I Treat You as a Brother

For the time being, Xu Xiran has no time to feel ashamed of his nonsense.

After all, in front of him and Fang Mo right now, there is a drunk man who is going crazy.

Zou Shun's road was not going well, he drank four or five cans of beer in one go, and didn't eat a bite of food, he was on his head.His originally white face turned red, his big eyes brimming with tears, and he spoke incoherently.

It's just that it won't give them both a headache.But Zou Shun didn't stop, he muttered for a while, jumped up and ran to the street, saying that he was going to see the man named He Chengyi right now.

"I know where his home is!" Zou Shun tried to break free from Fang Mo's grip, "He must make it clear to me today!"

"Tomorrow, tomorrow? Tomorrow is not too late," Fang Mo hugged his waist and tried to hold him back, "Sit down first, be careful, stand firm..."

The two were staggering to and fro, and Xu Xiran was worried that Fang Mo would bump into each other, so he stretched out his arms to protect them carefully.

The boss couldn't concentrate on the barbecue, and looked nervously in their direction, for fear that the alcoholic would smash his barbecue stall if he got into trouble.

Fortunately, not long after Zou Shun went crazy, he became listless.He was softly supported back to the seat, and he began to let go, his eyes were blank and his sight was lost, and he stayed motionless.

Fang Mo talked to him, but he didn't respond.

"Could it be that he fell asleep with his eyes open?" Xu Xiran said.

Fang Mo hesitated: "...Then what should we do now? How can we bring him back?"

With Zou Shun's appearance, he had obviously lost his ability to take care of himself.It is absolutely impossible for him to go back.But even if he found out that Fang Mo didn't seem to have that kind of intention, Xu Xiran was still not very willing to ask Fang Mo to carry him.

So he volunteered: "I'll carry him back."

Fang Mo immediately objected: "This is inconvenient!"

"What's the inconvenience?" Xu Xiran was dismissed by him today for not being muscular enough, and now he has a strong desire to show off, "He is a little smaller than you, I can run with you on my back, and carry him back with ease. "

"That's not the problem," Fang Mo's eyes wandered, "Look at him...he likes boys after all, right, and he can't understand you."

It sounds reasonable, but Xu Xiran still has some lumps in his heart: "Then he was still hugging you just now?"

"That's different," Fang Mo said, "If you fall out of love, you can hold me and cry."

Xu Xiran looked at him, suddenly his mind became a little confused, and he didn't say a word.

"Why don't you wait any longer," Fang Mo said, "he might wake up after a while."

Half an hour later, Zou Shun finally stopped being in a daze.He fell face down on the table and fell asleep completely.

After autumn, the wind blows on the body at night and it is a bit cool.Sleeping on the street in the open air like this is easy to get sick.Xu Xiran and Fang Mo had a stalemate with each other in the name of humility, neither of them was willing to let the other go back with Zou Shun behind their backs.In the end, they settled for the next best thing and decided to help him together.

They put Zou Shun's arm on their shoulders on the left and right, and walked back side by side.This is actually quite tiring.Poor Zou Shun was shorter than both of them, so he was forced to tiptoe and dangle in the middle.The two people's steps were slightly out of step, and they would be pulled from side to side.

"A few days ago, he claimed that he had completely let go. I heard him say that he deleted all the contact information, and thought it was true," Fang Mo sighed, "So he lied to me."

"Not necessarily," Xu Xiran said, "Maybe he just wants to deceive himself."

Fang Mo sighed: "...so stupid."

"It's said that the authorities are obsessed," Xu Xiran said, "Also, it's not often said that people's intelligence will decrease when they are in love."

Fang Mo suddenly laughed when he heard the words.

He turned his head to look at Xu Xiran, and then said pointedly: "But some bystanders seem to be quite confused."

Xu Xiran was poked at the sore spot, so he couldn't help but feel ashamed. He wanted to explain a few words but couldn't hold back his words for a while, his face burned.

