IQ is something outside the body

When Lin Jibo returned to the dormitory, he was still a little dazed. The two roommates had gone on a date, and he was still sitting on the bed playing with his mobile phone only when he was free.Lin Jibo shook Kongya's bed in a daze: "I'll ask you a question."

Sora also raised his head from the phone: "What's the problem?"

"Why haven't you come home today?"

"Ge Mei is bothering me again, I want to have a showdown with her and make it clear."

"What about the real teacher, does he have a date today?"

"No ah."

"Really? He doesn't date boyfriends?"

Kong was not happy anymore: "I told you he doesn't have a boyfriend, what's the matter with you, don't believe it."

Lin Jibo: "No, but the real teacher is ``````"

"What's wrong with him?" Kong Ye stared at Lin Jibo: "If you don't believe me, you can ask him yourself, how many times have I told you, but there is nothing, you don't have a boyfriend, can you suddenly become a boyfriend?"

Lin Jibo stopped talking, he felt that Kong would not tell him the truth, at least as far as this issue was concerned, Kong was also very unreliable.He felt that if he wanted to get a real answer, he might have to ask Bai Jian, but he didn't know what Bai Jian did, where and what kind of occupation he was engaged in, so he asked him questions about Bai Jian vaguely.

"Kuya, why does Bai Jian live in your house?"

He didn't ask about Truth again, Kong Ye's tone was a little better this time, and he said, "Bai Jian is a good friend of Truth. He came here for business, so he will stay at Truth's house."

"What does he do?"

Kong also replied: "He is very rich, he has opened several casinos, and now he runs a bar in Luohu."

"Where, which bar?"

Kong was also a little surprised why he suddenly asked Bai Jian, but he still answered: "It's on the street near the house of truth. The Celtic bar just opened yesterday. It's about the Celtic god of love, Irish mythology, etc. .”

Lin Jibo immediately made up his mind, packed up his things and went to find the Celtic Bar, the God of Love. He took the subway to Luohu Station, and searched for bars one by one near Zhenzhen's house. Finally, after walking two streets, Found the Celtic pub, glowing with the dawn of truth.

The bar is obviously newly opened. The exterior decoration is unremarkable. There are only Celtic English words with flashing lights, but it is different when you walk in. There are bright yellow lights flashing in the dim environment, and the walls and ceilings are made of wood. A fireplace is built on the east side, windows are made of colored cracked glass, and the ceiling is a rotating geometric shape, layered on top of each other like a whirlpool, which looks very artistic. Facing sofas and square black glass tables, each table is separated by a one-meter-high thin wall built with retro red bricks. There are two bookcases at the entrance, one with magazines on it, and the other with text books, very Quiet, it's not a nightclub bar with a dance floor as Lin Jibo thought, but an elegant small bar.

It's seven o'clock in the evening, and the whole bar is quiet and there is no one there. Lin Jibo saw Bai Jian standing in front of the bar at a glance, dressed in a very flamboyant bag, holding an ounce glass and a mixing jug upside down, and a row of upside-down wine bars hanging above her head. The transparent goblet, reflecting the yellow light on his face, looked surprisingly handsome.

When Bai Jian saw Lin Jibo walking in, she didn't pay attention to him, her hands kept moving, and she teased, "Yo, classmate Lin □□."

Lin Jibo endured the humiliation for love, and walked over: "I didn't know you opened the business, I wish you a prosperous business."

Bai Jian clicked her tongue: "It's so-so, just for fun, what's the matter, what's the matter?"

Lin Jibo pondered for a while: "I want to ask you something."

Bai Jian: "What's the matter?"

Lin Jibo thought for a while, and felt that it would be better to go straight to the point, so he asked him, "That's Teacher Truth, does he have a boyfriend?"

Bai Jian burst out laughing: "I said Lin □□, you have been chasing the truth for so long, and you don't even know if he has a boyfriend?"

Lin Jibo was anxious: "Does he really have one?"

Bai Jian became very playful, and while pouring Black Fang into the cocktail mixer, she replied: "It's good if you have, so that you have only one rival in love, otherwise the truth is so handsome, and thousands of troops will have to cross the single-plank bridge. "

Lin Jibo asked repeatedly: "Does he really have a boyfriend?"

Bai Jian mixed high-strength vodka into the mixer in her hand, and continued to play with him: "I'll be with you, kid. Life is all about a little challenge before you can hold your head?"

Lin Jibo frowned: "What are you talking about?"

Bai Jian shrugged: "I'm sorry, I'm from Taiwan, so don't take it for granted that I can't change my language at the moment."

"You!" Lin Jibo already sensed that Bai Jian was playing tricks on him, so he couldn't help but increase his tone and said, "I really want to know this question. Can you tell me, please? Thank you!"

Bai Jian used a measuring cup to measure a cup of Jambian, poured it into the mixed wine just now and shook it a few times, and said casually: "The truth likes me."

Lin Jibo's eyes darkened: "What?!"

"The truth likes me, and I also like the truth." Bai Jian winked at him, and smiled terribly: "Do you believe it?"

The key question was stuck and did not give an answer, as if he was being pinched when he was about to ejaculate, Lin Jibo felt that he was about to explode, so he stepped forward and grabbed Bai Jian's wrist: "Please tell me, please! "

Bai Jian was not happy anymore, she pulled her hand back: "What are you doing, don't move!"

