【Xinbai】National Wife Package Distribution

This chapter:

At the beginning cloth cicada false high energy

Last night the peeping man showed up

Lu Bu and his strongest assist - handcuffs

(twelve)

When Lu Bu woke up, he felt that there was a big problem.

He was lying on the big bed in the hotel, and there were piles of... women's things on the wooden floor.

From skirts, to bags, to...underwear.Looking to the side, the bathroom lights were on, and the sound of flushing could be heard sparsely, indicating that someone was taking a shower inside.

I cao, I didn't hit a home run last night, did I?Is it so amazing?Could it be that he was blessed by Han Xin and Li Bai?

But Lu Bu is also a shameless person, so he immediately thought of handling the case together, wouldn't it be embarrassing to death?

And what happened last night? !Fragmented brain can't remember anything.

Just when he was excited and panicked, his phone vibrated.

Sender Diao Chan: "Are you awake? I'll wait for you downstairs in the hotel, let's have breakfast together before going to the hospital."

...? ? ?

Wait a minute.

She is downstairs in the hotel, so who is in the bathroom.

Crash.The sound of water stopped abruptly, and the door was slowly opened.

A woman with a snake face as thin as a bamboo pole came out, wearing a bathrobe, and was wiping her messy hair with colorful highlights, her voice was thin and high-pitched, as if she was holding her throat: "Hey, handsome brother, You're awake, good morning. How did you sleep last night?"

Lu Bu's brain exploded with a bang.

It was fried thoroughly, leaving no crumbs left.

"...Who the hell are you?"

The snake-faced woman winked ambiguously: "I didn't expect that you guys who eat public meals would come to us, you said that since you usually scan//yellow//beat//non//why don't you just turn a blind eye Close one eye? Born from the same root, who is not an individual and who has no physiological needs, why is it so urgent?"

Lu Bu sneered: "Who are you lying to? There is not even a BYT on the ground. Did you just sleep with me?"

The woman tilted her head and looked at him for a while.

Lu Bu: "..."

Wouldn't it be true that you don't even wear/wear a T?

"Should we add a WeChat account, and come back to me next time if we need it?"

"roll!"

"Get out." The woman bent down and picked up the clothes one by one, and tossed her hair arrogantly, "Hmph!"

"...! Come back later!" Lu Bu suddenly remembered something, "How did we get in touch without WeChat?"

"A sister called for you."

"...?"

"When I came last night, besides you, there was a beautiful older sister in the room. She told me that she was there to let us have fun, and then she left."

"...the sister you are talking about is not...a black-haired, tall and thin sister who wore a white trench coat last night, right?"

"Yes, yes, yes! That's her, she's super temperamental, and her WeChat name is Midsummer Night..."

"..."

Lu Bu was mentally handicapped for a moment, thinking that it would be better to kick his legs and forget it.

And the "beautiful sister with super temperament" herself is sitting in the car at this time, applying makeup in front of the mirror, humming a light song.

"...Huh?" Seeing a familiar figure coming out of the hotel gate, Diao Chan rolled down the car window and stretched out her hand, "I'm here—"

With a face as pale as shit and erratic footsteps, Lu Bu mechanically walked towards Diao Chan, opened the door of the passenger seat and sat up, before the seat belt was fastened, he said in grief, "What happened last night?"

"Ah?" Diao Chan blinked suspiciously.

"Even if you don't want to marry me, you don't have to..." The head of the Criminal Police Department of City A burst into tears, "Call//chicken// to... Defile me!?"

"Didn't you say you wanted to call..."

"what?"

"Last night you mixed red and white beer and it quickly fell apart. I and my men sent you back to the hotel, but you refused to let us go, and kept arguing that you wanted to//call/ /chicken. Just happened to have a small card stuffed in the bottom of the door, so I..."

Thinking of it, Diao Chan felt that the experience last night was very psychedelic——

"Captain Lu, we really have to go, see you tomorrow."

"No! I want... X chicken!"

"What chicken?"

"X Chicken!"

"...Deputy team, Captain Lu said he's going to...call...call//chicken."

"..."

"Hello miss, which hotel is it? We will send someone right away, do you want a young wolf dog or..."

"No, no, no, I don't want a man..."

"Oh, do you want 1 or 0?"

"It's not me who wants to call! It's me... It's my fiancé who wants to call."

