The Great God is always teasing me [e-sports]

—— DEADFAT: Tomorrow night at [-]:[-], Layu will broadcast live on time, see you soon, thank you all

DEADFAT, who seldom tweeted once in several months, actually posted on Weibo!

More than Weibo!He actually wants to broadcast live!

Not just live!He also said see you there, thank you!

It's so polite, it's scary to be so polite...

Such a polite and fat man made WAKA's fans and even many passers-by explode. After all, since he started playing professionally, DEADFAT has never broadcast live. lazy.

As a result, now that he has retired, the f-ck is going to be broadcast live again, which makes the fans really excited and miss MMP.

As for the reason for Xiao Zhuo’s live broadcast, Chu Chu, the beautiful manager who was dedicated to fighting for the economic benefits of the team, almost passed over when Xiao Zhuo announced his retirement at the scene, because the news was so shocking. Heart palpitations, the kind of heart palpitations watching a huge money tree fall.

When she was in Germany, Chu Chu was still immersed in the joy of winning TI8. When she returned to the base in Yulong Bay, Chu Chu recalled it, and saw this so-called so-called eating and drinking for nothing while resting in the base without creating any economic value. The captain was quite upset.

"God D, do you know that your contract expires in half a year?" Chu Chu pointed out very seriously.

Xiao Zhuo nodded, very calmly: "I have already paid the liquidated damages."

"Okay... no, my focus is on liquidated damages, the point is that you look around, what is Kidding doing, he is broadcasting, I am your father, what is he doing, he is broadcasting, what is OHno doing, what is Moshi doing-- "Looking at Mo Se, who was chatting on the phone, Chu Chu changed the subject: "Everyone, everyone is squeezing yourself for the sake of the team. As you who are about to become the former captain, do you consider risking your own residual value?"

Looking around the room, one is a live broadcast madman, two are eager to eat and shit to make up for the live broadcast time, and the last one is stimulated by himself and is flirting with girls after returning, Xiao Zhuo glanced at the corner where he is chatting with Wacha Ling Zeran, who was chatting about things, seriously thought about his responsibilities as the captain, and raised his eyebrows: "Okay, I will start the live broadcast tomorrow."

"Really????" To be honest, Chuchu was very shocked, she never thought that Xiao Zhuo, the team leader, said that she would broadcast live before she was pissed off.

"Really."

"You really didn't lie to me????"

"Why are you lying to me? I'll sing a love song and dance a striptease at the scene. The storage platform will make a lot of money, and the commission will increase in a straight line." Xiao Zhuo leaned on the small sofa, smiling wickedly.

But Chu Chu couldn't help shaking, imagining Xiao Zhuo's undress/clothes dance, and felt a mosaic in front of her eyes.

On the night of the live broadcast that day, of course Xiao Zhuo didn't sing a love song or do a striptease, he did something that made Chu Chu want to vomit blood.

Before eight o'clock, DEADFAT's live broadcast room had 500 million people, and when Xiao Zhuo really showed up, the barrage immediately exploded.

"This is the first live broadcast, thank you for your support." Without a mask or a hat, a face exposed to the camera of a straight man with no beauty, still looks so good that it makes people want to scream.

Xiao Zhuo looked at the smashed gifts in the live broadcast room, and clicked his tongue: "These are quite expensive, don't smash them, I don't play games today, I just want to have a good talk."

——Is God D not playing games?Is it really impossible to fight?

——Everyone is passing on the picture of the bandage on your right hand. Is the injury really that bad?

——Are you really not allowed to play games anymore?

——Don’t say these things in front of God D, don’t they hurt your heart?

——Shut up and shut up, which pot will not be opened and which pot will be lifted

Looking at the messy barrage, Xiao Zhuo clenched his right hand subconsciously, and said with a smile: "The situation is not very good, and maybe we won't be able to fight in the future."

The danmaku went crazy again, many people were saying that they were crying, and by the way, the danmaku who talked about this topic wanted to swallow people alive.

"It's okay, I don't have any regrets anymore," Xiao Zhuo said a few words of relief, his expression suddenly became serious: "I guess I don't have much chance to be an old retired anchor in the future, and I don't even think about opening a Taobao store."

— God D, I also like you when you stop playing games

——Fatty, you are my favorite e-sports player

——It’s been eight years, I’ve watched you compete for eight years

——Please, let’s live broadcast in the future, I like everything you broadcast

Seeing this barrage at a glance, Xiao Zhuo laughed again, his voice was very soft: "I haven't broadcasted it to you for so many years, and I couldn't play the game in the last live broadcast, or I will read a poem to you .”

——? ? ? ? ? ?

——! ! ! ! ! !

--Shocking

——What does God want to read

--what's the situation! God D is going to transfer the art circle?

——God D is about to debut?

——Entering the entertainment industry?

The brain hole of the barrage began to go astray, Xiao Zhuo held back a smile, and seriously read a poem, Sima Xiangru's "Phoenix Seeking the Phoenix".

Xiao Zhuo looked at the camera, affectionately, he knew that at this moment, on the other side of the ocean, there must be someone looking at him, his eyes were like his own, maybe his face was going to blush.

Xiao Zhuo's voice was not loud, and he read it carefully word by word.

"I don't see you for a day, and I think about it like crazy."

"When will I see Xu Xi, comfort me in my hesitation."

After reading this poem, as expected, Xiao Zhuo received several WeChat messages from the person who was thinking like crazy.

- Stop reading, I can't stand it

——Are you free recently?

- I'll buy you a plane ticket

- just may not be able to afford first class

—Forget it, if it works, you can come tomorrow

——ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Looking at this WeChat, Xiao Zhuo couldn't help laughing, and when he reluctantly locked the screen of his phone, the barrage was already going crazy.

——I'll go, God D's eyes make me look weak

--girlfriend? ? ? ? ?

——Boyfriend, he said he was hiswish during the interview!

——Oh my god, god D, are you coming out of the closet!

——Why do I feel that today’s live broadcast has a lot of information

——The e-sports anchor who has never seen a live poetry reading seems to be coming out on the spot in the next second!

Xiao Zhuo coughed lightly, continued to look at the camera, and smiled: "Yes, it's my boyfriend."

Want to say and then?

There is no more, because the live broadcast directly exploded.

Chu Chu, who was watching the live broadcast at the same time, was shocked and incoherent, pulled Haijiao's clothes, and hissed: "I read it right, right? Is this fat guy really out of the closet? Or is it a live broadcast?!"

"Hmm..." Haijiao took Chuchu's hand, and couldn't bear to provoke her.

"!!!!!!"

Chu Chu almost passed over again, fat man, your girlfriend fan is about to run out!

The only thing that makes Chu Chu feel gratified is that a lot of girlfriend fans ran away, but some of them stayed, and there were quite a lot of inexplicable CP fans of DEADFATX’s mysterious boyfriend, and the peripherals in WAKA’s official store almost sold out Light stock.

As for who the mysterious boyfriend was, Xiao Zhuo didn't reveal any more. He just completely resigned from the position of WAKA captain, paid the liquidated damages, and boarded the plane to the United States alone.

The sun is just right, the blue sky is just right, and the mood is better.

One second before shutting down, the phone is on the WeChat interface.

——Sheraton in the city center, old room, wait for me first?

——…How much obsession do you have with Sheraton?

——It’s okay, it’s only a lifetime

The author has something to say:

*No, I'm thinking about whether to do another chapter of Sheraton, hahahaha, I'm really a very innocent Er Sao Sao

*Is there any girl who likes to watch innocent romance? 2333333

*Xinkeng continues to beg for support, okay?