A Grass's Bizarre Adventure in Wonderland

It coincides with the birthday of Nuwa Empress, Xuancang and Fengji, as the representatives of Jiuchongtian, naturally have to prepare a lot of gifts to congratulate in person. They couldn't bear to take the baby Xuanye for a long distance, so they handed it over to Huayi to take care of them, and Xuanye waited for the heavenly general to congratulate her. He was dispatched to Ruining Palace to ensure safety, and then he left with a few gods after making sure everything was safe.So the next few days played out like this:

scene one:

In the leisurely afternoon when the sun was lazily shining on the stone table in the courtyard, Hua Yi sat on the stone bench with Xiao Xuanye in her arms, holding a rattle in her right hand and kept teasing Xiao Xuanye in her arms. Attracted by the sound of the rattle, Xiao Xuanye stretched out The fleshy little hand wanted to grab it, and the innocent smile hung on the same fleshy face, which made people like it no matter how they looked at it.While teasing, Hua Yi deliberately said softly: "Look at how cute you are now, your smile is like a juicy Chinese cabbage, when you grow up, don't become the kind of stinky fart who always looks at people's nature with your nostrils." My uncle, otherwise it would be a pity for your cute appearance!" After finishing speaking, he glanced towards the outside of the courtyard with a mocking smile in his eyes.

With a sound of "bang dong", the wall of the courtyard gate suddenly collapsed. Xuan Ye, who was standing guard there, still froze his fist in mid-air. He obviously didn't expect that the wall collapsed with just one punch, and was planning to restore it to its original shape. Seeing Huayi's villainous face full of tricks. With a "hum", he casually restored the wall to separate it from Huayi, and his face that had been stern all the time eased a little, revealing a helpless and happy smile.

Scene two:

The sky was getting dark, and Hua Yi had just finished walking with Xiao Xuanye in her arms and was about to go back, when the grass next to her moved suddenly, and there was a rustling sound of running.Worried about danger, Huayi hugged Xiao Xuanye tightly and walked forward quickly, but the faster he walked, the faster he ran in the grass.The bluestone slabs on the spacious palace road set off by the gloomy night became more and more bleak, and there was not a single person on the road on weekdays.And that rustling voice also came from behind the grass, neither far nor near, neither fast nor slow, Huayi walked as soon as he walked, and stopped when Huayi stopped, swallowed hard, and looked down under the moonlight The shadow that was following him saw that its image was even more terrifying than that of Yasha, so he panicked immediately, hugged Xiao Xuanye tightly in his arms and ran wildly, the monster saw Huayi and ran away. He also ran along, ran and ran, I don't know how long he ran, but at this time the moonlight was blocked by the clouds, and the surroundings were pitch-black, and the towering palace walls in the daytime were baring their teeth and claws like a cage at this moment, Hua, who was terrified. Yi continued to run forward based on her feeling, until she bumped into a tall object when she turned a corner and fell to the ground. She hurriedly comforted the crying Xiao Xuanye, and was relieved to see that he was unharmed. She raised her head and looked angrily. The huge monster said, "I see what you will do if you scare yourself to death!" Then he turned his head and looked at the three rabbits who had been chasing him all the way, "I see what you will do if you scare your future master to death!" Then he bumped into Xuan Ye angrily, and walked away quickly, completely ignoring the one person and three rabbits who were following behind quietly.

Scene three:

"Tsk tsk, I was so cute when I was young." Xuan Ye sneaked into the house while Huayi was out to get things, and pinched his young face. It was so tender that water could be squeezed out. It felt so good in the hand, it was addictive. Xuan Ye rubbed those two fleshy faces non-stop, and it was creepy like an idiot, especially with a perverted smile on the corner of his mouth. This scene happened to be caught by Hua Yi who came back from taking things, and she was dumbfounded Looking at Xuan Ye, who used to be aloof and cold in the past, playing with himself like a strange sorghum at this moment, he couldn't help feeling a chill, touching the goosebumps on his arms, covering his mouth and gagging.I didn't expect Huayi to come back at this time, the greasy smile froze on her face, the hand that was still pinching her cheek became a little stronger due to embarrassment, and Xiao Xuanye wailed loudly after being pinched, flustered Xuan Ye hurried to coax the crying self, he was very embarrassed and funny, and the majestic image he had established on weekdays disappeared.

A few days later, Xuancang and Fengji, who came back from Empress Nuwa, brought some pastries to Huayi and Xuanye. The first thing they did after thanking them was to feed Xiaoxuanye.But as soon as Xuan Ye got close to Xiao Xuan Ye, he would cry non-stop, and if Hua Yi stepped forward, he would be grinning, and Xuan Ye, who was pissed off by himself, simply ate all the pastries, and strode away angrily She went out and became the first mentally handicapped existence in the history of the prehistoric who was angry with herself.