Get out of the way, Tiga is getting bigger [Comprehensive British and American]

"I'm looking for...a girlfriend, will Donuts break up with me?" Steve asked with some difficulty, his expression extremely puzzling.

"Who knows." The Black Widow shrugged and turned her attention to the large wall-mounted TV.It seemed that she wasn't the one who showed the affirmative expression just now.

"—Natasha."

Steve called her name urgently, looking expectantly.He wished Black Widow could make it clear.

Black Widow spread her hands, sat up straight on the sofa, and began to analyze: "You think, there are three situations between you now."

"One is that you like him, but he has always treated you as a good friend—I remember that we all thought that Donut liked you at that time, but after a closer look, the reason is just an emoji, and now young people are so open. As long as he doesn't say it, you can't really be sure."

"And you like him, so you start to care about your image in his eyes, and feel that his attitude is cold, and you start to feel more and more unbearable."

"I—" Steve couldn't help frowning when he heard this, wanting to refute something.

The black widow made a stop gesture, and continued to say the second item: "Second, you like each other, which is why the two of you were like one person before. When you realize this and start to care about your own image, it is inevitable The attitude will alienate him a little bit, and your little netizens will feel lost and sad, and misunderstand your attitude, which will also distance you, and you will feel sad when you go back."

"..." Steve couldn't help it even more, but he opened his mouth, but still didn't make a sound.

"Let me add something." Black Widow suddenly changed her tone of gossip, and looked at Steve with a smile in her eyes, "You have mutated from an old antique of the last century to an Internet expert. Smirking at every turn—full of the sour smell of love. You know how different this is from your usual behavior, and this is also a fact we can see."

"So Captain, you should really think about your feelings for donuts."

Steve thought about it for a while, and nodded reluctantly.

"There is also a third situation, that is, you and Donut are indeed just ordinary friends. You don't like him, and he doesn't like you either. Everything is our misunderstanding." The black widow said, but there was a dissatisfaction on her face. A subtle expression of too much agreement, "In view of what I just said, I think the third case can be invalidated, but you can't really be sure yourself, so you still bring it up as a record."

Steve was lost in thought.

"That's why I said to introduce you to a girlfriend." She smiled, "I can test him or you."

"If it's the first case, you like him. You can't stand having a girlfriend yourself. If it's the third case, no feelings, then nothing happens. If it's the second... donuts He also likes you, then he will definitely break up with you."

Steve raised his head suddenly, parted his lips a little helplessly, and found that his voice suddenly became dry after speaking:

"...What if he really broke up with me?"

Black Widow raised her eyebrows as if waiting for the answer, her eyes were full of teasing: "You also think this is possible?"

Steve's eyes suddenly turned to the whiskey on the table, which Tony forgot to take back.

He moved the cup hastily and took a big gulp, almost choking himself.As if having something to do would make him less at a loss, he explained: "I don't think we like each other, I just ask... just in case."

"And having a girlfriend is just for testing, it's not fair to anyone."

The smile on Black Widow's face became even more helpless.

She could only pat Steve on the shoulder, and said sympathetically, "Don't forget that your donut is just an ordinary person. If something happens to you in the future and you find out about your feelings, then it will be true." That's too late."

"..." Steve was speechless, he couldn't help recalling the Tongue Ejector incident.

That day, the tongue-drawer's knife was about to pierce Ann's chest. If he hadn't rushed in in time—he would have been a few minutes late, Ann would have died tragically on the spot.

Afterwards, when the interrogation record of the tongue-ejector came out, he knew that the tongue-ejector liked to disembowel people, and then let people have their internal organs and tongue removed in great pain, killing people alive.The method is extremely cruel.

If he was really a few minutes late that day...

Steve couldn't imagine what happened next.Just thinking about the possibility made him breathless.

yeah, why?Ann is just a friend he met in modern society, unlike Bucky who grew up with him when he was young, since when did he care about Ann so much?Is this really normal?Ordinary friends... Is he like this too?

"How are you thinking?" Black Widow's eyes stayed on the empty glass in Steve's hand.

He didn't seem to notice this at all, he was still in a trance with an anxious and serious expression, and put the cup to his lips on his own.

