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A thunderbolt split Zhou Weiying's mind.

For the first time in his life, he experienced what a thunderbolt from a blue sky is like, and it was more terrifying than knowing that his artist suddenly took drugs, cheated, and changed sex at the same time.He felt like he should do something, but he couldn't, nothing but a buzzing in his head.

The upper body and the lower body are two sets of processing systems, which may be the biggest bug in human beings.

Zhou Weiying felt that he was really dirty this time.

"Uncle." Fang Huan's voice was as low as a cat's, "Would you like to try it, I'm fine." He could feel the presence of Zhou Weiying, and the direct stimulation made him feel very itchy.He felt that Zhou Weiying had beaten his wild man away, and that Zhou Weiying would be responsible for solving his current needs.

Isn't that what brokers are supposed to do?

Zhou Weiying's face was flushed, and thin sweat broke out on his forehead.Fang Huan's hair is long, he is wearing a beautiful cheongsam, his body is tender and white, and his face is also very beautiful... It is not an exaggeration to say that he looks like a woman, and his personality is also the same, even more delicate than a woman.If you don't think about it deliberately, if you don't deliberately...

"Try your mother!" Zhou Weiying pushed Fang Huan down.Fang Huan felt exhausted, and rolled from the bed to the floor, his hair sticking to his face, extremely messy, he was blindfolded, raised his head and looked at Zhou Weiying blankly, as if he didn't know what happened.

"What the hell are you..." Zhou Weiying jumped up and wanted to scold Fang Huan, he wanted to ask Fang Huan if he wanted to be ashamed and if he had any sense of shame.But seeing Fang Huan like that, all his words got stuck in his throat.Fang Huan's eyes were confused and helpless, he was completely different from the slutty look just now.Zhou Weiying was very excited, he was angry, but he was also extremely embarrassed, what qualifications did he have to teach Fang Huan a lesson?Is he himself noble?Wouldn't there be such an unbearable reaction?

How could he...

Fang Huan slowly got up, reached out to hug Zhou Weiying's neck, and said softly, "Do you want it or not?"

Zhou Weiying vigorously pressed Fang Huan on the bed, and Fang Huan suddenly became very happy. He unbuttoned his neck by himself, and muttered, "It's so difficult... Uncle, you tore my skirt open it……"

"Aren't you sleepy?" Zhou Weiying covered Fang Huan's body with the quilt backhand, and pressed it down, "Go to sleep, good night." Then he decided to leave in embarrassment again.

Fang Huan was covered under the quilt, and after the sound of closing the door, Zhou Weiying left. The outside world was surprisingly quiet, but his heart was beating violently.

His body and brain were a little numb due to the alcohol, his consciousness was chaotic at first, and he didn't really know what he was doing, but when he was covered under the quilt by Zhou Weiying, he seemed to wake up.

Fang Huan sat up, and the quilt slipped off his body.Zhou Weiying turned off the lights in the room when he left, and the darkness made him look very silent.He took a deep breath, and then started laughing, laughing and laughing, and suddenly he cried.

He didn't know why he was crying, was it because the feeling of being rejected was really bad?Or for so long, his sharp teeth and claws are actually trying to make things difficult for him?

All he wanted was to have a f*cking fun night, but now there's nothing left.Losing the warmth of a human being, the sense of loneliness invaded his body instantly. He just wanted someone to accompany him. Is it so difficult?

He lay heavily on the bed, tears streaming down his face, and his dreams were full of unbearable memories.

Zhou Weiying felt that he was going crazy, was he single for too long and too busy?Anyone who is rubbed can respond.It's okay if it's someone else, but that person is Fang Huan, how will he face Fang Huan in the future?Zhou Weiying, whose mind was exploding with information, began to hate his own reaction. He had just come out from Fang Huan, and he was afraid that if he really solved it by himself, an inappropriate shadow would appear in his mind.

He was irritable, he was annoyed, he spurned himself, and had to put himself in cold water.It’s approaching November, and the northern cities haven’t started to heat up. This is the most difficult season. If the skin is exposed to the outside, it will feel bitterly cold, but Zhou Weiying stands still. He wants to calm himself down, as if he is punishing Own.

