I Treat You as a Brother
Chapter 43 Xu Xiran is not to be outdone
It took Fang Mo a long time to let Xu Xiran fully understand the crux of the problem.
Then Xu Xiran's face turned dark.
"That is to say, when Liu Xiaochang winked at me back then, he actually wanted to fuck me?" He was dumbfounded.
Fang Mo couldn't restrain his brain to make up the picture, and he couldn't breathe for a moment.
Judging by Xu Xiran's expression, it didn't look any better.
"It doesn't make sense!" he yelled.
Xu Xiran always felt that she knew a little about this.
It's just that his source of knowledge is relatively biased.Just like he likes the ambiguous picture of two beautiful girls, many girls in their club are obsessed with love-hate entanglements between multiple men.Although he is not sensitive to this, but he has been familiar with it for a long time, and he understands it somewhat.
When Fang Mo said 0 and 1 to him, his first reaction was binary, and he had to think for a while before he came to his senses, referring to the synonym for gay sex.Generally, people around him call it "attack" and "shou".
According to Xu Xiran's intentional or unintentional observation, most of the offense and suffering in those works are easy to distinguish.The tall and handsome one is Gong, and the petite and cute one is Shou.If there is not much difference in body shape, then the tough one is the Gong, and the slender and soft one is the Shou.Otherwise, it depends on who has big eyes, even if they are only a little bit bigger, nine out of ten they will suffer.If there is a hairstyle between the two of them that is board-inch, it must be Gong.
By analogy, if he and Fang Mo are together, then he must be the attacker and Fang Mo is the recipient.So others defaulted that Fang Mo was nothing wrong with his wife.
He has been in the Two-dimensional circle for a long time, and the stereotype is deeply ingrained. Compared with Fang Mo, he still can't accept the terrifying reality that Liu Xiaochang is Gong.
"This Liu Xiaochang is shorter than Zou Shun, his eyes are bigger than Zou Shun's, and his figure is also slimmer than Zou Shun's." Xu Xiran wrinkled, "It's really not suitable."
Fang Mo hesitated for a moment, but finally did not question his argument.
Xu Xiran stretched out his hand and gestured: "I suggest they do the opposite, and everyone will be happy."
"Happy about your size," Fang Mo couldn't laugh or cry, "Would you like to ask you to reflect?"
Xu Xiran immediately shrank back when she heard the words: "It's none of my business."
Although Fang Mo's hypothesis was extremely resistant, Xu Xiran subconsciously couldn't help thinking more about it.As a straight man, he has come into contact with a lot of gay men.Because there was some conflict in my heart, I never thought about which side those people belonged to.
Liu Xiaochang seemed to be suffering, but he didn't expect it to be an attack.Yang Lin looks clean and looks quite refreshing, probably because of her.Professor Xu is more difficult to tell, it depends on who you are standing with.
Zou Shun also had to compare.He and Liu Xiaochang are next to each other, so it looks more aggressive.But if you are with Fang Mo...
Xu Xiran crossed out this assumption in his mind.Fang Mo will not be with Zou Shun, this assumption is meaningless.
If Zou Shun stood with that He Chengyi that day, he would appear to be more accepting.Although He Chengyi's figure is not tall and his face is not tough, but his temperament is stable.
"What are you thinking?" Fang Mo looked at him suspiciously.
"Cough!" Xu Xiran cleared his throat vigorously as a cover, and continued, "I have a question."
"what?"
"Do you want them to be together?" Xu Xiran asked.
Fang Mo fell silent.
"If the two of them can really succeed, it's not a bad thing." Xu Xiran earnestly broke his fingers, "Zou Shun can finally give up on you and continue to be good friends with you, and Liu Xiaochang will never come to harass you again. , the two of them can also happily fall in love, are they all good?"
Fang Mo had a sad face: "A good cabbage..."
The implication is that Liu Xiaochang still doesn't deserve it.Xu Xiran also felt from the bottom of his heart that the two didn't match, it could be seen that Fang Mo wanted to sing the opposite tune with his appearance.
"Zou Shun himself thinks that being good is enough, why do you look like a feudal patriarch?"
Fang Mo pursed his lips and frowned, not speaking.
