bullshit

When Gu Chi woke up, it was already noon the next day.

The weather is so hot that dogs lick the ground, and eggs can be fried by sprinkling some oil on the ground outside.

The body was still unbelievably heavy, as if molten iron had been poured into it, mixing all the internal organs together, and then rolling up and down, left and right, dead stiff.

"My Chi son, my miserable child!" A voice yelled, holding a napkin with two fat fingers to wipe Gu Chi's sweat, and began to cry pretendingly, "God loves to torment us." These honest people! This little handsome guy is about to die before he has time to marry him! It's unreasonable!"

Gu Chi originally planned to continue pretending to be dead and fall asleep, but after hearing the sound, he was afraid that he would not wake up from this sleep.

I had to quickly pull my consciousness out of the abyss of precipitation.

His first reaction was: "Which girl is so fierce?"

The second reaction is: "Bah! Who said I don't have a date? I have a date!"

The "vigorous" girl still refused to let it go, shouted loudly, stretched out her sticky paws and lifted Gu Chi's eyelids, and yelled in his ear with all her strength: "Master Chi! Open your eyes and see!" Come on! If you don’t get up again, all the money will flow into other people’s pockets!”

As soon as the words fell, Gu Chi almost sat up like a catapult, spinning around for a while, as if seeing the ascension imminent.

But before that, his third reaction also leaked out of his mouth following his uncontrollable body, and he felt that the moment he was forced to open his eyes, a large piece of round and oily fat occupied all his sight , not lightly frightened:

"Hiss...why is this girl as tall and big as Wang Dachuan? Could it be that I can't stand the handsomeness after looking at her for a long time? I might as well die..."

Wang Dachuan's expression was mixed, and he bit the napkin like a small handkerchief in his mouth and murmured, "Girl's fart! You value sex and despise friends, and you forget your mother before you have a daughter-in-law!"

Gu Chi took a deep breath: "It's not bad that I didn't slap you to death, you fat pig."

"Shoot it!" Wang Dachuan slapped his "several months" stomach, and the firm fat rippled, "Come here, shoot here!"

The aging air conditioner above the head choked out a long-planned heavy air, which alarmed the dust residents stationed on the ceiling, and the two sides quarreled over it, not caring that the two species under their feet were not the same species.

Li Yansan knocked on the door at this time and came in. He saw that although Gu Chi was still half paralyzed on the hospital bed, he could tell from his facial movements that he was fine. There were even some "colorful" spots on his forehead that did not fade away. I heard that he was pissed off by the fierce girl!

Li Yansan: "Oh, my little brother is awake, it's good, it's good that he's not dead."

"..." Gu Chi was silent for a moment, "Third brother, I finally understand why you couldn't find your employer before, and I didn't go west, are you still a little disappointed?"

Li Yansan's heart is bigger than the sky, and he doesn't know whether he is really stupid or fake: "What do you mean by that?"

After finishing speaking, he didn't give others time to continue to sarcasm, and directly brought a large bag of fruit and put it on the table: "I picked it in the morning, it's fresh, everyone eats it, it clears away the heat and relieves the heat, for a little girl like you who fainted from heat stroke after running for two steps." Youth is especially effective! Don't be polite!"

Yan San, who was "not polite", stretched out his pig's trotters first, grabbed the food that was supposed to reward the wounded and stuffed it into his mouth without shame, and then said like a fly rubbing his hands: "Oh, this time is really thanks to the two brothers, Da Chuan and Xiao Chi have contributed a lot! They have contributed a lot! I took advantage of last night when you were resting and tried to pick out one or two photos for post-processing. As soon as I posted them online, the boss came to contact me for cooperation!"

Although Wang Dachuan doesn't seem to be doing any serious work, and he has no skills, but a series of chores such as driving, road scouting, and camera... are all done by him alone. The road of "Lao Mazi" has become smoother and smoother.

Wang Dachuan said twice: "Everyone is brothers, you're welcome, you're welcome, just say anything if you want to help in the future, I still have a lot of unique skills that I haven't used, only you can't think of it, I can't do it, if you have money, I think Take it back and chase the girl."

Gu Chi: "..."

The fat man is still thinking about swan meat!

Li Yansan was already smiling, counting with his fingers: "Oh! Chasing girls? Yes, chasing girls is good. Young people like you have to fight for money, and the other is beauty. It sounds tacky. , but this is the truth in the world!"

