bullshit

"You just said you wanted to pick Wei Ruhong over?"

The sudden sound made Gu Chi shake his hand holding the clothes hanger in fright, and said modestly: "Yes, I've been slowly helping him prepare his daily necessities."

Gu Chi came here today to wash quilts for Zhong Congyu. A while ago, the tip of this guy's nose was red for a long time, and even his speech became buzzing. He felt very happy, and took several large boxes of cold medicine. It didn't work. After inspection, it was found that it was a proper allergic rhinitis-the allergen was dust.

In fact, there is nothing wrong with being allergic to dust. Zhong Congyu loves cleanliness so much. Logically speaking, there should be no horrible room fermentation.

But the symptoms of allergies seemed to intensify day by day, and even when I spoke, what came out first was not a sound, but a huge sneeze.

Zhong Congyu wants to save face. He is a senior believer in "the head can be cut off, the blood can flow, the hairstyle can't be messed up", let alone lose face in front of Gu Chi. Although there are drugs to control it, he has been autistic for several days.

This is difficult. Gu Chi searched for the source of allergies for several days, and almost scratched off a layer of his scalp. Finally, his eyes fell on the brand-new quilt beside his bed. Unconsciously asked: "This smells so new, have you washed it after you bought it?"

Zhong Congyu: "I haven't washed it."

Gu Chi was startled: "Big brother, don't you even wash quilts?"

"It's too big, so it's troublesome to wash." Zhong Congyu replied calmly, "So I usually just buy new ones."

Gu Chi was shocked for ten seconds, then clapped his hands and said, "Okay, good, I understand why you are allergic."

After the anonymous overturn incident, the second modern high-tech that Zhong Congyu ignored was the washing machine.

In this regard, Zhong Congyu said: "When I bought clothes, the clerk said that they cannot be machine washed."

Gu Chi: "..."

Poverty limits the imagination of mortals.

If this guy was born 50 years earlier, he should be dragged to the street for criticism!Then distribute Wanguan's wealth to the working people!Don't breed them and continue to harm the common people!

……

But having said that, it was precisely because of this that Gu Chi came to Zhong Cong Yu's house to wash quilts at night.

Zhong Congyu hid the hanger behind him, his movements were childish and ridiculous, but the expression on his face was extremely serious. He repeated in a deep voice, "Are you sure you want to take him to live with you?"

"I'm sure, very sure, I can't be more sure." Gu Chi bent down to grab the clothes hanger, but was deflected by the latter, and said impatiently, "Hey, don't play, give it to me quickly."

Seven years later, when a person with eyes sees Zhong Congyu again, he will feel that this young man has grown up and become more stable, his wrist and IQ are strong enough, and he is no longer the childish stubborn ghost he was at the beginning, and he can calmly talk to others. Sit down and reason with your mouth.

Even Gu Chi was deceived for a few days at the beginning.

But now, Gu Chi said it was all fake!Liar!This guy just learned how to pretend!The bad nature is obviously worse than before!He just suppressed the superficial cynicism to the depths!

Zhong Congyu exited the bathroom in two or three steps, and raised his chin: "No, there are not many at home."

Gu Chi wiped his hands, and followed him out with some doubts. After looking up and down—he belatedly realized that this guy was angry.

Gu Chi knew that Zhong Congyu's anger was not like this, after rummaging through the sea of ​​old consciousness to find some clues, Gu Chi concluded that he had something else to say!

And it's hard to say this right now!

Gu Chi was secretly pleased, feeling that he should be different from other people in Xiao Yuer's heart, at least he could see his undisguised side, although this side was a bit...torturous, but he was already content.

He sat down on the sofa boldly: "Oh? It's okay if there's not much, then let's talk about other things, such as are you jealous?"

Zhong Congyu was about to put the hanger back on the sink, when he heard this sentence suddenly, he was so frightened that the things in his hand fell to the ground.

Gu Chi quickly came over to help him pick up the hanger: "Don't move around, how can you still be clumsy at a young age? It's not a joke if you fall down when you get caught by these thin wires later."

Picking up the thing, before he could put it away, Zhong Congyu's restless claws grabbed his wrist with considerable force.

The corner of Gu Chi's mouth raised a slight angle, and he thought, "I'm hooked."

