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Fang Huan knew at first sight that Zhou Weiying hated him.

Fang Huan is too familiar with this situation, but he is not a good-tempered person. Zhou Weiying made him aware of this subtle atmosphere, so he doesn't intend to make Zhou Weiying feel comfortable.

Money is hard to earn, shit is hard to eat, and the money you earn is the anger you get, this is the truth that Fang Huan is familiar with.He doesn't like to make things difficult for others, but Zhou Weiying's first indifference and contemptuous eyes aroused his self-protection barrier. There is no reason not to accept such a rush to give someone's head.

Fang Huan casually teased Zhou Weiying a few words, and seeing Zhou Weiying's brows lowered, Fang Huan was very happy to see that angry but unable to break out.He smiled, took off the pair of big sunglasses that could cover half of his face, then took out the powder from the kelly bag casually thrown on the floor, pressed lightly on both sides of the bridge of his nose a few times, and used his fingers to Picking up the eyelashes like a small fan, he looked at Zhou Weiying with a smile.

Fang Huan's eye makeup is very beautiful, the outer circle is a large area of ​​pink smudge, the eyelids are cutcrease, the end of the eyes is gradually transitioning to dark brown, with long and curly false eyelashes and full eye sockets, it is A very nice little smoky with deep eyes.

The tall and flowing eyeliner makes these eyes more coquettish. Fang Huan likes this kind of eyeliner. After all, the eyeliner is not ruthless and his position is not stable.

But Zhou Weiying couldn't appreciate these things at all, he just felt vulgar, and even Fang Huan's perfume smelled even more coquettish.

It's just a chicken - Zhou Weiying thought so.

"Uncle Zhou, do you have anything else to say?" Fang Huan asked.

Zhou Weiying said: "Today is mainly for us to meet and get acquainted with each other. Oh, by the way, I have an evaluation of your video content and some future arrangements. You can take it back and have a look. We can communicate directly about any ideas." He handed the stack of papers on the table to Fang Huan, but Fang Huan pressed him down and said, "It's a lot of fun to talk about work as soon as you come, does Uncle Zhou drink coffee? "

"No, thank you." Zhou Weiying politely refused, wanting to hurry up and leave.

"Drinking tea? You're too middle-aged. You have to eat, right?" Fang Huan made it clear that he didn't want to end Zhou Weiying's pain so quickly, and tried every means to delay the time.

Zhou Weiying said: "I always order takeaway for my meals, you must not be used to it, right?"

Fang Huan ignored his words at all, and said with a smile: "It will be noon in a while. When I came here, I saw that there are quite a lot of places to eat around here. Let's go out to eat?" His words have reached such a point, Zhou Weiying It would be too polite to avoid it again, he thought for a while and said, "Okay, then let's go have a meal together at noon."

In normal times, Zhou Weiying must just find a decent place to have some work meals, but for some reason today, after agreeing to have lunch with Fang Huan, he talked to Fang Huan about his work plan, but in his mind Been wondering what to eat.He knew that Fang Huan was from Chongqing, so he took Fang Huan to eat old Beijing boiled mutton by accident.

And it's a house of flies hidden in the alley.

Fang Huan's appearance attracts attention wherever he goes. Under those short-term gazes of surprise or curiosity, he followed Zhou Weiying into the store with his bag on his back, and he was extremely out of tune with the environment. .His style should appear in the show, not in a dirty stall full of mutton smell, causing a commotion.

Zhou Weiying watched Fang Huan move slowly in the narrow aisle for fear of rubbing his clothes, and his heart seemed to finally let out a little bit of anger.

After sitting down, Fang Huan wiped the table with a paper towel for a long time, looking at the layer of old oil on the table with a delicate expression.The dishes arranged by Zhou Weiying came out quickly. For the convenience of serving the dishes, the little boss took a sip of the Beijing movie and said to Fang Huan, "Girl, let me go."

Fang Huan turned around and said, "Okay." He raised his fingers to move the chair.

The little boss was stunned, Fang Huan smiled, and Zhou Weiying said to the little boss, "Don't talk to him." The little boss hurriedly finished serving the dishes, and ran away in a hurry.

Zhou Weiying sighed, Fang Huan refused to comment on his bad joke, and handed Fang Huan a sesame sauce dish.

"I only eat oil dishes." Fang Huan emphasized, "Hot pot should eat oil dishes. No one eats sesame sauce, and those who eat sesame sauce are all different types."

"Old Beijing mutton eats sesame sauce." Zhou Weiying added half a bowl of coriander to Fang Huan, and Fang Huan immediately frowned and said, "I don't eat coriander!"

Zhou Weiying said: "I've never seen coriander in the sesame sauce of hot-boiled meat. Do you like it or not." He threw the small bowl aside, took two mouthfuls of meat, and picked up another one. Fried Wotou started to smear stinky tofu.

Fang Huan pinched his nose and said with disgust, "Why do you eat this kind of thing?"

