when lion meets ram

After thinking twice, Zheng Xinming bought a Huawei mobile phone worth around [-] yuan.This kind of model, one is in line with his style, and the other is that it doesn't feel bad if it falls into the water and breaks.

With a new mobile phone in his left trouser pocket and an old Nokia in his right trouser pocket, he was walking on the bustling commercial street in Shanghai, planning to find a famous Shanghai snack to pay homage to the Wu Zang Temple tonight.After returning to Lingshan Island in a few days, I have to stew kelp and eat dried eels every day.The snacks in the south are better, they look pretty and have a lot of tricks.

An hour later, Zheng Xinming was sitting in McDonald's eating a hamburger.well!I didn't expect Nanjing Road to be so long that I couldn't finish it. I watched several restaurants, but there was a long queue at the door, and I would die if I queued up.After looking around, only McDonald's doesn't use queues very much.Zheng Xinming bit the hamburger hard. Does this mean that people from all over the country come to Nanjing Road?

After eating the McDonald's set meal, Zheng Xinming felt as if he hadn't eaten. It is estimated that he will be full after three more set meals.Look at the little friend next to him on the left, struggling to eat French fries, as if the small bag can never be eaten.Forget it, let's not frighten the little shoots of the motherland.

After transferring from the subway to the bus to go back to the hotel, Zheng Xinming was pleasantly surprised to see a stall selling small Shanghai wontons at the entrance of an alley.Several strong men were sitting at the small table, devouring Maza, and one of them complained why the boss didn't sell beer and barbecue.

Zheng Xinming approached the wonton stand, saw the amount of a bowl of wontons clearly, and discussed with the boss: "Boss, can I combine two bowls into one bowl? I will eat alone, and the amount of one bowl is too small."

The boss looked up at him and smiled knowingly: "Okay, no problem."

"Then I want a bowl of wontons." With sharp eyes, Zheng Xinming noticed that the small basket next to the wonton pot was covered with a white cloth. When he opened it, he saw that there were neatly arranged scallion pancakes. He opened his index finger and said, "I want this too. Come five."

Holding a plate of scallion pancakes, Zheng Xinming walked happily to the small table.When passing by the alley, he glanced inadvertently, and a touch of white came into his eyes. It was a man in a high-necked white sweater, fighting with someone one-on-one.Why are there so many people wearing white turtlenecks these days?Zheng Xinming walked two steps, and suddenly thought, could it be. . . ?He hurried back again.

Looking at it now, the white sweater is at a disadvantage, and it is about to be overwhelmed. The half of the face that turns around occasionally is filled with the arrogance of "I am the king of fighters even if I beat him badly", isn't it Shi Yu?

Zheng Xinming was still yelling "my scallion pancake!" in his head, but his body had already rushed out, and the scallion pancake had gone to nowhere.

Shi Yu was still fighting with someone, and felt that something was wrong behind him, only to see a black figure rushing over, knocking down the one on his right after a few blows.Then he was about to rush over to solve the next one. He took a closer look, why is it Zheng Xinming? !Has he bought a new phone?

The person on his left reacted very quickly, while he was in a daze, grabbed his shoulder and pulled back, a cold BI head hit the artery in his neck.

Zheng Xinming stopped immediately and looked at the BI head reflecting the light.I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, is this the one sent by those old men?Come to the door so soon?Although these two people's skills are not very good, their reactions are still very fast.

"Brother, it's all done with money. It's wrong to hurt people. Put down the knife and let's talk about it."

"Who is with you buddy, I didn't even see the money?! Look at you beat my brother up, you fucking hurt someone first!"

Zheng Xinming looked at the man lying under his feet, turning around with difficulty to face up.It is indeed a bit harder to start.

"I see you two against one, of course I can't see it. Don't you just want a card? I have it right here, and I'll give it to you!" Zheng Xinming pretended to take out his trouser pocket, ready to use the Nokia hidden weapon to save Shi Yu's life first.

"Fuck! Do you think I'm stupid? Give me the card and the password, and when I withdraw money, ask the police to arrest me, right? I fucking want cash!"

. . .What? !

Zheng Xinming was a little confused, what's going on?Not here to chase the card?Is this TM a money grab? !

Shi Yu rolled his eyes at Zheng Xinming, with infinite contempt in his heart: "Silly X!"

"Hey! Don't get excited, buddy, I didn't expect it! I don't have much cash on me, only 1000 yuan, you see!" Zheng Xinming took out his Nokia and wallet. Fortunately, Huawei didn't pack it with the money. "Look, I still plan to buy a new mobile phone with the 1000 yuan, so I'll give it to you!"

The man looked at the Nokia in Zheng Xinming's hand, and almost [-]% believed his words. Who else uses this kind of antique phone now!

"Then you give the money to my brother. Ah Song, you take the money and go first!"

Seeing A Song holding the money and walking out of the alley with a hunched back, the man dragged Shi Yu and retreated backwards to the entrance of the alley.When he got to a wide area, the man pushed Shi Yu forward, and quickly rushed into the nearby alley with Ah Song in front.

"Cena!" Shi Yu staggered into Zheng Xinming, straightened up and was about to chase after the two little hooligans.

"Forget it, Shi Yu! They're just asking for money, and they didn't hurt anyone." Zheng Xinming quickly grabbed Shi Yu with his sharp eyes.

Shi Yu turned around and pushed Zheng Xinming angrily: "We can't let this kind of person go, and we will rob others in the future? Is there monitoring here?" Shi Yu looked up and looked around.