For Zhong Congyu, Wei Ruhong only has a little more "before seen" element than a stranger.

But Wei Ruhong was the Qizi they knew.

So, when he discovered Gu Chi's anomaly tonight and received the "listening" call by accident, the old people deep in his memory met again, and Zhong Congyu knew that the opportunity to break the barrier had come.

It's a pity that Zhong Congyu has no experience in this, so he abruptly distorted the meaning.

Gu Chi had no choice but to screw the "front" back.

After reuniting after a long absence, both of them are wandering between "strangeness" and "familiarity". They both want to get back those youthful feelings at the beginning, but are also afraid of being rejected by the other party after taking this step. Nerves, forcing them to assume a weird and bizarre posture.

Zhong Congyu raised his eyes and said, "You're right, I'm jealous, I don't want you to live with him alone."

Without waiting for Gu Chi to say anything, he immediately added: "I want you to move in with me. As for Wei Ruhong, you can arrange whatever you want. I don't care. Just let me follow you like before, okay?"

——Let's start over, pretend there is no difference, and return everything.

When a powerful person disarms and takes off all defenses, he looks like a child and asks you "Is it okay?" It's so irritating.

Gu Chi stared blankly at Zhong Congyu Xiao for half a minute, almost forgetting that he was the one who lured others to say this step by step.

He put away his hippie smile and brought his face closer to Zhong Congyu: "What did you just say? I didn't hear you clearly. Say it again."

Zhong Congyu: "I still love you."

As soon as Gu Chi stretched out his arms, he hugged Zhong Congyu: "I'm different, I've always loved you."

This belated hug was too hot to touch, and it was also very clear. Fingertips caressed every bone on the back of the other party, as if to be engraved in the memory vividly. cold.

Zhong Congyu didn't hesitate, and hugged her back even more fiercely.

"...I'd rather be a lunatic." Suddenly, Zhong Congyu said such a sentence in a daze.

Gu Chi knew the meaning of his words, he has been haunted by Zhong Congyu's "I like you only because I am crazy" these few years as a nightmare.

Now, Zhong Congyu told him: "I would rather be a lunatic, and I will continue to like you."

"I don't have a decent place to live here. I just make do with sleeping in the cubicle above the cat bar all day long. The things that can be called home are still in another city, which is where I went after I left you." Gu Chi Breaking free from the embracing posture, he raised his eyebrows maliciously, "So, I've been plotting against you for a long time, and I came here to curry favor with you, just to let you take me in, buy big and give away small, The younger one doesn’t bother us except that he needs to spend a little money, so in two years I will let him take the college entrance examination and then pack up and go to live in school, am I very bad?”

Zhong Congyu was laughed at by him: "Isn't it? It's really bad."

The next moment, hot kisses wrapped up.

After years of heaviness, those scars that I thought would not be erased, the hatred accumulated deep in my heart, can be suddenly resolved at this time.

The relationship between people is indeed so wonderful.

Gu Chi thought that he would not get used to it, or subconsciously resist, but what he didn't expect was that his body remembered what he had forgotten for the first time, and soon, he was guided by his limbs to respond, lingering...

There is probably only one Zhong Congyu who has such a function left in the world.

Great, nothing has changed.

Zhong Congyu suddenly remembered a sentence that Gu Chi had laughed at himself before: "Have you vented all the feelings of your life here?"

"It's more than that?" Zhong Congyu said thoughtfully, "In this life, in the next life, and even in the next life, I have invested in it, but luckily I didn't lose money."

The brats who only yelled and played in the old alley went to a wider world, stood out from a bunch of hooligans, did not continue their grand "bullshit" foundation, and tasted "freedom", "equality" and "rationality" Tortured back and forth, and finally got something out of it.

And the second middle school young master who was born with sharp claws, was poured with cold water from head to bottom in the "vigorous" that he thought was right, and jumped into the mortal world automatically, knowing that "stubborn" and "tough" can't resist reality. What's more, only one-third of an acre of things in hand will become the capital/capital right to speak.

"Later, I have been changing ways to let myself learn to be strong, learn to get out of the control of others, and learn to face danger calmly..." Zhong Congyu's words suddenly became more and more, and he kept muttering, "Now that I have finished learning, what should I do?" Come back for the prize."

