when lion meets ram

When the agency filled out the job application form, Shi Yu felt that since no identification was needed, there was no need to use his real name. Fang Yu was filled in the name column, and his mother's surname was used.After he finished writing, he poked Zheng Xinming with his arm and asked him to read the name he had written. Zheng Xinming understood Shi Yu's meaning at a glance. up.

"We are brothers." Zheng Xinming replied.

Sister Lan looked at the two of them back and forth, and said with a smile, "Oh! When you put it that way, it looks a bit similar."

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Zheng Xinming thinks this is definitely a psychological problem. If anyone tells him that Sister Lan is Shi Yu's long-lost aunt, he will also feel that they are a bit alike. Who doesn't have two eyes and one mouth?

"Here we are, a Jinguan Taobao store specializing in men's clothing. It focuses on fashion brands. The male model is required to be around 1.80 tall, and the figure should be thin." Sister Lan paused, and then said: "The height is not up to standard, and the proportion of the body is not good. The problem. The better the appearance, the more attention-grabbing it is, and the higher our attention. Is your name Fang Ming or Fang Yu?" She looked at Shi Yu and asked.

"My name is Fang Yu, and I have never done this before." Shi Yu hesitated.

"Fang Yu, your qualifications are very good. It doesn't matter if you haven't done it before. You can learn from it. We have professional photographers who will guide you." Sister Lan was obviously very optimistic about Shi Yu and began to persuade him: "Our model salary It’s also very high, much better than the warehouse manager you originally applied for. Our warehouse manager’s basic salary is 1800 a month, and the model’s salary is 5000 a month. As long as you shoot well, you will become famous in the future and earn millions of people a year. Not a few."

"We need food and shelter." Shi Yu still didn't want to do it.

"No problem, we have our own canteen, dormitory for male staff."

"Do you only want a male model? What about my brother?" Shi Yu was still struggling.

"Your brother..." Sister Lan looked at Zheng Xinming and said, "You can do odd jobs. Packing, packaging, and delivery, you learn to do it. The salary is calculated according to the warehouse manager. Do you think it will work?"

"Then..." Shi Yu didn't know what to do for a while, so he didn't nod his head in agreement.

"Sister Lan, wait a moment, let's discuss it." Seeing Shi Yu's reluctance, Zheng Xinming dragged him to the small courtyard outside the building to discuss.

"Shi Yu, let's leave as soon as we get the money, and it's not a long-term job. I didn't say no to doing odd jobs. What do you choose?" Zheng Xinming couldn't understand Shi Yu's hypocrisy at all.

"I just hate the camera, and I don't go on camera. I don't look natural when I see the camera." Shi Yu, who was praised as a handsome guy since he was a child, gained a little weight during his adolescence. I have been insensitive to the camera for a long time.

"You didn't listen to that woman. There are professional photographers who can teach you how to take pictures. Just get used to taking more pictures. What can't be overcome? Don't forget, we are only more than 100 yuan now, and we will sleep tonight I don’t know where!” Zheng Xinming persuaded patiently.

"But once this picture is posted on the Internet, and my mother, colleagues and friends know about it, how can I behave?" Shi Yu also expressed the last little concern.

"Fuck! You think you are Teacher Chen! Let me ask you, does your mother go shopping on Taobao?"

Shi Yu shook his head.

"Does your colleague buy clothes on Taobao?"

Shi Yu nodded immediately, and then shook his head uncertainly, "Nurses love shopping on Taobao, although they usually buy women's clothing, but what if they see it?"

"You won't use your Oscar for Best Actor! You won't admit it even if you kill him! Is it important that you don't have a movie or sleep tonight?!" Zheng Xinming wanted to beat Shi Yu up.

"Okay! Let's not sleep on the road tonight, brother, I'm going to fight it out. Just wait and see!" Shi Yu lost his ink, and hurried back to the small building. "Sister Lan, let's sign the contract!"

Sister Lan said with a confident smile: "No hurry, I want to make it clear to you that the 5000 yuan is not so easy to get. Our daily working hours are not fixed, and we arrange photos according to the time when the goods arrive. It may be that the filming starts at night and lasts until the early hours of the morning. When you say a few times to start work, you will arrive at that time. You can’t be late and you can’t miss work. We have a work system here. There will be fines for being late, and you will be fired if you miss work twice. , if you work here, you have to shoot here exclusively, and you can’t accept private work. If you are caught by me, you will have to deduct money, and if you catch it twice, you will be fired. Finally, you were introduced by Lao Wang, half of the first month The wages need to be intermediary fees, so you only get half of the wages. Don’t say that I deducted your wages. How about it? Let’s sign a contract if it suits you. First, sign a one-month probationary contract to get used to each other, and then sign a long-term contract if it suits you. .”

Zheng Xinming didn't expect there to be these moths, these capitalists who have killed thousands of dollars, no wonder they are so enthusiastic about introducing jobs, and they will kill half of the salary when they come up. Who knows if Sister Lan gets a share in this?It's too fucking dark!But now you can say no, why don't I do it?

