The Great God is always teasing me [e-sports]

Chapter 71

To win the game, saying it is nothing more than lip service, four simple words, but it really takes a lot of effort to do it.

In the first BP stage, the little devil was quite aimed at Cape. In the first two moves, he banned Fire Cat and Waterman, both heroes Cape is good at. On the other hand, WAKA banned the dark ranger of Little Devil, and chose OHno. The little elf, little devil, banned the black Magnus again, got a dragon rider for his second position, and WAKA chose the blue cat for Kidding.

The little devil's BP is very fast, and they don't think about it. It can be seen that the decision is basically made by boo boo, this former teammate who is too familiar with them.

It can barely be regarded as a tacit understanding, the choice of the big brother of the two sides is put in the last hand, the little devil chose the Anti-Mage who has not been used much, WAKA

Then he directly chose a Phantom Assassin. In the TI7 game, DEADFAT played a very, very bad game with her, and she was also a hero he especially liked to use when he was at [-] points in the Haijiao Sky Ladder.

After the hero Anti-Mage came out with the battle axe that can split damage, he was a big bully. Some people joked that he was Anti-Mage. He was collecting money when his teammates were in team battles. When the team was destroyed, he was collecting money. Finally Either he led the team to victory in 1V5, or he was beaten like a dog, destroying himself and the team.

BP is over, fuck you. The lineup is Dragon Knight, Anti-Mage, Murloc, Vengeful Spirit, and Fire Lady, while WAKA is Phantom Thorn, Anti-Mage, Centaur, Warlock, and Elf.

Looking at this lineup, a certain Yu’s commentary was astonishing—Don’t say I’m not patriotic, to be honest, I’m not optimistic about WAKA’s lineup, except for the Warlock’s big move, and the blue cat’s pull, there is no hard Control, I really don't know what they think.

Entering the loading interface, the two heroes of Radiant and Dire are listed on the top and bottom of the screen, with the operator's ID on the bottom corner. Among them, WAKA Cape is particularly conspicuous. And the barrage is still frantically swiping.

——Although I knew for a long time that I would definitely not see that I was fat, but I still felt very frustrated if I didn’t see it/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

——I never expected that WAKA actually introduced Cape

——Haijiao is a relative of Tianya, right?Is it really not nepotism?

——Do you know what a skirt is?How about a little culture?I, Haijiao, is also a capable little brother, okay, Haijiao, I am your brainless fan, come on

——Looking at the direction of the head, I think the little devil will lose

——QNMDA is invincible!

- Upstairs is disgusting

——Shhhhhh finally came out. I saw that he was very aggrieved in WAKA. He was able to come out and play the main force a long time ago. I really don’t know what ecstasy soup WAKA poured into him before.

——Can you report me upstairs?

Of course, the contestants in the competition couldn’t see these messy barrages. Everyone stared at the screen and got into the mood. Haijiao bought a poor ghost’s shield at the spring water store, took a deep breath slowly, and then exhaled through his mouth. After working so hard three times, the intense heartbeat still couldn't stop, it was so fast that it made people dizzy.

Fortunately, even though the heartbeat was so fast that it was unbearable, Haijiao's hand was still steady, and he was blocked until the second tower. I was your father and went to the road to help grab the bounty charm. Damn, it's 200 yuan more.

The island country team may have really made up their minds to start from the cape to destroy people. Their own inferior lanes directly come to the anal three, the big murlocs are in the front, the spirit of revenge and the mystery go to grab the wild area of ​​WAKA, Played very strong.

But after more than a minute, the Spirit of Vengeance hammered the phantom thorn, and the big murloc stepped on it when Haijiao was about to jump. The first blood was sent directly.

"Sorry." Haijiao took a deep breath, forcibly steadied his trembling hand, and desperately told himself not to be nervous, Xiao Zhuo, who had been standing behind watching, walked up to him, and while he was dying back, said: "It's really If you can't stand it, squeeze your fists, it will be better."

"Don't be afraid." In the earphones, Mo Se's voice was quite calm, and the centaurs and warlocks outflanked the middle lane and killed the mid laner dragon rider on the opposite side.

"Yeah, don't be afraid, although I'm more scared than you for the first time." Kidding said, making up damage steadily. Since losing at TI7, this little brat has changed his mind and practiced making up damage like before. Fewer and fewer things are out of standard.