In addition to embarrassment, he felt a little bit wronged.What is going on with this Zou Shun? He obviously likes someone else, but Fang Mo behaved so ambiguously, and even competed with him before to be jealous.This is not a mistake in his judgment, it is a problem with Zou Shun's own way of expressing friendship.Are some gay guys, like girls, jealous because their girlfriends have closer friends?

He didn't say a word, but Fang Mo got excited.

"Look, do you mean that you come to a conclusion first and then interpret the clues, so that the seemingly reasonable arguments are actually untenable?" He looked at Xu Xiran with a smile.

Xu Xiran smacked her lips, not arguing with him.

Fang Mo laughed so hard that Zou Shun, who was half hanging on his body, trembled along with him.

"What about the agreed gap?" He said again.

"It's almost enough," Xu Xiran turned his head to look to the other side, "I'll take it when you see it."

Fang Mo was very knowledgeable about current affairs, so he remained silent.But Xu Xiran glanced at him and found that he was still giggling.

Such an awkward posture consumes energy.They walked for a while, feeling a little uncomfortable.It happened that there was a small garden at the corner of the road, and there were a few benches in it, so I decided to go in and rest for a while.

After putting Zou Shun on one of the chairs, the drunk immediately collapsed.Fang Mo hesitated for a while, then took off his coat and put it on him.

Zou Shun, who was lying down, completely occupied that chair, and Xu Xiran and Fang Mo could only sit on another chair.

After taking his seat, Xu Xiran frowned and looked at Fang Mo, then took off his coat.

"Why are you short-sleeved?" He threw the coat he took off on Fang Mo's lap, "Put it on."

Fang Mo stared at him blankly.

"The one inside me is thicker than yours," Xu Xiran explained, "it's not easy to catch cold. You put it on."

Fang Mo hesitated for a long time, did not refuse, and put on Xu Xiran's coat with a solemn and careful face.

Neither of them spoke, and the atmosphere was strange.

After sitting for a while, Xu Xiran, who had lost his coat, felt a little chilly, and wanted to go back early, but was afraid that Fang Mo would not have had enough rest, so he held back and said nothing.

"Hey, big detective," Fang Mo suddenly bumped him with an elbow, "Tell me, did that He Chengyi look reliable that day?"

"I don't know." Xu Xiran said.

"You answered too fast too," Fang Mo was a little dissatisfied, "Perfunctory me."

"I haven't even spoken to him," Xu Xiran spread his hands, "If you could immediately identify what kind of person he is, would you still be mocking the great detective?"

"...I didn't satirize you," Fang Mo quibbled, "I asked you to show that I trust you."

"I really don't know," Xu Xiran said, sighing, "but as I said the other day, I think he really cares about Zou Shun."

"Really?" Looking at Fang Mo's expression, he was obviously satisfied with the answer.

Xu Xiran smiled awkwardly: "I think that's all. There are too few clues, so I won't say enough."

Fang Mo first sighed, then laughed, and pretended to praise him: "Well, it's amazing to learn a lot of wisdom from a pit."

Xu Xiran felt that he couldn't save face again, so he rubbed his nose to change the subject: "Do you think it's really troublesome to have a partner, guessing and guessing, not only the person concerned is tired, but the people around him are also tired."

Fang Mo was a little surprised: "Why did you say this suddenly?"

"Actually, I'm quite surprised," Xu Xiran said, "Zou Shun usually looks quite cheerful, right? It turns out that he is so unhappy in his heart."

"..."

"I'm not familiar with him, but it feels like he should be the kind of thoughtful and rational type, isn't he?" Xu Xiran said, "Suddenly became crazy like this. I'm sure that I really made a mistake. The feeling of liking someone seems to be similar to being possessed by an evil spirit."

"You make it sound like falling in love is a terrible thing."

"It seems so, at least unrequited love is like this," Xu Xiran sighed again, "Not only him, but many people I have met, the soul is no longer in him, and he has become involuntary."

"...But there are also moments of happiness." Fang Mo retorted in a very small voice.

Xu Xiran immediately turned to look at him.

