Geeky

Fragmentation, serious fragmentation.

Su Shi, who walked into the restaurant with a water glass, stared blankly at Balan, who was sitting elegantly in his seat drinking tea and reading the newspaper, and felt that he had lost a very important part of his life...

who am I?

Where am I?

what did i do?

Balan seemed to have seen something interesting, put his hand on his face, rubbed his lips with his index finger, smiled, then raised his eyes and noticed Su Shi, and made a gesture:

"sit."

Su Shi turned his head and looked around uncertainly, and was sure that this was his small villa in Scarlet Belvedere.

He held the old man's teacup and sat across from Balan, and the brunch prepared by Lena for him was on the table——

Mango cake, orange juice, buttered bacon, banana biscuits and two slices of carrot.

There is no special combination, no balanced nutrition, all of which he likes to eat, and occasionally there is something that Lena forces him to eat (carrots).

"you eat first."

Normally, Su Shi would concentrate on enjoying this delicious meal, but now he has to be distracted, raising his eyelids from time to time to observe Balan's expression...

He still remembered that he was at the Tulip Manor last night, participated in the hunt, had a midnight meal, visited the aristocratic villa that was more substantial than the museum for free, and played a game of reciting poems and drinking together. I fell asleep for a while when I was a little sleepy, and when I woke up, he was in his room...

You're in your room right after you wake up? ? ?

Su Shi himself, as a man, grew up in a country with a wine table culture like China. Although it is not a big deal, it is still no problem to drink a few glasses.He is also very sure that Mino has no experience of getting drunk or playing crazy. In Mino's memory, he is also very sure that he can drink well... Otherwise, Su Shi would not drink so much alcohol.

It's impossible to get drunk... what the hell happened?

Su Shi fell into deep thought: "..."

Su Shi, who was concentrating on thinking, froze, until something moved in his sight, and he came back to his senses belatedly.He looked at the oily-brown, oval creature on the floor with two long silky tentacles and six long legs covered with short hairs that were splitting apart as if to detect the air. The aroma of the food in the middle, turned to this side...

"Woooo—!"

Su Shi stood up abruptly, knocked over the chair, and the cup on the table was knocked over by flustered hands, and the orange juice spilled out. Balan was startled, looked up at Su Shi, and subconsciously turned back following his gaze ——

"Ow—!"

Balaam probably let out a scream for the first time in his life, so much so that he was startled by his own cry.

Two men jumped onto the wooden cabinet where the vases were placed, roaring like wounded animals.

"Bump, slap—!"

This is the sound of Balaam throwing things, the vases, the paintings on the wall... all the horrible creatures that were smashed to the ground, but probably because they were too panicked, they were a little out of order, and the things were smashed to pieces, but the flat jointed limb The animal crawled out of the debris unharmed.

The decoration of the restaurant is simple, and Balaam will soon be unable to find a weapon at hand. The super-sightedness of the blood race allows him to clearly see the egg-shaped creature that he has never seen in the insect guidebook. The greasy streak on his belly and the two receptors on his ass...he felt like throwing up.

"You bastard, aren't you too dirty?!"

"You don't understand, this horrible creature can eat cardboard, soap and paint!"

The two squeezed desperately towards each other, both hoping to be the one to hide behind, better to squeeze themselves tightly between their companion and the wall.

In the end Balaam had no choice but to hug Su Shi.

Su Shi crazily buried his chest, his face deformed in fright:

"Why, why does it crawl over?!"

Doesn't it mean that the hairs on the cockroach's body are all receptors that can sense the human's attempt to kill it from a distance? !

"You go, you go quickly..."

Su Shi ruthlessly tore Balan's clothes, trying to tear him off.

Balaam lifted his face with his hands and stared at him closely:

"Calm down, think about how you dealt with it before!"

Su Shi froze for a moment, turned his head and yelled three times towards the restaurant door:

"Lena! Lena! Lena—!"

……

"Why, I still want to pickle carrots!"

Lina opened the door hastily, and screamed when she saw the mess on the ground, "How could you do this!"