"Well, don't be afraid." Haijiao muttered silently, took another deep breath, threw a dagger at the fire girl, and backed up, Kidding, the crazy spawner in the middle lane, rose to level six, had shoes and a bottle, and drove the fog directly to the bottom lane , Killing the fire girl, Haijiao is not idle, jumps behind the spirit of revenge, attracts a hammer, Kidding nibbles the bottle and returns to blue, even the elf with the skill turned on catches up with the spirit of revenge, double kill.

"Yo yo," I'm your father whistled, kept his subordinates, and laughed very coquettishly, "Little KK, it's not bad, let my brother kiss you."

"Get out of here." Kidding scolded him unceremoniously, and went home to resupply, TP returned to the middle lane and continued to attack the dragon knight.

"Looking at the situation on the field, WAKA played very resolutely. In the first 5 minutes, KK took a double kill. On the other hand, QNMDA didn't get any bargains in the bottom lane. The economy was nearly a thousand behind, and the start was not good. It seems to be relatively passive, but in the TI7 game where this team shined, what they are best at is the big reversal. WAKA really has to be careful about this, and if you are not careful, you may be directly promoted..."

The commentary appointed by Fuck You on a certain fish is trying to choose some neutral wording, but some comments have already said that the commentary is not neutral. It sounds very reasonable on the surface, but they are all talking in secret The island country team is good, and some people commented that don’t worry, maybe the commentator is going to give the island country team a mouthful of poisonous milk, let them continue to shine, haha.

After experiencing the first blood, Haijiao has stabilized amidst the familiar gags of his teammates. Although his heartbeat is still a little fast, he doesn't feel dazzled when looking at the screen, unlike the mosaics he used to see , but can clearly see his own hero, the phantom assassin throwing daggers, jumping, and critical strikes on the screen, and the mysterious back seems to tell a story.

Mo Se inserted false eyes in the middle, and went around the river to prepare to cooperate with Kidding to kill the opponent's Dragon Knight. He couldn't be killed, and the support from the island country team was also very timely. Anti-Mage TP, who had been on the road to collect money, came back and jumped in front of Kidding. With a big move, the blue cat rushed to the street.

Haijiao on the next road brought OHno's elf, and rushed all the way, and the dragon rider who took the medicine took time to take advantage of the time of the big move, still in the dragon form, turned around and stunned Mo Se, his hands were fast, He jumped under his tower while Haijiao was jumping. Haijiao was beaten by the tower and lost a third of his blood. OHno leaned towards the river bank, and was stepped on by the accelerated murloc in seconds.

And at the moment when Haijiao was ready to jump CD, he was directly cut to death by the anti-mage who was hissing. Even if he turned around and killed a third of the opponent's blood with a critical strike, he was still the one who lay down.

"Fuck!" He dropped the mouse directly, and Haijiao's head exploded a little. He was so unwilling and aggrieved. He had told himself countless times that this is the team he dreamed of, and this is the job he dreamed of. Just what you most want to do.

From the day he signed the contract, he trained desperately. Apart from his love, he wanted to prove that he was not the kind of weak chicken who couldn't play a job. This feeling was so strong that he couldn't even feel it. Can't sleep, wake up early to watch videos, and these efforts are not to make me today still be the weak chicken who gave the first blood and slipped his hands, and was beaten to death by his mother!

During the countdown to resurrection, someone stood beside Haijiao, bringing a small shadow, and the voice was very inhumane, and it came through the earphones, which made Haijiao tremble with anger.

"If you have this ability, get up early and give me back the seat." Xiao Zhuo's voice was cold and stiff, and it sounded like a blunt knife was cutting his heart in Haijiao's ears.

"Didn't you yell a lot before, are you sure you're fine? Isn't the game still like this?" With a sneering voice and unreasonable contempt, the cape who was already full of adrenaline because of the game smashed the table and pinched Mouse was so angry that he couldn't say a word, his face was gloomy like a storm was coming.

But he can't speak, and he can't refute. Now he is the coward in DEADFAT's mouth. The only thing he can prove himself is to win this bloody little devil team beautifully.

