The Great God is always teasing me [e-sports]

Chapter 76

On the way back to school, Lin Yu sat in the passenger seat and his parents sat in the back. Xiao Zhuo's speed was a little slower than usual, and the turning was very smooth without sudden stops. He staggered to and fro, and then took advantage of the unconsciousness to start his hands up and down, and he didn't know how many times stronger he was.

Mama Lin has been chatting with Lin Yu, whether the money is enough, have you found a house in the United States? After a year, go there and buy more delicious food. If you are not used to eating, you must say , Mom will send you work, come back quickly after the holiday, don't feel bad about the air ticket money, ask your dad for it, two days before the cleaning, mom even took out five big hundred from the back of the bed...

Having said that, Father Lin finally couldn't bear it any longer. He coughed hard and patted his wife's arm, feeling a little helpless: "That was all from many years ago, and the money is the old version. If you want to spend it, you have to pay for it." Bank change, don't talk about this kind of thing in front of the children, it makes people laugh..."

"Tell me what's the matter, and there are no outsiders..." Mama Lin snapped back, and suddenly remembered that Xiao Zhuo, who was obviously an outsider, was sitting in the driver's seat, so she felt a little embarrassed, just like Lin Yu, with reddish ears , but still smiling: "Have a drink, let me show you a joke."

Xiao Zhuo shook his head, his smile was very gentle, he didn't know that when he was in love, there was a husband and wife, there was a bit of Lin Yu in his smile, "It can be seen that uncle and aunt have a good relationship, and Lin Yu's personality is also like aunt, gentle and cute .”

When it came to the last sentence, Xiao Zhuo seemed to feel that he was a bit presumptuous, and he added: "Since high school, Lin Yu has been a well-known hot guy in our class, and we all like him."

"Yo," after hearing this, Ms. Lin regained her enthusiasm in an instant: "Is that so? But this brat has never told me that he has anyone he likes, brat, you're already in your second year of graduate school, when will you bring someone with you?" Girlfriend to show mom? The little grandson of Old Man Wang’s upstairs is getting married soon!”

"Forgive me." Lin Yu raised his hand in a gesture of surrender, squinted at Xiao Zhuo, and had no temper with his mother: "Which girl can bear to spend every day in the laboratory, besides, now she is in love How many of them broke up after graduation... Mom, don't worry, don't worry, your excellent son promises to find you the best son in the world... Daughter-in-law, um, daughter-in-law..."

When Lin Yu said the last three words, Lin Yu smiled brightly, and somehow felt like he had won a game. Of course, Mother Lin didn't know who her son was talking about, so she just sat forward and patted Lin Yu's head. Also smiled very happily.

Unlike Lin's father who is calm and reticent, Lin's mother is enthusiastic and likes to talk, and Lin Yu seems to fit the characteristics of the two, but his love for laughing is completely inherited from his mother, but he doesn't laugh so much , prefer to smile a little.

Along the way, Xiao Zhuo has been observing the way this family gets along, and he understands how Lin Yu's character of being kind and indifferent to others came from, and why he treated the teacher in the provincial key high school experimental class when he was in the third year of high school. The alien self is so good in the eyes of my classmates.

It is probably because there are always such people in this world, their families are happy, their parents love each other, and even this love will be passed on to their own children, making him look at the world with soft eyes.

It's also pretty good. Fortunately, Lin Yu has such a family, so his world is always clean and transparent.

After entering the urban area, the road conditions were not very good. Xiao Zhuo walked around the fourth ring road, but it was faster than going all the way through the second ring road. Even so, it took two hours to drive to S University son.

"This kind of big city, many places are good, but it's the traffic and environment that really kill people." While feeling emotional, she got out of the car, seeing Xiao Zhuo still helping with luggage, Mama Lin I was very embarrassed, before I opened my mouth, my husband had already walked up and took down a suitcase, but Xiao Zhuo refused to carry the bag again, he said with a smile: "Uncle, let me take this, through the bag I can already smell the aroma of Roujiamo, let me eat two more later, the Roujiamo made by Auntie is so delicious."