"No, it should be said that most of the time you are happy." Fang Mo also glanced at him quickly, "Isn't it very profitable to have such a person who makes you happy when you see him?"

Xu Xiran raised one eyebrow, but said nothing.

"When you can't see it, think about it, and you will feel happy. Even if you just unconsciously saw a word in his name, your mood will improve," Fang Mo continued, "People who don't like it can't enjoy this kind of pleasure."

"pleasure?"

Fang Mo lowered his head and played with the zipper pendant on his coat with his fingers: "A little thing can be entertained secretly for a long time.... Forget it, you don't understand it."

Xu Xiran suddenly felt a strange feeling in his heart.Fang Mo said this, as if he really had such a person in his heart.He was about to speak when he suddenly heard a roar not far away.

"You fart!"

The atmosphere was instantly destroyed.Xu Xiran and Fang Mo turned their heads to look in the direction of the voice at the same time.There were two people standing on the side of the road outside the small garden. The sky was dark and the greenery was separated, so they could only see the outline, not the shape.

But the voice sounded very familiar.

"I'm giving you a lot of face, okay, let's talk about it, if you really fucking are..."

"One thing to say, why the hell can't I be 1?"

"Don't fuck me up, can you?"

"Are you fucking discriminatory?"

Xu Xiran turned her head to look at Fang Mo, and found that Fang Mo was also looking at him.

The two gestured to each other.

"Liu Xiaochang?"

"Yang Lin?"

After confirming, they pricked up their ears together.

The dispute over there is still going on, quite intense.

"I'm not short of sisters, OK?" Yang Lin's voice sounded extremely displeased, "I thought about our friendship during this time, and I endured the whole afternoon without breaking you, aren't you still motivated? You kicked your nose on your face, yes?" no?"

"You are unreasonable." Liu Xiaochang was angrier than him, "You can just say that you don't like people who are shorter than you. Why do you say that I lied to you? Judging people by their appearance, you are LOW or not!"

"It's the fox you and I acted in Liao Zhai years ago. Everyone doesn't know. They all claim to be 0.5 and just want to lie down after taking off their pants. You don't want to do this with me!"

Liu Xiaochang laughed angrily: "I repeat, I am pure 1. My height is not determined subjectively by myself! Can you explain some reason?"

"Do you think your problem is only due to your height?!" Yang Lin was furious, "You are still cheating! How dare you fill in 1.7 meters five in your personal information?"

"I, I'm 1.7 meters five in shoes..." Liu Xiaochang's voice was obviously weak.

"Fart you! I'm only 1.7 meters four and I can look down at you! Come here, come and compare with me? You are 1.7 meters and I'll take your head off!" Yang Lin was furious.

Liu Xiaochang stepped back a little: "Didn't I apologize as soon as I came here today? Why are you bringing up the old score again. And does this mean that I am not 1?"

Xu Xiran understood.Yang Lin couldn't believe that Liu Xiaochang was really 1 no matter what, and felt that she had been deceived, so she was very upset.

Although he felt that Liu Xiaochang was really miserable, Xu Xiran was still skeptical that he was actually the one above him.

In the final analysis, it was unacceptable that this little girl who looked like a little girl wanted to fall in love with him for a while.

"With your small body," Yang Lin began to mock him, "It's also Flammulina velutipes when you take it out, and it's 1. I don't think you are 0.5, at most 0.1."

Liu Xiaochang was probably pissed off, and after a few seconds of silence, he suddenly said something surprising: "Cao, there's so much nonsense, seeing is believing. Do you dare to have a room with me now?"

Yang Lin was stunned for a while, then shrank: "I, why should I go. Even if you are 1, you are not my type..."

"Why are you so cowardly? Didn't you bite me to death and I lied to you?" Liu Xiaochang said, "Apologize to me if you don't dare!"

"Who said I wouldn't dare..." Yang Lin struggled, "With your body size, you're definitely not half my size. I... I'll save face for you, okay?"

"Fuck you," Liu Xiaochang said in a small voice, "if you dare, come with me?"

And then they really go.