Still walking down the road, OHno is still diligently pulling wilds, warding, wandering, and protecting big brother, Haijiao returned to the woods to collect wild monsters, and received news of Dragon Knight and Vengeful Soul miss from Mose on the road, Haijiao Signaled OHno and himself to open the fog, Phantom Assassin squatted on the slope and knocked away the dragon rider walking in front, Vengeful Spirit raised his hand and fainted Haijiao, the elf linked him to increase blood, Kidding flew over from the middle, pulled Vengeful Spirit Hun, by the way, got stuck in the position of the Dragon Knight. The big murloc with a naked jumping knife jumped in and stepped on the little elf. I am your father lying dead. The three of them were going to attack Haijiao. He jumped in a phantom chase I came behind your father from the fog, the warlock made a big move, hellfire fell from the sky, and the three of the little devils were stunned.

With I am your father's blood recovery skill on his back, Haijiao jumped to the side of the blue cat, cut the accelerated murloc, and double-killed.

There was only one dragon knight left, half blood burrowed into the field, Haijiao threw a dagger to slow him down, chasing after him, the anti-mage from the field shop jumped in, and the masked Illidan held two eggs The knife shone with a cold light.

It was only a moment, but it seemed to be in slow motion in Haijiao's mind. He clearly saw the faint sneer at the corner of Anti-Mage's mouth, and the baritone said in a noble and cold voice: "The blood debt of magic will be paid with your life." .”

The Phantom Assassin's dagger pierced Anti-Mage's body, pulling out a thick bloodstain, and Anti-Mage unceremoniously made a ult. Fortunately, this ult was for the one who has the title of "Silly Big Sister" and has the lowest intelligence in Dota. For the Phantom Assassin, the damage isn't that high.

The dragon rider turned around, raised his shield and was about to faint Haijiao, the black centaur warrior used his big move, rushed towards him, slammed into the Anti-Mage, stomped on him, Haijiao jumped again, two blades of fire , and finally cut Huo Huo under the knife.

Without stopping for a moment, he turned around and ran towards the Dragon Knight, before the Spirit of Vengeance could support him, he and Mo Se took the head of the Dragon Knight together, a double kill.

Two long knives shining with cold flames were stuck on the ground, and the phantom assassin's figure became blurred again and disappeared on the enemy's small map.

This time, the operation of chasing the enemy for thousands of miles is quite eye-catching, and the bullet screens all said that the little brother Haijiao 666666 finally stopped sleepwalking!Just do it!

A certain fish’s commentary quickly broadcast the battle situation, and after referring to the Phantom Assassin as Riki twice, he said with emotion: “I’m familiar with Haijiao, and I’ve confronted old K before when we were fighting together. It's easy to collapse, and it's no surprise that I gave you first blood today. Speaking of which, Haijiao's operation method is very similar to that of a former VK player, although the opponent only showed up a few times in the Shanghai Major..."

The barrage and comments began to show which VK player it was, and asked the commentator to talk about it, but the anchor stopped the topic, smiled without saying a word, and continued to talk about the game, as if he hadn't said anything just now.

Haijiao, who took the double kill here, breathed a sigh of relief, started with the battle axe, and started swishing money. The economy that was a little bit collapsed in the early stage also slowly caught up. As he came up, his IQ also went up. Several team battles were cut very beautifully. Under the magic immunity effect of the Black King Staff, which took a relatively long time in the early stage, he cut to death several crispy skins of the little devil one after another.

Until close to 50 minutes, the Anti-Mage of Boo Boo ate a Silver Moon Crystal with the 6 God costume, and the third team battle with the Roshan Great Demon King was a very beautiful triple kill. Only the elf was black for five seconds. Cape Huangzhang fled back to the high ground after time passed.

All of them bought jobs except Mo Se, but they had enough energy to spare. In the end, they still played 4 on 5, and the little devil directly blasted him off the high ground.

In the first round, WAKA lost, and the situation was not good, which meant that the next round must be won, otherwise, WAKA would really kneel down, and the BO3 did not leave them any way out.

And the anchor on a certain fish was even more merciless: "Then this game completely confirmed my initial opinion. WAKA lost in the lineup. I don't understand why the BP player would choose this way. Compared with Under the circumstances, QNMDA is indeed much wiser. The only thing in front of WAKA is to win the next game. If he still loses, then the tribute match we want to see on the birthday of our motherland will probably become a joke..."