For him, this night was thrilling and he couldn't sleep.

Li Lele found that Zhou Weiying, who always regards work as his life, regardless of time and place, suddenly became as quiet as a chicken this weekend.She was very surprised, but still adhering to the principle of professionalism, she called Fang Huan at noon the next day.

Fang Huan was woken up by her.He got up from the bed unkempt, and when he heard Li Lele's voice, he murmured without turning his head.After hanging up the phone, he started sleepwalking for another nine days.

Suddenly, Fang Huan was a carp, rolled off the bed in a panic and went to the bathroom.The self in front of the mirror, the wig has not been removed, the makeup has not been removed, the face is oily, and the clothes are wrinkled.The appearance in the mirror made him wake up instantly, he was going crazy, what did he do last night?Can you sleep without taking off your makeup?Could it be that he was hanging out with wild men until he completely forgot himself?

But there was no strange feeling on him, and there was no sign of any wild man in the room, so what reason could there be to explain everything now?Fang Huan was thinking hard while removing makeup, but his mind was blank.

Yes, he forgot all about it.

"I'm really going to die." Fang Huan hurriedly cleaned himself up, then applied the first-aid repair mask, and gave himself a half-day facial massage after finishing the work.Going to sleep without removing makeup is very harmful to the skin. When he thinks that his skin has not breathed properly for more than ten hours, and then the pores are clogged with various foundation oils... Fang Huan's intestines will be ruined. up.

Drink wrong.

He pressed the beauty instrument on his face nervously, and the phone messages jumped out one after another. It was Wang Dong who asked him how he was and whether he had been scolded by his manager.

"What?" Fang Huan was surprised, "What happened to Guan Zhouwei?"

Wang Dong said: "Wow, the manager uncle looked very fierce yesterday! He resisted you from the store!" He started digressing while talking, "The manager uncle is so handsome, I really want to be carried let's go."

Fang Huan looked at the phone inexplicably, and simply called Wang Dong: "What do you mean? Did he look for me yesterday? I don't remember."

"You don't remember?" Wang Dong was very surprised, "You don't remember such a violent scene?! You are simply reckless!"

"Hey..." Fang Huan had a headache when he heard it, "You didn't lie to me, did you? If he found out that I was drinking too much and messing around outside in the middle of the night, he would have started to insult me ​​crazily. Until now he hasn't even had a fart... "His voice suddenly stopped, and Wang Dong asked him what was wrong, and he said it was nothing, and his memory was a little blurred.

In fact, some strange pictures appeared in his mind, but Fang Huan felt that this was probably an illusion, because if it was real, he would have become a corpse now, and he had successfully made headlines in social news, not Yuzai Feel free to call here.

"Anyway, it's good that you're fine." Wang Dong said, "Actually, the man who walked with you yesterday was quite handsome, but compared to the manager's uncle, he's a bit less interesting."

Fang Huan didn't even remember what the man looked like yesterday, so he just asked casually, "What's the difference?"

"Feeling." Wang Dong said seriously, "The manager's uncle has a more mature temperament, and he is very shivering. I want to be beaten by him."

Fang Huan blushed: "...It's purely because you are shaking M, I don't want to be beaten by anyone at all."

Wang Dong asked: "Is there really no possibility of uncle breaking?"

Fang Huan asked back: "Do you think men can give birth to children?"

"Why not? You can do it here!" Wang Dong said, "You can live whatever you want."

Fang Huan asked: "Is it science fiction?"

"No." Wang Dong explained, "It's all kinds of lingering love stories between men and women. They can be born if there are settings, and they can be born if there are no settings. It's all the same, let me tell you, I've been reading a book recently..."

"Shut up!" Fang Huan felt that this was disgusting, "You say I'm homophobic."

"Huh?" Wang Dong's voice was super loud, "You are gay yourself, why are you afraid of homosexuality?"

