【Xinbai】National Wife Package Distribution

This chapter:

The General Office inspected and frightened all the police officers, including the Hell Envoy,

Pei Qinhu really fragrant scene,

Captain Han, who started taking care of his wife,

And the conflict caused by a pair of trousers between Captain Han and Captain Lv secretly fierce confrontation [? 】

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(Eight)

Han Xin turned over in a half-dream and half-awake, and found an extremely comfortable position.

In this posture, the arm muscles are not sore, which is very suitable for entering a sweet dream... However, his dream was shattered in the next second, and he felt an invisible force kicking him hard on his back. In the dark dream world, there was a burst of crackling, staggering, and finally a muffled bang, and Han Xin suddenly opened his eyes!

He was kicked off the bed by Li Bai, and he was lying naked on the wooden floor. When he looked up, he could see the French windows of the balcony less than half a meter away, and the half-closed curtains.

"Your Lost Rivers has been howling ghosts and wolves for a long time, waking me up, can you wake up by yourself?"

Behind him came Li Bai's tired and angry complaint.

Not only did the kick just now not kick him awake, but his consciousness became even more lax.Han Xin tried his best to put his consciousness back in place, stood up crookedly, and turned his head.

A bath towel was wrapped around Li Bai's lower body, and his black hair was drooping wet, some even hanging down to his shoulders. Seeing that Han Xin had woken up, he rolled his eyes and stretched out his hand to the hair dryer.

"Hey you--"

"Buzzing-"

Before Han Xin could speak, his voice was overwhelmed by the loud noise of the blowing air.

"..."

Even in such an extremely noisy environment, I can still vaguely hear my mobile phone crying and howling that auditory feast.

Looking sideways again, Li Bai frowned tightly, with a look of disgust and pain, looking at his mobile phone as if looking at something disgusting.

Han Xin hastily turned off the ringtone and apologized with a playful smile.

"What's the matter, Officer Li got up so early today?"

Li Bai's state has obviously been carefully adjusted and practiced by himself. The decadence and trance of last night have been swept away, and he has regained his lovable and decent image. Everything that happened last night seems so ethereal and illusory at this moment.

"Being hugged, licked and kissed by someone in the middle of the night makes me feel uncomfortable. I can't bear it without taking a bath." Li Bai said with a strange expression, "Are you sleepwalking or a dog?"

Han Xin wanted to say something more, but Li Bai interrupted him immediately.

"Get up quickly, we're going to be late."

Han Xin grabbed a handful of hair that was messed up like a chicken coop, and slid open the lock screen of the phone, "It's not as exaggerated as you said, isn't it 45 minutes? What do you want to eat in the morning, find the nearest downstairs of your house to call... ..."

"I have done."

"……what?"

The hair dryer was turned off, and the room instantly became quiet.Li Bai stroked his hair back, and said calmly, "I'm ready, breakfast."

Compared with the sumptuous breakfast on the table at this time and this top-notch feast, the bowl of porridge I cooked last night was simply at the level of a slum.

"You did it?"

Li Bai was already fully dressed, and was putting a tie around his neck. The slightly raised head was not intentional, but it was very appropriate to show his contempt for the lower-level players: "Yes."

"There were no such ingredients in the refrigerator last night!" Han Xin still couldn't believe it, and argued hard, "Don't tell me that you went out for a run and bought vegetables on the way back."

Li Bai's eyes were a little more pitiful: "Yes."

"..." His legs were weak and he sat down. After a long while, Han Xin suddenly realized something, "You said that it was two o'clock last night, why did you get up so early..."

Ever since he started working and moved out of the house, he lived alone in the apartment and was too lazy to do anything. Li Bai usually dealt with it casually, such as milk rice balls, steamed buns and soy milk, but this doesn't mean he can't cook.On the contrary, due to his special life experience, he had long been cooking on a small bench in the stuffy kitchen of his old house, holding a spatula in both hands.

But it was only a year since he was fired, and then his mother married Uncle Li, who is now his stepfather, for her own household registration. Speaking of which, his surname is also Li, which is really a coincidence.His stepfather was a family-oriented man, and he basically took over half of the housework after marriage, and he would not let a child like himself, who was skinny and tender, intervene in the kitchen.