Lin Yu, a WAKA family member who has been silently watching the game, did not post any barrage or comments during the whole process, and he didn't quite understand how the situation was so good in the middle of the game, why it collapsed in the end, that boo boo It’s really because I have a good awareness, or know them too well, and the positioning, skills, and level A are all just right, so that I led the little devils directly to blow up the high ground of WAKA.

We lost the first match, and the atmosphere in Yulongwan WAKA's training room was not very good. There was only 15 minutes of rest time. Wa Chacha tried to be as brief as possible and said, "Come on, it's time for the second match. , Hush, don’t you know us very well, show him what he doesn’t understand, let him be confused.”

"Also, Haijiao, you here..." Wachaca paused, he knew that for a player, now is a time when emotions fluctuate a lot, and some things cannot be said too much, otherwise it will be counterproductive .

"I'm sorry, I understand." The two sentences were like a donkey's head and a horse's mouth. Haijiao clenched his fists and then released them. He was vaguely dazed at the beginning.

"You really don't need me to beat you?" Xiao Zhuo took a step closer, and when Wa Chacha heard this, the veins on his forehead were twitching. I never expected that Xiao Zhuo would do this again when he was so nervous. A make up knife.

"It's really not necessary, Brother Xiao, I can do it." Turning around to look at Xiao Zhuo, Haijiao's hand did not tremble nervously this time, the fingers naturally drooped, and a thin layer of calluses grew on the index finger that had been pressing the mouse for a long time.

Xiao Zhuo didn't speak, he stared at him for a few seconds, and then said: "The number one seat will let you sit for a few more days."

Haijiao smiled at him, like he was grateful but also self-deprecating, Kidding patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "It's okay, Brother Xiao was just joking, besides, isn't your condition getting better and better, big brother , Take out the momentum we used to fight together, who dares to line up with us and step on their faces!"

The little kid was smiling, Haijiao smiled at him too, and murmured: "Well, step on their faces."

When the five players in the competition cheered each other on, Xiao Zhuo's phone vibrated. He turned on the screen and looked at it, his expression was immediately a little disappointed, because it was not his primary school bully, but a text message from an unfamiliar number——

Are you watching the game?you've been staring at me haven't you?It's a pity that I can't see how disappointed you are after you lose again.

Wanting to know which brainless person this is, Xiao Zhuo directly put this number into the blacklist, and sent a WeChat message to tease Lin Yu: "What are you doing, baby?"

"Watching the game, the first game is a pity, but I will definitely win two games in a row. As a fan who has been with WAKA for the past few years, I have a strong hunch, haha ​​(refill)."

Xiao Zhuo stared at the screen, his smile was gentle, yet tasteful, and he hadn't seen each other for two days, this guy just opened his mouth to compete, and he didn't even ask himself, really... really wanted to hold him in his arms and have a good meal ah.

"Oh, you only watch the game? (Slant eyes)" Ever since he was with the number one fanboy, Xiao Zhuo also liked expressing expressions when the two chatted privately. , I can always think of this person on the bed with blurred eyes and deep love, really... I can't stand it even thinking about it.

"(Glaring) Why don't you watch the game?"

"Don't miss your husband?" Xiao Zhuo asked confidently, pressing the Jiugongge keyboard with both hands, as if he was playing a game: "There is no such thing as a regret that I can't see my husband in the game, and I especially want to see a wise and martial husband. idea?"

Sitting cross-legged on a chair, Lin Yu, who was resting on a chubby meat bun pillow under his chin, laughed out loud when he saw this sentence, and couldn't help but poked Xiao Zhuo's head twice, feeling an inexplicable urge to bite him. He replied with a malicious smile: "No~"

Although he knew that the other party was trying to anger him on purpose, Xiao Zhuo still ground his teeth, he laughed and scolded the little liar helplessly in his heart, and replied with a flattering and indifferent face: "Oh? Really don't want to? Forgot the punishment for lying?"

"Think about it." Thinking of the last time he provoked Xiao Zhuo in front of him and was pushed against the wall, Lin Yu blushed and trembled, judging the situation very mightily and defiantly.

"Be good, baby." After getting the reply he wanted, Xiao Zhuo nodded in satisfaction, and then put away the phone after a few more sloppy sentences. It is called a model of balance between work and emotion.

