The Great God is always teasing me [e-sports]

Chapter 9

A good night's dream, Xiao Zhuo slept very comfortably.

He also had an inappropriate dream, which made him feel embarrassed when he woke up.

Taking a sneak peek at Kidding who was still sound asleep, Xiao Zhuo got up softly and quickly went to the toilet to get rid of the embarrassing existence, not to let all this affect his stern, cool, wise and martial captain image.

But to be fair, the Lin Yu in the dream is really quite attractive.

Xiao Zhuo took a deep breath, looked in the mirror and found that his smile was quite...well, there was a sour smell of love, although this so-called love had failed before, it still hasn't even flinched yet.

Woke up by that fatal dream, his teammates are still sleeping, the sky is about to light up, Xiao Zhuo put on a T and went downstairs for a run, since graduating from high school, he has made up his mind to lose weight, Xiao Zhuo My life seems to be different in many places.

When walking on the road, people will look back at him. When he enters an Internet cafe and plays games non-stop, there are girls who strike up a conversation with him, especially when he enters the professional circle. Although he doesn’t have much contact with others, especially women, there are several live broadcasts that he can’t refuse. , I met a well-known female anchor, she once euphemistically expressed that she wanted to sleep with me.

When the other party took a sneak shot of himself, even if it was a blurry profile photo, Xiao Zhuo grabbed the phone rather unceremoniously, and deleted it directly.

Xiao Zhuo didn't know why he was so angry, and why he insisted on refusing to show his true face, even though many people called him a fat man.

He thought he might be sick.

If he hadn't met Lin Yu in the Internet cafe he invested in in June this year, Xiao Zhuo felt that the illness would have to continue.

In fact, just one glance that day, Xiao Zhuo knew that it must be Lin Yu. He obviously didn't have a hat and mask at the time, so he stood like that, and even stared at him. Heaps of things that he couldn't understand at all, speaking at an extremely fast speed, just walked past him, like walking through the air.

Thinking of this, Xiao Zhuo felt angry again. He stopped, took out his phone from his pocket, clicked on Weibo, and immediately found Lin Yu's page. The latest one was reposting WAKA's game video.

Xiao Zhuo's hand paused, and seeing Lin Yu's "DEADFAT6666666 pen refill", he couldn't help laughing, but soon he put on a straight face and sent a private message very arrogantly.

——Come solo with me if you have the ability, call DEADFAT to bully others?What kind of man?

After posting the comments, Xiao Zhuo was so satisfied that he even flicked the hard-working profile picture on Lin Yu's Weibo profile with his fingers, then turned and went back to the room. It was almost time to wake them up for practice.

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Lin Yu in China also had a good night's dream. He was full of energy and even invited Goudan and the others to play basketball together. The other party's eyes were quite horrified: "Lying grass, Xiao Linzi, you have found the first place in life besides studying and sword towers." Three loves?"

"Yeah, when will you find your fourth hobby?"

"Huh? What's my fourth hobby? I don't even know."

"Shouldn't the fourth hobby be girls, huh? Big waves?"

Lin Yu rolled his eyes when he returned to the second car, took out a dusty basketball under the bed, and the four of them went to the summer vacation afternoon where there were no people on the court.

When he came back from the stadium, the first thing he did was not to take a shower, but to log in to Steam. DEADFAT was online, probably for training. Then Lin Yu found out that he had received a gift from DEADFAT.

The Tidehunter's mythical equipment "Dweller of the Reef", wearing a large shark on the wrist, is out of print.

Thinking that DEADFAT should be training right now, Lin Yu turned into the toilet to take a shower covered in sweat. He came out after 10 minutes. He sat in front of the computer, watching the big shark on Tidal's hand on the screen, and finally couldn't hold back anymore.

——God?

--Ok

Unexpectedly, the other party replied almost in seconds, and Lin Yu's heartbeat was very, very frequent.

——Did you send me the equipment?

--Ok

——Let me tell you something, I mean, sorry to accept your things (pen refill

——It’s okay, I see you often play tide

——囧, I can't play well

- really bad

In fact, Lin Yu was only being polite. He never expected that the great master would be so upright, smack, s, s, s, s, s...

But I still can't fight back, who let the other party operate against the sky.

- Well, I know I'm pretty good

——Well, indeed

--Forehead

Lin Yu found that he couldn't connect to the other party's brain circuit at all, what would it be if he was more polite? ? ?

——However, some things depend on talent, and more practice may be useless

Seeing this sentence again, Lin Yu's head is going to smoke. To be honest, the heart of the number one fanboy can't be rubbed against the ground like this, okay?

It's heartbreaking!

sad!

TAT

Lin Yu wanted to cry but had to type, but DEADFAT said very coldly, stop talking, training.

The words that were not typed can only be held in my heart alive, and I can only hold back a mouthful of old blood.

Frustrated, Lin Yu logged on to Weibo, and immediately saw the private message sent to him by "No. 2009 Middle School of X City in [-]".

——Come solo with me if you have the ability, call DEADFAT to bully others?What kind of man?

Oh!

Lying on the grass!

Lin Yu felt that his hair was going to explode, and he flicked his fingers on the phone screen.

——How about it!I'm so hung up!I just called DEADFAT to bully you!Not convinced!Hit me if you don't agree!Come and bite me!

When he sent this private message, Lin Yu possessed a domineering spirit. He would never have imagined that one day, the master who sent him the private message really hit him and even bit him.

Well, it's really... shameful.

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*Call me the hard-working honey boy

【enough】

*Drown in a sea of ​​honey