He unconsciously pouted his mouth slightly forward again.Xu Xiran looked at his hands itchy, and for some reason suddenly wanted to scratch his nose.
"Liu Xiaochang even touched your ass, he has a problem with his character." Fang Mo suddenly emphasized loudly.
Xu Xiran withdrew the hand that had just been raised half an inch, and began to raise the bar indiscriminately: "Didn't you also touch my butt, and you pinched it. Is there any problem with your character?"
"You speak for him?" Fang Mo couldn't believe it, and stretched out his paw at him on the spot, "I am the same as him to you? What if I continue to touch you now!"
"Don't mess around," Xu Xiran couldn't help but dodge crying and laughing, "I think...you care too much about Zou Shun, don't you?"
"I..." Fang Mo finally patted him and struggled, "Then I must care about him."
Xu Xiran turned her head away from looking at him: "You seem to be very unhappy that he likes someone else."
Fang Mo was a little confused, opened his mouth, but said nothing.
"Your mentality is not healthy." Xu Xiran said again.
Fang Mo sighed impatiently, and clicked his tongue again.
"I can't tell you clearly." He whispered.
Xu Xiran naturally felt uncomfortable hearing these words.He didn't answer, just shrugged.
"Forget it," Fang Mo said, "I'll go back first."
He was about to leave after speaking, Xu Xiran hesitated for a moment, and reached out to stop him.
"What's the matter?" Fang Mo frowned and asked him.
Xu Xiran didn't know what to say, and after struggling for a moment, he raised his hand.Instead of scratching his nose, he gently pressed his thumb between his brows, carefully smoothing out the creases between his brows.
"It's useless for you to worry about it now," he said. "If they really see the right thing, why don't you still have to dismantle it?"
"...That won't be the case." Fang Mo said.
"You might as well think about it first, if Zou Shun doesn't like him and comes back to complain, how can you comfort him?" Xu Xiran said again.
Fang Mo was quiet for a while, then nodded: "Yes."
"...Remember, verbal comfort is enough." Xu Xiran added.
"What do you mean?" Fang Mo didn't understand for a moment.
Seeing his silly face, Xu Xiran suddenly had a guess after lamenting.
"Tell me, could this be his trick?" He asked loudly.
"Ah?" Fang Mo became more and more at a loss, "What are you talking about?"
"In order to attract your attention and make you sympathize with him," Xu Xiran said, "then pay more attention to him and spend more time with him."
Fang Mo blinked at him a few times in a daze, with a dazed expression on his face: "Huh?"
This little fool still doesn't understand.
If you think about it carefully, there are flaws everywhere in this matter.Not long ago, Zou Shun fought openly and secretly for Fang Mo. If he wanted to transfer his love to another, it would be too fast.What's more, the online dating partner is still Fang Mo's roommate in the same dormitory. How can there be such a coincidence in this world.
Therefore, there are only two possibilities, or Zou Shun feels that it is impossible to get a response, so he is eager to hug another straw and wants to get out of this desperate unrequited love as soon as possible.Either they want to win back Fang Mo's attention to him, pretend to cry when they are broken in love, and let Fang Mo surround him because of his distress.
Xu Xiran felt that the two were most likely to exist at the same time.
"He probably hasn't given up on you yet," Xu Xiran said, "he just wanted to get your attention."
After Fang Mo was stunned for a few seconds, he sighed for some reason, and put his hand on his forehead.
"Actually... that..." When he opened his mouth, his tone was extremely tangled, "I think...he might not really like me...Maybe it's just a little misunderstanding..."
Xu Xiran smiled and shook her head calmly: "Impossible."
Nothing escapes his careful observation and meticulous reasoning.
Fang Mo looked up at him, hesitant to speak.
"How about this," Xu Xiran said, "Do you know where they will meet tomorrow?"
"What do you want to do?" Fang Mo asked.
Xu Xiran smiled at him: "Come and see?"
Another shortcoming of being too handsome was exposed.
Xu Xiran looked at Fang Mo who was wearing sunglasses and a hat in front of him, trying to keep a low profile, and sighed secretly.
"Pick it up," he said, "I'm afraid that if you go out like this, someone will ask for your autograph."
Fang Mo pushed down the sunglasses a little, revealing a pair of innocent eyes: "But, if they find out, how embarrassing it is?"
