The Great God is always teasing me [e-sports]

Chapter 31

The game against VIva was scheduled at [-]:[-] pm in Germany, which was a very comfortable time for WAKA.After waking up, Xiao Zhuo has always maintained a relaxed and high-spirited state, and sometimes even hums a song unintentionally, which makes several people in the team feel very horrified.

Kidding also winked at Boo Boo, and said softly: "Boss is so sloppy, be careful to let go of your ult, then it will be Boo Boo's world!"

Boo Boo, who has always been on the bench in the team, is a standard taciturn internet addict with myopia. He was recruited from a second-tier team by Wa Chacha. Kidding played the second position when Kidding was not here. After that, Hush has been on the bench.

This time at TI6, he, as the chief senior substitute in the team, of course followed suit, and posted a Weibo, saying that he was not poached, but that he likes WAKA as a team. He was actually forced not to play by the team bully" and other rumors.

Regarding Kidding's taunt, Xiao Zhuo was noncommittal, just Void Leap, a beautiful big move, covered Kidding's Templar Assassin, and he passively fainted three times in a row, directly knocking him to death.

After a hand practice match, Wa Chacha checked to see that the time was still eleven o'clock in the morning, and asked everyone to have lunch together, relax for two hours, and gather at two o'clock.

The sun outside was really hot, Xiao Zhuo gave up the idea of ​​running, and met Mo Shi to the indoor tennis court, and played badminton, which was very down-to-earth.

The 45 minutes passed quickly, and Moshi and Moshi were bathing in different compartments with sweat all over, when they heard Moshi's frigid voice coming through the partition.

"Have you been in a relationship recently?" A question was asked without cadence, but Xiao Zhuo was taken aback for a moment, pointing at the foam on the top of his head, his voice was lazily: "Not yet, but soon."

Mo Se just said "oh" and didn't say anything, but Xiao Zhuo flushed with his eyes closed, and suddenly he had the idea that it would be great for the two of them to take a bath together in the future.

Because the domestic time of WAKA’s game is 07:30 in the morning, Lin Yu specially set the alarm clock, got up at [-] o’clock, went to the cafeteria and made two baskets of buns for everyone in the dormitory, then went back to the dormitory, turned on the computer, and nestled in the chair Brush up the phone.

The first thing I looked at was DEADFAT’s Weibo, and the master didn’t update it. Thinking of bringing him to the hacker yesterday, Lin Yu still couldn’t help but feel that it was unreal. He was afraid that playing with a pig teammate like himself would affect God D. Status, but the master is the master, he just said lightly: "It's just a game, not to mention I have good luck BUFF."

But to be reasonable, things like good luck buffs are more mysterious. You can't say that God D used the butcher's big meat hook to hook luck away from you yesterday...

After swiping D God's Weibo, he immediately refreshed the dota2 group he was following. The first one was the "latest video TOP10" that had just been released. Lin Yu went in excitedly. When he saw the second one, he was almost caught by Xiaolong. Bao choked to death.

Because, the stupid Silencer in the video who was rescued by the butcher with a hook, a pushing stick, a coffin of shadows, a shimmering cloak...isn't that "I am such a man"?

Lin Yu never thought that one day he would be able to be on the "Top 10 Latest Videos", and it was in such a weird way. Looking at the comments below, Lin Yu felt that Xiaolong Baozi was going to choke him to death.

- Oh also, the sofa

——The butcher's operation is so bright

——Bright fart, is it difficult?

——Hehe, you can do it, anyway, I can't do it at all with a score of [-]. This reaction speed, but Bao Mo's super god butcher... It's interesting

——Does anyone think that this butcher Jubi really loves Silence?I play support, and I think I can’t save my brother like this even in [-] rounds

——Well, actually, I think butchers like silencers

——The filthy fat butcher fell in love with abstinence and silence?I like this meme

——Really, the butcher didn’t say a word the whole time, he must be silently in love with the Silencer

——God, don’t you really like someone, play the game silently for the person you like, and then come to protect her in the game? It’s so touching to think about it.

