【Lei An】Daily love with straight man O

An Mixiu looked at herself in front of the mirror, her hairstyle was OK, her dress was OK, and even her smile was as perfect as ever!Today's blind date must not fail!

He silently clenched his fists, cheering himself up, come on, An Mixiu, you can do it!You can definitely have a girlfriend!

At the beginning of this year, because my cousin was going to take the college entrance examination in June, according to the tradition of the local people, the family took advantage of the winter vacation to go to a famous temple in the province to worship Buddha, and bless the cousin's high school entrance examination.An Mixiu was bored, so he asked for a love lottery, but he didn't expect it to be signed with the words "big murder"!

An Mixiu's face turned pale, and he quickly asked the master to help untangle the lottery. The bald master in cassock sat cross-legged on the round cushion, and the hall was filled with smoke, making the master ecstatic.The master held An Mixiu's "big murder" lottery in one hand, and slowly coiled a string of Buddhist beads in the other.An Mixiu didn't dare to breathe, and sat down in front of the master in a well-mannered manner, waiting nervously for the master to speak.

After a long time, the master finally spoke: "My benefactor, this sign says 'big fierce', which means that you, benefactor, will hardly have a relationship with the opposite sex in your life."

"What, what!" An Mixiu was stunned, "Isn't life too long? Am I going to be a bachelor for the rest of my life? Master, is there no solution?"

The master coughed: "Of course there is such a way."

He stopped talking again, An Mixiu hurriedly asked: "What is the solution?"

The master slowly put his hand into the cassock. After digging for a long time, he finally took out something. His hand stretched out in front of An Mixiu. An Mixiu took a closer look and found it was a transparent glass bead.

The bead was about the size of a quail egg, with a smooth and transparent surface.The magical thing is that there is a golden light flowing in the middle of the beads, as if some kind of mana is flowing in the middle.

The master said: "This object is the congealing stone opened by the eminent monks of this temple. The golden light in the middle is called Liuyan. The two are originally the most yin and yang things, but they can coexist here. It is precisely because they have reached the yin and yang Balance. As long as you wear this thing, it will have the effect of eliminating disasters."

"Thank you, master!" An Mixiu was relieved when he heard that he had a solution to his single problem, and was about to reach out to take the crystal, when the master suddenly took his hand back.

An Mixiu looked at the master anxiously, and the master coughed again.

"Of course, this kind of treasure is the treasure of the temple. It cannot be given to the benefactor casually, unless..." the master dragged his tone.

An Mixiu looked expectant: "Unless...?"

The master's face turned blue, I already hinted at this, why is this person still playing stupid with me here?

"Unless..." The master stretched out his hand, put his middle and index fingers together, and rubbed the pulp of his thumb.

"Oh!" An Mixiu understood, and he took out his wallet, "Master, take a look, how much does it take to give up this treasure to me?" He took out a 50 note in his wallet.

The master smiled and took out a piece of cardboard from behind: "Benefactor, please scan the QR code to pay."

Amy and her sister Abby were escorted by the family to pray to Buddha, and finally sneaked out, and went to the canteen to buy a lollipop.Sitting side by side under the big banyan tree and licking a lollipop, they saw their cousin An Mixiu coming out of the temple with a beaming face.

"What is our silly brother happy about?" Abby looked curious.

She stood up and waved her hands: "Brother An, Brother An, come here!"

An Mixiu saw the two of them and walked over, unable to hide his happy face.Abby looked at him suspiciously and asked, "What did you ask the Buddha for? As for Le Cheng?"

An Mixiu coughed and suppressed his smile. He winked at Abby and said, "It's about my love luck."

Abby and Amy rubbed the chicken skin on their hands at the same time tacitly.Abby said: "You are so happy, did the master tell you that you can get out of the single this year?"

"Hmm, of course!" An Mixiu raised his head and said, "Just wait! I will definitely find you a beautiful sister-in-law this year!"

Life is constantly teaching us, people, never set a flag for yourself.

Especially when you're a smack-mouthed tainted player.

Ever since he got the Ningjing Liuyan Stone Bodyguard, An Mixiu has put dating and marriage on the agenda, after all he is not young. He is 28 years old, and his parents have been caring about his emotional status every year since he was in college, hoping that he will get out of singles, get married, and have a baby soon.An Mixiu was not in a hurry at first and was busy working hard on his career. After procrastinating for so long, he turned 30 in a blink of an eye.

Although a man is a flower at 30, he is still in his prime, and there is no need to be bound by marriage early.But An Mixiu is relatively old-fashioned in love, even if he meets the right person, he can't get married right away, he has to stay for a year or so first.In this way, he can start a family almost exactly at the age of 30.I have a child in two years, and my career is stable, so I can spend more time with my family.

