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It is said to be planning, but it is actually self-satisfaction.

The confession in Wang Dachuan's mouth is true to its name, and it's not good enough.

Even Li Yansan, a pseudo-gentleman, couldn't stand it anymore, and left a sentence before leaving: "I booked a table at the snack street. Failure is not terrible. At least the brothers still have money to drink night beer and peel crayfish together."

Wang Dachuan frowned: "Get out of here!"

Li Yansan just get out.

He first picked a golden eight o'clock time point, and then made a heart out of plastic rose wreaths in the dam downstairs, with a big gift box in the middle, thinking about how to stuff himself into it and turn it into a surprise.

"I think it's probably a shock." Gu Chi joked while lying on the window sill while eating Tongtong Laotan sauerkraut noodles, "Brother Chuan, are you trying to find death by using plastic flowers to perfuse?"

"Shut your mouth if you don't understand, mother-feet alone." Wang Dachuan continued to work hard on his hands, kept talking, straightened his upper body, and said arrogantly, "This symbolizes the A love that withers!"

Shit!

He wanted to tease the people around him that "a fat man can choose the death mode even with a simple love story", but he turned his head and found that the "people around him" was Zhong Congyu, and his throat suddenly seemed to be stuck with a pheasant feather, and he couldn't vomit , and couldn't swallow, so he coughed violently on the spot, the movement was connected with the heart, and he almost couldn't stop for a while.

Because the two were still in the Cold War period, and no one was talking to each other, Zhong Congyu didn't dare to look at it head-on, so he had to peek carefully from the corner of his eye, as if he was spying on the most secret secret of the world, and at the same time, he wanted to reach out. I patted him on the back and said, "I'm afraid I won't eat you again", but before the movement command had time to reach the effector from the efferent nerve, it was interrupted by another voice.

Wang Dachuan shouted from downstairs: "Chizi, don't cough! Come down and help me put the lid on! Hurry up, hurry up, she'll be here in ten minutes!"

After finishing speaking, the fat man took a deep breath, weighed the flesh on his body, and in the spirit of "fighting to the end for the goddess", pinched his nose and stuffed himself in it like death.

These words relieved the embarrassment of unknown origin, Gu Chi was like a bear summoned by an old mother, instinctively ran away with smoke on the soles of his feet.

It's so dirty...uh...let's call it a wreath for now, anyway, it's not the same shape and color as the ready-made things in the funeral procession.

The two teenagers in the middle of the wreath are busy having sex, they are really stupid, no matter who sees it, they will have to laugh and scold them for being crazy. There is a kid playing football in the opposite lane. It is not clear whether it is intentional or unintentional. In the last moment, the two sides All was well, but at the next moment, the football suddenly came crashing down, Gu Chi was outside and was able to dodge, but unfortunately Wang Dachuan, who was squatting in the box, was in a state of distress. He was also knocked into a dying age.

The child didn't even apologize, and ran over to pick up the ball, but when he was about to slip away, Gu Chi pinched it back like a chicken.

"Oh, don't worry about him!" Wang Dachuan felt that the sky was dark, "help me first, straighten me upright, I'm stuck head down, and stick the broken part with scotch tape! It's too late! Tomorrow Go and clean up the little bastards!"

Not only did the child succeed in making trouble, but he was not beaten. He was so embarrassed that he stuck out his tongue and ran away.

Gu Chi felt that he had twisted his waist just now, and he was throbbing slightly: "Brother Chuan, it seems that you are not lucky today."

Wang Dachuan sighed heavily.

Zhong Congyu was still standing upstairs like a mallet, not moving in all directions, but frowning and agreeing in his heart: "It's not good."

When I ran downstairs, there were only ten minutes left, plus some friction and accidents before and after, and now there are less than five minutes left.It is definitely unrealistic for Gu Chi to clean up the scene by himself in these few minutes. He slightly raised his head to look at the person at the window, and saw that not only did this person not come to help, but he continued to maintain a condescending look. The appearance, he suddenly felt in his heart

An unprecedented chill.

It wasn't because of anything else, with Gu Chi's personality, he wouldn't get angry over some insignificant things.

The source of the aversion to cold is that Gu Chi really felt the "independence" and "coldness" in Zhong Congyu's character.

For matters related to him, he will devote himself wholeheartedly to his feelings, but as long as he is slightly separated from the main advantages and disadvantages, he will stand on the sidelines and place himself thousands of miles away to watch the show, and sometimes he doesn't even bother to watch the show.

