The Great God is always teasing me [e-sports]

Chapter 24

On the first day of the group stage, we finished the matches against GL and fuck you, and the highlight of the second day was the opening match against WIND.

Like WAKA, WIND from the United States is an old and strong team. StarCraft, war3, and lol have teams, and this team in dota2 can be regarded as the best team among them. They won the championship of TI4. Now the team's The conductor is still the bless who played the second position in the previous session. Besides, the most famous one should be the fifth position XXZ. If there is an auxiliary ranking, he is definitely in the top three.

At [-]:[-] in the morning, the players entered the arena. The main color of WAKA's uniform this year is black, with some PU materials and bright blue abstract team logo patterns added to the shoulders and thighs. On the back is a personal ID with a super-large Chinese ink freehand style.

I am your dad. I especially like this team uniform because he is 172cm tall and weighs 172cm. It accentuates his rounded shoulders.

Because it was the highlight of the group stage, the director specially gave the two teams a close-up. Xiao Zhuo was still at the end as usual. The camera zoomed in very close, and the four large screens together formed a huge face. .

Another sentence was written below - tell me, I am not the only one who wants to see his true face!

"Yes!!!" The whole audience screamed in unison, all the team members entering the arena looked at the big screen at the back, and started laughing wildly in an instant, the host of the scene hurriedly took the microphone to Xiao Zhuo, and looked at it with exaggerated anticipation. Looking at him, Xiao Zhuo glanced at the auditorium around him, then looked at the camera, shook his head, and added a standard English word: "NO——"

"Oh, this is so sad, we all want to know if DEADFAT has a handsome face in addition to his superb manipulation and good figure."

While the host was talking like this, he blinked Xiao Zhuo's eyes as a hint, and all he got in return was Xiao Zhuo's words: "No, I'm too ugly, let's just watch the game."

"Nowadays, if you switch from the gaming industry to the entertainment industry, you have to rely on your face to make a living?" Pulling out the chair and sitting down, I am your father and still feeling emotional while touching his round belly, Xiao Zhuo glanced at him and said calmly: "How do you rely on your face to make a living? Your face is on the keyboard?"

The commentary booth was introducing the situation of the two teams. The players adjusted their own equipment. The game started on time at 08:30, and entered the BP stage. WAKA’s BP player was still black, and WIND’s BP player was theirs. The bless of the meritorious veteran, although he is a veteran, he is not yet 30 years old.

WIND directly banned Huomao directly against DEADFAT, and WAKA banned Rubick of the opponent XXZ. The two teams are really familiar with each other. After various considerations and considerations by BP, the final lineup is still impressive. Some unexpected.

DEADFAT played Meepo, played mid laner and the opposite goblin tinkerer, Kidding's plague mage and I am your father's doomsday messenger took advantage of the lane, and the opposite came Silencer, Vengeful Spirit, and Murloc Anus [-], and went on the road The only ones are the ink-colored centaurs and OHno's warlocks, and the inferior murlocs against WIND.

DEADFAT first went to the opponent's talisman point, grabbed their bounty talisman, and returned to the middle lane. He was hit by the Goblin Tinker with a set of skills and directly lost [-]/[-] of his blood. At the second level, go back to the top lane, and the jungler, I am your father, began to take care of the mid lane frequently.

At 5 minutes, Spirit of Vengeance and the little murlocs opened the fog, and caught I am your father in the wild, allowing the little murlocs to get first blood. DEADFAT cooperated with the centaurs in the middle lane and killed the goblin tinkerer.

In 8 minutes, the team started on the road, the big murloc perfectly stepped on Kidding, the little murloc took his head, DEADFAT killed the Silencer in the back row, and then asked the goblin tinker output from the back of the net, the spirit of revenge was stunned After leaving him, the little murloc jumped up to have a fight, and Mo Se used his ult move to speed up to cover his teammates. After pulling the formation, the Vengeful Spirit was caught by DEADFAT at the right time, and the double kill was credited.

