bullshit

Gu Chi thought, am I such a person who can't help being tempted?

is it?

It really is.

rubbish?Can.

Repair electrical appliances?Can.

Take it to fight?Of course you can.

As long as you help get rid of Zhao Gudong, you can do anything.

Wang Dachuan raised his forehead and asked, "Comrade Gu, where's your face?"

"Come on, you're still asking me for shame?" Gu Chi glared at him, "This is much better than your Tai Chi technique, and the equivalent exchange won't hurt your friendship or waste your energy. Come on, I want to go back and do it. It's time for dinner."

Wang Dachuan shouted to his back: "I think you are about to make a promise with your body soon."

Gu Chi's footsteps paused, facing the setting sun that hadn't fully set in the afternoon, he used his hand as a knife, with a fierce expression on his face, he turned around and made a gesture of cutting his neck.

It means: Be careful I kill live pigs.

Wang Dachuan didn't know it, and continued to wave his pig's trotters to express his feelings: "Son, if you are bullied at your in-law's house, remember to come back and ask your father for support~"

Since then, Zhong Congyu has been sticking to Gu Chi to go to school every day. He doesn't talk much nonsense, he doesn't belong to the type who keeps chattering along the way, he is very quiet, and if he puts it anywhere, he will be a shut-up monk who follows silently, but It's definitely not easy to bully, if Gu Chi wants to skip class and be lazy, then don't want to be idle.

06:30, never a second late.

For this reason, Zhong Congyu gave the reason that I need to eat breakfast, and I can't study or use my brain to think if I don't eat breakfast.

The people in the class have dropped their jaws twice recently.

The first time was because Gu Chi had not been late for class for three consecutive days. What an unbelievable thing this is, just like you suddenly found out that one of the top ten candidates who moved China this year was the ringleader of last year's serial murder case.

Exciting!

Could it be that what is in Gu Chi's body now is not Gu Chi, but a space-time soul traveler?

The second time, it was because of Zhong Congyu.

Since Yi Qier called "Father Emperor" last time, this inertia has become directly proportional to her mass, and there is no way to reverse it.After learning the news that the home addresses of Xueshen and Xueshouzhi were not more than three steps away, he ran to Zhong Congyu crying and said:

"Father! Did you find me a queen mother? Do you not love me anymore?!"

Gu Chi felt a shudder running down his spine when he heard this, and immediately picked up a book and threw it at it - that's right, no one in the class read Yi Qier as a girl.

Yi Qier shrank his head and dodged, letting the attacker draw a not-so-gentle parabola on top of his head, and said in a low voice, "I understand, it turns out to be Lord Nine Thousand Years Old! Hello, Sir, good luck!" !"

Gu Chi: "What is nine thousand years old?"

Zhong Congyu: "Have you heard of Wei Zhongxian?"

Gu Chi: "..."

Outrageous!

Zhong Congyu: "Also, that book is mine."

"I'll pick it up for you immediately and wipe it clean!" Yi Qier flattered immediately, "Who the hell, I'll borrow your tissue paper and don't return it."

A class of neuropathy!

After another two days like this, Gu Chi found that Zhong Congyu was not bad in other aspects except his wicked mouth, and sometimes he could even be described as quite powerful.

For example, work efficiency, the day after the agreement was reached, he went to find Zhao Gudong.

Director Zhao, with two eyeballs comparable to light bulbs, shot Gu Chi back and forth no less than ten times. Asked in a puzzled tone: "It's really not him?"

Zhong Congyu: "Yes."

Director Zhao noticed that Zhong Congyu was falling towards Gu Chi this time, so he slowed down his tone and continued, seemingly kindly: "Hey, Student Zhong, this is not a joke, you said it wasn't him , is there any proof?"

Zhong Congyu didn't change his face: "What evidence do you need?"

Director Zhao: "I don't know who the classmate who was bullied is, but you must know that he was not pursued to protect his face before, but now that things have turned around, he should be called to ask the person involved."

Gu Chi thought he was about to suffer.

Zhong Congyu: "Well, good."

Gu Chi stood beside Zhong Congyu, with a desk blocking his view, and immediately stepped on it.

Gu Chi winked: Stupid?I was the one who made the call in the first place, and that guy will definitely go through the gang when he comes!