"You will be recognized like this, and it will be even more embarrassing," Xu Xiran said, "We can still pretend that we met by chance."
Fang Mo hesitated, and finally took off his sunglasses obediently, but still wore his hat.
"That's it," he said, "so it's not easy to spot, and it's not too strange."
And it's pretty.Xu Xiran secretly answered another sentence in his heart.
Fang Mo said that last night he asked Liu Xiaochang where he was dating today, but Liu Xiaochang talked about him and refused to say clearly.
So he turned to ask Zou Shun, and got the answer immediately.
They made an appointment at a coffee shop about 10 minutes' walk from the school outside Xiaonanmen.None of them have ever been to that store. It has a petty bourgeois atmosphere and the price is inflated.Although it is near the university town, there are not many students who will patronize it.
Zou Shun also said that the time and place are all booked by the other party, and the reason for choosing that store is to have a good chat without being disturbed.
I really can't tell that Liu Xiaochang has a cute face, but he is actually quite smart and very generous.Because after Zou Shun said bluntly, "It's too expensive to drink", he got a reply of "I asked you out, of course I invited you".
After Xu Xiran heard about it, he secretly added a point to Liu Xiaochang's offensive scoreboard in his mind.
"Should we both go in then?" Fang Mo asked him.
"It depends on the situation," Xu Xiran said, "Since I suggested to go and see, then I invite you."
After confirming at the bedroom window on the fourth floor that Liu Xiaochang had already left, the two of them immediately followed downstairs.
Fearing that their whereabouts would be revealed, the two dared not get too close.Anyway, if you know your destination, you won’t be afraid of getting lost.
"Zou Shun will definitely be angry with me if he finds out." Fang Mo sighed as he walked.
"Are you concerned about him?" Xu Xiran brainwashed him, "You won't feel relieved if you don't go and see, right?"
Fang Mo didn't speak, and walked forward quietly for a while, when suddenly his footsteps froze.
Just as Xu Xiran was about to ask, she was surprised to find that Fang Mo put his arms around his arm tightly.
"Don't move around." Fang Mo whispered.
Xu Xiran quickly followed his gaze to find the answer.Not far away, stood Yang Lin who hadn't seen her for a long time.
Then Xu Xiran's face turned dark.
"That is to say, when Liu Xiaochang winked at me back then, he actually wanted to fuck me?" He was dumbfounded.
Fang Mo couldn't restrain his brain to make up the picture, and he couldn't breathe for a moment.
Judging by Xu Xiran's expression, it didn't look any better.
"It doesn't make sense!" he yelled.
Xu Xiran always felt that she knew a little about this.
It's just that his source of knowledge is relatively biased.Just like he likes the ambiguous picture of two beautiful girls, many girls in their club are obsessed with love-hate entanglements between multiple men.Although he is not sensitive to this, but he has been familiar with it for a long time, and he understands it somewhat.
When Fang Mo said 0 and 1 to him, his first reaction was binary, and he had to think for a while before he came to his senses, referring to the synonym for gay sex.Generally, people around him call it "attack" and "shou".
According to Xu Xiran's intentional or unintentional observation, most of the offense and suffering in those works are easy to distinguish.The tall and handsome one is Gong, and the petite and cute one is Shou.If there is not much difference in body shape, then the tough one is the Gong, and the slender and soft one is the Shou.Otherwise, it depends on who has big eyes, even if they are only a little bit bigger, nine out of ten they will suffer.If there is a hairstyle between the two of them that is board-inch, it must be Gong.
By analogy, if he and Fang Mo are together, then he must be the attacker and Fang Mo is the recipient.So others defaulted that Fang Mo was nothing wrong with his wife.
He has been in the Two-dimensional circle for a long time, and the stereotype is deeply ingrained. Compared with Fang Mo, he still can't accept the terrifying reality that Liu Xiaochang is Gong.
"This Liu Xiaochang is shorter than Zou Shun, his eyes are bigger than Zou Shun's, and his figure is also slimmer than Zou Shun's." Xu Xiran wrinkled, "It's really not suitable."
Fang Mo hesitated for a moment, but finally did not question his argument.
Xu Xiran stretched out his hand and gestured: "I suggest they do the opposite, and everyone will be happy."
