IQ is something outside the body
Chapter 33. Chapter 33
Ge Mei didn't notice it, and said to herself: "I think this kind of person lacks love, and then he is brain-dead, and he is the same as Sister Feng, and he just wants to get more people's attention. I heard that there are special hospitals abroad for treatment." For those with sexual orientation, all of them should be sent in for treatment.”
Kong also said in a calm voice: "But they don't bother you, why do you say that about them?"
"Oh, please," Ge Mei said angrily, "I've said it's a bunch of brain-dead, think about it, two men are on the bed, two women are on the bed, and each other has their own, don't you think it's disgusting? ?"
Sora: "Don't you think it's disgusting to have the same structure as yourself? Doesn't that mean you're disgusting yourself?"
Ge Mei still didn't feel that something was wrong with Kong Ye, she bit her lip and whispered: "Don't say it so loudly, it's embarrassing."
"what happened?"
"What's the matter, you're so fucking, don't you a man''''''see me and don't have any reverie about my body''''''? Oh, I hate how I can tell you this !"
There was really no daydream, Kong also felt that his patience and demeanor had been polished, and finally looked at Ge Mei who lowered her head and pretended to be shy, and said: "Anyway, I think it's normal, who I like is my business, isn't there Did the news say that people married their pet cats? We are all human, just respect each other."
Truth has taught Kong Ye that commenting on a topic is a veiled way to end the topic, such as: it is indeed beautiful, it is very good-looking, I think it is good, etc. This trick has been tried and tested in the whole demon race, but in humans In the middle, smart people will immediately notice and change the subject to maintain the atmosphere.
But obviously Ge Mei is not a smart person who is suitable for making friends with demons. When she lowered her head shyly, she clicked on a circle of friends by the way, and now she raised her head and continued to talk: "I really don't understand why people support homosexuality, those rotten girls Ah, it’s just a group of shameless and self-inflated girls who can happily go to bed with you just by saying something nice. In fact, it’s because they are ugly and have no sense of existence, so they have to cuddle with people who are like themselves to keep warm. Trash. Oh, by the way, there are still those who support the real teacher’s foundation, they just can’t figure it out, are they all out of their minds?”
To be able to belittle girls of the same kind and the same sex as himself, the most important thing is to touch the truth again, Sora also doesn't want to talk to her anymore, and he doesn't want to be polite, he just stands up and leaves.
Ge Mei hadn't finished speaking yet, when Sora left, he was shocked, but within a few seconds, Sora strode back again, picked up the bowl on the table and ate his dessert in one bite, this time without looking back away.
"Kuya! Kuya! Wait, where are you going!"
Kong Ye stepped out the door, Ge Mei hurriedly carried her bag to catch up, but was stopped by the waiter: "Miss, you haven't paid the bill yet."
"Crazy get out of the way!" Ge Mei slapped the waiter with her bag, and the plate that the waiter was carrying accidentally fell to the ground. Ge Mei stepped over the plates and dishes and was about to continue chasing them, when suddenly the door walked in When the girls saw her, they immediately said, "Hey, Ge Mei!"
Ge Mei: "``````"
Girl: "Didn't you post on Moments saying that your boyfriend is treating guests to dessert and you want us all to come?"
Ge Mei: "This``````I``````"
"That's right, where's your boyfriend? Is it Sora? Why don't you see him?"
"Kong is not there, are you kidding us? Or are you sure we won't come?"
Ge Mei was in a hurry: "No, I``````I’m empty and I feel sick and I’m leaving first."
"seriously?"
Ge Mei's face turned red and then turned pale, and suddenly remembered the waiter she had slapped just now, she quickly pointed to him and said, "Ask him, we ordered a dessert just now, and I came with Sora !"
The waiter picked up the scattered dishes and receipts, stood up and said with a smile, "This lady came alone."