"Kill it Lena! I'll give you a bonus!"

Lina at the door took off a slipper, flung it with one hand, and hit the cockroach with a "snap".

Balaam slightly widened his eyes.

Lina walked towards the slippers and slipped them back on, leaving a living body on the ground. She glanced sideways at the two people by the wall and said:

"Don't tell me that you were frightened by cockroaches on the cabinet."

"Cockroaches eat/poop." Su Shi said seriously, "It's too dirty." He stood on the cabinet and neatly sorted the messy clothes while speaking.

"I hate ugly things." Balan held Su Shi's shoulders, looked down at the cockroach's corpse, and then looked away, as if it didn't deserve to appear in his sight.

"There will be many small cockroaches falling from a big cockroach," Su Shiguang said with a little nausea, he urged Lina, "Take two more shots!"

Lina stomped on the cockroach, crushed it into a cake, and let out a "baji" sound: "Is this okay?"

"..." Su Shi turned his face to Balan, and waved his hand to urge Lina to dispose of that thing.

After Lina cleaned up, she looked at the two elders with distaste: "Are you men like this? Isn't being afraid of bugs a girl's patent?"

Su Shi quibbled: "Men should save women from beasts and bad guys, and women should save men from clown bugs, crying little guys and arrogant fluffy. It is only fair to divide the labor and cooperate. I want to join the male rights organization." !"

……

The restaurant was messed up, and the two were kicked out by Lena.

"Come and sit in my study?"

When the two of them arrived in the study, Su Shi pulled his own leather chair for Balan to sit on, but there was still a hint of embarrassment in the air.Su Shi subconsciously wanted to smoke a cigarette to get rid of the situation where he needed to speak.

Balan pretended to have smoked a lot of flower cigarettes, and threw a pack of cigarettes on the table: "This one is good, try it."

ELF.

It is a kind of flower cigarette that Su Shi knows. It is a bit expensive, but it is still within the affordable range.

This pack of cigarettes has a total of twelve flower cigarettes, a total of six types of flower fragrances, two for each type.

Su Shi was not polite, he took out a silver-green cigarette and put it on.

Balan took out a cigarette with the same color butt as Su Shi. He glanced at Su Shi and found that he hadn't noticed, so he put the cigarette in his mouth, turned the lighter in his hand, and lit it.

Su tried to feel in his pocket but couldn't find the lighter, then said:

"Borrow a fire."

With a cigarette in his mouth, he bent down and approached Balaam.

The tails of the two cigarettes collided gently in the soft flame.Balaam raised his eyes and saw his face close at hand, his eyelids were closed, and his long eyelashes were dyed red by the flames...

The fresh and refreshing aroma of mint spreads coolly in the room.

One of the two was sitting, the other was standing, and each took a few puffs of cigarettes in silence.

Balaam spoke first, "...Atossa wants to see you."

"..."

Su Shi thought to himself: Sure enough, Balaam has already guessed it, maybe even investigated it...

But the straight ball was too straight, and Su Shi couldn't catch it for a while.

"……why?"

He couldn't figure out how Mino would react when he heard the news, but Balan messed him up, and Mino must also feel confused... And he doesn't have to trust Balan, no It is necessary to deliberately show some emotions for Balaam to see.

"I told her about you." Balaam looked at Su Shi uncertainly, as if he didn't know whether it was right to do so. "She hopes to see you again."

"...Maybe you have some misunderstanding, Atossa and I... Duchess Xerxes..." Su Shi closed his mouth angrily.

Balaam didn't care about his exposed familiarity with Atossa:

"She told me about you, you used to be lovers."

"...It's all in the past."

"Do you think so?" Balan crossed his hands, leaning on the curved leather chair, the smoke between his fingers was quietly burning, "So you are also a coward."

"I didn't think about anything," Su Shi smiled slightly, "There's nothing to think about."

Sometimes Su Shi would also think, why Mino Fan never took the initiative to find Atossa, and always waited so dullly?Maybe he tried and failed...but he never kept it.

When she came, he handed her a dry towel and a cup of hot sweet blood.

Leave and wait for her to come again next time.