Lin Jibo grabbed it back again: "Please! You! Got it!"

Bai Jian was in pain and wanted to pull his hand again, but this time Lin Jibo clung to him desperately, the two of them pulled back, the mixer in Bai Jian's hand turned over with a loud crash, and all the wine in it was poured out. Eloquently, like a fairy scattering flowers, it landed on Lin Jibo's crotch.

Both Lin Jibo and Bai Jian were taken aback for a moment, and then they moved their eyes to Lin Jibo's crotch that was slowly soaking through very slowly.

Lin Jibo: "``````"

Half a minute later, Lin Jibo clutched his crotch, cold sweat began to break out on his forehead.

Bai Jian: "I'm sorry, why don't you go to the back and change into a set of pants. If you keep getting wet like this, you won't be able to keep going."

Lin Jibo's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, he bared his teeth and weakly pointed at the three bottles of wine on Bai Jian's table and cursed, "Are you fucking crazy?" ''''''12-degree vodka''''''mixed with 96-degree Jim Beam``````Is this fucking drinkable?!"

Bai Jian smiled awkwardly: "Ah, you found out. Originally, I wanted to drink it for you to see what effect it had, but it turned out that your dick drank it, and it was the same."

Under the influence of high alcohol, Lin Jibo's second child felt the unprecedented misery in his life, sweating profusely, and finally lay down on the table: "You``````` on purpose```````` I``````I’m with you```````````````````"

Bai Jian saw that Lin Jibo's condition was not right, so she quickly carried him to her rest room, took off his pants, and was about to continue to take off his underwear, when Lin Jibo had quick eyesight and quick hands, and quickly grabbed his own underwear: " What are you doing!"

Bai Jian asked, rolled her eyes and pointed to the bathroom: "Take off your pants and go wash. Do you want to become impotent when you see alcohol in the future?"

Lin Jibo supported the wall with one hand, but in the end he couldn't withstand the power of the spirits, so he took off his underwear, and was thrown into the bathroom by Bai Jian.

In the bathroom, Lin Jibo felt that Bai Jian must have tricked him on purpose. The second child was already red, swollen and painful, and had become extremely sensitive. At this moment, when he flushed with the water from his unkempt hair, the sour pain was really unbearable. confidence.

After washing his crotch for half an hour and coming out, Lin Jibo felt that his life had suddenly improved to a new level, his knowledge and perseverance had greatly increased, and he was no longer afraid of those ordinary pains that were as fine as a cow's hair.

Bai Jian was still in the rest room, saw him come out, and handed him a bath towel: "Is it better?"

Lin Jibo's lower body was wrapped in a towel, and he looked around: "Where are my pants?"

Bai Jian pointed to the basin in the sink: "I washed it for you."

"Fuck, what should I wear back?" Lin Jibo's eyes widened instantly.This bastard won't want to go back in a bath towel, will he?It is entirely possible to do it!

Unexpectedly, this time Bai Jian was helping him sincerely, and pointed to a set of trousers on the sofa: "You can wear mine, don't worry, they are clean."

Lin Jibo finally let his little heart hang down his throat, and said unnaturally, "Thanks."

Bai Jian was a little embarrassed, so she took the initiative to answer Lin Jibo's question: "Well, the truth is that he doesn't have a boyfriend, but there are two people chasing him."

Lin Jibo's ears perked up: "Who?"

"One is Lance, his ex-boyfriend. The two have been separated for a long time. I heard that Lance came back to stalk him recently, but it should be useless; the other is Kongya."

Lin Jibo felt that he had been struck by lightning, and turned his head in shock: "Kong is also chasing him? No wonder he always hinders me from chasing the truth, so he wants to chase him?"

Bai Jian raised her eyebrows: "Similarly, Truth didn't agree to him. If you really want to find a rival in love, you might as well find me. Among these people, Truth treats me best."

Lin Jibo began to put on his trousers: "Since you say that, it proves that he doesn't like you either, doesn't it? I''`````Wait, what is this?"

"What is this'`````" Bai Jian glanced at the thing in Lin Jibo's hand strangely, and suddenly explained: "This is a thong."

Lin Jibo said with a dark face, "Don't you have any other underwear?"

Bai Jian rolled his eyes at him, and said in distaste: "Please remember my hometown, please. I'm from Taiwan. Taiwanese people are used to wearing thongs. Besides, who else's underwear is there besides me? I'm not duck."

Lin Jibo was holding this thing with only a few sides, with an indescribably weird expression on his face.

"Don't look down on this pair of underwear, let me tell you." Seeing that he didn't move, Bai Jian said again, "This pair of underwear was washed by your beloved Teacher Truth himself."

"He washed your underwear for you?"

"That's right, Xianhui □□oh, he washed my underwear and Kongya's, but don't worry, no□□oh, you have to chase after him, before he still hasn't agreed to any of them."

Lin Jibo stopped talking. He silently put on the black thong and outer pants, and decided to go back to the dormitory for a while.

Unexpectedly, he had just walked a few steps after wearing it, and the cold sweat came down on his forehead again.

Fuck it, fuck it.