Although the fugitive in the last night did not cause any physical harm, the knife did become the last straw that broke the camel's back. When Zhong Congyu understood his own weakness, he let Gu Chi know that the two of them continued to fight together. The dangers of getting along.

After so many years of sewing and mending, things have changed and people have changed, but the features remain the same.

"Let's stay here tonight." Zhong Congyu said, "I have already quietly recorded your fingerprints into the combination lock, and I prepared the toiletries and pajamas a few days ago."

Gu Chi was stunned for a while, then laughed out loud.

Emotionally, they are both plotting against each other!

As for the time when Gu Chi contacted Wei Ruhong's foster family to come to the cat bar to collect money a few days later, it was another good show.

Wang Dachuan said that the expression of his chin hitting the ground has been his laughing point all his life.

The old woman came early, and she seemed very excited. When she saw Gu Chi, her face turned into a gaudy smile, and she hurriedly took Gu Chi's hand: "Good man, young man, you are a good man!"

Gu Chi withdrew his hand while laughing awkwardly: "It's easy to say, I'm not a good person, but I just met someone who owns a mine at home, and I play around when I'm free."

The old woman didn't realize what was going on, and asked subconsciously: "Mine? Funding for public welfare activities? Which boss is it?"

As soon as the voice fell, the wind chime at the door rang.

All the members of the cat club suddenly turned their heads in the same direction.

Zhong Congyu drove over to support the venue as soon as he got off work. Before he could take off his white coat, it made him tall and abstinent—Gu Chi still thinks that he did it on purpose—pull the pretentious sunglasses from the bridge of his nose After taking it off and putting it in his pocket, he gave a slight nod to the elder in a polite manner, then sat down next to Gu Chi, put his arm on the other's shoulder and lifted his chin and said, "I don't think you guys need so much money, so just give me a little money." The card puts half of the amount you need, and the password is six zeros, do you think there are any more questions?"

How dare the old woman have any problems?

In front of the attending doctor, not only was he found out that he made up his illness to cheat money, but even the money in his hand came from other people's pockets. Maybe the thick skin he had practiced for most of his life was not enough for this time.

Wang Dachuan muttered to the side: "You arranged it? It's as expected!"

Gu Chi shrugged his shoulders and looked at Zhong Congyu with a smile.

"No problem, no problem." The old woman changed the subject, "Are you friends? What a coincidence, my family..."

Zhong Congyu glanced at her sharply, until the other party shut up, he bent the corners of his eyes in a very fake manner: "You are right, you are from my family, it is getting late, should I go back? Need my help?" Would you like to take a taxi?"

As soon as these words came out, the whole store fell silent.

The old woman's face turned from red to white and then to blue, and after a while, she realized what was going on, and then she let out a cry.

At this time, Wang Dachuan also played the game of disappearing realistically.

Gu Chi found that his palms were all sweaty—even though it had been so long, he was always a little apprehensive about bringing up this general topic—forcing himself to find something to say: "Did you really give him so much? To be honest, I'm still a little I can't bear it."

Zhong Congyu's answer was very succinct: "That's Zhong Junchi's money."

Gu Chi: "..."

"Then..." Gu Chi pushed back a step, "Didn't your father ask where you spent your money?"

Zhong Congyu snorted and said, "As long as he dares to ask, I can pay it back at any time."

"Aren't you afraid that the old woman will continue to cheat when she sees that you have money?"

"Does she dare?"

Gu Chi was cornered and ran out of words.

Zhong Congyu stared at him condescendingly, stretched out a hand to press the back of the other's neck, and rubbed each other nonchalantly: "Your question is over, then it's up to me, I helped you with such a big one." How are you going to repay me?"

"I understand! What do you want to eat tomorrow morning? No matter how complicated it is, I'll make it for you, even a full banquet!" Gu Chi was still trying to struggle.

Zhong Congyu was teased by him, and his whole body softened in a rare way. He leaned down and pecked at the corner of Gu Chi's mouth, and said two words slowly: "Eat people."

"If I remember correctly, you said yesterday that the upper floor of this cat bar has a room where you usually make do with sleeping. I'm so tired today that I can't walk anymore. Take me up there."

vulgar!

His head is full of crooked vulgarity!

Before Gu Chi could protest, Zhong Dalang happily snatched him away.