bullshit

After the thrilling tossing just now, the taxi has become dilapidated, loose and airy everywhere. The steel skeleton attracts the attention of the few passers-by, and it even tastes like a low-end and low-quality Transformers.

Fortunately, it was summer, and if they had gone for a drive in winter, they would have been able to shave off a layer of their faces.

After driving for another ten minutes, I turned a corner and met Chu Yang and his group who were walking up on the road.

In contrast, they are much more pleasing to the eye.

The window of the co-pilot was rolled down, and the hot wind blew wildly. The long hair of the little girl on the seat was brought out by the air pressure, and a classic "turkey fried hair" shape was dented. She stretched out her hand, as if half of her head was bald: "Hey, which handsome guy is this? Is he driving the latest idiot out-of-print convertible?"

Long Guoqiang bumped over there jokingly: "Chu Yang, you care about your/sister, do you look like a girl?"

"You/sister." Chu Yang smiled, "I told her she was broken last time."

Wang Dachuan suddenly realized: "So she is you/sister? I met her last time when I killed the vending machine. Damn it, I have a black belt, and I have been beaten before!"

On the other side, Chu Ting raised her head and pointed her nostrils at the person: "You/sister's little fat man! Last time, my aunt's fountain of happiness cost you your life. This is called revenge!"

Zhong Congyu's forehead was full of black, he didn't know how this group of people managed to keep entangled in the word "you/sister".

The police sirens did not chase after them, and they could only see a small half of the sky flashing red and blue lights from a distance. It seemed that they didn't intend to pay attention to this group of people who only wanted to do nothing but do nothing.

The hustle and bustle is getting farther and farther away.

Gu Chi only woke up after fainting for less than a minute. He was not so fragile, and he was not ashamed to sleep openly on Zhong Congyu's chest. A certain smell is too strong and tempting, and after a long time, it will make him forget it and forget how to talk poorly.

And forget the original appearance.

When he got out of the car, he just swayed because of the inconvenient position of his feet. It was nothing at first, but Zhong Congyu's sharp eyes suddenly made trouble. hugged his back.

Zhong Congyu sarcastically said: "Aren't you good at taking care of people? Why, you can't even look down on yourself, so you need someone to help you?"

Although this sentence is very suitable for this boring guy's style, but because of the wrong timing, Gu Chi's ears have changed a bit.

——It is a combination of the sentence "I like you because I like you" that happened one second before the melee.

Gu Chi actually heard it clearly at the last second, and didn't miss a single word.

Zhong Cong took a step forward with Yu Ban's arms around him, pressed even more tightly, and whispered in his ear: "Can't you pretend to lie on me and let me take the opportunity to hug you?"

Gu Chi: "..."

Well, the taste has completely changed now, and there is no need to stir it.

Zhong Congyu's temperament was as high as his heart, and he didn't care about whether it was appropriate or not, but he was full of doubts: "I have confessed to him that I like him, why are you still so ignorant? Why is there no response? Didn't you hear clearly?"

So this fellow planned to come again: "I like..."

Gu Chi hastily reached out his hand to cover the mouth that caused trouble, and forced the lunatic to swallow the breath he brought up: "What's the matter? Oh, take a bath? You've committed a cleanliness again, right? That colorful brother, there must be a place in the clinic." Let's take a bath, come and stuff this fried peacock in and let him wash it."

Long Guoqiang reflected for a long time: "Is colorful calling me?"

"That's right! You don't want to commemorate your handsome hairstyle." Gu Chi coaxed the other side, "Xiao Yuer, hurry up and take a bath, you smell so bad, I'll talk to you when the fragrance smells good." you play."

Everyone had goosebumps for no reason.

Zhong Congyu used to think that Gu Chi was stupid, a stunned young man who could only shake his fists and hahaha, and had nothing but good looks.But this time he was caught off guard by a gentle slap, and he was still a little confused, before he finally came to his senses and realized that he was not good at anything.

interesting.

Save your cleverness for now.

The doctor at the clinic should have greeted them in advance. When they saw a group of young men who were full of vigor coming in without even raising their eyelids, they ran to the gate to settle down, and started trembling and chattering. Nagging up.

"Fathering! You young people are simply risking your life!"

He slapped Gu Chi's ferocious face on the back, causing the latter to jump up with a cry of pain: "Just this opening, just a little bit off, you can stab right through!"

"Haven't you worn it yet?" Chu Yang scratched his hair and laughed, "Second Uncle, I made a mistake with Xiaolong, I promise there will be no next time."

Second Uncle's next yell was louder than Gu Chi's voice: "Dare you fucking dare to do it next time? I'll screw you directly to your father!"

"Second Uncle, we were wrong." Chu Ting also joined in the fun.

