【Lei An】Daily love with straight man O

An Mixiu was still a little dazed, with a sleepy face drooping: "I'm still a little, so what, we just met last night, and we're getting married today, so they won't believe me if I tell my parents?"

Lei Shi said: "You don't have to worry about this, I will arrange for the two of us to go to the hospital for a physical examination, and then we will issue a fake certificate of matching degree."

"Matching degree... what is it?" An Mixiu scratched his face, and he dared to ask questions that he didn't understand now.

"Hmm... It's the mutual attraction between Alpha and Omega. AO with a high degree of matching will lose control when they smell each other's scent. It is also possible to have sex on the spot." Lei Shi said.

"Hey, are you so rude." An Mixiu showed a trace of disgust, but he then breathed a sigh of relief, "So the two of us are not a good match? I smelled your tea yesterday and didn't seem to have any reaction, so I can rest assured gone."

Leishi: "..." Is this Omega despising me?Inexplicably very upset what happened.

"So as long as the hospital gives a proof that we are more than 95% compatible, everyone will know that we are a natural couple, and it is normal to fall in love at first sight and get married immediately." Lei Shi said.

An Mixiu nodded and said, "Oh, that makes sense."

Lei Shi looked at his phone: "But even if it proves to be fake, we still have to go to the hospital to make a show. My agency will find someone to secretly take pictures and post them on the Internet, which can be regarded as a notice to netizens. The proof of matching degree Once it comes out, even if they object, they will have to accept it."

An Mixiu said: "It's up to you to decide, I don't really understand the twists and turns of your entertainment industry."

Lei Shi glanced at him: "Are you so worried about me?"

An Mixiu yawned and said, "You are definitely not a vegetarian if you can get to this position in the entertainment industry. Of course I am relieved of you. Wooah...so sleepy, I didn't sleep much last night ..."

Lei Shi's eyes rested on An Mixiu's messy hair for a while, and then he said: "Go to bed when you're sleepy, I don't want my fiancée to appear in front of the public with a haggard face and unshaven beard."

An Mixiu rolled her eyes: "Who is your fiancée! We are in a business relationship, and I am 7 years older than you, so you should be polite anyway."

Lei Shi hooked his lips: "Then what do you want me to call you?"

An Mixiu thought for a while: "Forget it, my husband. You are so tall and big, it sounds weird. You can call me Mr. "

"Okay, Mr. An." Lei Shi laughed and called out naturally.

His voice is worthy of a singer's voice, deep and magnetic, calling An Mixiu "Sir" a bit like the male anchor of the emotional channel of the late night radio station, An Mixiu got goosebumps all over his body.

"Go to sleep, Mr. An, I will wake you up when we are about to leave." Lei Shi seemed completely unaware of An Mixiu's discomfort, and his eyes returned to his mobile phone.

"Oh, good."

An Mixiu rubbed the goosebumps on his hands and walked back to the bedroom, he thought inexplicably, obviously I made him call him that, why am I embarrassed first? ?

It's scary when Manmin Idol exudes charm.

An Mixiu was so sleepy that he slept until the afternoon, and only woke up when Xiao Wang knocked on the door.When he was about to open the door, he heard Xiao Wang asking in a panic outside, "Have you sprayed the barrier agent?"

An Mixiu: "If you don't tell me, I really forgot."

Xiao Wang put a hand in through the crack of the door, and handed An Mixiu a delicate little box: "Master asked me to buy the barrier agent for you, you can spray it before you come out."

"Oh, thanks." An Mixiu took the box and sat back on the bed.He looked at the package and it said DiOr Marine Men's Omega Fragrance Blocker...

God damn DiOr even released a blocker!The worldview is so perfect!

In short, this thing is almost the same as spraying perfume, right?After violently unpacking, An Mixiu took out a small indigo blue bottle the size of the palm of his hand. After thinking for a while, he sprayed the blocker on his wrist and behind his ears.

An Mixiu walked out of the bedroom, and the three people sitting in the living room turned their heads to look at him in unison.An Mixiu suddenly became nervous, besides Lei Shi and Xiao Wang among the three, there was also a lady whom he had never seen before.

The lady was smartly dressed, with long black hair and a shawl, exquisite makeup, a typical working woman.She said, "Lei Shi, this is your fiancee?"

An Mixiu: "..." Why do you assume that I am a wife? !

"Cough cough, this beautiful lady, my name is An Mixiu, nice to meet you." Before Lei Shi could speak, An Mixiu had already volunteered to introduce himself, with his left hand on his right chest, to the woman Ladies and gentlemen salute.He stretched out his hand, wanting to shake hands with the lady, but was suddenly cut off by Lei Shi, who reached out and grabbed his wrist.

An Mixiu was taken aback, glared at Lei Shi, and warned him not to disturb my chat with Miss Sister!

Lei Shi frowned, and he said to the lady: "Sister Lily, wait for me a moment." Then he dragged An Mixiu back into the bedroom and closed the door.

Lily: "..."

Xiao Wang: "..."

Lily coughed and said, "Didn't you say that they are a fake marriage, and the degree of matching is also going to be faked? Are you trying to deceive me by doing so?"

Xiao Wang was sweating profusely, he stammered and said: "No way... That Omega wanted to seduce the young master naked last night, but the young master is so unmoving! Sometimes I really doubt that the young master is gay..."

Lily gasped with a "hiss": "Farewell, then I'd rather the two of them be together."

"What are you doing?!" An Mixiu frowned, "My little sister and I haven't talked yet!"