At that time, he never thought that his stepfather, a gentle man wearing gold-rimmed glasses, could really protect them.It would never have occurred to him that his stepfather was an unattractive person, although he looked weak, but he was actually the champion of the provincial fighting competition, and no one could shake his status for many years.

So Li Bai accepted him and let him take over the task of protecting his mother.

"Six hours of sleep is enough." Li Bai opened the chair and sat down, picked up the spoon, "Eat, I won't charge you, it's considered paying off the debt from last night."

"Hey, wait a minute," Han Xin caught a glimpse of Li Bai's police uniform, and suddenly remembered something, "Why do you wear this? Isn't it not mandatory in the bureau?"

"Today is the inspection day that the general office made an appointment with us last month. If you are tired of work, you can't choose this day to rebel." Li Bai straightened his neckline, "It's okay to die, but the leaders above saw that he was not wearing a police uniform. Review at least [-], and the director will add another [-]..."

"...Then what should I do?" Last night, he grabbed the key and put on his clothes casually and ran over. Han Xin began to realize that impulsive actions were imminent.

Li Bai smiled brightly: "It's none of my business."

"..."

"And you drove the Lamborghini over last night, right? Don't drive there today, or you'll have a [-] review and take my car later."

Han Xin asked vigilantly, "What is your car?"

"Mine can't compare to yours." Choking on Han Xin, Li Bai was in a good mood, drinking the porridge in a relaxed manner, his face beaming, "As soon as you broke the BMW 7 series, you even broke it."

Han Xin: "..."

"...Otherwise, let's take a taxi." Finally, Li Bai finally took out his mobile phone with some guilt, "I'll make an appointment now."

"Definitely..." Han Xin was in a trance.

"As for your clothes, I'll go to the locker room to see if there are any spares in the bureau. I remember that there is a set that Lu Bu thinks the crotch is too narrow..."

Han Xin suddenly recovered from his fugue, his eyes widened in shock, and he sneered, "He thinks it's too narrow, so I don't need to wear it!"

Li Bai opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something.

Han Xin quickly interrupted him: "Needless to say! He can't even fit in, but I can fit in? Don't you have any idea about mine? It's not like you haven't eaten before!"

"Damn, I haven't eaten his, can I have a concept? I can't compare it!"

The hypothetical imagination about "Lu Bu becoming gay" appeared in the minds of both of them at the same time, and then they both shuddered and let out a disgusting retch.

So in the noisy restaurant early in the morning, it finally became quiet.

"Hey, that's right, the police station in front, the master stops at the door, that's right!"

"Thank you master!"

The two hurriedly got off Didi Taxi. Just two steps away, a small, low-profile silver-gray car with an unrecognizable brand name passed slowly in front of them. However, the owner obviously couldn't restrain himself. The irritable nature of driving luxury cars suddenly accelerated and rushed into the parking space.The blessing of superb driving skills did not let him fail in this pretense.

Han Xin and Li Bai stared at each other, but obviously they both had the answer in their hearts, so their feet seemed to be filled with lead, and they couldn't move no matter what, they both stared at the car intently.

After staring at it for a long time, Li Bai suddenly recognized the car model.

In the next second, Lu Bu hunched over and squeezed out of the Jiangnan Alto with difficulty.

It is rare to come to work in uniform early in the morning, which is really rare for this messenger of hell. However, the handsome face and facial features on the uniform were crowded together, and Lu Bu looked back at the car with pain and disgust on his face. Then he staggered a few steps.

"Ahem—bah!" He coughed violently, as if he had just inhaled a ton of dust in the car.

As if feeling that someone was looking at him, Lu Bu slowly raised his head and finally met the eyes of the two.

"...Morning," he tried his best to maintain his aloof image, pretending to casually point to Jiangnan Ao Tuo behind him, "It's rented, five hundred a day, it's cheap."

Li Bai: "..."

In order to cope with the inspection by the General Office, it was really a struggle.

Han Xinli swallowed his saliva, feeling that his death was not far away. After all, even Lu Bu sacrificed so much for this inspection, obediently put on his police uniform, and condescendingly rented a car with a simple painting style to drive to work .