Apparently, Wang Dachuan's confession was classified into the column of "None of my business".

Regardless of right or wrong, Gu Chi has actually been observing Zhong Congyu for the past few days, trying to see something from this family that he hadn't seen before.

Also his true temperament.

Zhong Junchi also said a word to him that day: "Do you think that even if Xiao Yu has the ability to make a lot of achievements, is it really suitable for starting from scratch?"

The answer is definitely not suitable.

Gu Chi refused to admit it at first, but now he has to slap himself in the face.

Zhong Congyu is not tactful, not exciting, not greasy, and not humble, unless he stands at a high position when he arrives, and uses his ability to show his face, otherwise he will step into the society in the future, or he will piss others off, or others will piss him off .

Zhong Junchi, although sometimes quite annoying, but the three points of view from his mouth have turned into three sharp swords, piercing into Gu Chi's heart fiercely, and Zhong Congyu, the kid Every day, he clapped his hands with his biological father in an exceptionally "tacit understanding", and used practical actions to deepen the scars on his heart an inch.

First, Zhong Congyu's personality is not suitable for struggling in the big environment, and there will be no good fruit for him in the future.

Second, Zhong Congyu's ability is stuck here, which is too wasteful.

Third, Zhong Congyu's stubborn temper, what to do if he regrets it later.

If you regret it, it will be too late to correct the mistake.

Gu Chi can endure the difficulties of the outside world, and can withstand the heavy burden of maintaining the family. Although these things will turn him into a dying old dog, he can still foolishly seek happiness by himself and enjoy it—because after all, there is always something in his heart. care.But if one day someone tells him that you are not caring, but slowly destroying, then everything before will be meaningless.

Sometimes, Gu Chi would even have an incredible idea: "It would be great if I didn't know each other from the beginning."

Neither of them looked right.

With the support of Zhong Junchi, he is not worried about money now, but the trouble seems to be even bigger.

"Are you ready?" Wang Dachuan's voice pulled him out of the torture, "It seems that the time has come."

"Okay, okay." Gu Chi put on the last seal, "Maybe there is a traffic jam on the road and we will be late. I will wait while I leave a breathing hole behind your butt. Remember not to make a sound."

Wang Dachuan nodded excitedly.

Goose feathers and heavy snow fell to the ground one after another.

As a result, the three words "to be later" not only became a prophecy, but also greatly sublimated the original meaning.

Zhong Congyu finished a test paper in his room, and when he went to the kitchen to fetch water, he found that the two idiots were still downstairs, and the kid who played football just now came back, but seeing this scene, he didn't even take them. The idea of ​​having fun is gone.

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It has been two hours since the broken box was repaired.

It was three or nine days, and the sky was gloomy. Gu Chi felt that his nerves were frozen. He didn't realize what happened for a while, until he saw Zhong coming down from Yu Pao and stuffing a hot water bottle in his hand. Li, and then looked at himself sullenly, he suddenly realized.

——That ex-girlfriend probably won't come.

In other words, she didn't intend to come at all, and it was Wang Dachuan who was acting affectionate all the time.

Gu Chike politely said "Thank you" and stumbled to open the box. Before he could conceive the consolation words in his head, he saw that Brother Tangtang Chuan really lived up to his reputation.

Wang Dachuan: "Love is bullshit, I don't believe it anymore!"

Gu Chi didn't argue with him: "Hey, well, don't cry, come out first."

Wang Dachuan: "Who the hell is crying? It's for freezing! Help me, my ass is stuck in the hole you made!"

Li Yansan cut in with a phone call, and said with a casual smile: "You know the result, it's already time, don't wait, the old store and the old location, a box of beer and ten catties of crayfish, is it enough?" You guys eat? Let’s call the Xueshen brothers together, let’s combine work and rest.”

Wang Dachuan put on a red nose: "Another five catties of snails."

Li Yansan: "Okay, I'll treat you, today you are the boss."

So far, Wang Dachuan's three-year love life was stabbed in half and cut off completely.

This Spring Festival, it can be said to be unsatisfactory.

Things like making a wish have always had the effect of comforting people's hearts. Rao, on the last day of the festival, when these nonsense ghosts passed by the Bodhisattva Temple after eating open-air barbecue, they didn't know what they were thinking, and went in with their trouser legs , I don’t have good preparations in hand, at least I want good luck in my heart, and everything goes well.

But the words "unsatisfactory" seemed to never let Gu Chi go.