"...???"

Lu Bu had an ominous premonition.

He quickly took out his phone and opened WeChat, and clicked into a group chat of "Chicken-eating team Dugu Qiubai team is the best in the world".

Sure enough, he was scolded by Aite all night.

……

"Lu Bu, what are you doing? Are you drinking fake wine, and the rankings are like this?"

"Are you yourself? Or a game you play with your feet?"

"Captain Lu, are you trying to take revenge on our brethren because you have not handled the case well recently? You are immoral!"

……

"..." Captain Lu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, looked up at Diao Chan with a curious face, "Listen to me and explain to you, I wasn't looking for//chicken last night... I was looking for chicken to play games." Then Fucking call it//chicken? !Damn, how much did I drink last night? !

"So you two after I left last night?"

"...Don't you have that person's WeChat account? Quickly ask! Quickly! This is related to my reputation!"

One minute later, Diao Chan's cell phone came from the thin voice of the snake woman: "What, sister, no, of course nothing happened to us. I frightened him, who told him to drive me to the sofa last night to play rehearsal for him?" Damn, I'm mentally retarded, is this old lady so unattractive? //Take off all the clothes/// and he fell asleep to me without even looking at him! But he is a man, worthy of the self-discipline of eating public meals Very bad, originally I wanted to take a photo to blackmail me, but I didn’t give me this chance at all... Ahem, I didn’t say anything!... What? He’s your fiance? Hurry up and kick him, sister, I didn’t I’ve seen a guy call//chicken asking his girlfriend to pay for it, I’m pissed off!”

The snake girl was filled with righteous indignation, and her tone was full of contempt for Lu Bu.

There was a dead silence in the car.

"...Which group does your mother belong to? Let's see if I don't want to take over their old nest! There are no rules and no rules, and the service quality is so low that you still slap your nose on the face—"

"Let's have breakfast first." Diao Chan tried her best not to laugh, "I thought you would really bark... But don't worry, I paid all the money last night, and you don't have any contact information, she won't Hang on to yours."

"..." Don't worry about it at all, okay?

Lu Bu sighed as if death was at home, and suddenly became depressed again.

MD, if you do this, your image will be at least negative. Now you don't know when you can get married.

Li Bai was awakened.

Sleeping until he was drowsy, he suddenly remembered that Han Xin's IV wouldn't last until dawn, and if he didn't change it in time, the blood would flow back when the bottle was empty.

He opened his eyes quickly, and sure enough, it was already dawn, Han Xin fell on top of him in disorder, Li Bai pushed him away two or three times, and quickly got up to look at the hanging bottle.

- Replaced with a new bottle.

"..."

What does this mean?This means that a nurse has already come in and changed in the middle of the night.

In other words... the scene where two people sleep together...

Li Bai wanted to die.

Afraid of what to come, the next second, the nurse came in pushing the cart.

"Are you awake?" It was a petite girl, "The patient doesn't need to continue after infusing this bottle of IV, just pay attention to the situation later."

"..." Li Bai stared at her intently.

"What's the matter, sir."

"Last night, no, you came in to change in the second half of the night?"

"It's me. I'm on duty at six o'clock, and it's not yet dawn at that time."

"So we..." So you also saw the obscene scene of the two gay guys hugging and sleeping.

The nurse stopped by the bed without blushing, "Wake up the patient and change the dressing. Although the injury is not serious, it must be handled with care."

"Oh..." Li Bai was a little guilty, and quickly shook Han Xin, "Han Xin, get up, change the medicine and go to sleep."

At this time the nurse spoke again, and smiled maliciously: "Do you two have a good relationship?"

Li Bai almost fell off the bed.

Han Xin finally opened his eyes in a daze, his mind still not fully awake, and he looked around blankly.

"Family, please get off the bed first?"

"...Sorry, I'll be right down."

Han Xin sat up from the bed with eyes full of resentment, and let the nurse rub medicine on his arm while dragging his voice and said in a low voice: "Please don't ask your doctor to prescribe me sleep medicine. I have been sleeping well since I was a child. Very much, now you are tormenting me so much that I am nearly depressed, and I can't wake up anyway." She said, shaking her head.

"This is personally approved by the dean, you need to rest." The nurse was neither humble nor overbearing.

