 meters, the body muscle content is not much, and Kong Ye is 1.9 meters five, the muscles are well-proportioned and smooth, and the complexion is healthy. With such a graceful walking posture and this figure, he walks like a gorilla on the road, and the truth is simply unbearable.
But this is a society with very high demands on faces. When Kong also appeared in the clothing store and fumbled around like a countryman entering the city, the female shop assistant almost screamed while clutching her chest.
Good, handsome macho!
Well, feel safe!
With such a tall and fit body and such a broad chest, it must be very happy to be held in his arms!
Truth didn't want to say anything more, pointed to Sora and said to the clerk: "Give him the largest size clothes and pants."
The clerk immediately followed suit, took several large men's shirts and T-shirts from the model, and handed them over.
"Let's try this pretty boy. It's the signature style of our store this year. Because it's very popular, the manufacturer has added it to the sale. The size is very complete!"
Sora also seemed to understand, so Truth had no choice but to gesture to him twice, motioning him to change into the clothes given by the clerk, and then said to the clerk: "He is a foreigner, so I don't understand."
The clerk suddenly realized: "So that's the case, no wonder I think he looks so handsome like a European and American male model!"
Truth was noncommittal, and instead said: "Pants are also needed, and take the largest size, and it is best to have an extended size."
"Yes!" The clerk quickly agreed, and turned to pick up his pants.
This is the money owner who has made up his mind to buy clothes. If he is lucky, he can not only sell several pieces and get a commission, but also chat with two rare and extremely handsome guys for contact information.
"This, this, and this." She handed over three pieces: "They are the biggest in our store."
Truth groaned, compared it to Sora's lower body, and replied: "This is not big enough."
"Ah, that can't be helped." The clerk blinked and said, "Go try these two items, you still have to try things like pants." She subconsciously looked at Kongya's lower body as she spoke. Look at how long his legs are, who knows that the eyes are nailed to his crotch and cannot be moved away.
Sora was wearing the trousers of truth, and some parts that should not be stared at were even more ridiculously tight. The female shop assistant obviously felt that the trousers in her hand were not enough, and her face turned red with a sneer.
Truth didn't look at her, he was more concerned about whether Sora could understand, in case he would take off his pants immediately or put them on his head by mistake in the store, Truth let it go.
He accompanied Kong into the changing room.
The female shop assistant looked at the closed door of the changing room, a little confused.
The space in the changing room was already very small, and it became even more cramped and depressing when the two big men, Sora and Makoto, were stuffed in, but Sora obviously didn't feel depressing, he was very excited.
Truth doesn't care whether he is excited or disappointed, brushes off his clothes, and then straightens the collar of the clothes and hands them to him like teaching a child, so that he can wear it by himself.He didn't need to teach too much about this, he quickly put on the collar and sleeves, and dressed neatly.
Next is the pants.
The speed of the truth figure made him follow suit. He took off his own pants, and as expected, Sora also obediently imitated taking off his stretched pants and put on new ones.
Truth pulled back her trousers and buttoned them up.
If you put it on the level of teaching children, it is actually a very warm picture, but the sky is not a child, and the fitting room in the shopping mall is not a place to teach children.
You can see your feet under the fitting room.
So the clerk was shocked to see the truth take off his pants, and then the other one also took off his pants``````When the truth swiped the card to pay, he felt the inconceivable eyes of the clerk, undisguised and full of surprise Yi and the senior rotten girls of `````` saw GAY's wolf-eyed green light.
How could the truth not understand the meaning in her eyes? He looked at the silly big man beside him, and decided to go back to the pharmacy to buy some quick-acting Jiuxin pills after shopping for clothes.
He broke the rules too seriously.
Before yesterday, he was a rigorous and calm university professor and researcher, but today he has become a nanny facing madness.
The process of buying clothes went smoothly. Although Sora is curious about everything, his advantage is that he listens to the truth. If the truth approves, he will move, and if the truth does not approve, he will not move. It is very likely that we will go up and smell it.
The truth is also very helpless. Almost all the demons have experienced the evolution of human civilization, and they are all calm and profound. It has always been a very easy and enjoyable thing for smart people to communicate with smart people. Now there is a person who does not even have basic common sense. The idiot still fell on himself, I really don't know whether to laugh or cry.
But Sora didn't have so many troubles, he followed the truth, let alone now, even if he couldn't get rid of it at the beginning, he just expressed a little dissatisfaction with his new clothes after returning home, and threw it aside—— No taste of truth.
With the truth at this point, how could he not know what he was doing, so he quickly and easily took all of Sora's clothes and pants, rubbed them one by one, and then handed them back.
Sora was also satisfied.