The idea is good, but the reality is cruel.

Amy went downstairs to the doorman to get the admission letter of University A, and was sweating from the scorching sun.When he got home, An Mixiu was paralyzed playing video games at home. Abby kicked him while licking the popsicle: "Are you ashamed? Are you ashamed? How can you say that to a girl?"

Amy opened the notice and said without looking up: "Brother failed the blind date again?"

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——" An Mixiu was hit right in the heart, threw the handle and screamed, grabbed the pillow and buried his head in it, only showing his buttocks.

"What's going on?" Amy went to the freezer to get a popsicle and asked while sucking.

Abby rolled her eyes: "Do you still remember the one that my uncle introduced to him before? After eating and sending him home, the girl invited him upstairs to drink tea, but he justly refused. The next day the girl Let the uncle come and tell them that they are not suitable. This time, my aunt introduced one to him, and they rushed to go to the girl's house to drink tea, and the person slapped him directly!"

Amy: "..."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" An Mixiu was still howling.Amy added slowly: "My brother's emotional intelligence is really outrageous."

Abby sighed: "Didn't you say that you went to the temple to ask for some treasure that could help you find peach blossoms? It's been more than half a year, why is there no movement at all?"

Amy also said: "Brother, have you been cheated?"

"How could it be possible to be cheated!" An Mixiu raised a teary face, "I transferred 3000 yuan to the master to buy it, the treasure of the town temple consecrated by the eminent monk!"

Abby and Amy looked at each other, and they both read the complaint of "this idiot must have been cheated" from each other's eyes.

"I said, since it is the treasure of the temple, how could it be sold to you for 3000 yuan? It must be that the bully has a lot of money!" Abby said bitterly, "You show me that thing Look, I want to see what baby can help you find a girlfriend."

"That's it." An Mixiu carefully picked up the red string around his neck, and took out a pendant on the red string from his clothes.It was the crystal he bought from the master.

Abby and Amy leaned forward to study the little rock carefully, both of them were speechless.

"Isn't that just glass with gold dust in it?" said Abby.

"Well... I think so too," Amy agreed.

An Mixiu looked displeased: "What do children know! The master said, this is a coagulation stone, and the golden one inside is called Liuyan. These two things are extremely yin and yang, and they have reached a balance here. Could it be? Isn't it amazing?"

Abby: "Even if it's really something yin and yang, what does it have to do with your relationship?"

An Mixiu: "..." It makes sense.

An Mixiu said weakly: "Master said it can eliminate disasters..."

Amy: "Brother, you can't find a girlfriend, isn't it because of bad luck or disaster?"

An Mixiu: "..."

Abby sighed and said, "In short, you must have been cheated out of 3000 yuan."

An Mixiu wailed and shrank back into the pillow.

"Throw away this deceitful thing as soon as possible," Abby said, "You should spend money to buy a lesson. How old are you, and you were cheated by those monks in the temple!"

"But I really, really want to find someone." An Mixiu muttered, "Think about it, girls are so soft and cute, and they can act like a baby. It's better to have someone with a height difference from me. Stand on tiptoe The height difference that can be kissed! It's really wonderful..."

"Wake up." Abby resisted the urge to roll her eyes, "Your phone is ringing."

An Mixiu grabbed the phone, it was a call from her friend Kelly.

"Hey?"

"How about a blind date?" Kelly's lazy voice came over.

An Mixiu wanted to cry but had no tears: "Can I not ask?"

"Okay, I see." Kelly gloated, "It's just right, let me go to a concert with me tonight, and I'll tell you something by the way."

"Whose concert is it?" An Mixiu turned around.

"I said you don't know each other, and you don't care about male celebrities." Kelly said bluntly, "Stop talking nonsense, pack up and come out. See you at the Chengxin Gymnasium at seven o'clock."

"Alas..." An Mixiu hung up the phone and sighed.

Abby said, "Sister Kelly?"

"Yes." An Mixiu got up and went to look through the clothes in the closet.

Abby said: "By the way, Sister Kelly is so pretty, why don't you be nice to her?"

"Me and her? Come on." An Mixiu said, "My childhood sweetheart grew up together, she is like my brother in my eyes, will I be with a man? A joke."

"Hmph, I'm really not sure." Abby threw the popsicle core, dragged Amy and the two started playing games.

An Mixiu got dressed and said before going out, "If you two are hungry, order takeaway. Uncle will drive over to pick you up after get off work."