"Hey, Comrade Xiaohan is strong and strong," Lu Bu stepped forward and patted Han Xin on the shoulder vigorously, and was very excited when he found someone to make fun of, "You deserve to be young and energetic, dare to fight against evil tenaciously, be indomitable, and be determined Not wearing a police uniform... To tell you the truth, I did the same thing last year. I also drove a new Rolls-Royce, which was my birthday present from my dad. Then I wrote a [-]-word self-criticism. You have to make up, you... ask yourself to be blessed."

Han Xin: "..."

"By the way, why did you two come to work together again today?"

"I want you to take care of it?"

The three of them walked towards the police station while talking.

"I didn't even drive the car. Could it be that the two of you help each other too much, and your waist is dead?"

"……I do not know what you're talking about……"

However, as soon as he stepped into the office area, the director's daily greetings from the director's office could be clearly heard throughout the building.

"—get out!"

Well, who are you scolding again today?

"Director, I really don't need to—" It was Pei Qinhu.

"The people from the main hall will be here in one hour, don't waste your fucking time here talking to me, get out!" The director was furious.

boom!

Pei Qinhu touched his nose and was kicked out of the office.

His desperate and confused eyes drifted around, and then looked at Han Xin and the others.

In the director's office where the door was not closed, there was another supplementary sentence full of hometown accent: "The person who is about to be promoted to the deputy team, he has no ideological awareness all day long, it is extremely absurd!"

Pei Qinhu held a kraft paper portfolio in his hand, which was exactly the same as the one that the bureau chief wanted to give to Li Bai that day.

Li Bai's eyebrows twitched subconsciously, "Brother, you won't also..."

Pei Qinhu strode over angrily, and threw the file bag on the desk.

"Damn it, buy and sell rubbish, ugly things, finally set their hands on me!"

Lu Bu immediately whistled gleefully. For him, other people's suffering is the source of his happiness.

"Brother, you are one year older than me. It stands to reason that the AO distribution bureau should have gotten you long ago. Waiting until now to attack you is already doing you and your family a lot of face." Li Bainian said perfunctorily make comfort.

Han Xin glanced at the file bag on the table: "Aren't you going to look at it?"

"Look? What are you looking at?" Pei Qinhu sat down angrily, "I don't even look at it. True love can only be found by myself. Why do you want them to arrange the same nature as a blind date agency? I'm idle Is it true? Is my condition really that bad?" Pei Qinhu really didn't lie, his family is not considered a giant but also a big family business, and he is an excellent Alpha, so there is no reason why he should not be unpopular.

"Brother, the deal is done. It's too late for you to resist. Forget about the girl of your dreams and accept the reality."

Pei Qinhu had a painful expression: "I don't want it."

Lu Bu poked him with his elbow in a fanatical manner, "Whoever sees it has a share, open it and have a look."

"What? Do you want it?"

"How do you talk? We are just curious about what the future Mrs. Pei will look like. How can I snatch it from you? A friend's wife can't be bullied."

The director suddenly opened the door and shouted, "Lü Bu Han Xin, get out of here."

"Hey, come right away!" Lu Bu pretended to respond, and immediately began to urge Pei Qinhu desperately: "Hurry up! Let me take a look!"

Pei Qinhu couldn't resist, so he reluctantly picked up the file bag and slowly opened it, muttering: "I don't care who she is, I will never..."

Then he was quiet.

There was a familiar face on the first page of the document, and the torture of the ID photo camera did not depreciate her appearance at all.

The name column is printed: "Gongsunli".

Lu Bu's eyes widened in surprise, and he whistled louder to express his shock.

Li Bai was also stunned, "Day to hell..."

Pei Qinhu closed the information page heavily!

"how?"

"Whatever you watch, it's all gone. How can the partner assigned to me watch it with you?"

"Didn't you just yell about garbage agencies buying and selling by force?"

"Obey the organization's arrangement, understand?" Pei Qinhu vividly performed the scene of Zhenxiang, his expression was so solemn and serious that he almost couldn't tell that he was forcing it out, "The organization judged the situation, rationally allocated national resources, and devoted itself to its duties..."

"You fucking shut up, you! Turning your face is faster than turning a book!" Lu Bu couldn't help cursing first.

At this time, Han Xin suddenly said thoughtfully: "Do you think it's a coincidence?"

"……what?"

"The person you just met yesterday, you feel that the other party is compatible, and you show your satisfaction with her. Today, your assignment has been arranged—"

"Lu Bu! Han Xin!" The director yelled impatiently in the office.