"It's not important." Fang Huan said, "I suggest that you watch less romantic love stories between men and women, especially those who have children. Those are not love stories between men and men, they are fantasy stories between men and men, and you should get closer to them." Science program group. Is it the loss of morality or the annihilation of human nature..."

"Oh, I don't care! I don't even have a man! Can't you watch some pornographic pornography for a while!" Wang Dong said, "Did you drink fake wine yesterday, and today is not normal!"

"I'm really too lazy to talk to you." Fang Huan didn't want to continue chatting with this literary youth, "I'm fine, I'll hang up, I have to prepare my luggage later."

Wang Dong asked, "Are you going out to play?"

Fang Huan gave a vague "hmm" without going into details.

Although his working hours are very free, freedom means that he has to work harder than others.Most ordinary people only need to cope with eight hours during the day, but bloggers like Fang Huan have no concept of time when they are busy.

He had just packed his luggage, and then he was going to record Chanel's video. After repeating it many times, he sent a rough cut sample to Li Lele, and then said in the work group that he had a job.

No one came out to deal with work in the middle of the night, so naturally no one would pay attention to him.Fang Huan felt very lonely, as if he had done a great thing but no one praised him.He simply circled everyone, and in the middle of the night, only Zhou Wei Ying came out to answer.

Regardless of Zhou Weiying's personal feelings, as long as it is work-related, he will try his best to reply.

Seeing that Zhou Weiying hadn't slept yet, Fang Huan felt a little uneasy. He didn't know how true or false what Wang Dong described that night, so he said haha: "Uncle still not asleep? Go to bed early, you I can’t stay up late anymore. How about eye cream? You’re not willing to take the mer I gave you before.”

Zhou Weiying looked at Fang Huan as if nothing happened, what else could he say?He can only issue a series of ellipsis.

"Anyway, I handed over the work, and I copied you in the email." Fang Huan yawned, "I have to catch the train tomorrow morning, and I'm going to sleep." He realized something was wrong the moment he sent it, and quickly canceled it in a second.

But Zhou Weiying still saw it.

"Train? Where are you going?" Zhou Weiying's radar started calling the police again, and then poked Fang Huan privately, "You never said you were going out."

"Do I need to report to you when I go out?" Fang Huan talked about him, "Although I am an international first-line female star, there is no need to surround ten security guards when I go out, right? I just... just go out for a walk .”

Zhou Weiying asked: "Go out and take the train? Where are you going? What are you going to do? It's best to be honest." He doesn't want to care about Fang Huan emotionally at all, he just wants Fang Huan to get away, but he While fighting frantically in my mind, my hands tamed by occupational diseases have already sent out these words.

"Wherever I go is my personal freedom!" Fang Huan emphasized, "Leave me alone!"

Zhou Weiying replied: "You think I'm happy to take care of you?"

In the morning, Zhou Weiying and Fang Huan appeared on the train bound for Panjin with their world-weary faces awake.

"Don't you ignore me?" Fang Huan said indifferently, "Why do you still get in the car behind his ass? Are you secretly in love with him? Huh?"

He couldn't remember what happened that night, so as long as he wasn't embarrassed himself, the embarrassment was someone else's - such as Zhou Weiying who was sober that night.

Zhou Weiying didn't know that Fang Huan lost his memory after drinking. He thought Fang Huan was thick-skinned and teased himself by the way. In order to save face in the end, he could only say: "Didn't you say you don't let me take care of it? Why do you still tell me your itinerary? ? Are you plotting against me?" After finishing speaking, Zhou Weiying wanted to slap himself, is he crazy?What the hell is he talking about?

"I have plans for you?" Fang Huan jumped up, his voice raised eight degrees, "Do you feel a little too good about yourself?"

"Keep your voice down!" Zhou Weiying felt that everyone around him was looking at them, "Sit down! Don't shout!" He didn't notice that his voice was also very loud, and his nasal voice became particularly obvious, so he coughed unnaturally .Fang Huan said disgustedly: "You have a cold? If you have a cold, get out of the car and go home and stay there. Don't spread the virus all over the world. A female star like me is very precious!" Leaned, "Why did you suddenly catch a cold? Is it because you are old and have weak resistance? It's so embarrassing, uncle."

