bullshit

As time went by slowly, Zhong Congyu began to have a question in his heart, that is why Gu Chi's palms are always so hot?Like a cluster of flames that can never be extinguished, while burning and holding it up, the jumping red light also surrounds the sticky stick tightly, and there is no way to shake it off.

For example, now, when Gu Chi stretched out his claws and grabbed his arm, Zhong Congyu's head, which should have been extremely intelligent, shot out a wisp of white smoke with a "bang", and it was completely scrapped and left to his mercy.

Gu Chi twisted him and ran away.

Zhong Congyu: "..."

It won't be long before this goes on and it will be completely hopeless, okay?

He simply recited it in one breath, emptied his eyes and six senses, and created an illusion that all four things were empty. He put on the right earphone, listened to the mechanical and rigid English pronunciation, and tried to calm down the sudden heartbeat just now.

Gu Chi's current appearance is not at all like when we first met. Although his essence has not changed in any way, he can see it more clearly.This is like when Zhong Congyu was just a frog in a well when school just started, he raised his eyelids, thinking that the skylight he had glimpsed was nothing more than that, but when he looked up inadvertently, he found a vast corner somewhere.

More often than not the ... more attractive gaze is more focused, and then climbs up and gets caught up in a state of being out of control.

Then he devoted himself to understand this person's emotions.

"If I hadn't run fast enough, you would have to wait in line outside the door to get your number." Gu Chi raised his hand to wipe off his sweat, and hooked his index finger from Yu's collar, "Master, sit and wait for a drink." Is it the northwest wind? This is self-service, let’s go, let’s get the food.”

However, no matter how good-looking a boy is, no matter how three-dimensional his facial features are, he can't stand the influence of the smoky hot pot oil in the hot pot restaurant.

Zhong Congyu realized that he had shattered his fantasy again, and his face darkened: "I want to eat myself."

"No, it was fine just now, did I mess with you?" Gu Chi looked around, and when he was sure that there were no people around, he finally knew he was talking to himself this time.

It's a pity that Zhong Congyu ignored him.

Gu Chi changed his target: "Dad, shall we go together?"

Gu Jianyu lowered his head and didn't know what he was looking at. When he raised his eyes, he burst into tears: "Son, I haven't paid my salary this month, so save some food."

Well, it seems that the smelly dad has a misunderstanding of the word "self-help".

In the end, according to the law of the minority obeying the majority—although the majority side is not on the same battlefield, at least they have reached a consensus—that is, let Gu Chi go get the food alone, and continue to display his old mother's ability to help others.

In fact, Gu Chi's original intention was to pull the clock out from the rest of the room to get some air. This guy is at home and school at two o'clock and one line every day. He has been here for so long, and I haven't seen him have many friends, except for climbing the cliff with Colorful Brother. That time, I never saw him go out. If two stories of the Eight Immortals were posted on his mouth, he would definitely be an old-fashioned fairy who came out after a hundred years of retreat in martial arts novels.

What a waste of a good skin, if you don't take advantage of the "follower" attribute and pull it out when you are still alive, and hook up with such a couple of nympho girls, you deserve to be punished by God!

By the way, find a few more for yourself...

Hey hey hey.

While thinking this way, Gu Chi smiled idiotically, and began to list his future plans for "walking the dog to tease girls" in his mind.

It was at this time that Zhong Congyu quietly came behind him.

In fact, Zhong Congyu also discovered his bad habit of inconsistency between words and deeds, but he couldn't correct it for the time being.

In fact, it can't be called "quietly". He usually doesn't make any loud noises when he walks, especially in such a noisy environment, he can't hear at all unless his ears are pointed. What's more, Gu Chi's thoughts are completely out of the right track now.

So Gu Chi held three oil dishes in both hands, and bumped into Zhong Congyu as soon as he turned his head.

It was really called a hug, both Zhong Congyu and Gu Chi subconsciously stretched out their arms and hugged each other, and they didn't let go for a full three seconds.

Gu Chi's first reaction was ouch, what is this all about.

Zhong Congyu froze all over, and froze on the spot into a human stick that pierced the sky. He stared at him dumbfounded, and his heart rate that had finally calmed down exploded again in various ways.

"To be honest, you should tie a bell around your neck next time, or I will be scared to death by you sooner or later." Gu Chi rubbed his head with his palm, trying to regroup the nerves in his brain that had been knocked apart. ?”

Zhong Congyu couldn't speak on the spot - of course, it wasn't because of what Gu Chi said, but because of the action above.

But Gu Chi automatically understood that this guy was angry, because he saw a big puddle of grease on Zhong Congyu's clean school uniform.

How to do how to do?

Is it useful to coax on the spot?

At this time, another familiar "Wow" interrupted the embarrassing scene.

"Father! Have you been assassinated? Come and escort me!!!"

"..." Gu Chi didn't even need to roll his eyes to know which group of people it was, it was really unpleasant.

Yi Qier is not only fat, but she is also a four-eyed girl. However, for the sake of the lingering love of beauty, she would take off her big-frame glasses outside of class and fill her world with Beautifying and exfoliating.

Therefore, Gu Chi was "worn out" by him as it should be.

Yi Qier got stuck on the way: "Ah! You... so you are here too!"