Pei Qinhu was stunned, "It's a bit of a coincidence... But maybe it's fate?"

Han Xin shook his head, and cast a final look of pity before turning around and walking into the office: "This shows that every move is watched by someone, whether it's you or the rest of us."

Han Xin's words made the lively atmosphere just now become stiff and delicate with his departure.

After Lu Bu Han Xin left, only Li Bai and Pei Qinhu looked at each other.

"...Cough, don't listen to him. People from the General Administration are like this. They think they know all the ugliness hidden in the shadows in the world, and they have a natural sense of superiority. Really, brother, it's okay."

"Actually, I think what he said is quite reasonable."

"..."

"But never mind," Pei Qinhu opened the file again, "For the sake of your concern for me, I'll give you a chance to see your future sister-in-law together."

Li Bai immediately jumped to Pei Qinhu's chair and bent down, finally, let him seize the opportunity to gossip about other people's marriages.

"What is it for? I heard from the dean that day that she was a college student?"

"I'm a graduate student. After working for a year, I went back to take a doctoral degree. My major is..." Pei Qinhu was startled, "Forensic medicine."

Li Bai was curious about what Pei Qinhu saw, which made him gasp immediately.

"It is recorded in the file that the third case of the cross-city serial mutilation case last year happened to be the scene where she rushed for the master temporarily. The victim has been dismembered. Fortunately, she didn't even frown, she squatted down and started working."

Li Bai gasped.I have been working for two years, no matter how strong my psychological defense is, there will still be times when I can't hold back. Besides, I followed the murder scene for the first time two years ago and vomited upside down without eating breakfast.And Gongsunli, a little girl who looked weak and weak that day, unexpectedly...

"And she had breakfast!" Pei Qinhu almost screamed.

"Then it stands to reason that a talent like her should have high expectations as soon as she leaves the society. Why did she go back to school?" Li Bai asked.

"Her master drove her back." Pei Qinhu rummaged through it again, and found the information that could answer Li Bai's question. "Maybe he thought the little girl stole his limelight."

"..." Li Bai didn't speak, his eyes slowly fell on the column with the attribute "Omega".

It was because she was afraid that she would show her sharpness and become a target of public criticism.

If it is Beta or Alpha, it should be unimpeded.

"Li Bai," a female colleague came in with someone, "your Captain Han's coffee."

The owner of the coffee shop smiled and handed over a bag.

The people in the bureau began to feel uneasy after enjoying Han Xin's free coffee for half a month. They collectively rejected Han Xin's intention to continue to treat guests, saying that they could just drink the bottles and cans on the locker.Only Lu Bu took the lead shamelessly, dragged Pei Qinhu into the water by the way, and continued to suck Captain Han's blood, and Kai didn't have the habit of drinking coffee, he only liked tea, so now the boss usually only sent four cups of coffee.

"Officer Li, Mr. Han Xin specifically explained that the cup of corn juice in it is yours," the boss said solemnly, "He said that you have a bad stomach and you can't drink coffee these days."

Li Bai: "..."

"Then I'll go first, see you tomorrow."

Pei Qin Huyan quickly took out two cups of hot American style from the inside, with an expression of "I understand", "Okay, this is for me and Lu Bu, share the rest between you young couple, I will take this first Take the cup to Lu Bu's office."

Leaving Li Bai standing where he was, clutching the paper bag in despair.

What young couple?What kind of corn juice, why don't you come to your door?

In the bureau chief's office, Han Xin looked at Lu Bu's playful smiley face and wanted to beat him up first for the bureau chief.

The director's face was livid, and he took out a document with great reluctance and handed it to him, but he retracted when Lu Bu just reached out to take it, his eyes widened, his gray temples pulled his gray beard and trembled: "Tell me, how many suites did your dad put in the allocation office this time, or did he just buy the whole real estate for them to support?"

Lu Bu was radiant and smiling brightly: "Look at what you said, nothing happened." After quickly snatching the documents, Lu Bu dared to tell the truth: "It's just that a resort was named after Bureau Chen of the distribution office."

Director: "...I warn you, don't make an exception."

"What are you talking about, Director? I'm not married yet, so you curse me for a second marriage, next time? There won't be a next time!"

"Get out!"

"Order."