Zhou Weiying frowned: "Shut up!"

At this time, the car had started slowly, and Fang Huan said dejectedly, "Why did I take a sick uncle out!"

"Isn't it natural for me to go out with you?" Zhou Weiying was irritable, and he didn't even care about the embarrassment that night, "As an artist, you don't want to escape the manager's sight in this life, OK?" In fact, this is what those executives and publicists do, Zhou Weiying is too lazy to accompany artists, unless it is an important event, how can he have the time to show up in public?

The way he treated Fang Huan was very similar to how he was when he first started working, being a father, a mother, and a nanny.If this news gets out, maybe the colleagues in the circle will eat three more bowls of rice as a joke?

Zhou Weiying didn't know why he was living longer and getting back. He was obviously a very disgusting person, but he just couldn't trust him to go out alone.

Everything is like the song in the lyrics: you feel hated but can't leave.

The nearly four-hour journey was very boring, and both of them felt sleepy. Before the car arrived in Tangshan, they were already in a deep sleep.Fang Huan fell asleep wearing a blindfold, and his head tilted on Zhou Weiying's shoulder.He felt uncomfortable, so he changed his posture again, and put his arms around Zhou Weiying's arms, and he finally settled down.Zhou Weiying didn't realize it, and fell asleep with his neck on his back.

Zhou Weiying woke up once on the way, he was in a daze and didn't know why he was on the train.Turning his head to see Fang Huan who was sleeping unconscious, he gently pushed him away.Fang Huan also woke up, pulled off the blindfold in confusion, and asked, "Are you here?"

"No."

"Oh." Fang Huan put on his blindfold, planning to continue sleeping on Zhou Weiying's pillow.

"Be sober, okay!" Zhou Weiying's shoulders shrugged, and Fang Huan slid down, as soft as an invertebrate.Zhou Weiying frowned and helped him up, knowing that he was sleepy, but still couldn't help complaining: "Don't you think I have a cold? Are you afraid of getting infected now? Are you afraid of straight male cancer infecting you? This is terminal illness."

"You have a cold?" Fang Huan asked.

Zhou Weiying wanted to kick Fang Huan off the train.

"I'm hungry, I want to eat." Fang Huan said, "I didn't eat anything in the morning."

Zhou Weiying said: "The food on the train is not good. We will arrive at Huludao soon. After Huludao is Panjin, we will eat after getting off the train."

The train is about to arrive at Huludao, and the passengers on the train have already begun to surge.At this time, a student-looking boy walked towards him. His luggage was very simple, only a rectangular black bag, which seemed to contain some kind of hard board.He also held a notebook in his hand, tore a piece of paper from the notebook and handed it to Zhou Weiying.

Zhou Weiying glanced at the thing on the paper inexplicably, it was a painting.

"The two of you slept together." The boy said, "I drew several pictures, this one is for you."

The lines in the picture are very vivid, one person is pillowed on another person's shoulder, and the other person sleeps with his mouth slightly open.Zhou Weiying asked: "How can I sleep with my mouth open?"

Fang Huan hurriedly said: "Yu Xiaodong said in his sketches that people will open their mouths slightly when they are serious about something. Uncle, have you slept too hard?"

Zhou Weiying was speechless.

"You still know Yu Xiaodong?" The boy was surprised, "You also studied art?"

"Hmm... that's right." Fang Huan laughed, "Are you a freshman art student?"

The boy nodded: "Well, I have been studying in Beijing for a while."

"Then work hard!" Fang Huan encouraged him, "You are very good at painting, and try to get admitted to the Eighth Academy of Fine Arts!"

The boy scratched his head in embarrassment, the train arrived at the station, the boy said goodbye to them, and then got off the train.Fang Huan looked at the boy's back in a daze, and Zhou Weiying said dissatisfiedly, "Aren't you too hot? You don't even let little boys go?"

"Aren't you too nasty? Can you imagine such a plot?" Fang Huan glared at Zhou Weiying, then sighed, "I miss my youth so much..."