After finally getting rid of the problem of firewood, rice, oil and salt, he was able to concentrate on school, but unfortunately, less than a week after the start of the next semester, he went sideways to the hospital.

The reason is very simple. Although the vegetable seller downstairs and Mrs. Gu stopped fighting online, the cold war did not stop for a day. Stealing vegetables by stealing sheep and playing tricks on scales were all tacitly understood by everyone. Seeing that the peace agreement bought with 1000 yuan was almost two months old, it ended up being tossed and exploded because of a trivial matter that I can no longer remember.

Then again, he was bumped into by Gu Chi who was coming home from school.

It sounded like Mrs. Gu was being reasonable this time. She had her hands on her hips, and the idea of ​​spitting on someone else's head was beyond words. Taking advantage of her age, she vividly interpreted the image of a shrew cursing the streets.

The vegetable vendor was in a hurry, the veins on his neck were clearly visible, his eyes were red, he didn't think about the consequences, he picked up the wooden bench beside him and planned to smash it down.

At that moment, Gu Chi didn't know what he was thinking. Maybe it was because he felt that he was young, so that the old woman's medical bills would not become astronomical again, or maybe he wanted to turn big things into small things and avoid troubles. In short, When he saw the wooden stool fall, he rushed over instinctively, and stretched out his hand to block the old woman.

Boom!

——What a coincidence, it probably hit a certain fatal point, making his eyes go black, his body go limp, and a fishy sweetness suddenly gushed out of his throat, and he just fell down straight on the spot.

There was an expected exclamation from the crowd, and the vegetable vendor fell to the ground with a bang. While screaming, Mrs. Gu subconsciously took a step back, preventing Gu Chi from falling on top of her.

Mrs. Gu was also obviously surprised: "Didn't it just hit me! What's the matter? Why is there so much blood!"

Later, when Gu Chi recalled this incident, he clearly remembered that his first reaction was: "Oops, I didn't have time to tell Xiao Yuer 'we're reconciled'."

He seemed to be in a daze, lying on the ground in a daze, unable to lift any strength, his consciousness was chaotic, and let the melon-eating crowd call for respect first, then dawdlingly took out his mobile phone and dialed 120, waiting for the ambulance to rush all the way , Two poles plus a white cloth to send myself to the emergency room.

This shaking of the hand and leaving the stall was like unloading all the packages. Gu Chi slept so darkly that he almost fainted. He made up for all the sleepiness he owed before, and never wanted to get up again. It can be transferred, there is no shortage of a lively and wasteful self.

The ward of the hospital lacked sunlight all day long, and was drowsy, unable to distinguish between morning and night. He didn't know how long it had passed, it might be a day, or it might be a year. His nerves were always in a state of dissociation. He suddenly understood why many ghosts The story is going to be set in the inpatient department.

In this place, there is too little luck and too much bad luck.

The reason why Gu Chi pulled back the three souls and six souls for the first time and crawled out of the chaos was because he felt something hot against his forehead. Although it was very soft, it was still painful.

As soon as he opened his eyes, Zhong Congyu's cynical black face took over his entire vision, and the surrounding environment was very quiet, so he also gathered his voice into a line and sent it to Gu Chi's ear, "You must kiss me?" Are you willing to wake up? I was wrong, there is no one around, so don't be angry, okay?"

Gu Chi: "..."

Just based on these two questions, he felt that Xiao Yu'er was not a good person!

Sure enough, before Gu Chi could figure out how to answer this sentence, Zhong Congyu sneered again, his voice lowered like a poisonous snake: "I don't even look at what my body looks like now, I still want to rush A hero protects others? I never asked you to protect me like this. I put my words here. Anyway, I have a bad temper and a small heart. If you leave me alone, no one can take care of me. It depends. Bar."

Gu Chi: "..."

I was not beaten to death last time, so I saved my life to be scared to death this time.

Well, the hardworking young master came this trip, not only brought a knife to prepare for interrogation, but also filled a puddle of vinegar and ran wild everywhere.

But these words are like his true face.

Gu Chi took a deep breath, and said with a half-joking tone, "Okay, baby, let's die for love!"

Zhong Congyu remained silent.

Gu Chi was secretly happy: "Fight with me, you little bastard is still far behind."

Immediately afterwards, Zhong Congyu said: "Well, I will die, but you will not die."

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Okay, I can't talk today! ! !

Gu Chi sat up in one breath, grabbed the pillow beside the bed and threw it at him. Xiao Yu'er really didn't sleep in the house for three days!Nagging for a long time, talk nonsense!The first thing to do when you have the strength to go back is to make braised pork!