And 15 minutes passed quickly, and the second game started soon. Before putting on the earphones, even Mo Se, who had always been calm in the team, raised his eyebrows and smiled, and said softly, "Come on, let's give you a hand."

The version that was banned by the little devil is very popular, and it is also the ice girl that OHno is good at. The first choice is Phoenix, and WAKA banned the void, and the first choice is Sand King. The second hand took a cape and I am your father who is proficient in Naga Hai Demon...

When Boo Boo in the Sheraton private room saw the little Naga on the screen, he was stunned for the first time. He really hasn't seen Waka take this hero for a long time. He still remembers the routine of Naga and Mystery before. , the Kraken opened up to keep people, the mystery found the best position to zoom in, and the team battle was simply ruined.So he banned the hero Enigma without hesitation, but WAKA took out a fire girl in the last hand, that is to say, the first position of Cape is Pat Bear, and Kidding's second position is Fire Girl .

Thinking of Huo Nu, this is a hero Kidding doesn’t play very much. Hush can’t help but smile, winning the first round, it feels very cool. Although he used to like WAKA very much, some feelings have long been on the bench for many years. Disappeared in his career, he hated the contract that bound him, hated the gaming chair with DEADFAT's name embroidered on the back that blocked his footsteps, so when Soga found him, he thought about it for less than a day and agreed .

The world he wants is big, and there are many things he wants. He wants to have that golden medal, the laughter and tears of raising the trophy in the Key Stadium.

The BP who was intriguing with his former teammate Mo Se was also very interesting. Hush can even feel the stimulation of adrenaline soaring. This feeling also happened when he pushed the WAKA base. Excited, surging, and full of pride.

The final lineup of the two teams is:

QNMDA: Druid, Prophet, Parker, Fengxing, Phoenix

WAKA: Pat Bear, Fire Girl, Naga Siren, Thrall, Sand King

When the game was loading the interface, Lin Yu, who suppressed the urge to call Xiao Zhuo, sat back in front of the computer, took out his phone, and posted a Weibo in the topic circle very seriously——

Don't the Japanese like to study the things of our ancestors? There is a saying in "Sun Tzu: Nine Places": "Throw it into a dead place and then survive, and sink into a dead place and then live." Come on, WAKA!

At the beginning, I am your father, ONno and Mo Se squatted in the wild area on the top road, and they just ate the opponent's bounty symbol. I am your father's Sand King stabbed the opponent's Phoenix, and OHno's Thrall followed up with skills The phoenix flew away around the woods. The black little Naga touched the prophet's tree ring and took a wave of damage. OHno was shot to death by Feng Xing's cloud-piercing arrow and sent out a blood. Kidding came from the middle, and Long Po Slash the damage, kill the phoenix, and exchange heads for one.

Going back to the middle lane, Kidding fire girl angrily attacked Parker, playing very fiercely, constantly brushing dragons, smashing and slashing to replenish the blood of the fairy dragon Parker, it was completely a posture of desperately trying to make up the sword, wishing to be on the forehead Put a bandage on it, and it says - if you dare to make up my soldiers, you will die if you die together!

Fuck you, the four long-handed formation, the Druids take the Xiongde route, the dominant route is the same in the upper and the wild, and the cape and I are your father's Sand King in the bottom lane, chasing the prophet's ass and beating each other. Under the tower, the Sand King pierced once, and the Pat bear in the cape roared, and slapped the prophet of Soga again, successfully slapping him to death.

On the road, the little Naga was chased and beaten by the three little devils, Mo Se opened his eyes, carried the poor ghost shield on his back, and returned to the tower with residual blood. He was also the one who attracted the three enemies. I am your father and OHno around In the middle, Sand King pierced Parker, Thrall flicked his hand twice, and directly shot the chicken in the island country to death, Kidding chased Parker through the woods, Dragon Breaker was carrying a roiling heat wave, but Parker struggled to escape with his last mana and skills After Huo Nu's move, the moment he was about to go uphill along the fork, Pat Bear came from the lower road, roared, raised his sharp bear claws, and slapped him to death.

The moment he killed Parker, Haijiao raised his eyebrows, and his smile was like every time he went out of his way to kill the leader in the high score game of the ladder, he silently said: "Fool, did you see brother surprise?"

