I Treat You as a Brother

Fang Mo frowned, listening to the sound of typing on the keyboard on the other side of the phone, gradually getting impatient.

"Stop arguing," he complained. "Who doesn't encounter seventeen or eight mentally handicapped people every day when surfing the Internet? Are you really busy enough to deal with them one by one?"

"Wait a second," the sound of the keyboard on the opposite side was still crackling, "I'll be fine as soon as I finish cursing these two sentences!"

Fang Mo was speechless.

A few hours ago, Zou Shun shyly told him that he had some emotional troubles that he wanted to discuss with him in a shy manner that made him feel very uncomfortable.

Out of love for gossip, Fang Mo readily agreed.

But he didn't want to wait until the appointed time to call, Zou Shun was so busy fighting with people online that he didn't have time to talk to him.

"Damn, it's disgusting! I'm going to throw up!" Zou Shun yelled while typing, "When will these silly x narcissistic straight men be a little bit more serious?!"

Fang Mo was at a loss and couldn't help being curious: "What's the matter?"

"I'll give you the address, you can read it yourself, and you'll understand it at a glance!" Zou Shun said.

Fang Mo hung up the phone and opened a web link sent by Zou Shuxin.

After seeing the title clearly, he immediately raised his eyebrows.

【What kind of experience is it to be too handsome and too popular? 】

There are numerous replies to this question.A large number of male compatriots spoke enthusiastically and actively took photos. The standards were uneven and the pictures were in different poses and with different expressions.What Zou Shun showed him was one of the replies.The number of likes is very few, but the number of followers is quite a lot.

The reply said that he was not very handsome, probably above average, but he didn't know why he was particularly attracted to the same sex.Too much pursuit and harassment from men made him suffer so much that he couldn't help but get goosebumps when he heard the word "fag".He really wanted to know where he attracted these people, and if he could, he would change it immediately.Popularity sounds like a good thing, but being welcomed by someone you don't like is a terrible thing, and he doesn't appreciate it.

This statement is naturally uncomfortable in the eyes of a homosexual.

What's even more speechless is that this person didn't post a photo, and even gave a reason why he couldn't help but roll his eyes.

"It's not that I'm ugly, the above is true. I don't dare to post photos because I'm afraid that some male compatriots with a male orientation will have unnecessary thoughts on me after seeing it. For the sake of safety, let's forget it."

Four big words popped up in Fang Mo's mind: brazen.

In the hundreds of replies to this question, there are too many negative demonstrations.All kinds of men with strange shapes and wretched temperament posted ugly photos that people couldn't look at for more than three seconds, telling how they fascinated a large number of opposite sexes.Looking at the case carefully, it is nothing more than "Miss the conductor smiled at me, does she want to marry me?" or "The female colleague took the initiative to say three sentences to me today, and she must have a deep love for me."

No doubt, the person is similarly misunderstood about his own appearance and attractiveness.Will replace the brain supplement object with the same sex, it is estimated that it is either a deep cabinet or a pathological homophobia.

Most of the other embarrassingly narcissistic men are ignored, even if they are secretly teased, they will not confront them in person.But the people who were disgusted by this person were more radical, and the comment area was full of all kinds of cynicism.In addition to the angry gays, there are also some onlookers who are afraid of chaos in the world, and they are all calling for him to quickly post photos to open everyone's eyes.

Fang Mo quickly found Zou Shun's account in it, and scolded quite vigorously, saying that he was an ugly straight man, don't have a big dream, see a man and feel that he is interested in him, maybe it's because he is ticklish and free It's better to poke durians than to have sex in public here. He also said that if the photo is posted, his dick will have a slight fluctuation, and he will immediately kneel down and apologize and call him dad.

This comment was actually replied by that person.

"Don't, don't, don't believe it. Just think I'm talking nonsense, it's okay."

He sent similar replies to many people.It seems gentle and easy-going, but in fact it makes people even more angry.No wonder Zou Shun was so angry that he insisted on fighting him forever.

Zou Shun sent him a voice message: "Do you think this person is scolding!"

Fang Mo replied in seconds: "Yes."

In fact, Fang Mo is also a person who feels very good about himself.Of course, in his own opinion, that is to have a fully objective cognitive evaluation of his own charm.

Since he was sensible, he has taken advantage of his pleasing face.In the 20 years of his life, he has heard countless praises, and has been a popular candidate for school grass since middle school.

