when lion meets ram

Shi Yu was so excited that he couldn't fall asleep at all, but Zheng Xinming fell asleep quite quickly.

If it wasn't for fear of waking up Zheng Xinming, Shi Yu would have rolled on the bed a few times.Winning!Zheng Xinming is actually one!No wonder I thought he looked like a double before no matter how I looked at it, so the model problem does not exist!He is not double, who else can compete with me?Oh ha ha ha ha!

Now there is only one question left: does Zheng Xinming like me?

Shi Yu patted his face to calm himself down, analyzed Zheng Xinming's every move, and came to a very rational conclusion: Zheng Xinming doesn't like him, and now he treats himself as a buddy.This conclusion made Shi Yu feel a little sad for a quarter of an hour, but he soon cheered up. Since the problems he worried about before did not exist, there are already all roads leading to Rome, and it will not take a minute to win Rome. thing?

So here comes the question again, how to win?

Shi Yu is so old, he has never chased people before, and has no experience in this area at all.He was chased by someone, but none of those green onions caught him. Learning from them is a failure of replication.Who should I ask?It happened that the ringtone of the WeChat voice call came from outside the door, which made Shi Yu's eyes light up, yes!I can Baidu!

Shi Yu crept down from the bed, took out the mobile phone in Zheng Xinming's trousers pocket, sat on the small sofa by the door, and started Baidu.As soon as I typed "how to chase", the first line under the search box appeared "how to chase someone I like". It seems that there are many people who are troubled by this problem!

Shi Yu clicked on the webpage, and Baidu divided chasing love into three steps.

The first step is to do a good job in intelligence work and fully understand the other party.I have already acquired this skill, even Zheng Xinming's SpongeBob SquarePants.

The second step is to let the other party know your heart.Shi Yu felt that this matter was a bit difficult, and now he was embarrassed to look at Zheng Xinming, let alone confess, the difficulty index was high.The ways Baidu recommends confession are creating opportunities to get along, sending flowers, WeChat or love letter confession.The opportunity to get along has already been given, the two are now together day and night, soaking together every day, and sleeping in the same bed; sending flowers is fine, Zheng Xinming is a rough guy, sending flowers is worse than sending chicken legs; love letters or WeChat confessions must at least have a good literary talent Bar?It's better not to embarrass the Chinese taught by my physical education teacher.

The second step is skipped.

The third step is to launch a love offensive.Baidu recommends dates, parties and travel respectively.After Shi Yu thought about it, these are the most common ways to cultivate relationships in urban life, and the key point is to have money!As far as their current financial situation is concerned, none of these methods can be used.However, after careful analysis, the purpose of these methods is to allow both parties to fully demonstrate their own advantages through getting along with each other, so that the other party can appreciate themselves, and finally fall in love with themselves.

The important point has been obtained, then let's see my Young Master Shi bring the man home with my ability!

Going back to the bed and lying down, Shi Yu found that he couldn't fall asleep at all, and changed his sleeping position more than ten times an hour, no matter how much he lay down, he didn't feel sleepy.He looked at Zheng Xinming next to him, sleeping soundly. He was both happy and a little angry. Insomnia made people lose their minds.

Since Zheng Xinming slept so deeply, why not take advantage of him? Shi Yu stretched out his hand and touched Zheng Xinming's hair, which was black and hard.People say that a person with hard hair has a hard heart. Back then on the Temple Hill, Zheng Xinming had a cold war with him without saying a word, as hard as his heart could be. If it hadn’t been for the loss of money later, the two would have parted ways long ago.Touching down, it is Zheng Xinming's forehead, which is very wide and full. It is said that people with high foreheads have smart heads. Is Zheng Xinming smart?The reaction is always a bit slow, but it just complements me, and I can be considered a smart person if I round it up.Touching Zheng Xinming's cheeks, it doesn't feel smooth enough, but I think he looks good everywhere, especially the nose. It is said that the nose is the appearance of a man's size. Such a high nose bridge, not a small nose, is that the size? . .

Shi Yu withdrew his hand and couldn't go any further. In the middle of the night, the person you like is sleeping next to you. If you keep thinking about these things, there will be big problems.

Maybe it's because of a tacit understanding with Shi Yu, the next door or the next door to the next door, faintly resounding gasps one after another.In this kind of simple partition room, turning over and farting may be heard by the next door, let alone this kind of deep motion noise.

Shi Yu feels that the voice is getting clearer and clearer, the more he wants to ignore it, the more it gets into your ears, and the beat is still stuck.A short H video started to play automatically in my mind, in the middle of the night, you scum, is it appropriate to abuse me as a single dog?Shi Yu really wanted to cough and remind his neighbors who are passionate about exercising, but think about it again, isn't it because they choose to stay up late at night for exercising because they are afraid of disturbing everyone?It's immoral to force someone to interrupt you.

The demonic voice may have only sounded for more than ten minutes, but Shi Yu's ears seemed to have passed most of his life. Listening to it, he became more and more uncontrollable, and Zheng Xinming in front of him had transformed into a giant piranha , exuding a voluptuous fatal attraction, delusional to swallow himself up.

Kiss him now, he will never know, right?