"Okay, okay, eat more, Auntie brought quite a lot." Smiling at Xiao Zhuo, Lin's mother turned her head and did not forget to tell her son a few words: "You, learn more from others, if you want, you can also learn from the little girl. If you talk like this, Mom can see your girlfriend a long time ago."

There is really no way to deal with his mother's divergent thinking, Lin Yu complained in his heart, "Come on, I've spit out all the sweet words of this guy to myself, how cold and cold he is when facing female fans, this can still be regarded as a deal A role model for a girlfriend?"

But on the surface, these words can't be said, Lin Yu can only force a smile, and nodded perfunctorily: "Yes, yes, I must learn more from him, so, Xiao Zhuo, continue to say a few more words, Let me listen more."

"I know how to talk to your mother all day long! You brat!" Although she said it, she was actually smiling from ear to ear. After taking the room card and entering the room, the first thing Lin's mother did was He hurriedly took out the tape in his hand, the meat buns in it were still made in the morning, he took a few to the service counter to heat them in the microwave, then hurriedly took them back, and warmly asked Xiao Zhuo to try them.

Xiao Zhuo was not too polite, he ate three in one go, and kept praising that it was delicious, even better than the one sold in the store next to the No. The two ate, opened the suitcase and packed it by themselves.

Halfway through packing, Lin's mother stopped Lin's father who was boiling water to wash the cups: "Old Lin, didn't I put the shampoo in before I left, I can't find it."

"If you can't find it, don't look for it. I'll go down and buy you a bottle." Putting down the cleaned cup, he made the rose tea that his wife wanted to drink in it. Father Lin washed his hands and prepared to go out, but Xiao Zhuo He was stopped, saying that he and Lin Yu should go buy it, and buy some other things by the way.

After going out, Xiao Zhuo gently took Lin Yu's arm and led him to the side of the fire escape. After checking that there was no camera, he pressed Lin Yu into his arms, leaned against his ear, and whispered. With a laugh: "When will Lin Xueba find a girlfriend?"

Lin Yu was tickled by him, but he didn't want to avoid it, so he flicked his fingers on his shoulder, implying: "Yeah, I'm not trying to find the best daughter-in-law for my mother." what..."

Hearing this, Xiao Zhuo let out a deep laugh, squeezed Lin Yu's ear, and bit his lower lip lightly, then let it go as if he couldn't bear it, and kissed him very gently, Lin Yu Unable to resist sticking out his tongue, Xiao Zhuo rolled over and gave him a deep kiss.

It wasn't until the sound of locking the door came from outside the fire door that Lin Yu pushed Xiao Zhuo away, and said with a flushed face, "Let's go, go buy shampoo for your mother-in-law."

Xiao Zhuo looked at him with a half-smile, licked the corners of his mouth, with a look of unfinished thought: "Yes, the best daughter-in-law in the world is going to express herself."

That afternoon, Lin Yu's parents were resting in the hotel, Xiao Zhuo took Lin Yu to the Doudouyu Internet Cafe nearby, and walked straight into the staff's lounge. There are five professional gaming chairs in the freshman room. The water-cooled integrated chassis emits a faint blue light. There is also a small cubicle with a single bed inside.

Lin Yu looked back and forth, and clicked his tongue twice: "Boss, you really know how to enjoy it."

"Thank you," replied without blushing, Xiao Zhuo pulled Lin Yu into his arms, and asked softly, "Honey, do you want to play games or go to the inner room? That bed is for me alone." Yes, no one has ever slept in..."

Lin Yu unceremoniously pushed Xiao Zhuo's lower body with his knee, serious: "God D, it's time for you to take me and pretend to take me flying, okay? If you don't get five thousand points, you lose." .”

"How about losing?" Xiao Zhuo nodded Lin Yu's head, and got a four-character reply "pure heart and few desires".

Under Lin Yu's strong request, Xiao Zhuo didn't open his own DEADFAT account, and he went straight to an account that hadn't been online for a while. He had to admit that he really didn't think about To too much, no brain.

