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Zhou Weiying was very happy to shut up. Facing the camera, he really didn't know what to say, and he couldn't imitate Fang Huan's enthusiasm for talking to the camera for a long time and still being very happy.

He was just stiff, very stiff.

Fang Huan did some pre-makeup work for him, and rubbed his fingers on his face. Fang Huan asked, "Why don't you talk?"

"Didn't you tell me to stop talking?" Zhou Weiying asked back.

"You are really boring!" Fang Huan was dissatisfied again, "I talked dryly for a long time by myself, and I didn't even have any effect on the show!"

Zhou Weiying asked helplessly, "What do you want me to say?"

Fang Huan said: "Can't you show some curiosity about fairy cosmetics? Don't you ask me what these are?"

Zhou Weiying immediately pointed to the thing in Fang Huan's hand and asked, "Then what is this?"

"French treasure." Fang Huan squeezed a lump onto Zhou Weiying's face.Zhou Weiying didn't know what French Dabao was at all, but only smelled a faint scent of jasmine tea, and asked, "It smells good, is it expensive?"

Fang Huan said: "It's not expensive, it's only about a hundred yuan."

Zhou Weiying paused, and asked Fang Huan: "Why are you using such cheap ones for me? Don't you have a lot of very, very expensive ones?"

Fang Huan was shocked, his eyes widened, his fingers were hanging in the air, he didn't know what to answer.He never thought that Zhou Weiying would find such a tricky angle, and ask such an ordinary question.There was an awkward yet funny subtle atmosphere in the video. Fang Huan patted Zhou Weiying's face lightly and said, "Don't talk so much nonsense! Use whatever I give you! I will use my lady for you." Have you tasted the mystery of the face cream? Can your city wall skin absorb it? Don’t ask such boring questions!”

"Hey, I haven't asked you yet." Zhou Weiying said, "How much is the most expensive of your pile of bottles?"

Fang Huan was still concentrating on his work, and said casually, "Face cream? More than 1."

Hearing the price, Zhou Weiying's pupils trembled, and he turned to look at Fang Huan. Fang Huan also stared at Zhou Weiying in shock, and there was a few seconds of silence in the video.

"I didn't spend your money!" Fang Huan angrily turned Zhou Weiying's face to the screen, "You unemployed middle-aged man, don't add drama here!"

"...All right." Zhou Weiying lost his temper completely.

Fang Huan has two faces to Zhou Weiying and the camera.Facing Zhou Weiying, he could still exude a sweet smile at the beginning, but he couldn't hold back soon. Zhou Weiying's reactions and questions always made him fail, and all kinds of 360-degree VR big eyes rolled up.The barrage was full of "hahahahaha" drifting by, Zhou Weiying swore that he was not deliberately looking for the effect of the show, but he sat with Fang Huan, the collision of people belonging to two completely different extreme worlds is called Viewers are reluctant to turn off the video.

"I realized that I really haven't observed you so closely." Fang Huan suddenly said, "Why do you only wash your face with tap water every day, and your skin is so good?"

Zhou Weiying didn't know what to say was the correct answer, so he could only ask, "What else?"

Unfortunately, he just answered a negative answer, and Fang Huan pouted and said, "Why are you so annoying!" However, he quickly smiled at the camera and said, "Sisters watching this video, remember, If your boyfriend’s skin is in good condition and there are no blemishes, you don’t have to use foundation. You also know that straight men hate wearing makeup on their faces. If you really want him to look sharp, you can try using makeup cream The function of Su Yan Cream is very single, that is, to brighten the skin tone. The advantage is that it is almost as burdensome as face cream. Besides, it really does not cover blemishes at all. Don’t imagine that it can achieve the effect of liquid foundation.”

He applied a little makeup cream on Zhou Weiying's face to brighten Zhou Weiying's skin tone, then took out the concealer, tapped it with a brush, and continued: "The concealer still needs to be covered, such as black Eye circles, some small acne marks on the face, just lightly cover them up, and then use a brush to set the makeup a little bit, and it’s done! Girls who want to sleep more and are too lazy to get up in the morning can also try it With this method, you can go out after drawing your eyebrows and putting on lipstick. But don’t try it on blemish skin, just obediently put on foundation.”