The whole game was very anxious, today's match against WIND was like a real passionate collision between two strong teams, there was no room for each other, it was like playing the group stage as a final, especially bless This veteran player who started playing professionally at the age of 18, no matter whether it is auditions, group matches or finals, even if it is a regular black game, he is serious and serious. He attaches great importance to every game and is meticulous and conscientious.

Someone once asked him about this in an interview before, and bless said with a smile: "I don't just see a game as a game, it can be understood as a career or a cause to strive for, so this ID is of great significance, and we must use all Focus on every game played with this ID."

In fact, bless is not that kind of talented player. When he first debuted, he could only play as a substitute for the second-tier team, but probably his meticulous attitude paid off. He gradually became a substitute for the second-tier team. Played as the main force, then played as a substitute for WIND's first team, and then replaced the bad-tempered genius at the second position, and finally won the TI4 championship.

Xiao Zhuo has always admired bless, and the relationship between the two is not bad, after all, the other party is an old player who is dubbed "veteran e-sports cadre" and "old-fashioned old monster" by Chinese fans.

Playing against WIND is actually very comfortable, because this is a very patient team with varied styles of play. For a while, Xiao Zhuo was obsessed with watching their games, especially studying bless's command method. He really discovered several characteristics of the other party.For a while, bless seemed to pay special attention to Roshan, and he even checked the refresh time. He liked to go there for a while as soon as he refreshed. After discovering that Xiao Zhuo knew about his stinking problem, he decisively changed this habit.

In short, these are two boring humans who are fighting each other on steam.

Looking at the eyeliner, there is a Silencer in the top lane, the goblin tinkerer in the mid laner is still facing him, Xiaoyu in the bottom lane is frantically reeling in, Xiao Zhuo observed the scene for three seconds, and decisively sent a message to open the fog and go to Roshan Instructing, Kidding and Mo Se immediately opened the fog of deception and disappeared to Roshan.

Xiao Zhuo really guessed right, the big murloc put on Roshan's armor-reducing armor, and he was fighting with the same armor-reducing spirit of revenge. Halfway through, the Silencer on the road was gone.

Mose ate a halo from the soul of revenge, and got stuck on the CD of the murloc's stomping skill. Kidding directly used a skill, plus a death scythe to take away the murloc. Mose woke up and used his big move. Flying in the middle of the road, Shen Mo, who had come to support him from the net, rushed to Shen Mo's big move, and flicked his own gun, and Mo Mo died.

This round of team battles was considered a watershed in the competition. WAKA won the first round, but unfortunately lost the second round to WIND, who promoted the lineup. The two teams also shook hands and made peace, and WAKA got another point.

After the game, there was a small interview. Due to time constraints, the interviews were with the captains of the two teams.

Xiao Zhuo greeted bless from a few meters away, and the other party also waved to him enthusiastically.

"It seems like the rumors say, the two captains have a good personal relationship?" The gossip host began to blink again, Xiao Zhuo was wearing a mask, and his voice was a bit dull, but he could still hear it very happy: "Bless is me A very admired player, he is one of the best two positions in my opinion."

"Haha, that happened a few years ago," bless was also very happy, smiling heartily, "You are also a player I admire very much, everyone knows that WAKA's DEADFAT is fierce and ruthless, and he is also a conductor genius."

"Haha, it seems that the relationship between the two is really good. On behalf of the fans, I want to ask DEADFAT a question, whether you have a personal relationship with GL's THEONE. It is actually a good relationship. There is a photo of you running together last night on INS."

For this gossip host, Xiao Zhuo was quite speechless, but he replied patiently: "If you mean that he wants to meet us by force, then so be it."

Ignoring the blazing flames of gossip in the eyes of the host, and ignoring the yelling of the girls in the audience, Xiao Zhuo chatted with Bless for a few words, left the interview area and went to the lounge to rest, waiting for the next game .

On the way back to the lounge, Xiao Zhuo met THEONE, who sneered and said in a very uncomfortable tone: "DEADFAT, you are so boring, why are you making me hot?"