These two seem to be biological brothers who have been separated for many years. They hate seeing each other too late, and they wish they could set up a table in the same place and chatter forever.

"Wait." Gu Chi quickly stopped the two of them's recognition ceremony, and asked bluntly, "Yan San, tell me the truth, what's going on in your crazy cowpea's head?"

Li Yansan put his hands together in front of his head and clapped loudly: "Xiaochi, you understand me, it's like this, just now a boss sent a message saying that he hopes we can continue to go deep into the Tibetan line, and come back with some albums of snow mountain scenery. After discussing it, others even paid a deposit, and signed a contract after kissing the person."

Gu Chi frowned, feeling that this was not an easy matter, and asked one more question cautiously: "How much is the bid?"

Li Yansan stretched out a five.

Gu Chi: "Five thousand?"

Li Yansan: "Fifty thousand!"

The price of [-] is not something that can be sold at will now, let alone at that time.

Gu Chi was really frightened by those "bosses" who were stupid and rich. He felt that his blood pressure had doubled. Information and new clothes, as well as daily necessities in daily life.

In the end, the brains of the scumbags were exhausted, and the center board burned down with a bang, and black smoke came out—the data was too large to be counted.

But Gu Chi was not lacking in foresight, he thought for a second - is this money really so easy to earn?It's just a matter of snapping a few photos, why are others willing to spend so much money?Is there anything tricky about it?

"No." Gu Chi forcibly held back his greed, and almost pulled out a bloody skull from the palm of his hand, "Too many, unknown origin, not safe."

If it had been earlier, even if it was only two or three months ago, Gu Chi would have agreed without hesitation.Nonsense, making money but not making money, lack of heart or stupidity?

But since the incident with Gu Jianyu, Gu Chi's supposedly straightforward heart has added a lot of worries in vain.

His family is short of money, but he definitely does not regard money as his life, nor does he need a lot of money to make his life rich. At least at this stage, he only pursues one point so far.

For the rest of his thoughts, Gu Chi has already thrown himself into the deep pit of "how to take care of the house". Every day, he will use Zhong Congyu as the axis, turn on the horsepower, and wander around unshakably.

The first one to quit was Wang Dachuan: "Chizi, are you stupid from heatstroke? We are all here, if you don't fish such a big piece of meat, why don't you give it to others?"

A large number of "brothers" said with serious expressions: "Comrade Gu Chi, you don't want to do what men should do? I am leading you to get rich through new industries, get rid of poverty early, reach the pinnacle of life, embrace The beauty is back!"

Gu Chi: "..."

He didn't have such big ideals as these two.

Li Yansan is indeed a person who has studied for a few years. Seeing that he was a little shaken, he immediately put forward a new opinion: "Think about it, this industry is a new type of industry that has not yet been widely popularized. To put it bluntly, it is just a temporary one. Supply exceeds demand, how many years can this situation last? If it is not done well, it will not be able to last for a year. If we don’t make more money during this growth period, or establish a solid position, we will be beaten to death by the big waves in the future. It's on the beach!"

After talking about the big truth, he said something close to the people: "If you want to live a long-term life and plan far-reaching, at least you won't worry about money in the future, just listen to brother, go!"

Wang Dachuan was a young expert who was collaborating with the enemy and treasoning the country, and he was so enthusiastic about agreeing with him that he almost turned out an embroidery flower.

Gu Chi narrowed his eyes and thought for a while.

In fact, the opinion written earlier was bullshit to him, and he just said it lightly.

What really moved him was the phrase "long-term" at the end of the time.

He really wanted to have a relationship with Zhong Congyu and Changyuan.

Gu Chi sighed, thinking that all my life's wisdom and martial arts will be spent on this dead fish eye: "In short, this price is not in line with the market, you have to tell me why they do such a thing of throwing money away, In the end, it is impossible to eat enough to hold on."

Li Yansan's eyes brightened: "It's easy to say, because the residents there have a bit of feudal thinking, and they haven't had time to reform/open up. It's common to refuse other people to take pictures. They think it's tarnishing their gods. Before filming... "He tapped his head, "I guess it will take time to do ideological work, and I'm still thinking about what to do about it."