Objectively speaking, this is not a kind of body odor, but just the unique breath of each demon. This breath is somewhat similar to sound waves, both tangible and intangible. It is recognized that the breath of truth smells good, but I don’t know why Sora also considers himself a spouse.
It's hard to say about spouses.
As a demon with no lifespan limit, there are no special circumstances that do not require offspring, no need for a spouse, and even less need for the use of sex organs—of course, this is just for the truth, and some demons enjoy it very much. The thrill of immersing yourself in porn such as "The Red Baron" and "Cronus."
The code name of truth is "Bertha".
Kong Ye's learning ability is not bad, he didn't embarrass himself with the word "devil", and at night, Truth began to teach him how to speak.
He first gave Kongya a dictionary, then took out the children's phonics cards he bought in the mall today, and sat on the sofa to teach him the pronunciation one by one.
Sora can't speak yet, but he has already deeply realized the trick to keep the truth from getting angry, that is, be obedient and don't move around.In fact, he really wanted to move, but Truth sat firmly beside him, so he lifted his buttocks and moved slightly towards him, getting closer.
"This reads 'A'." Truth said, reaching out to lift Kongya's chin, opening his mouth and pinching it into the same mouth shape as hers to signal him to speak: "Follow me again."
Kong also pronounced obediently, he memorized the vibration frequency in the air just now, and learned it vividly.
For a whole night, he studied a lot, and Kong Ye was allowed to sleep on the carpet under Zhen Zhen's bed, rolling all over the floor.
The content on Sunday is similar, mainly for the truth that Sora goes out to class on Monday and Sora is at home alone to prepare. Although the devil cannot be drowned by electricity, the truth prevents Soya from touching all power plugs and drinking from the faucet in order to prevent suspicion in the property. Water, prepared distilled water and bread for him, and ordered Kongya to only move around in the living room, toilet and bedroom, not allowed to go to the balcony or enter the study and cellar, let alone go to the garden.
Kong also received a bunch of bans at once, and he was very wronged.
"Gah! Ahh!" He pointed to the pitiful bread and water in front of him, and then to the bar and refrigerator of Truth, implying that Truth had a lot of delicious food and didn't let him eat it.
The truth is not willing to give up those red wines from the [-]s, [-]s, or even the last century, and the vodka with high alcohol content, so half gestures and half words told him that this should not be drunk.
So Sora gave up on the bar and stared at the refrigerator again.
The truth said to him: "Snacks are junk food, and you can't eat them. If you eat them, you will die."
Sora also trembled, swallowed back his saliva, and fainted.
Seeing that he was honest, Sora picked up his briefcase and went to work.
Truth at X University is the most popular teacher among students, bar none.
First of all, because Truth is very handsome, his appearance belongs to the kind of handsome Asian man, very quiet and aura, as if he walked out of a painting when quietly approving homework; secondly, he is very negotiable, in his class Cutting classes are allowed, and roll call is rarely done. Even if you fail a class, no matter whether you are male or female, as long as you go to the office and talk to the truth, you will generally let you pass. He treats them equally and gently, and then steps them down—of course, he will hypnotize them occasionally when he is impatient.
——So today he received another confession letter.
Confessions in letters are quite a return to the basics in today’s era. The truth is not easy to read in the office, and it is not easy to throw it away on the road, so I took it home.
As soon as he got home, he found that Kong was gone.
Sora was gone, but the breath was still there. Truth searched around, and finally found Sora curled up in a corner of his closet. Sora's big man was stuffed inside, and the scene was very funny.
"Kuya? What's wrong with you?"
Sora also raised his head upon hearing the sound, with several emotions intertwined in his eyes, regret, fear, and worry.
Truth asked patiently, "What's wrong with you? Tell me."
Kongya still didn't answer, like a child who did something wrong, looking at the truth pitifully, hesitating to speak.
Truth: "'`````It's nothing, you say it, I won't scold you."
Kong also heard that his eyes lit up, but quickly dimmed, and said in a vague and unreadable voice: "I'''''''waiting to die."
Truth had a question mark, and was about to ask again, when he suddenly caught a glimpse of an empty ice cream box on the ground.
He ate the ice cream.
Truth almost laughed out loud, so Sora couldn't help stealing it, and after eating it, he remembered what he said eating snacks would kill him
_Section by section_5
, and then quietly find a corner to die?
Sora's face was slumped, his expression was extremely tangled and twisted, his fingers were twisted together, Truth smiled and shook his head, then dragged him out, opened the refrigerator and took an ice cream, opened it and ate it in front of Kongya.
Sora's eyes widened in an instant: "!!!!!!"
Truth pinched his cheek: "Fool, I won't die, if I die, I will die with you."
He can take advantage of these two days to teach Kong Ye the most basic things about eating, drinking, and drinking, as well as obediently staying at home and not going out, so that Kong Ye will not find the truth and no one will be able to restrain him.