"Killing chickens and killing people! Nice!" The anchor on a certain fish couldn't help but praise, and then paused before saying: "It can be seen from this game that WAKA is forced. They lost, so they played aggressively, but I still think QNMDA is better in terms of lineup alone, I hope WAKA will not repeat the mistakes of the previous game..."

The comment area exploded because of this sentence in the commentary, and they all said which country you are from, carefully check whether you have the nationality of an island country, or how much money the little devil gave you, this cheap mouth is really good enough .

Someone below comforted me by saying that maybe this commentary is just trying to poison the milk of a little devil, don't get excited, don't get excited, scolding is useless, let's watch the game well, anyway, everyone will cancel this anchor in the future and pull black posts. See you on the Weibo forum ok...

There was blood and rain in the comment area, and it was even more blood and rain in the serious game. The commentary was right. The current scene is indeed forced to nowhere, or for the other four of WAKA. I have seen this kind of scene quite a lot, but for Haijiao, this can be regarded as the first time in Zhenger Bajing's career. He thought that if he really wants to be so bad, he should not occupy the No. [-] position. It's the last game, so why bother, it's like a ladder, show off, show off, show off, show off!

And the string that had been stretched in his mind was finally relaxed because of this thought. It seemed that there was no longer any invisible thing pulling his hands that pressed the keyboard and mouse, so he could be free and comfortable in the world that belonged to him. on the battlefield.

Nearly 4 minutes, I am your father and took OHno's Thrall to squat in the wild area to squat amulets. On Dad, Sand King lost nearly half of his blood, but he didn't hesitate at all. He turned around and pierced the phoenix squatting beside him for output. Thrall gave him another force field. I'm your dad. Look at the small map and retreat calmly, Kidding's After Huo Nu released her skill, it was triggered passively, and she rushed from the middle of the road at a high speed, stunned by the dragon and smashed it, and the phoenix wailed and rushed to the street.

The Prophet who led the troops in the bottom lane started teleporting, holding up his staff and shaking it. Near him was the fake eye inserted by OHno 1 minute ago. His movements were completely exposed under WAKA's nose. Haijiao rushed to face the Prophet. He shot wildly, full of momentum, just like the original partner Fan Xiaosan in the TV series, showing his momentum and demeanor.

The Prophet fled down the tower, and Haijiao continued to shoot with all his might, and pressed the Prophet to death on the top of the tower, and Fu fled back to the city with residual blood before the little devil's support.

"Hey, you're really blind," Wa Chacha couldn't help praising, "That's what you have to do to beat up little devils. The chairman's teaching is so correct."

In 9 minutes, Haijiao wore a blood-sucking mask and went directly to fight Roshan. The little devil smelled the smell, and Feng Xing flew to the side of Roshan, and quickly inserted his eyes. After a while, a cloud-piercing arrow came, but it was avoided by Rufu Zhixin's cape with a beautiful shift, and the damage of this cut completely hit Roshan.

The four little devils surrounded Roshan, and the Prophet who was leading the line in the bottom lane could also teleport over at any time, and all five of WAKA also came secretly, and Mo Se hovered nearby, ready for the big move at any time, and the other three Open the fog, nest under the slope, waiting for the moment when the fog hits.

The first to jump in was Parker, with a big move to hold Mo Se who took the initiative to take the damage, Feng Xing followed in time, looking for a seat to give a restraining blow to Pat Bear, but Kidding's Fire Girl said that she had already seen through everything, Prejudging the position in advance, he fainted Feng Xing beautifully.

The phoenix turned into an egg, just waiting for the moment when it was reborn from the ashes, the bear warrior in Cape screamed and patted the phoenix's egg frantically, Sal followed A, and the phoenix's egg shattered.

The Naga Siren turned on, wandered to the best seat, and sang the song to lure the sailors with his big move. The four of the little devils all fell into an intoxicated dreamland, all of them were hit and couldn't move.

The author has something to say:

*To be reasonable, the game between newbee and EG really brought tears to my eyes, and, I really hate Su Tiaotiao, God is annoying

So, let me pay tribute to the big newbee in the reversal game, it is so touching

Always reminds me of last year's wings

keep going

*It’s been a long time since I’ve written so many game content, I really want to cry, I’m so busy recently that the only game I play is probably Glory of Kings, the gold rank is simply a quagmire, a god pit