"It's delicious." Zhou Weiying took a new piece, wiped a whole piece of stinky tofu on it, and brought it to Fang Huan's mouth, "Try it."

Fang Huan frowned and stepped back: "Female stars don't eat this kind of thing."

Zhou Weiying said: "Really? Has Zhao Ke heard of it? I took her with me, and she likes to eat this most after watching."

"She is her, I am me." Fang Huan said, "It's different, I don't compare myself to others."

"How do you know it's different if you don't try it?" Zhou Weiying wanted to see Fang Huan's jokes, so he moved his hands forward again, and the stinky tofu was almost stuck to the corner of Fang Huan's mouth.The smell filled Fang Huan's nose, and Fang Huan went crazy, thinking it was the legendary stench of straight men.

He couldn't lose his composure, and couldn't lose his temper in front of this dead straight man, so he bit his lip, rolled his eyes, and said, "Okay, Uncle Zhou, if you feed me, I'll eat." With an expressionless expression, he stretched out his hand and grabbed Zhou Weiying's clothes, shaking it crookedly, and opened his mouth slightly.

Zhou Weiying was disgusted, and immediately withdrew his hand, because he felt the fiery gossip of the little boss in front of him.In order to cover up his embarrassment and shame, he subconsciously took a bite of the steamed bun slices, and the thick layer of stinky tofu made him choked up.

"Fuck me." Zhou Weiying cursed secretly, and took a sip of beer.Fang Huan beside him smiled so brilliantly.

The two of you came and went to attack each other secretly. Although neither of them got any real benefits, the meal was extremely hot.Zhou Weiying was sweating profusely, and wiped the sweat from his forehead with a tissue. He glanced at Fang Huan out of the corner of his eye. Fang Huan's silver hair was also soaked in sweat and stuck to his cheeks, and thin sweat came out of his nose.

Fang Huan realized that Zhou Weiying was looking at him, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Zhou Weiying said, "Your face..."

"Ah!" Fang Huan's first reaction was that he took off his makeup, and quickly took out the powder and looked in the mirror. His face was just sweating, but the base makeup was still intact and in good condition.Only then did he heave a sigh of relief, calm down and wipe off his sweat, and added a little makeup.

"As for that?" Zhou Weiying was quite disgusted, "Eat a meal and put on makeup, is it a lot of effort?"

"It's easy to take off your makeup when you sweat, and your face will look ugly in pieces." Fang Huan made sure that his face was safe, and then took out lipstick and painted it on his mouth, "Oh, why am I telling you this? You men I don't understand at all."

"We are men?" Zhou Weiying snorted, and his eyes involuntarily glanced down at Fang Huan, "Aren't you?"

Fang Huan put his legs together, looked at Zhou Weiying, winked and said, "I'm a fairy."

Zhou Weiying looked at Fang Huan and didn't even know what to say for a while.When it comes to motherfuckers, he has seen quite a few, not to mention those starlets who can't be named, just a lot of makeup artists, but there is really no one who can make "mother" in public like Fang Huan. This word is implemented so thoroughly, so calmly, and so proudly.

Forget about it, mother, still shaking coquettishly, what's the matter?

The worst thing is, why does such a dick fall on top of his own head?

Zhou Weiying couldn't help feeling sad, looking at the bubbling copper pot, and then at the stinky Fang Huan beside him, he suddenly lost the mood to eat, took out a tissue and wiped his mouth indiscriminately, got up and went to the front desk to pay the bill .

"How much? I'll transfer it to you." Fang Huan took out his phone.

"No, I invite you." Zhou Weiying ignored Fang Huan.

Fang Huan said: "You don't get paid for nothing, why should I ask you to hire me? It's not that I don't have money. I haven't added your WeChat yet, so I'll transfer it to you, let's AA."

Zhou Weiying refused: "It's really unnecessary, I don't have much money, and it's not hard enough."

The little boss didn't see too much of this kind of polite checkout scene, so he typed out the list and put it on the counter, and asked, "Who is the two of you?"

"Me." Zhou Weiying said with a dark face, "Don't talk to him."

The little boss said: "Why are you angry when you bring it out for dinner? Who is the knot? Come on, you have a total of 230 seven, and seven yuan is for you to wipe it off." He looked at Zhou Weiying with a stinky face, and then looked Fang Huan, who looked like a monster, laughed awkwardly when he thought of what happened before.

Zhou Weiying settled the bill quickly, but Fang Huan held him down before he could reach out his hand.Zhou Weiying growled subconsciously: "Are you finished?"

"Why are you so loud? Scaring me?" Fang Huan grabbed Zhou Weiying's hand and rubbed it tightly. Awkward? Okay, okay, I know you guys want to save face, so I won't say anything, okay?"

The little boss didn't know where to put his eyes, so he could only stare straight at the calculator.

Zhou Weiying was stunned, and quickly pulled out his hand in the next second, as if his heart had been pecked by a chicken.