The next day, Truth took Kong Ye out to buy clothes.
Kong Ye's figure is two sizes bigger than the truth, the truth is only 1.8 meters, the body muscle content is not much, and Kong Ye is 1.9 meters five, the muscles are well-proportioned and smooth, and the complexion is healthy. With such a graceful walking posture and this figure, he walks like a gorilla on the road, and the truth is simply unbearable.
But this is a society with very high demands on faces. When Kong also appeared in the clothing store and fumbled around like a countryman entering the city, the female shop assistant almost screamed while clutching her chest.
Good, handsome macho!
Well, feel safe!
With such a tall and fit body and such a broad chest, it must be very happy to be held in his arms!
Truth didn't want to say anything more, pointed to Sora and said to the clerk: "Give him the largest size clothes and pants."
The clerk immediately followed suit, took several large men's shirts and T-shirts from the model, and handed them over.
"Let's try this pretty boy. It's the signature style of our store this year. Because it's very popular, the manufacturer has added it to the sale. The size is very complete!"
Sora also seemed to understand, so Truth had no choice but to gesture to him twice, motioning him to change into the clothes given by the clerk, and then said to the clerk: "He is a foreigner, so I don't understand."
The clerk suddenly realized: "So that's the case, no wonder I think he looks so handsome like a European and American male model!"
Truth was noncommittal, and instead said: "Pants are also needed, and take the largest size, and it is best to have an extended size."
"Yes!" The clerk quickly agreed, and turned to pick up his pants.
This is the money owner who has made up his mind to buy clothes. If he is lucky, he can not only sell several pieces and get a commission, but also chat with two rare and extremely handsome guys for contact information.
"This, this, and this." She handed over three pieces: "They are the biggest in our store."
Truth groaned, compared it to Sora's lower body, and replied: "This is not big enough."
"Ah, that can't be helped." The clerk blinked and said, "Go try these two items, you still have to try things like pants." She subconsciously looked at Kongya's lower body as she spoke. Look at how long his legs are, who knows that the eyes are nailed to his crotch and cannot be moved away.
Sora was wearing the trousers of truth, and some parts that should not be stared at were even more ridiculously tight. The female shop assistant obviously felt that the trousers in her hand were not enough, and her face turned red with a sneer.
Truth didn't look at her, he was more concerned about whether Sora could understand, in case he would take off his pants immediately or put them on his head by mistake in the store, Truth let it go.
He accompanied Kong into the changing room.
The female shop assistant looked at the closed door of the changing room, a little confused.
The space in the changing room was already very small, and it became even more cramped and depressing when the two big men, Sora and Makoto, were stuffed in, but Sora obviously didn't feel depressing, he was very excited.
Truth doesn't care whether he is excited or disappointed, brushes off his clothes, and then straightens the collar of the clothes and hands them to him like teaching a child, so that he can wear it by himself.He didn't need to teach too much about this, he quickly put on the collar and sleeves, and dressed neatly.
Next is the pants.
The speed of the truth figure made him follow suit. He took off his own pants, and as expected, Sora also obediently imitated taking off his stretched pants and put on new ones.
Truth pulled back her trousers and buttoned them up.
If you put it on the level of teaching children, it is actually a very warm picture, but the sky is not a child, and the fitting room in the shopping mall is not a place to teach children.
You can see your feet under the fitting room.
So the clerk was shocked to see the truth take off his pants, and then the other one also took off his pants``````When the truth swiped the card to pay, he felt the inconceivable eyes of the clerk, undisguised and full of surprise Yi and the senior rotten girls of `````` saw GAY's wolf-eyed green light.
How could the truth not understand the meaning in her eyes? He looked at the silly big man beside him, and decided to go back to the pharmacy to buy some quick-acting Jiuxin pills after shopping for clothes.
He broke the rules too seriously.
Before yesterday, he was a rigorous and calm university professor and researcher, but today he has become a nanny facing madness.
The process of buying clothes went smoothly. Although Sora is curious about everything, his advantage is that he listens to the truth. If the truth approves, he will move, and if the truth does not approve, he will not move. It is very likely that we will go up and smell it.
The truth is also very helpless. Almost all the demons have experienced the evolution of human civilization, and they are all calm and profound. It has always been a very easy and enjoyable thing for smart people to communicate with smart people. Now there is a person who does not even have basic common sense. The idiot still fell on himself, I really don't know whether to laugh or cry.
But Sora didn't have so many troubles, he followed the truth, let alone now, even if he couldn't get rid of it at the beginning, he just expressed a little dissatisfaction with his new clothes after returning home, and threw it aside—— No taste of truth.
With the truth at this point, how could he not know what he was doing, so he quickly and easily took all of Sora's clothes and pants, rubbed them one by one, and then handed them back.