Zhong Congyu suffered from pain, and his expression suddenly froze.

Director Zhao: "Is student Zhong feeling unwell?"

The latter immediately returned to the original position: "Teacher, please call someone."

Director Zhao readily agreed.

Immediately afterwards, Gu Chi saw him silently giving himself an "OK" at the bottom of the table, and bent down to cover his leg, which was so painful that it was beyond recognition.

……

As for the pain?

Gu Chi weighed a potato in the supermarket, and said with a smile, "Okay, you, that little bastard really helped us later. Hey, how did you do it?"

Zhong Congyu poked his index finger into the rice box, suddenly felt a little amusing, and put his whole hand in again: "I told him in advance that if he helps us, I will do his homework for a semester and promise to help him." beat you."

"Is it so fierce?" Gu Chi didn't expect Zhong Congyu to be willing to help for this sake, and glanced at the frozen meat food beside him, "Auntie, weigh a fish for me!"

Zhong Congyu: "What?"

Gu Chi: "Huh?"

Zhong Congyu was puzzled: "Didn't you just call me?"

Gu Chi took the packed carp, looked back and forth between the two, and suddenly realized: "Oh, you heard wrong, I'm talking about this fish, not your 'yu'."

Afterwards, he raised his eyebrows, exuding the scorn of a bad student to the extreme, and said with a smile, "Your fish must be hard to eat, so you're not interested."

Zhong Congyu's face flushed red.

Gu Chi was so frightened that he blurted out, "Damn!"

After returning home, the daily routine consists of cooking and doing homework. Normally, after Gu Chi is done, he will send a copy to Little Red Riding Hood first. The two families are close to each other, and it only takes about ten minutes to go back and forth.Zhong Congyu started to pack his things when he heard the sound of footsteps in the corridor like thunder rolling in the sky. When the second sound sounded, he knew that this person had returned.

I have to say that Gu Chi is not very good at studying, but he is really good at cooking.

It is really delicious, and you can play tricks, and you can not repeat the same for a week.

"I knew it when I was in elementary school." Gu Chi bent down to take a bowl from the cupboard, "My dad is away at least eight months a year, if I don't learn, sooner or later I'll be poisoned to death by instant noodles, or I'll eat bread Choking to death."

Zhong Congyu's heart suddenly "thumped" - he remembered what Yi Qier said about Gu Chi's mother earlier.

What about your mother?

Zhong Congyu asked like this, but he couldn't say it, and he couldn't say it.

But Gu Chi is like a roundworm in his stomach, not only can he control his stomach to the extreme, but he can even feel his mind clearly.

When Gu Chi handed the chopsticks to Zhong Congyu, he said, "You want to ask my mother, right? She died a long time ago, and I almost forgot what she looked like. There are no photos at home, and my father never mentioned this in front of me." people."

Zhong Congyu: "But I..."

"But what about you?" Gu Chi laughed and sat down on his seat, "Have you heard from your classmates that my mother's death is an urban legend, I can't get away with it, and there is a high possibility that the murderer is behind the scenes? "

Zhong Congyu didn't speak.

It really is.

Gu Chi: "Stop, stop, you won't be a college bully, your IQ is one of the best in our place, do you believe that too?"

That day was the only day Zhong Congyu didn't have enough to eat since he came to Gu Chi's house.

Those few questions from Gu Chi never disappeared from his mind.

"Do you believe these words?"

"Do you think that's who I am?"

"Then are you afraid of me?"

When he was lying back on his bed, Zhong Congyu was suddenly pulled back to consciousness by the vibration of his mobile phone. He saw his father who had disappeared for nearly a month suddenly send a text message.

——Son, how about the monthly exam?

——Your aunt and I, that is, the new mother, decided to take time to visit you this weekend, be obedient, and give Dad face, she is really not a bad person.

Hey.

How can there be so many troubles in life?

A person's good or bad cannot be determined by what others say, nor can it be summed up in a few short nodding acquaintances. Even the time is not very used, and it still depends on mutual adaptation.

Zhong Congyu felt that his father Feihua made so many orders, and he only said one thing right from beginning to end-you need to calm down and think about this matter.

Just like the strong desire "I need to calm down and get to know Gu Chi well", it has been ingrained in my heart since the first time I saw this little bastard.