bullshit

After a contest between idiots and idiots, the idiots were not killed by idiots, but accidentally injured a smart person.

Zhong Congyu felt that since he came here, his IQ was like a flood from a sluice, leaking continuously, and there were signs of leaking faster and faster.

Sooner or later, he will become a "lower creature" like a fool.

The environment is so mysterious.

People are so strange.

"Let go, don't drag me." Zhong Congyu slapped Gu Chi away with his other hand, which was still intact, "I said don't touch me!"

"Why are you so stubborn? Who taught you? You are a doctor? Resisting is useless. The 'no need' you said is really useless."

Gu Chi ignored all his resistance, and slapped him hard, just trotting forward with the person on his back, his steps were steady, and the position of the palm around the wound was just right, it seemed that he was used to this movement.

Zhong Congyu was furious and yelled, "Gu Chi!"

Gu Chi tilted his head: "Why did you call me?"

"Put me down!"

"Don't let it go."

"Will you let it go!"

"Definitely not letting go!"

To be honest, Gu Chi actually doesn't have such a good temper. He wanted to beat Zhong Congyu back when Zhong Congyu said Muyu's words with a cold face for the first time, but now he just controls the fire so that he doesn't flare up.

what else can we do?

People are pressed by themselves, with more than a dozen pairs of eyes looking at them, it's probably not good to slap their buttocks and beat people after they get up, wouldn't they become those stallion men who have played once and are irresponsible?Moreover, Zhong Congyu can be regarded as a neighbor and an acquaintance at the same table, and he will not see him when he looks up and looks down...

Dad said, you have to give yourself some leeway in life.

So as not to become such a "fate of the world" like Zhong Congyu.

It's a little difficult...

Gu Chi felt that the last time he used his brain was 800 years ago, and it took most of his strength just to start those rusty gears, and finally, let him choke out a sentence: "Okay, don't make trouble, you are inexperienced in this matter. "

Zhong Congyu was stunned when he heard this: "...experience?"

Very good, people have been deceived, how should I edit it next?

Gu Chi faltered for a long time: "Well, yes, you have absolutely no experience."

"Let me tell you, this hand is broken, or the bone is misplaced, or the bone is cracked. If you don't go to the hospital, you can bear it now. When you fall asleep at night, you turn over a little, and the wound It will spread along the cracks, from the chest of the hand to the feet. Within three days, the whole body will turn into shattered ice, and then it will crack! Even a jigsaw puzzle master can't put you together!"

Zhong Congyu: "..."

Who are you scaring?Kindergarten three-year-olds?

Seeing that he didn't speak, Gu Chi felt complacent: "What, do you still dare to say no?"

Zhong Congyu selectively ignored his own theory, and said a rare sentence: "It's amazing, how do you know?"

Gu Chi: "It's easy to say, because of fighting, I often break arms and legs."

As soon as the words fell, Zhong Congyu really shut up this time.

Then all the way to the hospital in silence.

Gu Chi was still immersed in the joy of fooling himself into a god of learning, full of self-confidence, just sent a message to Wang Dachuan saying that he would not eat at night, and asked him to remember to pay attention to the food problem of Little Red Riding Hood. The next moment, he was caught by a little nurse He cursed over his head and face.

"Did you bring him? Family or friend?"

Gu Chi paused: "Student."

"What are you all doing!"

Gu Chi: "What?"

"The fracture of the ankle joint in the right hand has been bandaged now. Go see it by yourself and pay the fee later. Remember not to touch the water or use force for three days, and then come to the hospital regularly to change the dressing." The young nurse's age He doesn't look much older than Gu Chi, but he insists on putting on an old-fashioned look, "You're not old, you still have to learn how to fight, so let's just have an accident, I think the wounds from the tossing on the road can be opened up again!"

Gu Chi didn't understand what she meant: "Sister, what are you talking about?"

Nurse: "Which of your safety and health teachers said that you can move around after a fracture? I can't fix it myself. Are the three numbers 120 reserved for the Chinese New Year?!"

"Blind and blind, both of them look so good-looking!"

When Zhong Congyu came out, he really turned into a veritable "upside down car".He poked at the door, and the coat wrapped in a little dirt was draped over his shoulders in a vain way. The white gauze was spotless, and it was clearly not very conspicuous, but he was wearing it with a strong sense of presence. Sight senses.

Zhong Congyu: "You don't need to go all the way to pay the fee, I've already done it just now."

Gu Chi: "..."

Did he not hear it just now?

Then wouldn't he be slapped in the face on the spot for the experience he just said so boldly?

Oh my God... give me some face...

Zhong Congyu didn't say a word, and walked up to him directly: "I'm going back."

Gu Chi felt that his limbs had become stiff like a stone statue: "Oh, okay, um, that, your hand, does it hurt?"

"What do you say?"

The meaning of these three words is very broad.

For example, what Zhong Congyu thinks in his heart now is that it doesn't hurt too much, he can bear it, it doesn't matter.