"Happy about your size," Fang Mo couldn't laugh or cry, "Would you like to ask you to reflect?"
Xu Xiran immediately shrank back when she heard the words: "It's none of my business."
Although Fang Mo's hypothesis was extremely resistant, Xu Xiran subconsciously couldn't help thinking more about it.As a straight man, he has come into contact with a lot of gay men.Because there was some conflict in my heart, I never thought about which side those people belonged to.
Liu Xiaochang seemed to be suffering, but he didn't expect it to be an attack.Yang Lin looks clean and looks quite refreshing, probably because of her.Professor Xu is more difficult to tell, it depends on who you are standing with.
Zou Shun also had to compare.He and Liu Xiaochang are next to each other, so it looks more aggressive.But if you are with Fang Mo...
Xu Xiran crossed out this assumption in his mind.Fang Mo will not be with Zou Shun, this assumption is meaningless.
If Zou Shun stood with that He Chengyi that day, he would appear to be more accepting.Although He Chengyi's figure is not tall and his face is not tough, but his temperament is stable.
"What are you thinking?" Fang Mo looked at him suspiciously.
"Cough!" Xu Xiran cleared his throat vigorously as a cover, and continued, "I have a question."
"what?"
"Do you want them to be together?" Xu Xiran asked.
Fang Mo fell silent.
"If the two of them can really succeed, it's not a bad thing." Xu Xiran earnestly broke his fingers, "Zou Shun can finally give up on you and continue to be good friends with you, and Liu Xiaochang will never come to harass you again. , the two of them can also happily fall in love, are they all good?"
Fang Mo had a sad face: "A good cabbage..."
The implication is that Liu Xiaochang still doesn't deserve it.Xu Xiran also felt from the bottom of his heart that the two didn't match, it could be seen that Fang Mo wanted to sing the opposite tune with his appearance.
"Zou Shun himself thinks that being good is enough, why do you look like a feudal patriarch?"
Fang Mo pursed his lips and frowned, not speaking.
He unconsciously pouted his mouth slightly forward again.Xu Xiran looked at his hands itchy, and for some reason suddenly wanted to scratch his nose.
"Liu Xiaochang even touched your ass, he has a problem with his character." Fang Mo suddenly emphasized loudly.
Xu Xiran withdrew the hand that had just been raised half an inch, and began to raise the bar indiscriminately: "Didn't you also touch my butt, and you pinched it. Is there any problem with your character?"
"You speak for him?" Fang Mo couldn't believe it, and stretched out his paw at him on the spot, "I am the same as him to you? What if I continue to touch you now!"
"Don't mess around," Xu Xiran couldn't help but dodge crying and laughing, "I think...you care too much about Zou Shun, don't you?"
"I..." Fang Mo finally patted him and struggled, "Then I must care about him."
Xu Xiran turned her head away from looking at him: "You seem to be very unhappy that he likes someone else."
Fang Mo was a little confused, opened his mouth, but said nothing.
"Your mentality is not healthy." Xu Xiran said again.
Fang Mo sighed impatiently, and clicked his tongue again.
"I can't tell you clearly." He whispered.
Xu Xiran naturally felt uncomfortable hearing these words.He didn't answer, just shrugged.
"Forget it," Fang Mo said, "I'll go back first."
He was about to leave after speaking, Xu Xiran hesitated for a moment, and reached out to stop him.
"What's the matter?" Fang Mo frowned and asked him.
Xu Xiran didn't know what to say, and after struggling for a moment, he raised his hand.Instead of scratching his nose, he gently pressed his thumb between his brows, carefully smoothing out the creases between his brows.
"It's useless for you to worry about it now," he said. "If they really see the right thing, why don't you still have to dismantle it?"
"...That won't be the case." Fang Mo said.
"You might as well think about it first, if Zou Shun doesn't like him and comes back to complain, how can you comfort him?" Xu Xiran said again.
Fang Mo was quiet for a while, then nodded: "Yes."
"...Remember, verbal comfort is enough." Xu Xiran added.
"What do you mean?" Fang Mo didn't understand for a moment.
Seeing his silly face, Xu Xiran suddenly had a guess after lamenting.
"Tell me, could this be his trick?" He asked loudly.
"Ah?" Fang Mo became more and more at a loss, "What are you talking about?"