Gu Chi and Wang Dachuan thought of something at the same time, looked at each other, and said in unison: "This matter is easy to handle!"

Li Yansan: "...Huh?"

Li Yansan didn't let the two little boys tell the reason, and he didn't bother to listen. All in all, after stumbling and experiencing eighteen bends on various mountain roads, he was surprised to find that this group of aboriginal residents not only He didn't refuse, but also welcomed his arrival very much.

There was a 13 or 4-year-old boy with the color of charcoal and pockmarks on his face. With the nose as the center, the left and right sides of his face were very symmetrical—let’s call him Erma—volunteered here As their guide, they gave explanations and recommendations along the way. They seemed to never run out of spittle, and Li Yansan, who was thicker than the city wall, felt very sorry. He thought that giving money was too vulgar, and giving things was too contemptuous , I just took a few photos of Erma.

The night before I left, the weather was not bad. It rained in the afternoon, and it became cooler at night. I could have a good night’s sleep, but the next day I went back to earn money, but unexpectedly, it was about After two o'clock in the middle of the night, some villagers outside started to get restless.

All the words "crazy", "sick" and "heterogeneous" are being said, and there are some local languages ​​that I can't understand.

Fearing that something might happen, Wang Dachuan quickly rolled out of bed and prepared to take a look with his trousers up.

Gu Chi also felt that the trend was not good.

As soon as the door was opened, Erma was standing outside the door, stopping them with a terrified expression: "Guests, don't join in the fun!"

Wang Dachuan just tied up his belt: "Little brother, your village even uses torches. To put it bluntly, this is about to become a primitive society that eliminates heresy and kills people! Can you say something well?" !?"

Erma seemed a little hesitant: "Well..., anyway, don't worry about it, it's embarrassing, it's really embarrassing, I'm sorry to spread the word."

Li Yansan zoomed in with the camera from the window. This thing is really useful. At a glance, he saw that there were two people surrounded by the crowd.

Wang Dachuan: "Hey, it's been so many years since the founding of the country, and those who should become elites can fly up, so there's nothing to be embarrassed about! Third brother, what are you talking about? The two of you, little brother, I'll give it to you if you don't Speaking of dirty things, I have seen those who go to the field/fight in broad daylight, as long as it is your choice, I will, it’s no big deal, get out of the way, I’ll save people.”

As soon as these words were uttered, for some reason, Er Ma burst into tears, wrapped his tiny arms around Wang Dachuan's waist, and almost couldn't close his hands, so he just slumped on the ground: "Guests, don't go, it's really embarrassing, those two men are sick! If the news spreads, how will our village behave in the future!"

Wang Dachuan braked manually, and almost turned somersault on the spot due to inertia.

"...Ah? Ah!!!"

In the first few seconds, none of the three people present came back to their senses.

But after hearing it, they all turned pale.

Wang Dachuan faltered: "Just, just that one, the same one?"

Erma took a sniff of the snot, and wiped most of it on the big string of trouser legs: "Yes, yes!"

For a moment, the whole room fell silent.

Li Yansan put the camera back into the bag, fell back on his creaky wooden bed and continued to sleep.

Gu Chi almost couldn't raise his breath, and then, a soreness surged up in his stomach, bursting through his throat without hindrance, the discomfort he had suppressed for several days was mixed with the remnants of the last time, and he hadn't had time to feel the pain in his hands and feet yet. When it became weak, it all broke out in one go.

He ran to the toilet and vomited faintly.

But I thought repeatedly in my heart: "Is it because of two men?"

"Ouch, Chizi!" Wang Dachuan jumped up as if his butt was on fire, and ran over there, "What's wrong? What's wrong? Don't mess with your face, facade! Money! Throw it up slowly! Be careful!"

Gu Chi: "..."

From this moment, Gu Chi suddenly felt that even if he overcame everything in his life, there would always be some other troubles, even if he didn't think of it now, it would become a stumbling block to destroy the world in the future.

too difficult……

One sentence of "two men" is enough to crush all the walls they are slowly building now, and destroy them with guns and cannons.

When Gu Chi agreed to Zhong Congyu, he actually thought about this "special love".

But at that time, life was messed up, and this problem was infinitely narrowed. I wished that there would be a beam of light shining around me, giving my chaotic self a little hope, a glimmer of hope, so why would I care so much?Are you going to care about other people's eyes?