"Did you eat everything I said to you yesterday? I didn't buy you a blocker, why do you still smell so bad!" Lei Shi's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot. He dug out the bottle of blocker.

"What's the smell?" An Mixiu sniffed his wrist, it was the scent of the blocker just now, "I sprayed the blocker!"

"Peach smell! Can't you smell it yourself?" Lei Shi threw the blocker on An Mixiu, "Spray on the back of the neck!"

An Mixiu laughed awkwardly: "Oh, it's spraying on the back of your neck."

Lei Shi supported his forehead and said, "Your glands are in the back of your neck, of course you spray the back of your neck."

"What are glands?" An Mixiu obediently sprayed the back of his neck twice, and Lei Shi's expression obviously improved.

"The glands are where pheromones are emitted. The nape of the Omega's neck is a very important part, because as long as Alpha bites, it will be marked, and once it is marked, it will be over for you."

"Mark...what is it?" An Mixiu blinked her big innocent eyes.

Leishi said: "An Alpha will leave a mark after biting the back of the Omega's neck. Other Alphas will know that this Omega has an owner when they smell it."

An Mixiu gasped, and suddenly covered the back of his neck.

He couldn't describe how absurd he felt inside, what mark, master?How is it like a dog sniffing a telephone pole and peeing takes up space? !

Lei Shi saw that he was afraid, and threatened even more fiercely: "So I told you, you must spray the barrier agent when you go out. Not every Alpha is as educated as me, and can restrain himself from biting you. Omega wants to kill you." Know how to protect yourself, you know!"

An Mixiu looked psychedelic. He thought of his aunt in obstetrics and gynecology who gave Abby and Amy a physiology and hygiene class when they graduated from high school, and said to Abby in the same tone: "The society is chaotic. Girls who go out alone must carry anti-wolf spray and condoms in their bags just in case, girls must know how to protect themselves, you know?"

Auntie, times have changed...I never thought that a man like me would be educated like this!

Lily crossed her arms and looked at the two people in front of her.

Lei Shi looked calm, while An Mixiu was wilted like an eggplant beaten by frost. The two of them looked like a father scolding a stupid son just now, not like dry wood and fire in the bedroom.Lily really doesn't understand what young people like to play with these days. She cleared her throat and said, "Mr. An, Lei Shi has already informed me about the fake marriage between you two. If the two of you have no objections after reading the contract, sign it at the final signature place."

Lei Shi didn't even look at it, and signed it after taking it over.

An Mixiu looked at the contract very sadly. Although according to Lei Shi's explanation, he would perfectly protect An Mixiu's safety during the fake marriage, but An Mixiu couldn't help but think of the huge contrasts he would experience in life. Live black in front of your eyes.

It's so hard to live...

An Mixiu signed the contract with tears in his heart.

Lily put away the two contracts carefully, and said: "I will keep the contract on my behalf. I will ask the two of you to go to the hospital to make a proof of matching degree. It's not really about matching degree. I arranged for professionals. As long as It would be nice to take photos of the two entering and leaving the relevant departments. It happens that Leishi has not had a physical examination this year, and it is rare to be free. I have also arranged a full physical examination for the two. Then the date of receiving the certificate and the wedding will be discussed with the parents when the time comes. Make sure again."

"Okay, thank you for your hard work, sister." Lei Shi said.

"Thank you, thank you for your hard work." An Mixiu also said, but his mood was still not very high.

Lei Shi told him that Lily is also an Alpha, although not as powerful as Lei Shi, but marking An Mixiu is a matter of minutes, and he can also ask An Mixiu to give her a baby, An Mixiu was almost frightened out of misophobia on the spot, Don't mention how embarrassing it is when facing Lily.

Fortunately, Lily has a family and is not sensitive to An Mixiu's pheromones. Even if she saw that An Mixiu was a little afraid of herself, she didn't take it seriously.Anyway, in her eyes, An Mixiu is just a tool to help Leishi get rid of the black material.

The two were fully armed, and An Mixiu was forced to wear a hat and a mask to cover his face, and sprayed several layers of barrier agent on the back of his neck.Before going out, he asked Lei Shi very uneasy: "Is it really useful to spray this?"

"What do you think? A bottle of DiOr's fragrance blocker costs thousands of yuan and lasts for 12 hours, so there is no guarantee of quality?"

An Mixiu's expression changed.

"What did you say? A bottle of 80ml costs thousands of yuan?!" An Mixiu's face turned green, and her hands trembled slightly after spraying the barrier agent a few times, "Then I have hundreds of dollars stuck on my neck now! "

Leishi: "..."

An Mixiu seemed very distressed, and couldn't stop rambling: "This world is so hopeless, the income is not even enough to pay off the mortgage, and there is an extra monthly payment to buy this..."

Lei Shi said: "Oh, I bought this brand because I have money. If you don't have money, you can buy cheap ones. There are thousands of milliliters for 80 yuan."

An Mixiu: "..." Isn't the price 84 disinfectant?

"Although it's very expensive, I still have to return the money to you. Let's add WeChat and I'll transfer the money to you." An Mixiu said.

"If you are poor, it doesn't matter if you pay by installments. I can exempt you from interest because you will be my wife soon." Lei Shi said.

"Poor people don't want to be poor! A man will never spend a penny from his wife!" An Mixiu didn't lose at all, and immediately turned back.

The two sat in the back seat of the car and scanned each other to add friends. Xiao Wang, who was driving, looked at the rearview mirror with a magical expression. These two couples who called each other wives and were about to get married didn’t even have WeChat friends. The world is too messy up!

TBC.