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Not only did Yi Qier not lose his life in an accident last night, he also gained a pound of weight because he ate too much fried chicken for lunch today.

So who called the police?

The three teenagers looked at each other, staring at each other, and couldn't tell whether they should be happy or surprised.

Seeing them frozen in place, Yi Qier put down the snack bag in his hand, sweating coldly on his back: "What? The murder case should be a supernatural event again?"

People have a very strange reaction, things that didn't really happen to them and left a certain painful price, even if they just passed by, the healing speed is comparable to that of a Shenzhou rocket.

Seeing the bloody scene turned into an afternoon chat, Yi Qier only spent the whole night: "Oh my god! So it's so exciting!"

Gu Chi: "..."

This girl is too heartless.

Yang Bin, the study committee member, is now only grateful to heaven and earth, and suspects that green smoke is rising from his ancestral grave.

As for Zhong Congyu, although he subconsciously felt that there were some unexplained things hidden in it, but because he didn't focus on it and didn't think about it deeply, he rolled his eyes in his heart and skipped it.

He grabbed Gu Chi's wrist, turned around and walked away: "Okay, you've seen what you want to watch, now it's time to go back to class."

Gu Chi was stunned when he heard this, and he staggered a bit: "Hey, how about asking for leave for evening study?"

Zhong Congyu: "But there is time."

Gu Chi: "Your point is wrong, I just want to..."

Before he could say the word skipping class, Gu Chi saw Zhong Congyu's walking pattern suddenly paused, and then turned 180 degrees on the spot. Standing in front of Gu Chi, his pretty brows were lowered, his eyes seemed to be on fire, and he stared fiercely at the person in front of him.

Zhong Congyu: "Where do you want to go if you don't want to go? What do you want to do here? You said before that you will be with me after you finish watching."

Gu Chi was persuaded by him.

He clearly knew that Zhong Congyu was forcibly distorting the meaning of what he just said, but he didn't have any intention of exposing it. Although the old fritters still had a strong desire to skip class, he was still suppressed by the appearance of the person in front of him. .

Gu Chi didn't know what he was angry about, but he just sighed in his heart and said, "Coax it, what else can I do, I've been coaxing it for more than a semester."

Seeing the two of them, Yi Qier secretly smiled, afraid of getting caught up in the fire, and slipped away quietly - he didn't forget to bring snacks when he slipped away.

Yang Bin wanted to go back a long time ago, but at this moment there was wind on the soles of his feet, and he ran as fast as anyone.

If Zhong Congyu didn't drag him back today, he would have cried, made trouble and hanged himself.

The community with the slogan of livable paradise in the advertisement is completely different from the school in chaos. The background music used by the old men to practice Tai Chi is gradually replaced by loud noises. The three of them just stepped into the classroom and were caught off guard by the head teacher who came to class in advance. .

The homeroom teacher said in a strange way: "Some people think that they can relax after the start of school. Anyway, the next exam is only a month away, so they can take care of themselves..."

"..."

"...What's the matter? Is it because of stomach discomfort? Do you want to go to the infirmary?"

This tone, this attitude, this look, the height of the change can stand shoulder to shoulder with the sky, Gu Chi is used to being scolded, and expressed a little flattered by this, but if you look carefully, the head teacher's eyes painted like a monkey's butt did not stay on him at all. body, but skipped directly and looked behind.

What kind of beautiful fairy is there behind?

Looking back, I saw Zhong Congyu covering his stomach with one hand, and resting his hand on the door frame, and his face turned pale -- he saw Gu Chi saw him, and put it on Gu Chi's shoulder -- It vividly and vividly interprets the bloody reason of "going to class because of a bad stomach". If Gu Chi hadn't seen the whole process with his own eyes, Gu Chi might have believed it.

Awesome, learning god acting is first-class!

Farewell in a mortal way!

This turmoil passed with half joy and half horror like this. Yi Qier wanted to take a day off the next day, but unfortunately he was beaten by his parents in mixed doubles. Taking the opportunity to stare at Zhong Congyu fiercely, his eyes are no different from that of a resentful woman, and he is also thinking in his heart, "Why do I work harder than him, but my grades are not as good as his."

Gu Chi looked at it and laughed, he didn't quite understand Yang Bin's mentality.

Not every why in the world has results.

The monthly exam that the head teacher said was really fast, a few weekends of sleeping in, and a few times being followed by the tail pendant of the Xiaoyuer brand to the supermarket to identify dinner, it arrived in a blink of an eye.

Gu Chi saw that the 23 in the score column on his test paper had changed to 32, and he thought it was great from the bottom of his heart!

Zhong Congyu tilted his head and glanced at it, thinking why he was still such a rubbish, but he still praised it mean-spiritedly: "Well, I have improved more than me."

Gu Chi's face darkened: "You won't get nine points more than last time if you pass the test this time."

Zhong Congyu nodded in approval.

Gu Chi: "..."

At this moment, there was a commotion in the class, and Yi Qier rushed down from the podium by virtue of his weight and volume, and flew directly in front of Zhong Congyu, slapping the desk with both hands and smashing it. : "Father! Something has happened! Something has happened!"

Zhong Congyu was baffled by the yelling, and he was still holding Gu Chi's shameless test paper in his hand.