"Your dean must be old and lack of energy and blood, right? You can't sleep well and you have to torment others. This kind of person usually dies early in middle age."

Nurse:"……"

Li Bai coughed a few times: "What do you want to eat? I'll go buy breakfast."

"Why are you going?" Han Xin grabbed his hand and smiled at the nurse, "Miss Nurse, I can't leave my boyfriend, can you do me a favor and buy us two breakfasts?"

"..."

"Really, I'm deaf and blind now, and I don't feel very safe."

Li Bai wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in: "Han Xin, can you please stop talking..."

"Okay, okay, don't sell it badly." The nurse tidied up the medicines and equipment neatly, and rolled her eyes contemptuously, "Can the porridge or rice noodles from the porridge and noodle restaurant downstairs be okay?"

"Okay, thank you very much, Miss Nurse!" Han Xin said and was about to pay, "You are really a good person, you save lives and heal the wounded, and care for couples..."

"My name is Daji!" Too lazy to tell Han Xinduo, the nurse turned and left pushing the cart.

"What are you doing?" Li Bai was dragged by Han Xin to sit down on the bed with great reluctance, "Don't be ashamed, Captain Han, how old are you, and you still lie to the little nurse?"

Han Xin didn't speak, he went up to hold his face, and kissed him with ease, half forcing the other party to cooperate with him to exchange ambiguous wet kisses, and he let go after several rounds of detours, and then the whole person suddenly seemed to be a different person, radiant , full of energy.

"...What are you doing?" Helpless and too lazy to explode, Li Bai just wiped the corner of his lips and asked weakly.

Han Xin said confidently: "The energy is not enough and needs to be replenished. Inhale the essence."

Li Bai was angry and funny: "I'm not a vixen."

"Isn't it that a vixen is better than a vixen, or are you actually the reincarnation of a vixen?"

"You're so short, why don't you come back? Go away!" Li Bai pressed hard on the man's forehead with his hand, and refused to resist Han Xin's second attack, half of his body was about to fall out of the bed.

Just when the two were at a stalemate, a weak cry suddenly came from outside the door.

"Sorry for disturbing you……"

"Fuck!" Li Bai was frightened by the person who suddenly pushed the door in, and this time he really rolled off the bed.

Han Xin didn't have time to pull him back, subconsciously looked back, suddenly startled: "...is it you?"

After Li Bai probed, he also recognized the person coming.

"I'm sorry! But I knocked on the door, and you didn't seem to hear, but someone was talking inside, so I came in...Brother, the news about your car accident on the elevated yesterday...The news headlines are all, I heard you I'm hospitalized, so come and see."

It was the girl who was abducted in the case of a family of four being kidnapped by robbers in the outskirts of the border of AB city a while ago.

Han Xin thought for a while, and the feedback from the other side was that her father was indeed sent to the No. [-] Hospital in City B for treatment.So it's not surprising to see her here.

But Han Xin is not concerned about this matter.

The girl came in with a box of things in her hand, and slowly handed it to Han Xin: "I don't know what you like to eat, so I just took some from my father..."

Li Bai got up and stood firm, and saw clearly that it was a box of delicately packaged mung bean cakes.

Han Xin took it naturally, took it apart neatly, and stuffed a piece into his mouth coherently. When Li Bai reacted and yelled, Han Xin was already chewing and thanking: "Thank you."

"Hey!...you can't eat this kind of food now!" Li Bai patted him hard, his expression almost looked like he would put his hand into Han Xin's throat and pick it out, "I told you that you can only eat liquid food——"

"It's okay, just a little bit of kindness." Han Xin casually turned his head, handed over another piece, and at the same time winked at Li Bai, "You want a piece too? Oh, yes, I have never understood, and I don't know how your father is doing. How is it?"

When he arrived, what he saw was a man who had been stabbed and was covered in blood. For a while, Han Xin felt that the man would not be able to hold on.

"My father has almost recovered," the girl said with a smile, "I will be discharged from the hospital in a few days, thank you brother for your concern."

Li Bai chewed the mung bean cake that tasted good, with 1 doubts in his heart, but he was suppressed by Han Xin's unclear eyes just now.

How did she know that Han Xin was hospitalized?So she is here?Also, her voice—

"By the way, I still don't know your name?"

"My surname is He, and my name is He Yao."