After all, they think, life is their own.

But in the end, some things can't escape after all, even if you cover your ears and close your eyes.

In the eyes of these people, they are no different from the heretics who violate the /law /crime and smoke/poison/kill/people. They are born to violate social order, and even more disgusting.

Does Zhong Congyu know?

Gu Chi almost vomited so badly that he couldn't stand still, his hand propped on the wall kept sliding down, letting Wang Dachuan hook his shoulders as a point of strength, but his mind wandered to the sky. Delusional teenagers.

Does he know where he is now?If he knew, would he still stick to the current relationship?

Once it breaks out, what should he do?

"Understood." Zhong Congyu held the phone with one shoulder, and looked at the materials in his hand with the other, "It's all ready, thank you teacher, I will send it tomorrow morning."

"Okay." The homeroom teacher choked for a moment, and still ordered: "If you change your mind, you can tell me, before filling out the application."

Zhong Congyu smiled on the phone, but didn't answer.

The head teacher sighed; "All right, I won't talk too much."

Time flies.

At the end of August, the weather is already getting cooler, but it will still be quite stuffy at noon.

It's not that there is no summer vacation in the third year of high school, but it is pitifully small. Ten or so days pass in the blink of an eye.

But Zhong Congyu felt that these ten days seemed to be equated with a century.

Since Xu Yanyan had a fever last time, Mrs. Gu also suddenly realized one thing, that is, she is still living here at least now, and if something urgent happens, she can only ask these two young men, although a plan needs to be implemented Don't change it, but you can't reveal it too blatantly.

She changed from a barking crazy woman into a smiling tiger that learned to stretch.

Usually they complement each other and interfere with each other. At most, Mrs. Gu can't lift the bucket, change the light bulb, and unscrew the cap of the soy sauce bottle...and come to Zhong Congyu when she has no money.

Zhong Congyu is not the kind of person who is helping to die while flirting. He will be very serious when he does it-just don't speak during the whole process, or ask a question and answer a sentence, and don't even give a waste of words.

Because he only remembered that Gu Chi had said to himself: "Get along well, don't care about other things, anyway, don't make troubles, if you want to make troubles, you have to wait until I come back."

The atmosphere was so dull that it made people sweat, and Mrs. Gu vowed in her heart that unless there was really no other way, she would never come to breathe the cold air around the wooden fish.

But there are also some surprises.

Once, Mrs. Gu was going to do the laundry, and happened to see the school uniform jacket that Zhong Congyu had thrown in the laundry basket. When she found out kindly, she brought it along and put it in a shameless basin mixed with washing powder to ferment.

Xu Yanyan took a shower in the toilet, forgot to take her clothes, and yelled at grandma loudly.

And Zhong Congyu came back at this time.

As soon as he saw his clothes mixed with a bunch of unknown creatures, his face was full of wind blowing fallen leaves, and between his eyebrows was a volcano that was about to erupt, animals began to resist instinctively, and he never wore them again!

Mrs. Gu wiped her hands and came over: "Scared me to death! Why are you walking without making a sound!?"

"Why are you washing my clothes?" Zhong Congyu asked.

"Why don't you wash it for me?" Mrs. Gu felt that his anger was inexplicable, "Do you know which one is yours? I mixed yours with that little bunny's...Xiaochi's and washed it together. "

As soon as Zhong Congyu heard the word Gu Chi, he didn't know why, all the anger he had just now suddenly disappeared, as if he had been poured from head to toe by a basin of water, white smoke was still rising, and his fingertips trembled .

Even... a little bit happy?

Mrs. Gu: "Hey! I want to ask you a question! You two have the same coat size. I don't know who owns which. Can you tell the difference?!"

"En." Zhong Congyu replied heavily, then turned and went back to his room.

Xu Yanyan poked her head out from the door, she was full of curiosity about the two big brothers, but she didn't want to run over to find out, so she could only keep falling behind her like this.

until three days later.

It was early in the morning, and Zhong Congyu finally received the message he had been looking forward to for a long time.Gu Chi still sent a selfie, it was still the idiot scissorhands, and the face that took up the entire screen, but the person seemed to have lost a lot of weight, and was tanned to a degree, giving him a healthy look.

--miss me?I'll be home soon, go downstairs and pick me up!