Lu Bu left the office in good spirits, and the documents under his arm, without a second thought, were the permits issued by the distribution office.

The director seemed to sigh, and leaned back helplessly.

"Director, what do you want from me?" Han Xinxin thought, finally it was his turn.

The director covered his face and said, "Why aren't you wearing a police uniform?"

"..."

"Do you know that the general office will be down soon? If they check it out, they will charge your account again. Why do you say you have to be downgraded? It would be good if Li Bai was transferred to the general office. Now you want It's hard to climb back up again..."

"So what did you want from me?"

"I don't know, I forgot! I just can't understand you, it's okay now, you go to the locker room to find a spare police uniform, be quick!"

Han Xin was thrown out by the director in a daze.I wonder if the director has entered menopause early?

Li Bai almost rummaged through the locker room, and finally found the police uniform that Lu Bu despised for "too narrow crotch".

On the way back to the office, by coincidence, I bumped into Lu Bu.

"Yo, are you so considerate?"

Li Bai didn't want to talk to him, and wanted to walk quickly sideways, but was dragged back by Lu Bu.

"This set is not what I used to..."

"To shut up!"

"I have a question I've wanted to ask you for a long time, why didn't he find out that you were..."

"how could I know?"

"So he's really only twelve?"

Li Bai stared sideways at Lu Bu's pants expressionlessly, making Lu Bu start to panic.

"I said, Li Bai, you don't think he's too young to be interested in me, do you? Don't do that, I really don't like men..."

"Twelve?" Li Bai interrupted him mercilessly, and sarcastically said, "More than twenty, maybe even older than you." After finishing speaking, he walked away without looking back.

"...Li Bai, I/Fuck/Your uncle! Older than me? Impossible! Doesn't exist!"

Walking out of the corridor, Li Bai unconsciously looked at Han Xin's office.

Han Xin had already sat down and touched the coffee on the table.

"The leader is coming soon, you change quickly." Li Bai went straight in and threw the police uniform into Han Xin's arms.

Han Xin drank a few sips comfortably, and then replied: "Did you drink the corn juice obediently?"

"It's too bad to drink." In fact, it tastes good, and you can tell that there are no additives when you taste it. "Change quickly." He repeated.

"Understood, but I don't know how to change my pants." Han Xin's attitude was extremely tough, and he didn't know that he was secretly confronting Lu Bu about some issues related to the dignity of a man. "Just change clothes."

"... Whatever you want." Li Bai turned around after finishing speaking.

"Hey, put the door on first, and I'll change it here."

Strangely, this is the first time Han Xin transferred here and asked to close the door.Li Bai smacked his lips and closed the door in response, and returned to his office.

Then he stared at the glass of corn juice, finally picked it up, and drank it in big gulps.

Han Xin wiped his mouth, got up and took off his shirt slowly.

The curtains in his office were drawn airtight all year round, and Han Xin didn't bother to turn on the light at this moment, so he simply opened it a little, and put on the police uniform with the light coming in.

Soon, his eyes fell on the trousers draped over the armrest.

"..." Han Xin frowned, raised his head subconsciously, and looked at the closed but unlocked door.

Ten seconds later, Han Xin moved to the door in big strides and clicked hard!Lock the door.

Han Xin began to untie his belt, and after Mao Li Mao took off his trousers, he quickly took the police trousers, and hopped his legs one after the other into them.

Heart beating fast, breathing short of breath.He was very nervous, as if he was going to fight a tough battle after getting dressed.

After pulling the trousers above his knees, Han Xin's movements suddenly slowed down, and then he pulled them up slowly and quickly.

Never, never...

He prayed in his heart, and gradually read a string of messy birds/languages ​​from his mouth.

The next second, the pants got stuck.The crotch//bottom// is so full that I can't even pull the zipper.

"Fuck! Yay!"

He was so ecstatic that he lost his mind, forgot that he was still wearing a pair of pants that were not pulled up properly, and almost fell headlong to the ground.

wear!No!superior!

Han Xin refreshedly took off the police trousers and threw them aside, and put on the original trousers.

Sure enough, the crotch/part/is too narrow!Lu Bu couldn't put it on, and he couldn't put it on himself, so he didn't lose!

A meaningless competition came to an end quietly under the secret confrontation between the two captains.

TBC