"Got it, you go~" the siblings said indifferently without looking back.

An Mixiu arrived at Chengxin Gymnasium ahead of schedule, the parking lot was packed with cars, and he managed to find a vacant seat and squeeze in.As soon as he got out of the car, he was frightened by the surging crowd. What's going on today?I'm afraid tens of thousands of people came to the concert, right?

After walking a few steps, he was stopped by someone.Several fashionable and beautiful girls said enthusiastically to him: "Handsome guy, don't you have arms and a call stick?"

"What?" An Mixiu looked dazed, and those girls took his arm and dragged him over, stuffing something into his hand: "It's so rare for us to see male fans! I didn't expect us Men and women take it all! It is indeed the most A in the entertainment industry!"

What are they talking about?

An Mixiu was pinned on the seat in a daze. A girl painted on his face with something, tied a purple bandage around his hand, and stuffed him with purple stuffing. He also took out a QR code for him to scan: "Scan the code to add our support group!"

An Mixiu has already scanned the QR code for PTSD, and waved his hands frantically: "No, no!"

"Oh, little brother, don't be shy!"

"That's right, I've all come to see Shishi's concert, so what are you afraid of!"

"Sweep, sweep, little brother is so pretty, isn't he!"

An Mixiu had nothing to do with girls, so he could only scan the QR code in humiliation with tears in his eyes, and the enthusiastic girls finally let him go.

An Mixiu looked at his phone, he had just been pulled into a strange QQ group, colorful chat boxes and text popped up: "Welcome the new little O to join the group!"

An Mixiu, an old man who hadn't played QQ for 800 years, was dazzled by these colorful texts, but he couldn't immediately quit the group, so he could only block the group messages.Just at this time, Kelly's phone call came: "Where are people!"

An Mixiu appeared in front of Kelly, and Kelly only took one look at him, and she burst into tears with laughter.

"You, what kind of dress are you wearing!" Kelly pointed at An Mixiu and laughed, "Oh my God, I didn't know you thought you were Leishi's fan? Why do you have glow sticks and hand banners!"

"And what is that on your face, 'Lion LOVE'? Kill me from laughing!"

An Mixiu's face was pale, and he wiped the stuff on his face with the back of his hand, but it didn't come off at all.Kelly hurriedly stopped him: "Hey, don't be fooled, I'm going to go back and use makeup remover, it will make a big cat face in a while, it will be even uglier!"

"But you are really hahahahahahahahahahaha!" She was serious for two seconds and then started laughing wildly.

"What the hell did you bring me here! Just now a bunch of girls dragged me to make me like this!" An Mixiu exclaimed angrily, "Who is this Shishi!"

Kelly wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and entered the arena with a safety ticket: "Hey, you are really an old man. I don't even know the hottest male idol star at the moment. His name is Lei Shi, the most A in the entertainment industry according to legend." male entertainer."

"The most A in the entertainment industry"?He has heard this twice today, what does it mean?

But An Mixiu couldn't bear to ask, lest Kelly say he was old again.

When they entered the venue, the tickets Kelly bought were still in the front row of the midfield, an expensive position with an excellent view, and even lucky enough to be able to interact with the stars on stage.The entire venue was filled with purple, and as far as I could see, there were girls decorated with various purple items, many of them were holding the same fluorescent sticks and hand banners as An Mixiu, and their faces were also painted. colorful.An Mixiu murmured, "My God, there are so many girls, is this paradise?"

"Leishi's fans, of course, are basically girls." Kelly said, "So the people in the support club see you like a hungry tiger."

"Fan club?"

"Well, the ones with support sticks and posters outside the venue are fan clubs spontaneously organized by fans." Kelly pulled out a light sign with "Thunder Lion?" from her bag as if by magic. , turned on the switch, and the pink love heart on the back flickered, almost lighting up An Mixiu's eyes, "But the things in the support club are distributed for free, so you can accept them if they are given to you."

An Mixiu looked at the banner in his hand, and he did it with great care. Besides the slogan, there was also a Q-version pattern of a boy with black hair and purple eyes on it.The boy's cheeks were chubby, and there was a smirk at the corner of his mouth, revealing a small fang, like a little devil.

"This is Leishi?" An Mixiu asked.

"It's a Q version drawn by fans," Kelly said, "It doesn't look like this in real people."

An Mixiu had black lines on his face: "Of course I know real people don't look like this..."

Kelly added in a cadence: "The real person is much more handsome than this."

An Mixiu: "..."

Who are you, have you been pierced by the soul, quickly give me back that Kelly who only speaks venomously!

TBC.