If it was because of grades, then this group of people should have gotten used to it long ago. There are a few good students in the class who earn each other's rankings. After each exam, the No. 1 position will be automatically vacated, and they will automatically move to the bottom.

As soon as the words fell, several girls smiled maliciously at the same time, their eyes wandering back and forth between Zhong Congyu and the podium.

Yi Qier: "Father, give face to my ministers, and face to my Daqiban Dynasty. Can you move the holy car now and go to the podium? Really! Can't really be in a hurry!"

After finishing speaking, it doesn't matter whether the majesty nods or not, just dragging and walking up.

Zhong Congyu hates others touching him without permission, but he really can't get rid of Yi Dali...

Gu Chi understood at a glance.

The girl standing on the podium is a quiet and shy girl.Her face was flushed, and her eyes kept on Zhong Congyu who was getting closer and closer to her. The hands hidden behind the teaching desk should be holding something, which made her stand awkwardly, but there was nothing on her face. The slightly forced look turned a little happy.

It is particularly obvious that the Wannian youth campus routine, this posture is to confess.

When Zhong Congyu and the girl met their eyes, the class booed again for a while.

Yi Qier smiled: "My task is finished."

Zhong Congyu was not thinking here, and he was a little impatient, but kept polite and did not get angry: "What's the matter?"

The female classmate suddenly became more nervous, faltering, and said intermittently: "Zhong, Zhong Congyu... I noticed you when you first came to the classroom. You have special grades... you are the type I admire very much." , I also want to study hard, but I'm just a little stupid..."

When he heard this sentence, Gu Chi thought he would laugh, and then sat and watched how Zhong Congyu, who was useless except for his brain, would end up. The better ending would be to talk about a girlfriend, and the worse ending would be "silent and speechless" , ended in embarrassment, and once again enriched this guy's image of the aloof emperor.

But what he didn't expect was that when he heard these words, he felt a "thump" in his heart.

Female classmate: "If you are free, I hope to study with you, I will not disturb you... I just want to stay by your side, my expression may not be very good, I'm sorry..."

Gu Chi frowned, and his heart skipped a beat—he felt that if the following content was said like this, the future life would become very strange, and his heart, including his attitude towards Zhong Congyu, would be different. Same.He was even more flustered than Zhong Congyu now, as if it had become an idea he had just laughed at.

The female classmate's voice became smaller and smaller, but the words that reached Gu Chi's ears overshadowed all the noise, several decibels higher than all the words just now.

"I also hope that you can like me by the way."

A little depressed, as if my chest was stepped on by a foot and I couldn't breathe, I don't know why.

After all, there are many reasons why there are no answers in the world.

This sentence pushed all the atmosphere to a climax. The boys may have been suppressed by the school for too long, and they have encountered gossip, a topic that everyone has to join in two sentences. Whether you are the flower of Gaoling or Local snakes, take them all down.

Gu Chi's instinct suddenly came to the fore. He sat in the corner of the classroom, had no conversation with his classmates, and watched these people laughing and joking. Dig it open and you will find the filthy dirt inside.

It's not like Zhong Congyu took the initiative to be out of place, but because he was too humble, he automatically retreated.

"But I don't like you." Zhong Congyu said softly, "I'm sorry, but if you don't like you, you don't like you."

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then suppressed the pain.

The girl who seemed very shy actually summoned up her courage at this time: "No, I don't want you to like me, I just want you to give me a chance to let you know me, we can take our time, start with friends first, if You still don't like it later..."

Zhong Congyu directly interrupted her at a loss: "No if, I have someone I like, I want to chase him, I only recognize him, I must love him very much."

The female classmate's face turned from red to white, the light in her pupils jumped suddenly, then suddenly dimmed, she walked out of the podium, crumpled the pink letter in her hand into a paper ball, and bowed deeply: "Thank you. "

Zhong Congyu: "Sorry, but I have to make it clear."

"I understand." The female student maintained a bowing posture, "I can understand, thank you."

"You will definitely be able to catch up with me. I see people very highly. No one will dislike you. As long as you persist, no one will reject you."

Gu Chi's heart experienced a big ups and downs during this conversation with someone else's starring role, and he didn't recover for a long time. He didn't understand why he was so... lost because of Zhong Congyu's gossip?

"How about eating dumplings today?" Gu Chi asked on the way back.

Zhong Congyu followed Gu Chi as usual, but he didn't understand what kind of medicine Gu Chi had taken wrongly today, and his complexion looked so bad that he was constipated.

Also out of a thief's heart, the "he" in the conversation just now was actually referring to Gu Chi, and Zhong Congyu didn't dare to lose his temper like before.

The good confession was embarrassing, and now it has become the two of them...

Gu Chi: "What do you like?"

Zhong Congyu: "Cabbage."

Gu Chi: "It's getting dark early today."

Zhong Congyu: "It's almost summer."

Gu Chi: "Oh, yes, hahaha, right?"

Zhong Congyu: "..."

The old women in the alleys of old residential buildings like to move a small stool and sit downstairs to enjoy the shade. The conversation between the two young men made them all laugh, and there was something new in their mouths after dinner.

When even Zhong Congyu felt unable to continue the conversation, he suddenly raised his eyes and saw a very familiar figure.