Ge Mei's eyes widened at once, feeling that the blood all over her body rushed to the top of her head, she said indiscriminately: "You are farting! Open your eyes and talk nonsense! Are you mentally ill?! I came alone? Kong is so handsome Didn’t you see the taller person?! Adjust the monitoring! Damn, adjust the monitoring! What if we came here as two people? Didn’t we just hit a few broken dishes? You are talking nonsense, you are waiting to be fired , I want to find your boss!"
The girls looked at each other in blank dismay, a little confused as to why the situation suddenly took a turn for the worse.
The waiter obviously didn't take Ge Mei's threat seriously, and said with a sneer: "This shop is a small business, and it doesn't make much money. Of course, there is no need to install surveillance. If you want to use this to get the boss to fire me, I'm sorry, I am boss."
Ge Mei was dumbfounded.
Sora has already gone far at this time, he can't bear Ge Mei, to the limit, no matter how stupid he is, he is not without temper, he decided to go home and have a good negotiation with the truth, fight for human rights, and get the right to refuse the girl's invitation Approved, at least Ge Mei must be rejected!
So he walked home angrily, bought steak, rum, cheese, crayfish and other dishes angrily along the way, and then returned home angrily.
At home, Bai Jian was playing with her tablet on her back. On the screen was a shooting game. When she saw Kong Ye enter the door angrily, she threw the things in her hand into the kitchen, and when she walked into the living room, she became angry.
"I want to negotiate with the truth!"
Bai Jian sat up straight with a whoosh: "What's the matter?"
"I can't stand it! I'm so angry! I'd be angry if I told the truth!"
"Yo yo." Bai Jian was delighted to hear it, and hurriedly put down the tablet and leaned over: "Why does the truth make you angry?"
"He doesn't allow me to be rude to my classmates, and he doesn't let me refuse their invitations! It's really troublesome and painful for me!"
Bai Jian immediately added fuel to the fire: "Well, that's right, it's his fault, how can I wrong myself so much!"
"That's right! It's too much! I also have human rights! I have to tell him that I don't want to listen to him for everything!"
"Okay! Negotiate tonight, I support you mentally!"
"That's right, if he doesn't agree, I'll go on a hunger strike! Protest forever!"
Bai Jian clenched her fist: "Then fuck him, make him cry and scream!"
Kong Ye's eyes became firm, and he nodded fiercely: "That's it!"
"So are you going to start preparing now?"
Hearing this, Kong also stood up immediately, and walked to the kitchen: "I'm going to prepare dinner for Truth."
Bai Jian's jaw was almost dislocated, and after a while she stood up and chased after him and said anxiously: "Hey, you are too spineless, what are you making for dinner, he will starve to death, tell him with actions that he can't do without you."
Sora: "No, he's been in class for a day, I'm afraid he doesn't have enough nutrition."
Bai Jian suddenly felt that it was wise for her to give up on him at this moment, but she still asked persistently: "What are you going to do for him? What are you going to eat for the negotiation?"
Kong also replied seriously: "This is full of confidence. I want to show the truth that I can do a lot of things, and the cooking is delicious. I am a person who can stand on my own."
Bai Jian rummaged through the things she bought, and frowned, "What dead bones did you buy? Steak and steamed buns? Cheese with soy milk? What's wrong with this crayfish?"
Kong Ye: "The combination of Chinese and Western cuisines shows that my cooking skills are very good."
Bai Jian: "Hehe``````As long as you are happy``````"
Kong also threw the steamed buns into the rice cooker to set the time, mixed the cheese and liqueur, dripped lemon juice and put it in the refrigerator, washed the steak and salted it, and finally looked at a bag of crayfish with claws and teeth.
"Bai Jian, how do you wash this?"
Bai Jian: "You don't know how to wash?"
"will not."
"I don't know what you buy, can't you buy ready-made ones?"
"No." Sora replied: "The truth said that the ones made by the roadside are not clean, but last time I ate his ones, they were delicious."
"Then what are you going to do? I don't know how to wash either."
Kong also tried to catch a crayfish, but his fingers were immediately pinched, and he quickly let go: "It will bite me."
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Bai Jian rolled her eyes: "Why don't you throw it in the water and soak it?"
