The Great God is always teasing me [e-sports]

The TS8 qualifiers started three days later. Lin Yu, who was so busy in the United States, still squeezed his time desperately, using the time to eat and even go to the toilet to watch WAKA's game. As expected, Haijiao replaced DEADFAT. It was such an unexpected result, after all last night, Xiao Zhuo was still saying that although his condition had recovered, it was still not good.

The first opponent WAKA encountered was a second-tier team. Not surprisingly, both of them cut off each other in 10 minutes. Praise Haijiao Baby for its amazing operation, and some said that Haijiao, who are you, why should you snatch my fat seat? It’s not unacceptable for Haijiao to start, not to mention that these two are from WAKA, if you love this team, don’t use BB to recruit WAKA. , I said a long time ago that he is a cancer of WAKA. A fat man like this only knows how to show his face. Who knows if he is raped every day.

Lin Yu got a headache from watching the barrage and got angry. He clicked on his Weibo and glanced at his 3456 fans. After all, since he interacted with D God and Kidding, he also had some friends who also like WAKA. .

After careful consideration of the words, Lin Yu, who has a brain of science and engineering, wrote very carefully: "I like DEADFAT, I also like WAKA, and I like everyone in the team. Maybe many people are like me. If you don't want to fight, just look at them. The game was also very good, God D may not be in a good state, he was just injured, he has been working hard, if we like to watch him play, can we not put too much pressure on him? He is really great."

After posting this post, Lin Yu felt that the force was obviously not enough, because his cheeks were puffed up because of the previous barrage, so he gritted his teeth and sent another post: "What the hell, I found out that there is really So those brainless black gods, do you fucking understand what dota is? Do you understand what competition is? How many points do you have on the ladder, Keyboard Man? Do you understand what civility is? Your mother didn’t Teach you? Have you read the core values ​​of socialism? Why does the country have a moth like you! Do you know that you are just like copper sulfate pentahydrate? You are element 83!"

After posting this paragraph, Lin Yu's expression was a bit ferocious, and he was not a bully, but he just felt refreshed and let out a sigh of relief. Who the hell said that a bully should be gentle every day, I'm angry I really want to chop you up!

Stuffing the phone back into the bag, Lin Yu tightened his hands on the tome that was about to fall to the ground. He had just walked across the lawn when he met an acquaintance——the university bully brother Ling Yuzhou.

Speaking of it, Columbia University is not too small, not to mention that the latter is still busy with PhDs, so it is quite a coincidence that this can also be bumped into.

"Brother." Lin Yu took the initiative to say hello, with his usual gentle smile, Ling Yuzhou stopped and smiled, but Lin Yu was flattered, not to mention that the latter also took the initiative to say that it was just right for him to go to class Let's go together along the way.

The two chatted on the way. Ling Yuzhou recalled his undergraduate and master's time in S University. He felt that the cafeteria at his alma mater was delicious. If he ate too much food, it was tasteless. Lin Yu was amazed by the high-cold student The senior brother actually talked about such a down-to-earth topic, and said that S University has opened a new Northwest style canteen, which tastes authentic and is not expensive.

Hearing this, Ling Yuzhou's eyebrows were raised, and there was some longing in his expression: "It's been a long time since I have eaten Roujiamo."

"Huh? Brother, are you from Shaanxi too?"

"I'm from Xi'an."

"What a coincidence, fellow?"

Ling Yuzhou looked at Lin Yu, smiled subtly, and just nodded.

Because of the extra layer of fellowship, Lin Yu felt that watching Ling Yuzhou was less alienating. After all, it was too far away from his hometown, so there was always a feeling of intimacy when seeing fellow villagers with tears in their eyes.

The two walked to the stairs of the teaching building together. Lin Yu said, "Brother, I'll go up first, and then I went up first, so he didn't know that Ling Yuzhou stared at his back twice.

That day, Lin Yu got out of class very early, so he went directly to the library to read books. By the way, he took advantage of the drinking water, toilet, and rest time to fast-forward and play two TS8 qualifiers. He discovered a new domestic one that was very eye-catching The name of the team is quite impressive--what, especially the second dog in the third position is doing all kinds of coquettish operations, which really fits his ID.

The more he looked at the name, the more he found it funny. Lin Yu couldn't help but leave a message to Xiao Zhuo on WeChat: "Do you know this?"

Unexpectedly, Xiao Zhuo replied to him in seconds, although it was a completely wrong sentence: "Why are you so cute, I will be tough."

"...can we be more serious, who will give you the meme, I said this is the meme team (vomiting blood)." Lin Yu looked at the screen helplessly, but thought Xiao Zhuo gave him the meme Da looked cute, and couldn't help but want to laugh: "I've never heard of this team before, and they played really well."

"It's pretty good, especially that Er Gouzi, who lives up to his name, and his operation is very cheap."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that can get the evaluation of God D God seems to be really amazing."

"I had a fight with them last night. Er Gouzi killed me three times (with a grievance on his face). My wounded heart needs one."

"..." Lin Yu looked at the phone with pain in his face, and quickly clicked a lot of emojis with red lips and sent them to Xiao Zhuo in one breath.