"It seems not." Behind Zheng Xinming, a strange and cold male voice sounded.

When Shi Yu heard the sound and looked over, his expression immediately froze. Zheng Xinming saw his expression change, and immediately followed him to look back.

Just like Optimus Prime, the brawny men eating small wontons slowly gathered around, and the leader was a particularly eye-catching bald head, "Mr. Shi, there is really nowhere to go. My brothers and I will meet each other after eating a small wonton." It's your turn." The bald man said with a non-smiling smile, "Please come with us! Brothers, be gentle and damage our delicate and tender Mr. Shi, so it's not easy to explain to Dean Shi !"

As soon as the bald man finished speaking, several strong men came forward with black blindfolds to put on Shi Yu and Zheng Xinming, Shi Yu made a pause gesture and said: "Brother Cheng, my friend is just passing by, it's useless if you catch him, Let him go!"

Brother Cheng smiled slightly: "Master Shi really values ​​love and righteousness, but do you think I will cause trouble for myself?" After speaking, he made a quick gesture.

Shi Yu and Zheng Xinming were blindfolded together, and got into a commercial vehicle with their eyes darkened.

The car was fairly stable at first, with the sound of heavy traffic outside the window, but it soon became quiet, and the speed fluctuated from fast to slow.The last thing I walked might be a country road, with a smell of raw soil, and bumps from time to time.

The car finally stopped, and it felt like the car was driving in the middle of the night. Zheng Xinming heard the sound of dogs barking all around. No one took off the blindfolds for the two of them, and they were pushed and shoved all the way into the house.

At this time, someone stepped forward and tied Zheng Xinming's hands from behind, searched through his pockets, and took away his mobile phone and wallet.Zheng Xinming wondered if I could lose my card?

"Damn, there are still people using this kind of mobile phone!" A male voice with a rough voice said in surprise. To be honest, there are very few people who are not surprised when they see Zheng Xinming's Nokia.

"I only have a mobile phone here, nothing." Another voice that sounded young said.

"Here's this for you, put it on," he said in a rough voice.

The room was quiet for a while, and suddenly Zheng Xinming's blindfold was taken off.Because I haven't seen the light for a long time, I saw a strong sting in my eyes when I first saw the high-wattage incandescent lamp on the ceiling.He felt his tears burst out.Reluctantly trying to open another slit, I can only see a blur.He closed his eyes again, unable to rub them with his hands, so he had to shake his head, and it took him a while to see the scene in front of him clearly.

This is a somewhat dilapidated room, with several large pieces of wall peeling off, except for a double bed, it is empty everywhere.Shi Yu was beside him with his hands tied behind his back and his blindfold removed.The most striking thing is the two people in front of me, one is older, tall and strong, with an Iron Man helmet on his face, his head and face are completely covered, and no features can be seen clearly; the other looks like a teenager, The slender body is clearly not slit, and the face is covered with Spider-Man's helmet.

After Shi Yu saw the helmets of these two people clearly, he couldn't help laughing out loud, and the more he laughed, the more he laughed.Iron Man was very dissatisfied, stepped forward and kicked Shi Yu's stomach fiercely, until he fell to the ground and couldn't breathe, still laughing and twitching.Zheng Xinming watched anxiously, why did you get hit by the laughing point? !Seeing that he was still laughing, Iron Man became even angrier, and stepped forward to kick him again.Zheng Xinming saw that he was really angry, and quickly stood in front of Shi Yu, and Spiderman also quickly grabbed Iron Man: "Brother, the boss said that they cannot be hurt."

The boss's words obviously had an effect on Iron Man, he didn't step forward to kick Shi Yu, but pushed Zheng Xinming to the ground with his backhand: "Listen to me, you two, you have to listen to me here, let you eat!" Just eat, drink, drink, and sleep. If you don’t listen to me, one or two of you will have your arms and legs broken.” After speaking, he kicked Shi Yu’s calf.

"Aw!" Shi Yu yelled loudly, seeing that the kick was not hard, not as hard as the kick on the stomach just now, but it made him yell.

"Gag them both up." Iron Man turned around, went to the bed and tore off two dark pillow covers, and walked over.

"No, I'll shut up!" Shi Yu looked at the pillow towel and was about to throw up.

"Yeah, give me a chance, we must be quiet." Zheng Xinming noticed that Iron Man was holding two pillow covers, and begged for mercy together. This mouth still wants to eat!

Iron Man seemed unmoved, and continued to move forward, and Spider-Man came forward to rescue him again: "Brother, why don't you spare them this time, if they make any noise again, we will block them again. This pillow towel It's too dirty. Do you two still dare to fight?"

Zheng Xinming and Shi Yu shook their heads together, and Shi Yu lowered his head obediently, looking very obedient.

Zheng Xinming was not sure whether it was the two Marvel heroes who sang the double reed, or whether Spider-Man was really kind.Anyway, Iron Man gave up, slapped each of them with a pillow towel, pointed at them viciously and said, "Remember them all!" After speaking, he pulled Spider-Man out, closing the door while saying not to be too Soft-hearted words.

Seeing the door closed, Zheng Xinming struggled to get up. Seeing that Shi Yu was still lying on the ground, he asked him, "Can you still get up?"

Shi Yu was still holding his head and didn't make a sound, and his ears turned red when he saw it again.Phew~ Didn't you cry?Zheng Xinming leaned forward gloatingly, and took a closer look. Where is the bullshit sad?Shi Yu was holding back his laughter, his face was about to cramp.

. . .How many of you are there?Take this lunatic away now!