Zhou Weiying asked, "Do you know art?"

"I graduated from the California Institute of the Arts, okay?" Fang Huan said, "Haven't you read my profile?"

Zhou Weiying said coldly: "Oh, I thought you bought it with your degree."

Fang Huan didn't want to chat with Zhou Weiying anymore, so he turned his back to sleep by the window.Zhou Weiying also deliberately asked him: "Didn't you really buy it? Now you can go to foreign universities if you have money. How many years did you study in that school? Can you come out to find a job? You don't run away because you can't find a job. Did you come back to China?"

"It's so annoying!" Fang Huan was irritable this time.

Huludao is very close to Panjin, and the two arrived after sleeping for a while.Passengers are used to getting up and preparing to get off the bus when they start reporting the station. Fang Huan saw that everyone got up and wanted to get their luggage too.Zhou Weiying rubbed his eyes, stopped him and said, "What's the rush? It won't be too late for us to go down after everyone gets off the bus, anyway, we won't be able to get up early anyway."

"Really?" Fang Huan asked suspiciously.

"Yes." Zhou Weiying nodded.

When they arrived in Panjin, the people in the car were still going down. Zhou Weiying watched in a daze as the people in the car got off gradually, and Fang Huan watched in confusion as people came and went on the platform outside the car window.Neither of them looked quite sober.

1 minute, 2 minutes...

"Fuck!" Zhou Weiying yelled suddenly, grabbed Fang Huan and ran forward, Fang Huan asked what was wrong, Zhou Weiying said that he thought it was the final stop and he was not in a hurry, but it was not, it was a passing stop!

It took only 2 minutes to stop at the stop, and the other passengers had already boarded the car. The two of them moved extremely hard. When they finally moved to the door, the car had already left.

"What to do!" Fang Huan yelled, "The car drove away! I made an appointment with someone at noon! Didn't you say that you don't want to get out of the car in a hurry! What should we do now!"

"I thought Panjin was the end!" Zhou Weiying said.

Fang Huan said: "If you don't know, don't command blindly, okay?"

The two of you quarreled with each other, and Fang Huan was about to cry because of Zhou Weiying. Fortunately, the elder sister who was watching the fun stopped them and said that the next stop was Bayuquan, which was very close to Panjin and would arrive in a while. , it is very convenient to buy a return ticket.

There were no seats for the two of them, so they had to stand at the door of the car, looking at each other with disgust.

It was already noon when we arrived in Bayuquan, Fang Huan was hungry, and sat on the suitcase and stared at Zhou Weiying viciously.Zhou Weiying was looking at the tickets, and asked, "When did you make an appointment? Now the tickets to return to Panjin are only available in the afternoon, is it too late?"

"Of course it's too late!" Fang Huan said.

Zhou Weiying frowned and asked, "What are you going to do in Panjin? Who are you meeting?"

"Leave me alone." Fang Huan said, "If it wasn't for you, I would already be eating crabs in Panjin! What do you think I should do now? You pay me for crabs!"

Zhou Weiying looked around, grabbed Fang Huan and went to the taxi stand.Fang Huan was inexplicably stuffed into the taxi with his luggage. After Zhou Weiying came up, the taxi driver asked them where they were going.

"Panjin." Zhou Weiying said, "Counting the empty fare for your return, I will give you another 200 yuan for gas."

When the driver heard the big order, he reversed the car crazily and planned to go straight out from the other side of the road, but the chassis was too low and scratched the curb, but this did not affect the driver's enthusiasm for making money. He kicked the accelerator and drove away. go.

Zhou Weiying fiddled with the phone again, with a particularly scary expression, Fang Huan asked in surprise, "You... what are you doing?"

"Don't you want to eat crabs?" Zhou Weiying said coldly, "I've made an order, you can eat as many crabs as you want." He stood up for a moment and added, "When you eat it, you will never want to eat it again in your life." Crabs."

In Fang Huan's mind, the clip of "feed the young master to eat cakes" in "Nine Pins of Sesame Official" instantly appeared, and his whole body was not well.