"You really think of yourself as a star?" Xiao Zhuo looked at him in surprise, and finally took off his mask and laughed: "Do you think I really need to borrow you if I want to become popular?"

THEONE only felt that the top of his head was going to smoke again, and wanted to curse, but Xiao Zhuo turned around and left, completely refusing to give him this chance.

Entering the lounge, Kidding was giggling at the phone, and even Wa Chacha was standing next to him, laughing maniacally, Xiao Zhuo ignored them, and when he walked over, Wa Chacha stopped him and asked him to look at Kidding's phone.

Someone on Weibo has already intercepted the video of his interview just now and turned it into an animated emoji. The ps of the mask turned into a bloody mouth, and Xiao Zhuo, who rolled his eyes, added a bunch of equipment around his head, such as armbands, cannons, obliteration, big Thunder Hammer or something, and added a sentence - how dare you take my tricks!

Xiao Zhuo took off his mask, rubbed the center of his brows, opened his own Weibo, and directly retweeted this.

Then I saw "Push in the laboratory" back in seconds -hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Xiao Zhuo counted the time in China, frowned unhappily, and knocked on the screen directly, regardless of the cool and cool avatar he had worked so hard to create.

——Aren’t you going to bed so late? ?Are you really going to become a fairy? ? ?I really don't know if it's bad for my health? ? ?Didn't you do well in high school biology? ! ! !

After sending it, Xiao Zhuo regretted it, but unfortunately he didn't withdraw this option in the private message, and Lin Yu seemed to have been sprayed by himself, and he didn't reply for a long time.

Xiao Zhuo felt a little uneasy for no reason, he went straight to the toilet, squatted on the toilet, and stared at the phone.

Five minutes later, Kidding smiled wretchedly outside the door: "Boss, may I ask Ma Yun's father to send you a kidney treasure?" Xiao Zhuo ignored him.

After 10 minutes, Lin Yu finally replied, and he could see the other party's doubts just by reading the text.

— God D, did we know each other before?

Do you know?What are you sir!Of course I know!More than knowing!I still like you and have been obsessed with you for so many years!

But Xiao Zhuo didn't dare to say these words, he only put on his shoes for his great cause, and he hasn't taken the first step yet, even if he wants to yell at that person again, you really don't know who I am?

But you still have to be patient, let Xiao Zhuo know about those things in the third year of high school, different from the appearance of smiling and talking all day long, the real Lin Yu, hidden under the mask he always thought, is also an equally persistent and persistent heart.

I like you, I must let you like me too, start in the best way, and stay with me all the time, there is nowhere to escape.

This is Xiao Zhuo's most primitive thought about Lin Yu hidden in his heart.

So, the omnipotent DEADFAT god in the game squatted on the toilet, thought hard, and replied.

——I am also from X City, but I am from Tiezhong. I was in the same class as you. You were number one in the city at that time. Who doesn’t know?

--oh! God D is actually a fellow with me! !

——Which class in the iron school?I have classmates, maybe you guys still know each other?

Meet your uncle!

Xiao Zhuo rolled his eyes at the phone, and then saw Lin Yu send another message.

——I am so happy! ! !He's actually from the same hometown as God D! ! ! word days! ! ! !I think I'm a little dizzy! ! ! !unimaginable! ! ! !Maybe we met when we were kids! ! !Ah, I can't think about it! ! !Why didn't I play dota at that time! ! ! !

Looking at the long series of exclamation marks, the corners of Xiao Zhuo's mouth rose again and again, and finally he only replied five words - ready to compete.

He opened the door, facing the suspicious eyes of his teammates, he calmly said two words: "Constipation."

In the game that afternoon, Kidding found out in horror again that Xiao Zhuo had once again entered the fully evolved version of DEADFAT, carried the whole field, exploded the sky, and directly scored four points for them.

The author has something to say:

* I also watched the game where the stepmother overturned again...it's really hard to say

It feels like everyone except cty is sleepwalking...kneeling

I also told Xiaobai, Emma, ​​some operations are just my style

In exchange for Xiaobai's look of contempt

Tu

*Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I feel so sweet