So, Lin Yu stared dumbfounded at Xiao Zhuo entering the password with ease, and then a ID he was quite familiar with popped up on the screen, a goddamn ID——

Build a trumpet for fun

Thinking of all kinds of love and hatred between this alumnus and myself, mocking myself for being rotten, wanting to solo with me, soloing and abusing myself, and all kinds of strange deeds of Stan...

Connecting all kinds of deeds together is like a thread threaded with scattered beads. Lin Yu looked at Xiao Zhuo and suddenly reacted. He pinched the muscles on his waist and said angrily, "Speak clearly. , Is this account yours? Then what is X City No. [-] Middle School, the one on Weibo is also you, right? Give me your phone!"

Seeing his elementary school bully so excited, Xiao Zhuo looked at the screen, then at him, took out his phone and obediently handed it in, saying: "The phone has been unlocked with your fingerprint for a long time, you never looked at it yourself, you I don't know what to say if I didn't mention it, if I say that I used such a childish method to get close to you, Lin Yu, I would be ashamed."

It was serious nonsense again, Lin Yu had the urge to go crazy, flipped through this guy's Weibo, and sure enough there were two accounts, resisted the urge to throw the phone in his face, very angry: "Damn, Wasn't it fun when you mocked me back then, you dark-hearted guy!"

Lin Yu was so angry that he almost rolled his eyes, Xiao Zhuo approached carefully, and asked even more carefully: "Baby, are you really angry?"

"..." Lin Yu touched his forehead, and said honestly, "I don't know, but I'm really upset."

"Be good, don't be angry, you will cry if you don't do it next time." He started running the train with his mouth full again, Lin Yu rolled his eyes immediately, and his anger rushed to the top of his head again, like a fire-breathing dragon, about to erupt in the next second .

Xiao Zhuo insisted on leaning over to kiss the corner of his mouth. After being slapped away twice, he managed to get his mobile phone and clicked on the photo album to show Lin Yu. For a moment, Xueba was shocked, so shocked that he almost forgot his anger.

"These are all from my third year of high school..." Pointing to the desks, books, rulers, pens, school uniforms, lunch boxes on the screen... Lin Yu fell silent as he flipped through the screen one by one. Everything belonged to him. Not to mention the self in many photos, the one reading a book, eating noodles, taking physical education class, doing questions on the blackboard...

It has been such a long time, and looking at the young self, it really feels like a world away. Looking back, it shocked Lin Yu even more, because the location was changed to S University, and the people who got out of the elevator, and Those who say hello to classmates, those who focus on playing games in Internet cafes...

I really don't know when Xiao Zhuo took the pictures, but I didn't realize that he was actually by my side.

"You..." After only one word, Lin Yu couldn't continue. Xiao Zhuo leaned up to kiss him again, tenderly and emotionally. Lin Yu only felt that the kiss seemed to penetrate the skin, making his heart tremble. Sour and astringent, I can't tell what it tastes like.

"Baby, don't be angry anymore, I love you so much." Xiao Zhuo said the clichéd and nasty love words very piously, Lin Yu sniffled, finally sighed helplessly, and laughed again: "You stalker magic."

"Well, just follow you." Xiao Zhuo rubbed the tip of his nose against Lin Yu again. This was the most unbearable way of intimacy for him. He blushed so hard that his heart was beating. Lin Yu put his arms around Xiao Zhuo's shoulders and kissed him: "I like it." Go to the masters of all kinds of Stan, get me to hack!"

That afternoon, Xiao Zhuo wore Lin Yu's disgusting vest, led him to win three games in a row, and finally broke through the [-]-point barrier of the ladder.

The author has something to say:

*This article has been renamed "E-sports God Fuck Fan's Love Daily"

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*In fact, after going to the United States, there is a plot of a rival in love

That handsome doctoral student brother from Columbia University has been unable to appear for a long time, I am really heartbroken

But the plot of the rival in love will not look bad, the rival in love is a free and easy and excellent college bully

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