But even so, the same sex or the opposite sex chasing him, the number is not enough to make him distressed.As a young man who has long realized that he is homosexual, he knows that many of his kind are indeed a little more casual, but he will not be ashamed to post on a tall and handsome man.In particular, there are a lot of aesthetics in the circle, many gay tastes are very strong, how can they all be in love with the same person.

Fang Mo also wanted to ridicule this annoying narcissistic straight man.But looking at this appearance, no matter how fiercely or excessively scolded, it is impossible for this guy to honestly post a photo.

After pondering for half a minute, Fang Mo came up with a plan.

He turned on the computer, logged in to his account, came to this post, and began to edit the reply.

"Brother, I understand your pain, and I have the same troubles as you. I don't know why there are always men who secretly flirt with me, flirt with me, flirt with each other, and others don't believe me when I say it. It's just my own feeling. Too good to be sentimental. Alas, worry!"

Soon, he received several replies, including Zou Shun.

"Hey, sir, wouldn't it be inconvenient to post a photo, wouldn't you?"

Fang Mo suppressed a smile, imitating that man's tone of reply.

"It's not that I don't want to, it's that I'm afraid that you will fall in love with me."

Guessing that Zou Shun would definitely explode because of this, Fang Mo quickly took a screenshot and sent it to himself after replying.

"This is me, don't accidentally hurt the friendly army!"

Zou Shun immediately responded with a black question mark expression.

"Fishing." Fang Mo replied.

Refresh it again, and the person returned.

"There are still people who share the same illness as me, brother, you have suffered too."

Fang Mo replied immediately.

"Yes. The conscience of heaven and earth, I like soft and cute girls!"

"Hahaha who isn't?"

After coming and going, the two just chatted like no one in the comment area where there was a lot of bullets.Seeing that the time was ripe, Fang Mo poked open the other party's personal information and clicked to send a private message.

"My friend, I have an idea. Listen to it and see if it makes sense."

Received a reply shortly after sending.

"What do you think?"

"Maybe there is something in common between us, and it is easier to irritate those people. If you can know what went wrong, you can reasonably avoid it in the future."

"What you said is also reasonable. But we are not gay, how can we know where the gay's point is."

Fang Mo clicked on his photo album, picked out a refined five-star handsome photo that he thought was infinitely attractive, but was actually a selfie with a three-layer filter added but still looked natural, and pressed send with confidence. .

"Show you my picture, maybe we will have some similarities!"

Half a minute later, the other side returned.

"Damn! Brother, you are so handsome!"

Fang Mo smiled slightly, feeling extremely satisfied with this answer.

It's just fishing, there is no need to post real photos of yourself.But he just wanted the straight man opposite him to know what a real handsome man should look like.

"It's okay, just above average." He replied hypocritically.

"It's called upper middle, so I'm lower. To be honest, I don't think our looks have anything in common. It seems that the aesthetic orientation of gays is also quite diverse."

This narcissistic straight man actually became humble.

"Really, let me take a look?" Fang Mo said quickly.

"Compared to you, I'm just a passerby, so don't joke." The other party replied.

Then, before Fang Mo urged him again, a picture appeared in the dialog box.After poking it open, the funnel turned twice, and a young man in a white T-shirt smiling awkwardly at the camera appeared on Fang Mo's computer screen.

This is obviously a photo taken by him, the light is ordinary and the background is messy, and there is no modification in the early and late stages.

There was a new message in the private message dialog box, but Fang Mo didn't look at it right away.Staring at the photo, he stood up slowly, swallowed silently, and licked his lips, his heart beating wildly.

At this moment, the phone that was set aside vibrated.Zou Shun called him.

"How about it, did you get the photo? What level?"

Fang Mo didn't reply, and felt inexplicably flustered.

What level is the level that can make him and his little brother stand up immediately to pay the highest respect.

How can there be someone who is so handsome and hits his nails, every strand of hair pokes his heartbeat, and the awkward smile is so sexy and provocative, like a hormone transmitter.

"Where are you, can you hear me? Send me the photos?" Zou Shun urged.

No, no.Fang Mo bowed his head and coughed: "It failed, he ignored me."

Not being stingy and unwilling to share.

He values ​​love and righteousness, how could he let his friend kneel down and call him father so easily.

While thinking, Fang Mo right-clicked on the photo and chose to save it.