And Xiao Zhuo, who was [-] kilometers away, was facing the screen, smiling like a mentally handicapped man in love. Kidding leaned over and wanted to peek at the screen, but Xiao Zhuo pointed his finger on the forehead and poked him back.

"Boss, it hurts, it hurts..." Kidding grinned, screaming exaggeratedly, Xiao Zhuo looked at him calmly, smiled brightly, and said softly, "Do you want me to give you a love?"

"Boss, I was wrong." Kidding shuddered, feeling the goosebumps on his back spreading to the top of his head along the tailbone. After the boss who used to be domineering, cool and handsome fell in love, it really became more and more wrong!It's just terrible!Mama baby wants to go home very much!

Xiao Zhuo leaned on the back of the chair, making himself sit quite comfortably, and blocked the peeping eyes from all sides with his sitting posture, and continued to tease his number one fanboy: "But I killed him seven times, which is considered a return." Ben."

"Hey, do you feel better?" Seeing this reply, Lin Yu instantly forgot about it, and focused on Xiao Zhuo.

"It's better. It's not as fierce as a tiger in operation and stupid as a pig in positioning, but it's still a little far away from the right hand of God."

When these words were sent, Lin Yu almost laughed out loud in the library. He resisted his twitching shoulders and replied, "Not bad, not bad, the antithesis is very good, and it also rhymes."

Xiao Zhuo looked at the screen and laughed, ignoring the complaints about "the sour smell of love" and continued to tease the number one fanboy: "Why don't you encourage me? I remember when I was in the third year of high school, my grades improved once. You have rewarded me."

"...When did I give this thing?"

"Of course there is, let's leave this alone, are you really not going to give it? (kiss)"

Looking at the expression on the red lips, Lin Yu couldn't help shaking. Although he still couldn't figure out when he gave the reward, he resigned to his fate and sent "What! What! Da!"

This sincerity obviously satisfied God D, who likes fans, and he replied with three words "Touch! Touch! Eggs!" very enthusiastically, which directly got a beating expression from Lin Yu.

At that time, the elementary school tyrant who was obsessed with studying had already forgotten many things, but the scumbag who only had the scumbag in his mind clearly remembered that during the fourth monthly exam of the third year of senior high school, the scumbag sitting in the examination room The last row, the first row diagonally opposite, is the tall and straight Xueba who is as tall as a green pine. He answers the questions very quickly, and only occasionally frowns, and basically at this time he has already turned to the end of the test paper. On one side, facing the last big question.

The scumbag answered the questions with his fastest speed, and when he was so difficult that he wanted to vomit blood, he secretly glanced at the tyrant, and then, like a saint who met Athena, he burned the small universe and wrote like a god.

In that monthly exam, Xiao Zhuo improved by [-] places, and was even named and praised at the parent meeting, but he didn't care about these things. What made him care was that when the grades were displayed on the projector in the class, Lin Yu Glancing at his grades, he muttered softly, "Why haven't you arrived yet..."

Xiao Zhuo didn't know what Lin Yu was waiting for at the time. It wasn't until Lin Yu raised his eyebrows and smiled and called out his name that Xiao Zhuo realized that what Lin Yu was waiting for was his grades.

"It's really good. You've made progress this time... I'll do the math, and there must be fifty." Lin Yuxiao, who worked hard every day to make up lessons, was proud of himself, as if he was already the number one in the college entrance examination, and he didn't remember the usual lecture questions at all. When Xiao Zhuo couldn't understand, he wanted to vomit blood.

Xiao Zhuo was completely dazzled by Lin Yu's smile, and his thoughts of unrequited love couldn't be controlled. He couldn't wait to confess his love in the next second, he couldn't wait to tell everyone that he liked Lin Yu.

But he couldn't do these things after all, so he could only look at Lin Yu like this, quietly watching him happy because of his achievements, and then muttered in a low voice: "I like...seeing you laugh."

After hearing the whole sentence, Lin Yu didn't notice anything unusual, but just gave Xiao Zhuo his own box of milk.

Well, just a carton of milk.

But Xiao Zhuo felt that the baby was incredible.

Later, Xiao Zhuo knew that Lin Yu liked to drink milk. He would bring two boxes to the classroom every day. It would not be so awkward to give one box to drink for himself. So until the college entrance examination was over, he fell in love with two kinds of food—noodles ,milk.

Recalling the past seems to be vivid in his memory, but when Xiao Zhuo put down his phone and went back to training, he was drawn away to another battlefield in the sweet love that made him crazy, but, even in this battlefield, Lin Yu was still quiet Watching him from the side.

In the library, Lin Yu frowned and stared at the calendar, realizing that a very, very important date was approaching.

The author has something to say:

*The state of the fat man depends on himself and on the other.

uh, you know

【enough】

*Brother has been out for a long time

Soon to start

【Actually, it doesn't sound so wretched】

* Fatty is in good condition and continues to have competition content, and he has to win ti8, right?

But... Now that dota2 has been revised a lot, I can't play it anymore!

*Forgive me for being addicted to king pesticide