Why can't he be more proactive like Xerxes and Balaam?

Because the gap between the duchess and the little proprietress is really too big.

And what stands between them is not only status, wealth, but also hundreds of years of life span.

So, in the end, if he really is Mino and really loves Atossa, he will actually be as unknown as Mino, like a dull clock that will never ring, swaying silently.

"'I think love is wanting to touch and withdrawing your hand'," Balan fiddled with the lighter before putting it on the desk again, "don't say that famous line from Salinger. You want to see her, and she wants to see you. What else is there to be afraid of?"

"...In "Blood Family Manor", when I saw Miss San go out to listen to a speech and her head would bleed, I was thinking, if a girl like her broke off with her parents and left her flowerbeds, likely to die, or to be picked up and brought home with severe injuries."

Su Shi said, "Who would plant roses in the mountains?

See if it can also endure the cold wind like a weed?Or are you delighted in the way it withstood the rainstorm for me?

Isn't it selfish for a man to ask a woman to suffer for him for love?

If I can't be sure that the happiness I bring to her will be greater than her loss, why should I take her out of her current life? "

"..."

Balaam couldn't understand Su Shi's concerns. Why would it be painful to abandon his noble status and live a common life?Although Mino's house is as small as a birdcage, there is only one half-blood maid who is not big or small...but the small room will make them closer, and the lack of servants can allow them to interact more, even if there is an ugly one. The ultimate insect will also have unexpected surprises... He meant that if he was Atossa, he would not feel such a painful thing to leave the gloomy rose garden of Xerxes.

But he is not Atossa.

Tina came in and served tea for the two of them. Seeing that their atmosphere was serious, she left without saying anything.

The two smoked for a while in silence.

During this period, Su Shi went to the window and closed the blackout curtain, and the room suddenly became dizzy.

After a while, Balaam said:

"You know 'trial marriage', right? Among blood races, a trial marriage is almost a 'cohabitation' of human beings (he glanced at Su Shi at the mention of this word), so if one of the parties has another... it's cheating but not cheating."

Su Shi didn't answer.

Balaam continued: "Haru-Xerxes drinks blood at least four times a month, so he will always keep at least four human 'lovers'..."

He looked up at Su Shi's profile, as if trying to figure out his mood.

Distressed?anger?

Su Shi doesn't know what kind of mood and performance he should have as Mino Fan at this moment... Although he has come into contact with many top-notch actors, it doesn't mean that his acting skills are also close to them.

He decided not to act at all.

Seeing that Su Shi was still in a calm mood, Balan continued:

"In addition, Xerxes has more than 300 ex-girlfriends...the number is too large, and it is impossible to accurately count in a short time."

"..."

Su Shi, whose mother was single, took a sip of tea silently.

Afterwards, Su Shi almost didn't need to spend his time trying to find out, he had already touched Xerxes' emotional situation all over.

"...When I was young, Xerxes once came to our castle in Fantini, and I injected mustard into his portion of the pastry. You know, there will be a lot of Man, it was fun to watch him keep his face twitching and pretend nothing had happened... a month later, after I forgot about it, he sent me a hand-stitched little brown bear, and at that time I like to sleep with the little brown bear doll. Something inside the little brown bear exploded at night, and the liquid that flowed out wet my whole coffin. What's more disgusting, the liquid smelled..." Balanton said Suddenly, he seemed to be caught in the memory, "The smell of urine made everyone think that I wet the bed and urinated the little brown bear. In order to retaliate against my prank, he asked me about my preferences, and then waited. It took a month to wear off my vigilance, and then I started to retaliate... At that time, I was only 40 years old, and he was over 300 years old! He is really a very sinister guy."

"...Why are you telling me this?"

"You don't have to feel morally guilty about this guy," Balan said, "Do you want to hear the nobleman's advice?"

"what?"

"If I were Atossa, I must be with the person I like."

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I originally wanted to delete the cockroach stems, but after I arranged the stems and typed the draft, I felt that I could finish it in one chapter...

However, it does not.

I have one more thing to say...

But I can't remember.