In fact, on this day, Zhong Congyu originally wanted to say "As long as you are well and don't get angry, I will agree to whatever you ask me", but when the words came to his lips, he had his own thoughts.

The acquaintances Gu Chi saw for the second time were Wang Dachuan and Li Yansan.

The painting styles of these two guys are different, they are in a rush, full of heat waves and foolishness. The moment they broke in, Gu Chi almost woke up from his half-death, almost thinking that the next moment would be the end of the world.

Wang Dachuan threw down the fruit and flowers on his back, and immediately put his hands together and raised them above his head, kneeling devoutly in front of Gu Chi, three heads clanging loudly.

Gu Chi almost jumped up from the bed: "What are you doing!"

Wang Dachuan: "Don't move, let me say goodbye!"

Gu Chi; "Nonsense, I'm asking why I'm begging you! I'm not in a hurry to ascend to heaven!"

Wang Dachuan said earnestly: "To tell you the truth, Chi Zi, I can only feel more comfortable now when I see you. Please respect my old father!"

Gu Chi rolled his eyes: "Say, what's wrong with you?"

The two live treasures ran around for a long time before remembering to bring the topic back to the point. Wang Dachuan suddenly turned his head and looked at Li Yansan, and rarely sat upright and said, "Chi Zi, I'm going to leave tomorrow."

Gu Chi almost choked himself to death with a sip of boiled water, and suddenly suspected that there was something wrong with his ears, and even brought up the memory of the last time: "...Ah? You are going to die, die for love?"

Wang Dachuan suddenly returned to his original nature: "I rely on what you have in your head named Gu!"

Wang Dachuan is not a procrastinating person, he is as vigorous as the charcoal fire used in his family's barbecue skewers, and the broken relationship must be cut across the board. Nose sour: "I dare to ask her extravagantly now, I have no energy, and if I don't make some plans for my future, I will really have a life in the world."

At the beginning of this year, the year was unfavorable, just in time for the big inspection of food safety, no street stalls were spared, even many merchants with qualified production certificates were worried, using this reason, the commercial street was preparing to expand and develop, The ghost's claws can't reach into those high-end residential areas, so the eyeballs fall into this old city alley that no one has paid attention to for a long time.

Wang Dachuan: "The store in my family has been more than [-] years since my parents got married, and they are older than me. But it has always been tepid, and it has not improved. If you want If you continue to drive, you have to get some kind of proof, I don’t know what the name is, anyway, it’s very complicated, it’s a waste of money and time, my mother figured it out, and decided it’s time to close the door.”

Gu Chi clenched his hands for no reason, soaked in cold sweat: "What about the future?"

"Didn't I just say that?" Wang Da asked, "If you sell the store, you can get a sum of money, plus some savings left before, Li Yansan and I will go out and work hard together, let's go north, and wait for you to be discharged from the hospital Finally, remember to help me burn high incense, a grandma, I have had bad luck recently!"

Gu Chi smiled wryly.

Why not yourself?

He is very envious of Wang Dachuan, he can do many things as he says, without worries, courageous and strategic, unlike himself, he looks unrestrained on the surface, but in fact he is meticulous and melancholy, with a natural tearful heart.

Li Yansan just kept silent, let the two brothers chatter, before leaving, he said slowly: "Then we will leave tomorrow, if you need help, you can tell the brothers anytime, anywhere, By the way, I always feel that something is wrong with that old woman in your family recently, so be careful."

Gu Chi hummed perfunctorily, but didn't take it to heart at the time, thinking that she had already been hurt bad enough, what else could she do?

But Gu Chi obviously underestimated his own stupidity.

On the day she was discharged from the hospital, Zhong Congyu was taking exams at school, and Xu Yanyan’s kindergarten held a spring outing. Mrs. Gu was silent for the first time, until the moment she went back and closed the door, she suddenly asked: "There is no one at home now, grandma asked You have one thing."

Hearing the title "Grandma" made Gu Chi's scalp tingle, and said impatiently, "What are you doing again?"

Unexpectedly, this sentence set her on fire: "You still have the nerve to ask me!?"

Mrs. Gu was both angry and helpless, and her emotions collided with each other, showing a strange appearance. She angrily ran to close the curtains around her, almost stumbled halfway, and then desperately Grabbing Gu Chi's clothes, she said, "Your sister, Yanyan told me... about your relationship with that kid who doesn't know the origin... tell me! What's going on!!!"