"...It's impossible for us to like each other. The reason why Donut and I are so close may be because we get along very well." Steve recovered and denied it.He paused, but couldn't help but say, "And we're all men."

"Captain, in your opinion, is it strange for a man to be with a man?" The black widow suddenly recovered and sat up straight.

She seemed very interested in the topic.

"...For our era, this is a bit too shocking." Steve hesitated, looking down at his hands.

It was these hands that hugged Ann that day. Although it was only for a short moment, it was also to rescue Ann from the pillar, but he did touch it.

Would he find it hard to accept hugging Ann?

Steve was silent for a moment, expelled this strange idea from his mind, and said affirmatively: "I also expected to have a girlfriend, get married in the future, start my own family, and have a few children. But I never thought about it. ever with a man."

— But liking a man and liking a particular man are two completely different things.

The Black Widows are acutely aware that their moral role models are subconsciously avoiding this question.The captain is not only not enlightened, but also does not want to be enlightened.

She changed her mind and suddenly had an idea. She smiled and stopped insisting: "Since you are so sure, then we must have made a mistake."

Steve nodded immediately.

"But no matter what, Steve, you definitely want to protect your little netizen, you can't deny that, can you?" The black widow saw the blond man's sincere expression and nodded again, and then revealed her plan, " So you just do what you want, stop worrying about your attitude towards him, and pay more attention to his safety. As long as you don’t want to alienate him, everything will be fine.”

"I see." Steve breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that this was a reasonable suggestion, so he automatically forgot all the previous words, and thanked him in relief, "Thanks, Natasha."

Seeing Captain America leave contentedly, the smile on Black Widow's face became more confident.

If she remembered correctly, last time the captain was still worried about the pair of brothers named "Watson" sleeping in front of his netizen's bedroom door, and he was still depressed for a long time when he came back.Last time the captain also stared at the photo because his netizens and new shop assistants had a French meal, as if he wanted to burn that person?

... There are many such things, are you afraid that the captain will not realize his feelings?

Judging from what Black Widow knows so far, the possibility that these two people like each other is still very high.

It's just that she doesn't know if the relationship will continue if Donut finds out that the other party is Captain America.

——After all, for ordinary people, being with superheroes is a very hard work, and it is also a very dangerous thing.What's more, that person is the spiritual pillar of the American people, Captain America who can be a grandfather of how many people at his age.

Thinking of this, the Black Widow was filled with worry.

But the captain, who is not enlightened, finally moved his mind. If he can match her, he still tries his best to match her.

The Avengers Building suddenly shook violently.

The Black Widow hurriedly held onto the armrest of the sofa, and a dozen seconds later, the fully armed Hawkeye rushed out of the room, clutching his bow with a stern expression: "What happened?!"

A terrible darkness enveloped outside the window, and the whole small living room suddenly became invisible.

But fortunately, the darkness lasted only for a short moment, and soon the light returned.

"An earthquake?" Dr. Banner was the second to rush out.

Immediately afterwards, Steve, who had just left, realized something was wrong and turned back.

"Look out the window!" His voice was a little surprised.

Black Widow somehow felt a little familiar. The last time the captain spoke in this tone was when he first saw Di Jia's original size.

When the four of them came to the floor-to-ceiling windows, the intermittent vibration became more and more obvious.

"I think it's another monster." Jarvis's voice sounded, "and it has some special abilities."

"...I've already seen it." Black Widow agreed with a hoarse voice.

Between the buildings not far away, a monster with a golden horn on its head was walking slowly.There are two long and thin tentacles growing between its claws, and it is waving like a whip.And starting from a street very close to the Avengers Building, it seems that a nearly transparent barrier is being formed, forming an inverted bowl shape, covering most of the block including the monster.

"We need to go to the rescue immediately." Steve made a judgment, and his eyes became sharp and serious.He's back to being the strong-willed Captain America.

"I hope the situation is not what I thought." He still looked a little worried, and murmured in a low voice.

"No, captain, I think it's what you think." Tony's metallic voice suddenly sounded.

The golden-red figure had already appeared outside the window while speaking, and after turning around, he fired a cannon at the translucent barrier not far away.

The cannonball was immediately swallowed by the barrier without causing any sound.

"...This is really bad." Hawkeye murmured.