He's dirty, really.

The little boss pretended to be busy, and immediately went to greet other guests.Zhou Weiying felt that everyone around him was looking at him and making fun of him, his face became darker, and he couldn't vent his breath, so he gave Fang Huan a look and left the restaurant quickly.

Fang Huan followed closely behind, Zhou Weiying stopped suddenly, and Fang Huan bumped into his back.This collision completely knocked away Zhou Weiying's last rationality as a human being, he turned around and said angrily, "Why don't you have eyes when you walk?"

"What do you mean I don't have long eyes when I walk?" Fang Huan said, "It was obviously you who stopped suddenly, okay?"

"Then you don't know how to watch?" Zhou Weiying raised his voice, "Why are you pretending to be blind while wearing sunglasses?"

Fang Huan took off his sunglasses: "You surnamed Zhou, don't look for trouble!"

"I'm not looking for something?" Zhou Weiying's dissatisfaction was all provoked by Fang Huan. He wanted to explode, and he didn't want to be a decent social person at all, so he shouted, "You fucking have nothing to do with me!" Well? Are we familiar? Huh?"

Fang Huan said: "I'm kidding you, can't you? Your hands are made of gold, so you can't touch them?"

"Do you think this is appropriate in a public place? Let me tell you that this is sexual harassment!" Zhou Weiying said, "I've tolerated you all morning! Believe it or not, I'll hire [-] sailors to scold you every day!"

"Who's afraid of whom?" Fang Huan said with his waist in his hand, "I've never lost a fight! You're a dead straight man, go practice for 100 years and then play with me in Liaozhai! Besides, I'll harass you? My old lady is harassing you, a divorced old man, at a young age? You don’t even take a piss to take care of yourself? You put up with me all morning? Talk like I’m happy to see you? I put up with you One extra meal in the morning!"

Zhou Weiying said, "Do you mean to disgust me?"

"Don't you hate me?" Fang Huan sneered.

"Okay, since we both hate each other, don't see each other if we have nothing to do in the future." Zhou Weiying said, "You and I signed a work contract, so don't bother me except for work."

Fang Huan said, "I'll give this to you too." After speaking, he flicked his hair and walked to the side of the road to take a taxi. He just waved and saw Zhou Weiying coming over, and said, "Why are you here?"

"I'll take a taxi home!"

"Call over the road!"

"I'm fucking going home this way!"

"Then you don't know how to take the subway?"

"Why don't you take the subway?"

"Because fairies never take the subway!"

Zhou Weiying was so angry that Fang Huan was speechless, and he just wanted to hit someone with his fists clenched.Fortunately, the taxi came at this time, and Fang Huan jumped into the car and ran away, otherwise no one can guarantee whether there will be any social news events.

Along the way, Zhou Weiying's head was filled with the sound of Fang Huan cock crowing.This person's voice is not sharp at all, but has a gentle tone. Why is it so annoying to quarrel?It was like a wheel had run over a hundred screaming chickens.

The more Zhou Weiying thought about it, the more angry he became. He went home with a stomachful of choking medicine. The taxi drove to the underground garage of the community where he was renting. After paying the bill, Zhou Weiying walked quickly to the elevator room.

"Wait a minute!" Zhou Weiying subconsciously blocked the elevator door that was about to close, and the person inside pressed the door to open, Zhou Weiying flashed in, "Thank you..."

"Why are you?" Fang Huan stood in the elevator and asked in shock, "You followed me?"

"I followed you?" Zhou Weiying pointed at himself and said incredulously, "I still want to ask why you appeared in my elevator!"

"Your elevator?" Fang Huan said, "I'll go back to my own home!"

After Zhou Weiying came in, he didn't press the floor. The elevator carried them all the way up. After stopping on a certain floor, Fang Huan walked out of the elevator, and at the same time, Zhou Weiying also came out.

The two looked at each other, and Fang Huan asked, "Do you live here?"

"Otherwise?" Zhou Weiying said coldly.

Fang Huan immediately said: "I don't believe it! You are following me!"

Zhou Weiying was irritable: "I rely on you to be poisonous, right? Where did you get such a big face? Why didn't you follow me?"

Fang Huan said: "That's fine, you open the door of your house, and I believe you are going home."

Zhou Weiying said: "You'd better open the door of your house too, don't pretend you didn't bring the key."

Fang Huan immediately turned his head to a door, pressed his finger on the lock, and the door opened.He turned his head and said mockingly to Zhou Weiying: "I'm sorry, uncle, my house has a fingerprint lock, and keys are more suitable for old-fashioned straight men."

At this time Zhou Weiying also opened the door of his own house, and the two looked at each other, and discovered a horrifying fact: the two of them are really neighbors at the opposite door!

Fang Huan was very upset, and Zhou Weiying was even more upset, because Fang Huan had a large apartment with three bedrooms and two living rooms, while he himself had a compact one-bedroom and one living room.

Damn why?