Fang Huan's hands were quick, and Zhou Weiying's eyebrows were drawn in a few strokes.He didn't do much, just stretched Zhou Weiying's eyebrows a little bit, and it immediately became the effect of sword eyebrows in the ancient style.His nose was originally very straight, Fang Huan just added a little shadow to his eye sockets near the root of the mountain, I can't tell how Zhou Weiying has changed, but it is much more subtle and beautiful than before.

Even Fang Huan himself stared at Zhou Weiying for a long time, with twinkling stars in his eyes, and then put his arms around Zhou Weiying's arm and said coquettishly: "Oh, why is my husband so handsome! I don't want you to go out, okay?" I'm afraid you will be robbed while walking on the road!"

Zhou Weiying looked at the mirror again.

He is not the kind of slovenly and unkempt person. Because of his profession, he will carefully choose suitable suits and accessories, and he will pack himself up before going out, but he has never thought about modifying his face.All he can do is wash his face, shave his beard, and keep it looking fresh and natural.

And just now Fang Huan gave him a lot of trouble, he couldn't see any traces of makeup on his face, but he was not blind, he could realize that he really looked better.

So... miraculous?

Zhou Weiying turned his head to look at Fang Huan, his eyes met Fang Huan's nympho gaze, Zhou Weiying asked, "Does it look good?"

"Of course!" Fang Huan said exaggeratedly, "My husband is the most handsome in the universe!"

In fact, Fang Huan seldom calls Zhou Weiying "husband" in private. He still likes to call him "uncle", or simply calls him by his name when he is angry.After a long time, Zhou Weiying is not used to Fang Huan calling himself that.But once in a while, it's a wonderful feeling.Because of Fang Huanbai, acting like a baby is more extreme than many girls. When I first met him, I found it extremely unbearable. After I really got to know Fang Huan and his temper, I felt a little cute.

At this time last year, even if Zhou Weiying was killed, he would never have thought that such a day would happen to him.

No one doesn't like to be praised, Zhou Weiying was a little embarrassed, he just smiled, Fang Huan also smiled, and then kissed him on the face.

At that time, the barrage exploded, densely packed with "ahhhhhhh", "awsl", and all kinds of tiger and wolf words.At the beginning, Fang Huan was worried that he would not be able to pass the review. Maybe the people who reviewed his video were moved by such a sincere and pure love. For the sake of just a little kiss on the cheek, he slipped his hand and let him go.

"If you just want to watch boys' makeup or tutorials for lazy people, you can finish here. Next..." Fang Huan laughed evilly "hehe", "The main topic has begun!"

Zhou Weiying noticed that the atmosphere had begun to change, and asked warily, "What are you doing?"

"Make up." Fang Huan said naturally.

Zhou Weiying frowned and asked, "Isn't it already painted?"

"Fart!" Fang Huan said, pointing at the orchid, "Without eye shadow, eyeliner, eyelashes, highlighter, blush and big sequins, how can it be called makeup?" He conjured up a bunch of cosmetics from the table, facing Zhou Weiying The smile became brighter.Zhou Weiying dodged back, and the whole person exited the range of the screen, only a voice could be heard: "No! You didn't tell me! Why are you doing this suddenly? Didn't you say you are not allowed to mess with me?"

"What am I doing to you?" Fang Huan said, "I can't even ask for a painting if I ask for it, so stop talking nonsense!" He went to catch Zhou Weiying, and both of them were out of the frame.Liu Yinan made special effects for the video here. There was a burst of snowflakes, just like the signal was unstable. Then the BGM of Animal World suddenly sounded, and various animals ran wildly.

After Uncle Zhao Zhongxiang's magnetic classic line "It's the season of animal mating again", after a "beep", the screen changed to Fang Huan and Zhou Weiying.

There are yellow question marks floating across the video.