Gu Chi said word by word: "My name is Gu Chi."

High school students all over the country have a very strange common characteristic. They fail their exams. When they are sad, they are really sad. They cry and cry. They are inspired not to waste a second of time in their future studies, but they are also true for seven seconds afterwards. The memory of the goldfish brain did not affect their mood of drinking beer all night.

Coincidentally, Gu Chi ran into his classmates who came out for dinner here.

A large group of boys and girls' impression of Zhong Congyu was that he only looked at Xueba. He had never seen gods in other entertainment venues, so he was naturally quite curious.

So... another group of people came forward to watch.

Gu Jianyu waited expectantly for his son to bring food back to feed, but he did not expect a pack of hungry wolves to come.

The reason for Hungry Wolf's dinner party this time is very simple, that is, the school dormitory building has finally been rumored to be haunted!

Yi Qier knocked on the bowl with his chopsticks, looking at his posture, it was almost like a trumpet: "Brothers and sisters, are you excited or not stimulated? After waiting for a year and a half, I have lived up to everyone's expectations. It is finally haunted!"

Gu Chi "..."

So, are they planning a passionate adventure?

Have you ever thought about ghosts?

Zhong Congyu took off his coat and threw it to Gu Chi, rarely saying a word: "The term will be over soon."

He raised his chin and signaled you to wash the things you have tossed out before returning them to me.

Yi Qier: "No, no, no, we will go after the final exam. Even if you want to go before the final, there are so many people in the school, there is no sense of experience."

Gu Chi: "Oh? Over the wall in the middle of the night, right?"

As soon as Gu Chi spoke, this group of people trembled. They really couldn't understand why Zhong Congyu and Gu Chi could live in harmony for a semester.

Someone muttered: "Isn't this a common meal for you?"

Yi Qier immediately covered up: "Are you two going? It will be very exciting, much better than the haunted house experience."

But Gu Chi insisted: "No."

As soon as the voice fell, everyone present dropped their jaws.

Jokes, gags, and the bastard thing that alarmed the grade director to scold the street, there is no Gu Chi, is this still the famous Gu Chi?

But Gu Chi seemed determined not to go this time, saying that there was no room for it.He folded the clothes that Zhong Congyu threw to him in public and stuffed them into his schoolbag, frowning: "What are you looking at, haven't you seen it? I won't go if I don't want to go, eat!"

The rest of the meal was no different than usual.

Others may think that Gu Chi's brain is cramped somewhere, and he works against others all day long, picks the time to have indirect brain attacks, and does all the work that kills people's interest, just likes to make people unhappy .

But only Zhong Congyu knew that Gu Chi's seemingly decisive "one bite" did not bite down immediately.

He wants to go.

He doesn't really like being out of groups.

But he knew that Zhong Congyu was afraid of the dark.

That's why he said no.

I discovered it a long time ago. I only knew it at that time. In order to please Zhong Congyu and help him intercede with Zhao Gudong, Gu Chi even did the stupid thing of cutting wires. Unfortunately, this flattery was slapped on the horse's hoof, that's all. Coincidentally discovered Zhong Dashen's weakness, and kept memorizing it so coincidentally, and just used it temporarily.

Actually, Gu Chi is not a bad person.

Not only is it not bad, but it’s also pretty good, careful, considerate, if being a boyfriend is definitely a heart-warming little wolf dog who hates you and looks up to you, spends every day despising you and taking care of you, and can even pretend to be dead from time to time Sell ​​silly to make you happy.

What a wonderful person!

When returning home, Zhong Congyu felt uncomfortable.

Should I say sorry?

Say "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you can leave me alone, I hinder you, I can go by myself, you can go wherever you like, don't think about my feelings, just spread your wings and fly"?

Uh... This is really a little unspeakable, even a little hypocritical.

Every time Zhong Congyu's head thinks about these things of getting along with people, it will turn into Gu Chi's head, but if he can't speak well, can't he be better with his hands?

Zhong Congyu stepped forward and bumped Gu Chi's arm with his own.

"I'll go." Gu Chi was caught off guard and almost landed on the ground, frowning, "Xiao Yu'er, what did I provoke you today?"

Following Wang Dachuan's example, Zhong Congyu patted him on the back again: "No."

Zhong Congyu just wanted to thank him.

"Then are you looking for my pleasure?" Gu Chi was amused by his appearance, and bounced back once, with a slightly raised ending, "Don't be like Wang Dachuan's toad/toad, trust me, he's not as handsome as you. "

The two teenagers bumped into each other in the alley like this. Gu Chi was going to show him the unique jumping posture of a local youth, but because he was too excited, he really fell to the ground.

Zhong Congyu tried to reach out to pull Gu Chi up, but Gu Chi dragged him to the ground instead.

Gu Chi "Come down! I fell and you must fall too!"

Gu Jianyu was very happy watching them fight and fight, and even bought a piece of hot soybean milk for each of them at the street stall to warm their stomachs.

Just as I took the money out of the wallet, the phone rang.

An unfamiliar phone number.

But if you look through his call records, you will find that this phone number has actually been dialed several times, but Gu Jianyu didn't set a note.

Gu Jianyu felt that his palms were suddenly soaked in cold sweat, and tremblingly pressed the on button.

"Hey?"