Shi Yu was bold enough to move forward while holding his breath, five centimeters, three centimeters, half a centimeter!Lips touched lips for at most a second, Shi Yu didn't even dare to blink, and immediately withdrew.

Boom!Boom!Boom!Boom!Boom!Shi Yu felt that the heartbeat was as rapid as a war drum. He carefully observed Zheng Xinming's face without blinking, and found that there was no difference from a few seconds ago, and he had not been noticed!Shi Yu bowed his head and let out a long breath, finally he could breathe normally, but his heart was still pounding.Shi Yu looked up at Zheng Xinming again, and grinned unconsciously: Xiao Ming, Master Shi stamped you for tonight, you will be mine from now on!Shi Yu is like a blind man who finally tasted honey, so sweet that a whole world of roses bloomed in his heart.

On the way to work, Zheng Xinming looked at Shi Yu's dark circles and felt a little uncomfortable.Although he was allowed to sleep a little longer in the morning, the rental house was quite far from Sister Lan's shop, and he had to get up early to walk there.When I get the money in a few days, I will buy a small e-Donkey to drive you to and from get off work, okay?

Shi Yu didn't expect that he, who stayed up until dawn with his eyes open, fell asleep when he got up to go to work, and fell asleep so deeply that Zheng Xinming told him that he didn't respond several times, which was so embarrassing.

"Did you sleep well last night?"

"Did you sleep well last night?"

Either you don't speak, or you crash the car.

Zheng Xinming first replied: "I slept well last night. The environment here is nice and quiet. What's the matter with you? Are you not used to the bed here?"

"The bed is fine, maybe I was too tired yesterday and didn't get enough rest." As expected, he was not found, and Shi Yu was glad but also a little worried. He didn't take a step in the long march, which step should he take first, the left foot or the right foot?

It was another busy day, and when Zheng Xinming was getting ready to leave work in the evening, Shi Yu was still taking pictures and had no intention of stopping.Zheng Xinming walked to the shooting area and waited for Shi Yu.

The headlights of the filming were baking Shi Yu's face, and Ye Zi professionally mobilized Shi Yu's emotions, so that he could not distract him from paying attention to other people and things.But when Zheng Xinming came, Shi Yu seemed to have been searching for the radar and finally scanned the prey, and he had to take a look at it from time to time.

Seeing that Shi Yu was distracted, Ye Zi turned her head following his gaze, and she saw Zheng Xinming, with a clear expression on her face.

"Brother Ming, you just came. The studio I ordered can be used tomorrow, but the studio is in Suzhou. We have to leave early tomorrow morning. We will shoot for about 2 days. You will sleep in our college tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. I will borrow the dormitory for you." It is." Leaf said.

Are you leaving tomorrow?Although he knew that Zheng Xinming was only two days away, Shi Yu was still a little disappointed.

Zheng Xinming made an OK gesture with Ye Zi, thinking, he and Shi Yu share only one mobile phone, and after being separated for a few days, Shi Yu is considered to be alone, let alone him who has trouble getting up, in case he has to be in the dark Going back to the dormitory, without navigation, you will definitely get lost.And the most I can do is to contact Shi Yu, and it's not a problem to have Ye Zi by my side.

Zheng Xinming took out his mobile phone and wrote down in the memo that when he got the money, he would not only buy a small eDonkey, but also buy a mobile phone for Shi Yu.After the notes were finished, he thought again, this time he was going to Suzhou, would Shi Yu have anything else he wanted to buy?Go back to the dormitory at night and ask him.

When I returned to the dormitory after work, it was already past eleven o'clock in the evening, the weather was cold, the road was quiet, and few people came and went.Shi Yu and Zheng Xinming walked side by side, their shoulders were close together, and Zheng Xinming took the mobile phone and taught Shi Yu how to use AutoNavi to navigate home.

Shi Yu felt that half of his body was numb, he was next to Zheng Xinming, he could only see him with his eyes, and watched him struggling to demonstrate to himself how to use the map navigation, and set an alarm clock for himself, afraid that he would be late, In the end, he specifically asked him to contact Ye Zi in case of any emergency, so that he would be found.

"Zheng Xinming, I..." Shi Yu felt that it would be better to hit the sun than to choose another day, so he just confessed his love today!Now is the time to have the courage.

Zheng Xinming stopped suddenly and didn't continue walking, but it wasn't because of Shi Yu's words. He looked to Shi Yu's other side, as if seeing something incredible, his eyes were full of surprise.

Shi Yu followed Zheng Xinming's eyes and looked over. It was a couple of men hugging and kissing passionately. The two of them were still standing under the streetlight openly, for fear that others could not see clearly.Shi Yu thought to himself, why is this surprising?When he took a closer look, he was also stunned. Isn't this Brother Qiang?He has a village flower wife and three children, a black-skinned chubby, Brother Qiang!he! . . .He actually. . .

Just when Zheng Xinming and Shi Yu were in a daze, something even more unexpected happened. Brother Qiang struggled to get out of the man's embrace, and gave the man a loud slap.

What is this?Love and hate in an instant? !Shi Yu was even more confused, what kind of divine development is this?He only heard Zheng Xinming whispering next to him: Ah Feng?

. . .Who is Ah Feng?

The author has something to say: Chapter [-] of Guiding the Road mentions Ah Feng.