The Great God is always teasing me [e-sports]

Chapter 40

Reasonably speaking, Xiao Zhuo likes to eat Roujiamo, especially the kind of noodle cake that is crispy on the outside and soft on the inside, fluffy and chewy. .

To be more reasonable, although the cake is already cold, you can turn it in the microwave oven and take a bite, and you will know in an instant that the Roujiamo made by Lin Yu's mother is actually very suitable for Xiao Zhuo's requirements, and the taste of pork is delicious. It's not like the kind bought in the market, but rather like the pigs raised by people in the country, which are slaughtered all year round for the Chinese New Year.

However, Xiao Zhuo was just a little upset, he always somehow felt that his status seemed to be inferior to the three meat clips?

Thinking about it again, with Lin Yu's love for pasta, the two of them will have the conditions to do inappropriate things in the future, and they feel good about themselves. Will Lin Yu suddenly say: "Are you hungry? Let's replenish some energy first? Three sandwiches per person?"

……

Xiao Zhuo heaved a long sigh, ate the last bite, burped long and unremarkably, leaned back on the chair slowly, stared at the row of chandeliers on the ceiling, and started to be dazed, still recalling the meeting with Lin Yu in the afternoon word by word in his mind. after the conversation.

After helping Lin Yu finish a game of the ladder, he received the "Love Token" Roujiamo. At that time, he was carrying the plastic bag, feeling very complicated.

"Three, maybe it's my snack at night, and I'll have porridge tomorrow morning." He lied to people with his eyes open without drafting, and deliberately lowered his voice to create a subwoofer effect, even his eyes were blurred. Very focused, absolutely focused on watching a lover.

Lin Yu was stunned for a moment, probably because he didn't expect that with the sincerity of his mother's cooking, two of them would be enough for him, and God D's three would be snacks. Maybe the master is the master, and eating too much becomes manipulation.

He thought for a while, and calculated very seriously: "So, tomorrow morning, you will have porridge first, and go out to buy some pancakes or something?"

"The base is in Yulong Bay, and there are no breakfast stalls around. Except for the food made by my aunt, we basically can't eat pancakes in the morning."

Yulong Bay?The place is in a very high-end residential area in a place with beautiful mountains and clear waters outside the Fifth Ring Road. Lin Yu knew the place, but he just didn't expect that the rich people couldn't even sell pancakes, so he cast his vote on God D. With a sympathetic look.

"Eat porridge for breakfast, I'll go across to Qingfeng to buy you some steamed stuffed buns later?"

"I never eat buns."

"what?"

"Because buns are spherical."

"Aha?"

"Spherical things are unlucky."

"Unlucky? Why?"

"My quirk."

"..."

What the hell is this personal hobby, Lin Yu silently slandered in his heart, but seeing God D's seriousness, he really had nothing to say, and he proposed quick-frozen dumplings again, but God D said that the pot was too heavy and his left hand could not move. After rejecting, offering to buy some cakes, being rejected by God D because he was too sweet and gay, Lin Yu didn't want to make any more suggestions at all.

"Either way, you'd better drink the porridge first, make do with it, and then I'll come over to cook for you at noon, anyway, I still have four days before school starts, and I don't have much to do these days."

"Okay." This proposal was immediately agreed by Xiao Zhuo, and he resolutely refused to give the other party any chance to go back on his word. In the end, he smiled wickedly and said very sincerely: "You are really WAKA's great benefactor."

"What time will you come tomorrow?"

"I'll leave at ten o'clock."

"it is good."

"Save your phone number for me."

"182XXXXXXXX."

Lin Yu was suddenly crowned with a high hat, and he couldn't adapt to it for a while. He always felt that being "the number one fan of God D" + "Waka's great benefactor" was really a heavy responsibility.

Thinking of what happened in the afternoon, Xiao Zhuo couldn't help whistling. At that time, Lin Yu's stunned expression made his heart itch. He wanted to take a bite, but he was afraid of scaring him, and it took a lot of effort. It took a lot of strength to hold back the little devil that was about to move in his heart.

The old driver in the e-sports circle, the gay old idiot in gay just hummed a ditty, and laughed happily in the huge villa that was empty except for him. Suddenly he realized that he sat on the sofa after eating. After a long time, I quickly jumped up from the chair, put Kidding’s two rows of Yakult in the refrigerator, two cans of milk, I am your father’s ham sausage, and a box of quick-frozen dumplings from Wachacha, and found a plastic bag. Packed, leaving only a black can of black coffee.

Then he changed into his sports clothes, carried the bag and went out, passing by the security guard at the gate, Xiao Zhuo gave all the things in the bag to the amiable uncle security guard, saying that it was their love and dedication for years. Hard work, to send warmth on behalf of the residents of the community.

The uncle security guard who had just joined the job for less than two months looked at Xiao Zhuo in bewilderment, and suddenly felt that the owner's car average level above Mercedes-Benz, was full of sparkling human touch.

Yulong Bay has its own tennis court, swimming pool, and a rubber track. He can't play the first two, so he can only go for a run. It is really exciting at the moment and needs to be calm.