Sora was also satisfied.
Objectively speaking, this is not a kind of body odor, but just the unique breath of each demon. This breath is somewhat similar to sound waves, both tangible and intangible. It is recognized that the breath of truth smells good, but I don’t know why Sora also considers himself a spouse.
It's hard to say about spouses.
As a demon with no lifespan limit, there are no special circumstances that do not require offspring, no need for a spouse, and even less need for the use of sex organs—of course, this is just for the truth, and some demons enjoy it very much. The thrill of immersing yourself in porn such as "The Red Baron" and "Cronus."
The code name of truth is "Bertha".
Kong Ye's learning ability is not bad, he didn't embarrass himself with the word "devil", and at night, Truth began to teach him how to speak.
He first gave Kongya a dictionary, then took out the children's phonics cards he bought in the mall today, and sat on the sofa to teach him the pronunciation one by one.
Sora can't speak yet, but he has already deeply realized the trick to keep the truth from getting angry, that is, be obedient and don't move around.In fact, he really wanted to move, but Truth sat firmly beside him, so he lifted his buttocks and moved slightly towards him, getting closer.
"This reads 'A'." Truth said, reaching out to lift Kongya's chin, opening his mouth and pinching it into the same mouth shape as hers to signal him to speak: "Follow me again."
Kong also pronounced obediently, he memorized the vibration frequency in the air just now, and learned it vividly.
For a whole night, he studied a lot, and Kong Ye was allowed to sleep on the carpet under Zhen Zhen's bed, rolling all over the floor.
The content on Sunday is similar, mainly for the truth that Sora goes out to class on Monday and Sora is at home alone to prepare. Although the devil cannot be drowned by electricity, the truth prevents Soya from touching all power plugs and drinking from the faucet in order to prevent suspicion in the property. Water, prepared distilled water and bread for him, and ordered Kongya to only move around in the living room, toilet and bedroom, not allowed to go to the balcony or enter the study and cellar, let alone go to the garden.
Kong also received a bunch of bans at once, and he was very wronged.
"Gah! Ahh!" He pointed to the pitiful bread and water in front of him, and then to the bar and refrigerator of Truth, implying that Truth had a lot of delicious food and didn't let him eat it.
The truth is not willing to give up those red wines from the [-]s, [-]s, or even the last century, and the vodka with high alcohol content, so half gestures and half words told him that this should not be drunk.
So Sora gave up on the bar and stared at the refrigerator again.
The truth said to him: "Snacks are junk food, and you can't eat them. If you eat them, you will die."
Sora also trembled, swallowed back his saliva, and fainted.
Seeing that he was honest, Sora picked up his briefcase and went to work.
Truth at X University is the most popular teacher among students, bar none.
First of all, because Truth is very handsome, his appearance belongs to the kind of handsome Asian man, very quiet and aura, as if he walked out of a painting when quietly approving homework; secondly, he is very negotiable, in his class Cutting classes are allowed, and roll call is rarely done. Even if you fail a class, no matter whether you are male or female, as long as you go to the office and talk to the truth, you will generally let you pass. He treats them equally and gently, and then steps them down—of course, he will hypnotize them occasionally when he is impatient.
——So today he received another confession letter.
Confessions in letters are quite a return to the basics in today’s era. The truth is not easy to read in the office, and it is not easy to throw it away on the road, so I took it home.
As soon as he got home, he found that Kong was gone.
Sora was gone, but the breath was still there. Truth searched around, and finally found Sora curled up in a corner of his closet. Sora's big man was stuffed inside, and the scene was very funny.
"Kuya? What's wrong with you?"
Sora also raised his head upon hearing the sound, with several emotions intertwined in his eyes, regret, fear, and worry.
Truth asked patiently, "What's wrong with you? Tell me."
Kongya still didn't answer, like a child who did something wrong, looking at the truth pitifully, hesitating to speak.
Truth: "'`````It's nothing, you say it, I won't scold you."
Kong also heard that his eyes lit up, but quickly dimmed, and said in a vague and unreadable voice: "I'''''''waiting to die."
Truth had a question mark, and was about to ask again, when he suddenly caught a glimpse of an empty ice cream box on the ground.
He ate the ice cream.
Truth almost laughed out loud, so Sora couldn't help stealing it, and after eating it, he remembered what he said eating snacks would kill him
_Section by section_5
, and then quietly find a corner to die?
Sora's face was slumped, his expression was extremely tangled and twisted, his fingers were twisted together, Truth smiled and shook his head, then dragged him out, opened the refrigerator and took an ice cream, opened it and ate it in front of Kongya.
Sora's eyes widened in an instant: "!!!!!!"
Truth pinched his cheek: "Fool, I won't die, if I die, I will die with you."
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