"It can't be cleaned after soaking. They have been soaking before I bought them, but they are dirty."
Bai Jian's ten fingers don't touch Yangchun water, and she only knows how to fry steaks. She has eaten crayfish, but she really doesn't have any, let alone crayfish, and the rice has never been steamed a few times. After thinking for a long time, she came up with a bad idea.
"Why not."
Three minutes later, Sora watched the washing machine sputtering and gulped.
"Is this okay? Why do I feel that the truth will beat you when I go home?"
Bai Jian himself was not sure if it would work, but he was sure that the truth was as good as a washing machine, so he firmly drained the water, closed the lid, pressed the washing button, and a nest of crayfish began to rumble and spin inside.
Sora also stretched his neck and made a groan.
When Truth returned home when I was two hours old, what I saw was the situation—three fried steaks were placed on the table, but no sauce was poured on them. Instead, there was a stack of steamed buns with pickles, and three steaks stuck in the ice bucket. A cup of rum, the way of rum is very authentic, but why is there soy milk on the side of the drink?In the middle of the table is a pot of steaming spicy crayfish. The room is completely dark with the lights turned off. Candles are romantically lit on the table, but it is a red candle that symbolizes auspicious dragon and phoenix. Sora and Bai Jian are sitting quietly at the table , reflecting the auspiciousness of the dragon and the phoenix, the atmosphere is extremely strange.
Truth put away her bag, took off her suit, opened her chair and sat down: "What's the matter, what are you eating today?"
Kong Ye came to his senses now, and warmly served Truth some food: "Taste Truth, I made it for you."
Truth took a bite of the crayfish, and said without expression: "It's cooked, but you haven't pulled out the tendons or cut the whiskers."
"Yes, I will definitely correct it in the future." Sora cut him another steak: "Try this."
Truth took a bite of the steak and praised him: "Not bad."
After getting affirmation, Sora was ready to talk about the business, he rubbed his hands, and then looked at the truth sincerely: "Truth, I want to negotiate with you."
Bai Jian had given up struggling and didn't answer a word.
"what happened?"
"I want to ask you to approve that I don't have to deal with Ge Mei in the future, okay?"
Kong also said in a calm voice: "But they don't bother you, why do you say that about them?"
"Oh, please," Ge Mei said angrily, "I've said it's a bunch of brain-dead, think about it, two men are on the bed, two women are on the bed, and each other has their own, don't you think it's disgusting? ?"
Sora: "Don't you think it's disgusting to have the same structure as yourself? Doesn't that mean you're disgusting yourself?"
Ge Mei still didn't feel that something was wrong with Kong Ye, she bit her lip and whispered: "Don't say it so loudly, it's embarrassing."
"what happened?"
"What's the matter, you're so fucking, don't you a man''''''see me and don't have any reverie about my body''''''? Oh, I hate how I can tell you this !"
There was really no daydream, Kong also felt that his patience and demeanor had been polished, and finally looked at Ge Mei who lowered her head and pretended to be shy, and said: "Anyway, I think it's normal, who I like is my business, isn't there Did the news say that people married their pet cats? We are all human, just respect each other."
Truth has taught Kong Ye that commenting on a topic is a veiled way to end the topic, such as: it is indeed beautiful, it is very good-looking, I think it is good, etc. This trick has been tried and tested in the whole demon race, but in humans In the middle, smart people will immediately notice and change the subject to maintain the atmosphere.
But obviously Ge Mei is not a smart person who is suitable for making friends with demons. When she lowered her head shyly, she clicked on a circle of friends by the way, and now she raised her head and continued to talk: "I really don't understand why people support homosexuality, those rotten girls Ah, it’s just a group of shameless and self-inflated girls who can happily go to bed with you just by saying something nice. In fact, it’s because they are ugly and have no sense of existence, so they have to cuddle with people who are like themselves to keep warm. Trash. Oh, by the way, there are still those who support the real teacher’s foundation, they just can’t figure it out, are they all out of their minds?”