After a battle of wits and courage, Fang Huan finally succeeded in pressing Zhou Weiying on the chair, and forcibly put another layer of foundation on him. Zhou Weiying's expression gradually disappeared, and the feeling of being putty finally appeared. It made him seem to be having difficulty breathing.After putting on the putty, he felt that his face was covered with a thick layer of flour again, and the flying smoke choked his nose.

Fang Huan deprived him of the freedom to look in the mirror, and he could only see his own face from the monitor, which was covered in white powder, as if someone had thrown flour on his head.

"I'll emphasize it again! If you don't want to take off your makeup, you must press the loose powder firmly!" Fang Huan took the powder puff and pressed it hard on Zhou Weiying's nose and cheeks, "It's the feeling of pressing powder into the pores! This is where the sense of security comes from!"

"I rely on you to be gentle!" Zhou Weiying said, "Are you going to suffocate me?"

Fang Huan said: "Tools can't talk!" He turned from being cute since he was a child to a superb stepmother, teaching the camera again, "If you want the eye shadow to be firm and colorful, let me use the eye primer!" He has already made up his mind, intending to draw a super exaggerated European and American makeup for Zhou Weiying. Except that the eyebrows are not sealed, the eye makeup is almost catching up with dragqueen.He was so excited at the thought of this that he almost hummed a little tune.

From the beginning of eye makeup, Zhou Weiying has completely lost his soul.Fang Huan used red, purple, pink and brown as the outline and main color of the entire eye socket, and used silver pearl eye shadow as the base for the truncated part, and put a large glitter in the center of the eyeball.In order to enhance the lines of the eyes, Fang Huan used black eyeliner to open Zhou Weiying's eyes.

This is a technical job, Fang Huan said: "Don't move! Don't blink!"

Zhou Weiying said while shedding tears: "How can you not move! You're going to poke me blind!"

"How can my technique blind you!" Fang Huan said, "Don't move anymore! Move again and hit you!"

Zhou Weiying gave up on himself: "You beat me to death!"

The bickering between the two is the source of happiness for all the audience, especially watching Zhou Weiying being tortured by Fang Huan is even more fun, the video is full of laughter.

Fang Huan finally drew the eyeliner on Zhou Weiying. After Zhou Weiying tried his best to open his eyes for a long time, he was finally able to blink. Before he closed his eyes, Fang Huan's heavy punch came and attacked him: "Don't squeeze!" Eyes! It took so much effort to draw them! Are you going to piss me off! I'm really going crazy!"

The soulless Zhou Weiying even lost his rebellious temper. Fang Huan took the opportunity to stick a pair of super exaggerated false eyelashes on him, cleaned off the excess powder on his face with a powder brush, and then put on contouring blush And Gao Guang, Zhou Weiying was about to collapse when he finally took out his lipstick.

"Open your mouth, ah—" Fang Huan coaxed Zhou Weiying to say, "Good uncle, be obedient!"

Zhou Weiying ducked back subconsciously, and Fang Huan's mouth immediately pouted.At this time, Liu Yinan appeared again in the late stage of the gods. The picture was frozen, and everything became slow motion. Zhou Weiying's body leaned forward, and with the climax of the grass-mud horse ghost animal version "This Is Love", he slowly opened his mouth. Mouth.

The audience of the video burst into laughter, saying that Uncle Zhou has true love for Little Rose, and that Little Rose is good at controlling her husband.

It's true that since ancient times, straight men are afraid of mother-in-law, and strong men are afraid of pestering men.

After a lot of iron and blood ravages, Fang Huan finally completed his transformation of Zhou Weiying: the exaggerated pink eye makeup looks a bit dreamy because of the presence of silver, and the gold under the eyes is the finishing touch.The eyelashes are as long as a fan, and he thoughtfully glued rhinestones at the end of the eyelashes.Both the contouring and bronzer powders are lethal doses, and the blush and contouring are applied together.The highlights of the cheekbones and eyebrow arches seem to be free of money, one by one is blind, don't ask him what is disco.