"I can, no problem." Shi Yu nodded without thinking, he has no concept of money, Zheng Xinming has resolved his concerns, he has nothing to dissatisfy.

"Okay, then look at the contract and sign it here!" Sister Lan took out the prepared contract and gave each of them a copy.

Zheng Xinming carefully looked at the next two contracts, and after confirming that there was no problem, he nodded and signed with Shi Yu.

"It's the first day you're here today, so you won't be allowed to start work. Come over to have breakfast on time at 8:9 tomorrow morning, and we'll start work at [-]:[-]. If you're late, you'll have to deduct money. It's written in the contract. You understand!" Sister Lan said. Said lightly, you must know that the male model who opened the skylight here, her hair is almost graying these days, after accepting the contract, she yelled upstairs: "San San, you come and take them to the staff dormitory."

Suddenly, a burst of girls' laughter came down from the second floor. A girl wearing a long white trench coat walked down the stairs slowly, and after taking a peek at Shi Yu, she said to Zheng Xinming with a smile: "Handsome, let's go!" Bar!"

Zheng Xinming felt that this girl looked familiar. Thinking about it carefully, isn't this the girl in pajamas who opened the door just now?The hairstyle has changed, the clothes have changed from head to toe, and it looks like it has been neatly arranged. This change is obviously aimed at Shi Yu. Zheng Xinming can't help but think evilly: Sister, do you know that Shi Yu likes men?

Turning and turning, they finally walked out of the labyrinth-like buildings. The three of them walked on a relatively spacious small street. Sansan walked in front of him, looked back at the two of them, and asked with a strange face: "You two Don't have any luggage?"

"It's been stolen!" Shi Yu looked at the front room on the street, looking for a small supermarket to buy something to eat.

"Oh~! No wonder you have to buy room and board, then you have to buy quilts, mattresses, pillows and so on. There are none in the dormitory, just bare beds."

ah!no?Zheng Xinming's head went numb when he heard this, the three-piece suit on the bed is more than 200, right?Got to buy two more!Others still buy a fart?He touched the 68 yuan in his trouser pocket, and his heart felt cool.

Sansan saw that Shi Yu didn't respond, but Zheng Xinming's face turned pale, and he understood that the elder brother was in charge, and they must not have enough money.

"Fang Ming, do you not have enough money? I can help you pay, and you will be paid next month, just pay me back. We usually eat at the company. As long as you don't smoke or drink, there is basically no expense. You can definitely save money. Here." Sansan knows how it feels to be shy, not to mention such a good-looking pair of brothers, she is extraordinarily sympathetic.

Zheng Xinming paused for a few seconds before realizing that Sansan was talking to him, and hearing that she was willing to borrow money, he couldn't help feeling grateful to the girl: "Thank you, thank you!"

Sansan quickly glanced at Shi Yu, then immediately looked away, and said shyly, "You're welcome." Speaking of familiar places, he took them to a medium-sized convenience store.

The purchase of big and small bags is over, and basically all the daily necessities are bought, and I bought two more breads for dinner. I have already spent all the money in my hand, and I have to borrow more than 400 yuan.

After coming out of the supermarket, Sansan took them to the male staff dormitory. It was a small three-story building with open-air corridors and clotheslines on each floor. All kinds of underwear, trousers, and coats were so densely dried that it was almost Can't see where the door is.

"Your dormitory is on the third floor, go upstairs and turn left and it's the third room." Sansan sent them downstairs but didn't go up, and said to them: "There should be two empty beds inside, you go in and clean them up yourself. There are 8 people in each room, and we live in the same room as you. There is one of our warehouse managers, surnamed Li, who is easy to get along with. Others basically work in the industrial park, and I don’t know how they are. But it’s very Don’t hear of any fights or troubles. Go up! I’m going back.”

"I'll see you off!" Zheng Xinming felt sorry for letting the girl walk back by herself.

Sansan smiled and said: "Brother Fang Ming, you sent me, can you find it yourself?"

. . .Zheng Xinming felt that he had said something nonsense, and Shi Yu gave Shi Yu a blank stare.

Climbing up to the third floor and knocking on the door of 303, a strong smell of washing powder came over the face, which made Zheng Xinming and Shi Yu choked up, and the room was lit, which was clear at a glance.

It is no different from the student dormitory in the eight-person room, except that the time has to go back 20 years.There are only a few simple bunk beds on iron frames, no bathrooms, no lockers, no tables and chairs, no air-conditioning computers.There is only a small messy coffee table, a few very old small mats, an electric cooking pot without a lid, and all kinds of shoes all over the floor.

The eldest brother standing at the door asked them kindly: "You are Fang Ming and Fang Yu! I am the warehouse manager, Lao Li, come in quickly!" Then he took the quilt from Zheng Xinming's hand, "You are welcome, but there is a Small problem, there is only one bed left, Brother Qiang’s fellow villager just arrived yesterday, and he will stay for a while. I feel wronged that you two should sleep in the same bed first, since it’s cold now, it’s still warm if you huddle together.”

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Book that!Sleeping on another fucking bed, the problem is that this bed is so narrow, we, Zheng Xinming and I. . .

What? !Can we return the extra quilt we bought?