To be able to belittle girls of the same kind and the same sex as himself, the most important thing is to touch the truth again, Sora also doesn't want to talk to her anymore, and he doesn't want to be polite, he just stands up and leaves.
Ge Mei hadn't finished speaking yet, when Sora left, he was shocked, but within a few seconds, Sora strode back again, picked up the bowl on the table and ate his dessert in one bite, this time without looking back away.
"Kuya! Kuya! Wait, where are you going!"
Kong Ye stepped out the door, Ge Mei hurriedly carried her bag to catch up, but was stopped by the waiter: "Miss, you haven't paid the bill yet."
"Crazy get out of the way!" Ge Mei slapped the waiter with her bag, and the plate that the waiter was carrying accidentally fell to the ground. Ge Mei stepped over the plates and dishes and was about to continue chasing them, when suddenly the door walked in When the girls saw her, they immediately said, "Hey, Ge Mei!"
Ge Mei: "``````"
Girl: "Didn't you post on Moments saying that your boyfriend is treating guests to dessert and you want us all to come?"
Ge Mei: "This``````I``````"
"That's right, where's your boyfriend? Is it Sora? Why don't you see him?"
"Kong is not there, are you kidding us? Or are you sure we won't come?"
Ge Mei was in a hurry: "No, I``````I’m empty and I feel sick and I’m leaving first."
"seriously?"
Ge Mei's face turned red and then turned pale, and suddenly remembered the waiter she had slapped just now, she quickly pointed to him and said, "Ask him, we ordered a dessert just now, and I came with Sora !"
The waiter picked up the scattered dishes and receipts, stood up and said with a smile, "This lady came alone."
Ge Mei's eyes widened at once, feeling that the blood all over her body rushed to the top of her head, she said indiscriminately: "You are farting! Open your eyes and talk nonsense! Are you mentally ill?! I came alone? Kong is so handsome Didn’t you see the taller person?! Adjust the monitoring! Damn, adjust the monitoring! What if we came here as two people? Didn’t we just hit a few broken dishes? You are talking nonsense, you are waiting to be fired , I want to find your boss!"
The girls looked at each other in blank dismay, a little confused as to why the situation suddenly took a turn for the worse.
The waiter obviously didn't take Ge Mei's threat seriously, and said with a sneer: "This shop is a small business, and it doesn't make much money. Of course, there is no need to install surveillance. If you want to use this to get the boss to fire me, I'm sorry, I am boss."
Ge Mei was dumbfounded.
Sora has already gone far at this time, he can't bear Ge Mei, to the limit, no matter how stupid he is, he is not without temper, he decided to go home and have a good negotiation with the truth, fight for human rights, and get the right to refuse the girl's invitation Approved, at least Ge Mei must be rejected!
So he walked home angrily, bought steak, rum, cheese, crayfish and other dishes angrily along the way, and then returned home angrily.
At home, Bai Jian was playing with her tablet on her back. On the screen was a shooting game. When she saw Kong Ye enter the door angrily, she threw the things in her hand into the kitchen, and when she walked into the living room, she became angry.
"I want to negotiate with the truth!"
Bai Jian sat up straight with a whoosh: "What's the matter?"
"I can't stand it! I'm so angry! I'd be angry if I told the truth!"
"Yo yo." Bai Jian was delighted to hear it, and hurriedly put down the tablet and leaned over: "Why does the truth make you angry?"
"He doesn't allow me to be rude to my classmates, and he doesn't let me refuse their invitations! It's really troublesome and painful for me!"
Bai Jian immediately added fuel to the fire: "Well, that's right, it's his fault, how can I wrong myself so much!"
"That's right! It's too much! I also have human rights! I have to tell him that I don't want to listen to him for everything!"
"Okay! Negotiate tonight, I support you mentally!"
"That's right, if he doesn't agree, I'll go on a hunger strike! Protest forever!"
Bai Jian clenched her fist: "Then fuck him, make him cry and scream!"
Kong Ye's eyes became firm, and he nodded fiercely: "That's it!"