The most deadly thing was the flaming red lips. Fang Huan also had a mole on the corner of Zhou Weiying's mouth.

"It's done!" Fang Huan clapped his hands very satisfied, fixed Zhou Weiying's head with both hands, and forced him to look at the camera with him, and said disgustedly like a gossiping old bustard, "Oh! Who's girl! Beautiful dead!"

The screen switched to an emoji of Concubine Xian making her head in a palace drama of the Qing Dynasty.

Zhou Weiying always wanted to move, Fang Huan clasped his head and said, "Don't keep moving! Don't move!" He stuffed Zhou Weiying with a mirror, and Zhou Weiying took a close look at the mirror with the determination to die in myself.

He is no longer an old subway man looking at his mobile phone, he has become a silent and frozen Ma Jingtao.

At this time, the woman Liu Yinan appeared again in the late stage of God. When Zhou Weiying opened his mouth in surprise, the climactic dolphin part of "Opera" suddenly appeared, which perfectly matched Zhou Weiying's mouth shape, as if it was uttered by him It sounded like a scream.The picture also began to shake with the frequency of the sound, and finally turned into black and white, and shattered into slag.

Fang Huan didn't feel anything when he recorded it, but after seeing Liu Yinan's post-production, he almost burst into tears from laughter.He swore that he would never let Zhou Weiying see the finished product, otherwise Zhou Weiying would tear down the whole building.

How can a serious uncle stand this kind of bullying?

Sure enough, the audience began to add chicken legs to the late sister, and even suggested that Fang Huan send the video to the ghost animal area, maybe a new star will rise.

After the video was posted for a while, Fang Huan's news exploded. Fans and sisters, after watching the video, they all asked him to write a long review.Especially his little sister, the sourness of envy can be seen in the words.How many roads have been repaired in the previous life to find such a loving, handsome, good-looking and attractive husband in this life!

Fang Huan replied very calmly: "Isn't it because I am a fairy drinking dew?"

The little sister immediately answered him: "Fart, you are a goblin who drank X liquid!"

Fang Huan maintained the attitude of "don't listen or listen to bastard chanting scriptures", because they are all envious and jealous!

Of course, this is just the glamor in front of people.After Zhou Weiying finished recording this video, he was in a bad mood, he was dirty, it was true, he was full of doubts about life.Fang Huan coaxed him for a long time because of this, and swore to God that he would never record such a video for Zhou Weiying again, and stayed at home as a child for a few days. Not fermented anymore.

"Why don't you mess with me too?" Fang Huan said, "I'll let you draw whatever you want!"

Zhou Weiying said, "Who's going to mess with you? What am I doing when I'm free?"

"Don't you want to mess with me anymore?" Fang Huanxi held his heart together, "Are you no longer interested in my body?!"

Zhou Weiying was speechless: "Where do you give me to cool off and stay there?"

In the end, it ended with Fang Huan acting like an autistic mushroom.

Zhou Weiying wasn't really angry with Fang Huan, the main reason was that Fang Huan gave him a strong dose of medicine, and he couldn't calm down for a while.

The popularity of this video remains high, Fang Huan's reputation is there, plus Zhou Weiying is really handsome, and the dry goods in the video are also very funny, not to mention people who like beauty makeup will watch it, even casually looking for fun Netizens all came to join in the fun.

Everyone sighed that this kind of fairy tale can only happen to "other people's boyfriends".

Am I missing cosmetics?Am I short of money?Am I missing technology?

What I lack is a boyfriend!

Fans always like to lick their faces. With Zhou Weiying as the official palace, the people who were cute Fang Huan and Chu Xun suddenly became cults.The cuteness doesn't mean that you can change it if you can change it. They just follow the model of getting along with Chu Xun and Fang Huan. After his CP was completely strangled to death, he could only edit "The Truth Is False" with tears in his eyes.

Chu Xun, who is far away in the United States, didn't know about this matter at all. He had been busy these past few months and thought about a lot of things. Just when everyone started to react and found that Chu Xun had disappeared for a long time, he Send a message to Fang Huan, saying that he is going back to China.