"You were the one who called the police and found the bomb in the sports center yesterday?" Han Xin looked at her fixedly, as if he could see something hidden in her quiet and soft appearance, but so far nothing was found.

"!" After being mentioned by Han Xin, Li Bai finally remembered.

——"Don't you think this voice is familiar?"

—— "Who? Do I know him?"

"It's me." The girl nodded calmly, "I thought sister Diao Chan told you all, she said that this time the police officers from City A also came to assist in the investigation and handling of the case. They helped me finish the transcript last night, and I went back gone."

"Why do you go to a tennis match?"

"I've been taking care of my dad in the hospital for a while. Yesterday, my mom told me to go out and relax for a day. I went to watch a tennis match with my friends. We all like tennis."

It was a coincidence that she was the one who found the bomb.

Li Bai didn't say much throughout the whole process, helping Han Xin carefully observe the micro-expressions and small movements on the other's face, while thinking about the messy whole process.

"Then how do you know which room I live in?"

"You were sent to the hospital last night. I happened to be there too. There was chaos downstairs. I saw Sister Diao Chan, so I went up and asked, thinking about coming back this morning... Sorry, didn't disturb you, did I?"

"It's okay, nothing." Fortunately, he had already kissed him before coming here.

"Actually, I came here this time," the girl suddenly became serious. "I came here specifically to thank the two brothers. Thank you for saving me. I was terrified at the time, and I always wanted to find a chance to thank you in person."

"..."

Suddenly being thanked very sincerely, Han Xin and Li Bai stared at each other, tongue-tied, not knowing how to answer for a moment.

"You are too polite, these are what we police should do..."

"No." The girl interrupted them forcefully, her eyes widened stubbornly, and finally a smile appeared on the corners of her mouth, saying something elusive and unclear: "Good people will be rewarded, brother."

"..."

For some reason, Han Xin always felt that there was something else in this sentence.

The girl stood up gracefully, "Then I will leave today and come to see you tomorrow, please have a good rest." Her gaze slowly moved away from Han Xin, and turned to Li Bai, her gaze was invincible It's just that he still didn't say anything in the end, so he bowed to the two of them, turned and left.

"Squeak".

After the door was gently closed, Li Bai patted Han Xin on the shoulder hard, thinking for a moment, "I think...she has a problem."

"Nonsense, didn't I give you hints just now?"

"I received it, that's why I haven't spoken! Otherwise, what do you think?"

"...Unexpectedly, we still have a tacit understanding."

"What exactly do you want to say?" I couldn't bear the virtue of him flirting with me once in three sentences.

"You will visit her father when you have time later. What is her name? He Yao, right? You can find out which room you live in after checking. Then there is the basic information of their family. I think it is a breakthrough. Do you have a way to do it?" a computer so I can go up to the database and look up their water meter—”

"Who are you looking for? What are you looking for?"

Lu Bu was very untimely. He pushed the door open and walked in violently, successfully disrupting the atmosphere, "Han Xin, what kind of monster do you want to be? Can you take a good rest?"

Han Xin: "..." Fuck, why are you here at this time.

Lu Bu seemed to be in a very bad mood, and he hurled insults at Han Xin inhumanely: "Do you know how much trouble you have caused to the whole team because you acted alone? How many people stayed with you in City B. It was a mess and there was no discipline. Word!"

Daji also came in at this time with the breakfast she bought from downstairs, but found that something was wrong, she didn't dare to act rashly, walked up to Diaochan and stood beside her, whispering: "Sister Diaochan, what's wrong with this? "

"Shh." Diao Chan smiled and made a silent gesture, "The team from the neighboring city is cleaning up the house."

"Neighboring city team? Isn't that you..."

Diao Chan caught a glimpse of the bag in her hand, "You are... when did you change your job as a delivery man?"

"What are you talking about, look at your colleagues, the top beam is not upright and the bottom beam is crooked, none of them are easy to deal with, and they demand so much, do they look like a policeman?!" Daji's resentment was hard to appease.

"Okay." I rubbed Daji's head habitually, "Take you out for shopping and dinner on weekends, and this time I will help my sister and me. You are one of the few people in my hospital who I can trust, so I must you Come and watch, I don't worry about the others."

"..." Daji pouted, and finally hummed "Mmm" reluctantly.

"You still want to sneak out to handle the case? I'm going to let you know what it means to be crushed to death by a senior official!"