"Why did you bring your sister with you?!" Fortunately, the old doctor pays attention to health preservation at ordinary times, otherwise he would be so angry with these disciples that his eyes would turn white, and his high blood pressure would burst into his forehead. With one finger, he grabbed a piece of cloth on Chu Ting's left shoulder and pulled it up, "What kind of clothes are you wearing? Where did you buy them? Why is the missing piece of cloth asymmetrical?"

Mrs. Chu Ting has a lot of them, and her elder brother risked his life to stop him, so he didn't use that black belt to strangle this old bone.

The second uncle awkwardly shrank behind Wang Dachuan, stared cross-eyed, and added: "Young man, I think it's safer with your size."

Wang Dachuan: "..."

An hour passed.

The original group of bloody boys have been cleaned up, those who should be wrapped in bandages, those who should be holding medicine and eating medicine.After washing for [-] minutes, Zhong Congyu tidied himself up completely, restored the original low pressure, and poked into the crowd with a strong sense of presence.

Gu Chi saw his "immortal energy" from afar, and quickly hid aside.

Zhong Congyu hurriedly squeezed towards him.

Wang Dachuan stared at a question mark on his forehead: "...What are you two doing???"

"Okay." In the end, it was Uncle Chu who said, "I, the only seedling in the aftermath department, have done my duty. I should have the right to know. What happened? Everyone stand still, Tingting is not allowed to act like a baby, be honest. Confession."

A group of people watched him silently.

Second Uncle Chu saw that no one was paying attention, so he raised his voice an octave higher: "Little bastards, don't tell me, right? Believe it or not, I'll add ** to your infusion tube!"

In the end, it was Long Guoqiang who said, "Uncle, we have done great things and become heroes."

"what?"

He pulled the old man into a corner, lowered his voice, and minimized the excitement of the story. Starting from "the patriotic youths act bravely for righteousness" and supplemented by "detecting the hidden secret arrangement", he introduced the meticulous and flawless operation of this operation in an all-round way. Towed a few back-up plans for protection. I thought I could hide the truth, but inadvertently mentioned the murder case at the end.

Second Uncle Chu was impatient at first, thinking that he was blowing too much, and then his face turned red, red turned blue, blue turned white, and quickly grabbed him: "Son, are you alright?"

Long Guoqiang: "Ah? What's the matter? It's okay, it's fine."

As soon as the words fell, the second uncle, who had been kind for less than half a minute, immediately changed back to his original state, beat them up with a broom, and drove them out of the house: "Well, you son of a bitch! You are a hero! Go to hell, Go back all of them! Don't add bad luck to me!!!"

This old man hopped around like a groundhog, and his voice was particularly harsh. He estimated that he could live for half a century and become a legend.

He has bad teeth and is full of nonsense. When he turns his mouth, the mustaches on both sides keep rushing upwards, and he looks a bit like an old-fashioned kettle. He also summed up the conclusions of Gu Chi and his party's actions today without hesitation. ——It takes too long.

The guys who lived too long were speechless. They glanced at the sky, and it was time to go back to their respective houses and find their respective mothers.

Disband on the spot.

When I came here, I drove a convertible car, and when I went back, I could only use the NO.11 bicycle to generate electricity.

Although the distance is not too far, it is more tormenting in terms of injuries. Wang Dachuan's pain is in his buttocks. More and more unscrupulous.

Some of the neighbors in the neighborhood poured a basin of cold water down to protest.

Gu Chi wished that the holes in his ears could be closed consciously like his eyelids.

After finally walking downstairs, he sent the fat man back to sleep. Gu Chi thought he could take a breather and go back to sleep in a relaxed manner, but when he turned around, he saw Zhong Congyu standing behind him, staring deadpan, not knowing what to do. The emotions that have lasted for a long time seem to be gushing out in the next moment.

...Yes, there is this person.

It's nerve-wracking.

The dim street lights began to flicker again.

This guy will always be like this, when there are many people, he will be bored, he will not express his emotions, he will not talk nonsense, and he will slowly relax his nerves until everyone is gone and only the people he designated are left in the whole space , spit out a little feeling, but also afraid of being overheard.

But Gu Chi seems to have the right to freely enter this space forever.

He had no choice but to admit it in his heart, and at the same time use his rusty head to think about how to coax the other party first. After all, when they stood here last time, they were still fighting in the cold war.

Gu Chi: "What are you looking at? Do you have bigger eyes than anyone else? I've gone back. I asked you to cook dumplings this afternoon and there are still some leftovers..."

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly felt dark in front of his eyes, and subconsciously lifted his foot and took a step back without avoiding it—Zhong Congyu directly pressed up, hugged him, staggered, and almost fell On the ground, a heavy nasal voice sprayed on the back of his head, and he mumbled a sentence, but unfortunately he couldn't hear it clearly.

And at this moment, another man's voice came from upstairs: "Zhong Congyu! What are you doing!?"