"So are you going to start preparing now?"
Hearing this, Kong also stood up immediately, and walked to the kitchen: "I'm going to prepare dinner for Truth."
Bai Jian's jaw was almost dislocated, and after a while she stood up and chased after him and said anxiously: "Hey, you are too spineless, what are you making for dinner, he will starve to death, tell him with actions that he can't do without you."
Sora: "No, he's been in class for a day, I'm afraid he doesn't have enough nutrition."
Bai Jian suddenly felt that it was wise for her to give up on him at this moment, but she still asked persistently: "What are you going to do for him? What are you going to eat for the negotiation?"
Kong also replied seriously: "This is full of confidence. I want to show the truth that I can do a lot of things, and the cooking is delicious. I am a person who can stand on my own."
Bai Jian rummaged through the things she bought, and frowned, "What dead bones did you buy? Steak and steamed buns? Cheese with soy milk? What's wrong with this crayfish?"
Kong Ye: "The combination of Chinese and Western cuisines shows that my cooking skills are very good."
Bai Jian: "Hehe``````As long as you are happy``````"
Kong also threw the steamed buns into the rice cooker to set the time, mixed the cheese and liqueur, dripped lemon juice and put it in the refrigerator, washed the steak and salted it, and finally looked at a bag of crayfish with claws and teeth.
"Bai Jian, how do you wash this?"
Bai Jian: "You don't know how to wash?"
"will not."
"I don't know what you buy, can't you buy ready-made ones?"
"No." Sora replied: "The truth said that the ones made by the roadside are not clean, but last time I ate his ones, they were delicious."
"Then what are you going to do? I don't know how to wash either."
Kong also tried to catch a crayfish, but his fingers were immediately pinched, and he quickly let go: "It will bite me."
_Section by section_27
Bai Jian rolled her eyes: "Why don't you throw it in the water and soak it?"
"It can't be cleaned after soaking. They have been soaking before I bought them, but they are dirty."
Bai Jian's ten fingers don't touch Yangchun water, and she only knows how to fry steaks. She has eaten crayfish, but she really doesn't have any, let alone crayfish, and the rice has never been steamed a few times. After thinking for a long time, she came up with a bad idea.
"Why not."
Three minutes later, Sora watched the washing machine sputtering and gulped.
"Is this okay? Why do I feel that the truth will beat you when I go home?"
Bai Jian himself was not sure if it would work, but he was sure that the truth was as good as a washing machine, so he firmly drained the water, closed the lid, pressed the washing button, and a nest of crayfish began to rumble and spin inside.
Sora also stretched his neck and made a groan.
When Truth returned home when I was two hours old, what I saw was the situation—three fried steaks were placed on the table, but no sauce was poured on them. Instead, there was a stack of steamed buns with pickles, and three steaks stuck in the ice bucket. A cup of rum, the way of rum is very authentic, but why is there soy milk on the side of the drink?In the middle of the table is a pot of steaming spicy crayfish. The room is completely dark with the lights turned off. Candles are romantically lit on the table, but it is a red candle that symbolizes auspicious dragon and phoenix. Sora and Bai Jian are sitting quietly at the table , reflecting the auspiciousness of the dragon and the phoenix, the atmosphere is extremely strange.
Truth put away her bag, took off her suit, opened her chair and sat down: "What's the matter, what are you eating today?"
Kong Ye came to his senses now, and warmly served Truth some food: "Taste Truth, I made it for you."
Truth took a bite of the crayfish, and said without expression: "It's cooked, but you haven't pulled out the tendons or cut the whiskers."
"Yes, I will definitely correct it in the future." Sora cut him another steak: "Try this."
Truth took a bite of the steak and praised him: "Not bad."
After getting affirmation, Sora was ready to talk about the business, he rubbed his hands, and then looked at the truth sincerely: "Truth, I want to negotiate with you."
Bai Jian had given up struggling and didn't answer a word.
"what happened?"
"I want to ask you to approve that I don't have to deal with Ge Mei in the future, okay?"
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