Han Xin raised his head unhappily, and took some time to sit and watch what kind of moth Lu Bu planned to make.

"From now on, documents, guns and other case-handling equipment will be confiscated, and law enforcement powers will be suspended. You just stay here honestly and write a [-]-word self-criticism."

"... Tsk." Han Xin glanced at Lu Bu disdainfully, sniffed, and suddenly his eyes lit up, "I say, Captain Lu."

Word by word, he magically yelled Captain Lu, even Lu Bu was a little surprised, and took half a step back vigilantly: "What are you doing, what kind of demon do you want to be?"

"The smell of perfume on your body... did you go to the room last night?"

Lu Bu: "..."

Li Bai: "..."

"It smells like a brand I know, but the smell is too cheap, it's probably an imitation," Han Xinchu calmly scanned the people in the room one by one, and continued: "So, the person who had the room with you last night People, shouldn’t they be Diao Chan?”

Diao Chan: "..."

Lu Bu: "...you fucking shut up for me."

"What are you doing?" Han Xin said more and more vigorously, "You vented your anger on me early in the morning when you were in a bad mood. I think you are the one who came to work with personal emotions and intentionally destroyed the harmony between other people's husbands and wives, right?"

Li Bai gently tugged on Han Xin's sleeve, "Han Xin...don't say a few words!" Working with Lu Bu, Li Bai is very clear about what the various expressions on this guy's face represent. Down will be a bloody storm.

"Heh!" Lu Bu suddenly sneered.

Sure enough, the next second he pushed his hands behind his back, took out the handcuffs, and the next second he stepped forward with a bang——

Handcuffed Han Xin's left hand, which was not infused, to the head of the bed.

Then he swung his arm vigorously, his biceps and triceps bulged at the same time, and with the strength of throwing a shot put, he threw the key out of the window.

The key drew a vague arc in the beautiful morning sky, and then disappeared completely, never to be seen again.

Han Xin: "?"

"It's done, let's work together." Clapping his hands, he finally let out a bad breath. Lu Bu suddenly felt free to breathe, and he no longer had to worry about being angry with Han Xin, "You just stay here, Li Bai, let me take good care of him. We Let's go, and I have to go to the B city police station."

Han Xin: "???"

Lu Bu turned around, held his head high, and walked out of the ward step by step with his triangular shoulders in high spirits.

"——hahahaha!!" After Lu Bu left, Li Bai suddenly fell to the ground, laughing uncontrollably, similarly insane, quite like that day Hanxin's demeanor of pretending to be blind.

Han Xin: "..."

"Oh, man is doing it, and the sky is watching." Li Bai propped his hands behind his back, half leaning over, laughing so hard that he lost his image, "Feng Shui turns around, Han Xin, you always have to pay it back when you come out to play."

"Officer Han Xin, hurry up and eat the rice noodles," Daji hurried up to ease the atmosphere, "otherwise I won't be able to eat it.... Oh, the back of your hand! Why are they all swollen?! I don't know if you're getting an infusion, so you can't move around. !"

Han Xin was still in a dazed state, and replied instinctively: "...I was excited just now..."

"Come on, don't you think about it! From now on, you can't move, use the other hand to eat..."

Before Daji finished speaking, she saw the other hand that was handcuffed to the head of the bed.

Daji: "...cough... Well, since both hands are inconvenient to move, the family members can help feed it."

Li Bai: "...?"

Daji: "Why are you looking at me like that? Otherwise, should I feed you? I still have to go to the ward rounds. I don't have time to spend here with you. Hurry up and replenish the patient's energy in time."

Li Bai: "?!"

Daji: "I put it here, I'm leaving!"

After finishing speaking, he turned around and fled.

Li Bai: "..."

After staring at Li Bai for three seconds, seeing his expression change rapidly, it was finally Han Xin's turn to smile frantically.

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

Li Bai: "..."

"Oh, man is doing it, and the sky is watching," he replied verbatim, "Feng Shui turns around, Li Bai, if you come out to mess around, you will have to pay it back sooner or later."

"..."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry." I've never been so grateful for Lu Bu's depravity for a second.

Li Bai's expression was as if he was constipated, and he held it in for a long time before he gritted his teeth and squeezed out a sentence——

"...You...you just fucking starve to death!!"

TBC