"In order to attract your attention and make you sympathize with him," Xu Xiran said, "then pay more attention to him and spend more time with him."
Fang Mo blinked at him a few times in a daze, with a dazed expression on his face: "Huh?"
This little fool still doesn't understand.
If you think about it carefully, there are flaws everywhere in this matter.Not long ago, Zou Shun fought openly and secretly for Fang Mo. If he wanted to transfer his love to another, it would be too fast.What's more, the online dating partner is still Fang Mo's roommate in the same dormitory. How can there be such a coincidence in this world.
Therefore, there are only two possibilities, or Zou Shun feels that it is impossible to get a response, so he is eager to hug another straw and wants to get out of this desperate unrequited love as soon as possible.Either they want to win back Fang Mo's attention to him, pretend to cry when they are broken in love, and let Fang Mo surround him because of his distress.
Xu Xiran felt that the two were most likely to exist at the same time.
"He probably hasn't given up on you yet," Xu Xiran said, "he just wanted to get your attention."
After Fang Mo was stunned for a few seconds, he sighed for some reason, and put his hand on his forehead.
"Actually... that..." When he opened his mouth, his tone was extremely tangled, "I think...he might not really like me...Maybe it's just a little misunderstanding..."
Xu Xiran smiled and shook her head calmly: "Impossible."
Nothing escapes his careful observation and meticulous reasoning.
Fang Mo looked up at him, hesitant to speak.
"How about this," Xu Xiran said, "Do you know where they will meet tomorrow?"
"What do you want to do?" Fang Mo asked.
Xu Xiran smiled at him: "Come and see?"
Another shortcoming of being too handsome was exposed.
Xu Xiran looked at Fang Mo who was wearing sunglasses and a hat in front of him, trying to keep a low profile, and sighed secretly.
"Pick it up," he said, "I'm afraid that if you go out like this, someone will ask for your autograph."
Fang Mo pushed down the sunglasses a little, revealing a pair of innocent eyes: "But, if they find out, how embarrassing it is?"
"You will be recognized like this, and it will be even more embarrassing," Xu Xiran said, "We can still pretend that we met by chance."
Fang Mo hesitated, and finally took off his sunglasses obediently, but still wore his hat.
"That's it," he said, "so it's not easy to spot, and it's not too strange."
And it's pretty.Xu Xiran secretly answered another sentence in his heart.
Fang Mo said that last night he asked Liu Xiaochang where he was dating today, but Liu Xiaochang talked about him and refused to say clearly.
So he turned to ask Zou Shun, and got the answer immediately.
They made an appointment at a coffee shop about 10 minutes' walk from the school outside Xiaonanmen.None of them have ever been to that store. It has a petty bourgeois atmosphere and the price is inflated.Although it is near the university town, there are not many students who will patronize it.
Zou Shun also said that the time and place are all booked by the other party, and the reason for choosing that store is to have a good chat without being disturbed.
I really can't tell that Liu Xiaochang has a cute face, but he is actually quite smart and very generous.Because after Zou Shun said bluntly, "It's too expensive to drink", he got a reply of "I asked you out, of course I invited you".
After Xu Xiran heard about it, he secretly added a point to Liu Xiaochang's offensive scoreboard in his mind.
"Should we both go in then?" Fang Mo asked him.
"It depends on the situation," Xu Xiran said, "Since I suggested to go and see, then I invite you."
After confirming at the bedroom window on the fourth floor that Liu Xiaochang had already left, the two of them immediately followed downstairs.
Fearing that their whereabouts would be revealed, the two dared not get too close.Anyway, if you know your destination, you won’t be afraid of getting lost.
"Zou Shun will definitely be angry with me if he finds out." Fang Mo sighed as he walked.
"Are you concerned about him?" Xu Xiran brainwashed him, "You won't feel relieved if you don't go and see, right?"
Fang Mo didn't speak, and walked forward quietly for a while, when suddenly his footsteps froze.
Just as Xu Xiran was about to ask, she was surprised to find that Fang Mo put his arms around his arm tightly.
"Don't move around." Fang Mo whispered.
Xu Xiran quickly followed his gaze to find the answer.Not far away, stood Yang Lin who hadn't seen her for a long time.
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