But Xiao Zhuo didn't expect that sports would only make people more and more hot and excited. After running five laps, Xiao Zhuo stopped breathing unsteadily, and his mind was full of The scene that is not suitable for children, the main character is Lin Yu, he really can't wait to go to the dormitory now and strip off his clothes.

Fucking... so hot as hell...

It was almost hard until the next morning, Xiao Zhuo opened his eyes at six o'clock, and made another five laps on the track. He returned to the base villa hungry and hungry, opened the refrigerator and it was empty, only a can of black coffee Laughing at his ignorance yesterday.

Xiao Zhuo had black lines on his face, he could only wash the rice casually without saying a word, he didn't know if it was washed or not, he put it in the pressure cooker, imitating his aunt who wanted to cook plain porridge to make do with it, but he didn't touch Yangchun water with his fingers God D never expected that the pressure cooker would not listen to him at all. He didn't know how to close the damn pot.

Rice and water, look very miserable.

Suppressing his stomach full of anger and wanting to clean up, Xiao Zhuo suddenly had an idea and let the rice soup lie on the spot.

When Lin Yu came in a hurry at [-]:[-], Xiao Zhuo, who was dying and speechless, entered the villa. Before he had time to appreciate the Chinese and Western decoration style of the WAKA base, he was overwhelmed by the rice soup there and the one looking at him. The lower pressure cooker was shocked.

"what's the situation?"

"I listened to you. I wanted to cook porridge, but I don't know how to make it..." The voice was a bit miserable, and Lin Yu looked helplessly at God D who was still wearing a mask in the villa. Want to feel sorry for his misfortune and angry about his indisputable feeling: "Then what did you have for breakfast?"

"Does the air count?" Seeing that the other party was still calm, Lin Yu suddenly had the urge to throw the two bags of vegetables he carried in his face.

"Do you still know that you are a sick patient? Can you order takeaway if you don't know how to cook? Are you hungry for Meituan Waimai and Baidu Waimai? Do you need me to download some apps for you?" With the strength to possess his body, he opened the refrigerator again and saw the huge space with three doors that was empty with only a can of black coffee. He had the illusion that he was going to become a fire-breathing dragon, but Xiao Zhuo just looked at him silently, The expression seemed a little guilty, only he knew, but in fact, he was very happy.

In the whole big house, there were only him and Lin Yu. This person who has been in love since the third year of high school has been unable to get him out of his mind for so many years. This person is now in the kitchen, while being organized and logical. Arguments scolded himself with arguments, while chopping vegetables like a helpless appointment, he also found the casserole that his aunt didn't use very much, and he was simmering big bone soup.

Xiao Zhuo just stood leaning against the door frame, eating the pancake fruit that Lin Yu brought all the way from the school gate. It was already cold, but the taste was very good.

When Lin Yu finally finished cursing and thought of turning around, what he saw was D God who ate pancakes and fruits with a loving face, and D God who took off his mask.

The kitchen knife in his hand was unsteady for a moment, and he chopped it onto the cutting board suddenly. With a "dang", the shredded green peppers that were cut evenly in thickness jumped a few times.

"What's the matter?" Xiao Zhuo swallowed a mouthful of pancake fruit, pursed his lips and smiled, a very gentle and harmless kind, Lin Yu only felt that his eyes were a little dazzled for a while, he really didn't expect that he would actually see it under such circumstances. The true face of the idol feels very unreal.

"You seem to have a green onion at the corner of your mouth." Lin Yu said seriously after being stunned for a while.

"..." Xiao Zhuo took a deep breath, walked up to Lin Yu, was very close, stretched his left arm and opened the top door of the cupboard. Seen from the back, it seemed that Lin Yu was hiding in his arms.

Xiao Zhuo took out a pack of brand new napkins from above, moved slowly, and seemed to carelessly brushed Lin Yu's face with his left hand, the touch made him quite satisfied.

Then he held a piece of paper very unscrupulously, and stood closer to Lin Yu. Although his mouth tasted like pancakes and fruit, his smile was impeccable, his eyes were tender and his voice was low: "I can't see it, where is it?"

Lin Yu didn't understand, so he poked the corner of Xiao Zhuo's mouth with his right index finger, and the latter stuck out his tongue to lick it shamelessly, and said seriously, "Oh, so it's here."

When Lin Yu withdrew his fingers, he was still a little puzzled, just now God D seemed to lick him...I always feel that something is not right.

The author has something to say:

*Because Maoroujiamo steals the spotlight so much, but actually I really want to eat it too, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*Don't worry that I will abandon the pit, it's 2017, the second child got married and gave birth to a baby, I will change my mind and start a new life, I won't be cheated anymore! !

*There is a supernatural beauty in the author's column, and it is still sweet in the manuscript, please collect it first!

The title of the text is "Burial Bone Book"

Cruel, cold-blooded, ruthless, cruel, domineering, blackened, good at flirting with loyal dogs, Tom Su, Li Guigong, X comes with a protagonist halo, abstinence, high-cold appearance, stinky, shameless mouth, first-class hooligan skills

[Second child let himself go, just take a look at this complicated attack and receiving attributes! 】