But Gu Chi's mind was already frantic to the extreme: "What should I do? That look must mean that the pain is dead, it's over, it's over, is there still time to please him? But why do I have to please him? Shit!"

Simply worry to death.

But who knows that "blessings never come together, and misfortunes never come singly."

Zhong Congyu and Gu Chi stood at the door of the toilet at home for almost 10 minutes, and had an in-depth discussion on the issue of "how to let the wounded take a bath".

Rolled all over in mud, if he didn't take a bath before going to bed, Zhong Congyu, who is famous for his cleanliness, might knock himself unconscious on the ground with a palm.

Zhong Congyu: "Find me a bag and wash it in it."

Gu Chi: "Brother, save yourself some snacks, the second infection, do you want to get an infection?"

Zhong Congyu's face darkened to the extreme, and for the first time he uttered a hasty tone: "Then what do you say?!"

Gu Chi was about to cry with this question. He felt that not only did he experience extreme physical stimulation today, but he also suffered psychological and IQ damage.

Zhong Congyu is really a walking evil spirit!

The corners of Gu Chi's eyes twitched, his eyes circled around, and he pressed his thumb on his temple: "Actually, there is no way..."

It's kind of rare to say it.

Zhong took it from Yu Wuwu: "Speak!"

"Go in and take off your clothes, hold your hands up, and I'll wash them for you."

Zhong Congyu: "What!"

"Put me down!"

Gu Chichi guessed his reaction, so while talking, he took off the towel and put Zhong Congyu in the bathtub.

The spine with no fat on his back came into intimate contact with the bathtub, causing him to let out a muffled grunt in pain, and unexpectedly forgot to get up.

Immediately afterwards, taking advantage of the danger, Gu Chi quickly removed the shower head from the wall, turned on the faucet, and pressed the clock to stop Yu's shoulders from struggling, and with a bang, except for his hands, he drenched the latter from the top of his head.

Gu Chi rolled up his sleeves and trousers and said, "Okay, accept your fate, take off your clothes, and let me tell the story yourself."

As long as Fan Zhong Congyu had a chance, he probably beat Gu Chi to the ground.

The two carefree teenagers are actually very careful in doing things. In order not to get the bandage on their right hands, they are very careful and careful.And the emotions similar to anger and distorted thoughts also calmed down, and they went to work together according to the master's wishes.

Gu Chi was patient for another 10 minutes, but then he couldn't stand it anymore - Uncle Zhong was very uncooperative.

"Hands up."

"Look up, don't move your Adam's apple!"

"Close your eyes, I'm going to wash the foam off my hair... Are you a maomaojing? Learning without hair loss?"

"..."

I'm exhausted, I'm exhausted serving people!

Zhong Congyu just sat there motionless, just when Gu Chi was about to play him like a dumb man, he suddenly asked, "Have you been helping others fight?"

Why does this sound a bit like the non-mainstream shadowless killers in those gangster movies?

The style is wrong!

Gu Chi was stuck for a while, and suddenly realized that this guy was trying to set the topic with him: "Hehe, yes, my family is poor, so as long as others give me money, I will die."

Zhong Congyu replied solemnly: "How much is it once?"

Gu Chi: "..."

Gu Chi: "RMB [-], Alipay and WeChat are supported."

"Okay, wipe yourself off." He wrung out the towel and slammed it on Zhong Congyu's chest, "Fake, two hundred and fifty is too cheap."

"I haven't told you, I have two best buddies who have played with me since I was a child. One is the fat man named Wang Dachuan, who is the guy who pulled you up in the afternoon. He is in the third year of high school. The other is relatively small, and he is in elementary school. Fourth grade, you have seen him before, we call him Little Red Riding Hood, his name is Wei Ruhong, he is the kid I grew up with Fatty in a puddle of shit and urine, his father has problems and loves to beat people, this time it is also for his sake I I just went there, and I only work hard for them and my dad, and they are one of the few friends I have."

In fact, there are still some things, but he didn't say anything, just introduced it roughly.

Gu Chi: "Where do you put your change of clothes? I'll go to your room and get them for you."

Zhong Congyu's nerves immediately became tense again: "No, I will go by myself."

"Are you planning to run naked?" Gu Chi smiled, "Just wait for me."

But at this moment, the phone in the living room suddenly rang.

Gu Chi was a bit obsessive-compulsive, and his heart would panic if he didn't deal with the ringtone first. He grabbed his clothes with one hand and threw them to Zhong Congyu, gesturing to put them on, and answered the phone with the other hand.

Wang Dachuan's voice came out explosively from the receiver: "Hello? Chi Zi, have you seen Little Red Riding Hood? Where is he? I've been waiting for you for a long time. Where did you go, little brat? Go home!"

Gu Chi's heart skipped a beat, it was a bad premonition.

Before he could answer, the phone beeped again, and Gu Jianyu's phone was plugged in.