——Upstairs, how do you know it's her, maybe it's him, hahahaha

……

The following comments were all distorted. The analysis operation was one-sided and focused on analyzing the love between the butcher and the silencer. Lin Yu was dumbfounded.

.

Butchers like Silencers?

DEADFAT like Lin Yu?

……

So scary, so scary, so fantasy, so unrealistic.

Or come a thunder and chop yourself to death.

With a face full of pain, he dropped this Weibo, and Lin Yu went to brush the super topic of #DEADFAT#, and the one on the top was called "On my fat ten Su points".

The person who posted the post is called "Fat God Super Big Fan Girl", to the effect that God D used to wear team uniforms that were at least two sizes larger during games, and wore the stupidest old hat, bloated and sloppy. I don't know which one recently. The muscles are opened up, and the team uniform is worn correctly!Dare to show off your figure!The eyelashes come out!The sultry eyes dare to face the camera!Su's voice is so bad that he can talk more!The hot mermaid line is going to make people faint!

Is this fucking fat guy from back then? This is simply a walking hormone!

He's so handsome he can't close his legs!

When to take off the mask, I guarantee that the legs will never close!

The post was very long, and Lin Yu read it with interest. At the end, there was a picture, which was a live photo of DEADFAT wearing a baggy team uniform and a crappy hat in a previous game, and a swimsuit photo for comparison.

Although the pink chubby panties are very eye-catching, but I have to say that this figure... is amazing.

It seems that this is the photo on Weibo that Kidding deleted at the beginning.

There are still pectoral muscles, abdominal muscles, mermaid lines, etc. Lin Yu touched his flat body, and suddenly felt a sense of frustration...

After swiping around on Weibo, Lin Yu found that even though he locked his phone screen, his mind was still full of thoughts like "butchers like silencers", "God D has a great figure", "I really want to see what's hidden under the pink fat guy"...

Then I suddenly thought that the butcher who stood in front of me without hesitation yesterday, the DEADFAT at that time was not at all like the DEADFAT that sold his teammates to protect his development when the scene of the passerby game in the video was not good at all.

So, because of these thoughts, Lin Yu's ears slowly turned red without his knowing. Mom got up early in the morning and made the noodles, and took a photo for herself.

Cowpeas, potatoes, and pork belly were cut into small cubes, leeks were cut into small pieces, authentic Fengxian vinegar, chili oil from the vegetable market, and served with noodles made by his mother himself. Lin Yu looked at the bowl of noodles, and then at his steamed buns , very lifeless.

--mom!In the early morning, you tempted your son with noodles again!Is it suitable...

——Be good son, eat well, come back before school starts, mom will cook something delicious for you

——Well, school starts on September 9rd, and I booked a special flight on the 3th

- (rolling pin)

Seeing that the noodles were really tempting, Lin Yu swallowed, saved the picture, and posted on Weibo——It's a pity that I can't eat the glutinous rice noodles (drool) made by my mother.

He didn't expect someone to reply in less than five seconds.

"DEADFAT commented on your Weibo."

Lin Yu couldn't help holding his breath for a second, and clicked on the comment.

——It looks delicious, I haven’t been back to City X for a long time, I really miss it

Thinking that God D and himself were both from the same village and from Tiezhong, Lin Yu narrowed his eyes and smiled, and replied seriously.

——God D, if there is a chance, I will treat you to dinner when I go back to my hometown

——I like to eat noodles

--ha?I would also like!I will do it again!

——If there is a chance, I will eat it for you! (Eating noodles)

Xiao Zhuo, who was changing clothes, held his mobile phone, and when he saw this sentence, he took a deep breath.

Terrible.

hard.

With the cold wardrobe on his head, Xiao Zhuo sighed, but still smiled.

- Well, it must be delicious

The author has something to say:

*Dirty, life is beautiful 2333333333

*And, since Lin Xueba was a straight man straighter than a telephone pole in the first half of his life, it is a bit difficult for a fat man to attack him, and it may be a bit long, but the whole process is sweet, okay?

*Little angels, if it’s convenient, please give me an author’s collection, the □□ year old transparent also wants to experience the next work to earn more than a thousand rush feet 23333