The Great God is always teasing me [e-sports]

Chapter 20

The first round of the group stage in the afternoon is the highlight - WAKAVSGL.

The love-hate relationship between these two teams, especially the story between the two No. [-] positions DEADFAT and THEONE, can be written like a novel. THEONE has countless female fans because of his good appearance, while DEADFAT fans are big men and rough guys. Mainly, but due to the recent waves on Weibo, there are more and more female fans, and the popularity has soared like a rocket.

Harbin Beer has a popularity list PK. Originally, THEONE has always been at the top of the list. WIND’s hallowed old god blink is ranked second. Since DEADFAT opened Weibo, his popularity has soared to the second place, and THEONE is also far away from the number one. about there.

But for this ranking, Kidding said that he has always had something to say, why, because this list is obviously unscientific, let alone, it is selected every year, Mo Se is stable at third every year, and My hope for the future of dota2, which looks cute but plays wildly and passionately, is actually only tenth in the popularity list this time...

This kind of mood is even more painful than being a B Inugami...

_(:з」∠)_

At 13:37, 21 minutes before the start of the afternoon group stage, Dabai pointed to the data about Gl in his notebook, pretending to be self-serving, and poured himself a half bottle of Kidding's Wangzai milk into it dry-mouthed.

"A few years ago they left the third position, and a newcomer RT came in. I heard that they were good friends with THEONE in private. The two played black games together in high school. The tacit understanding is very, very good. This is one thing, but there are also disadvantages. Yes, this RT puts too much attention on THEONE, and their second position sometimes has different thoughts, anyway, keep an eye on it during the game, I just showed you a few games Typical video, nothing else to say, go for it lads."

Wa Chacha added a few words, grabbed the Wangzai milk in Dabai's hand, inserted a straw into it in disgust, and drank the rest, and then Kidding screamed in pain: "Damn grass! Someone Sex! Do you know how hard it is for me to bring these things from China! They even secretly drank mine again!"

"Don't make trouble." Wa Chacha just patted his head, and threw the empty can of milk corpse into the trash can with a smile.

Xiao Zhuo stared at the coquettish THEONE on the screen, suddenly remembered something, turned on the phone, clicked on the private message, as for who to send the message to, of course it was the number one fan boy "pushed in the laboratory".

—Waiting to watch the game?

--Um!Very emotional!

— After watching this game, you should go to bed

——I just took a nap for a while, I often stay up late, I am used to it

Seeing the next seven characters, Xiao Zhuo couldn't help but frowned, thought for a while, and continued typing.

——Looking at WAKA staying up late is normal, nothing else

——Haha, yes, I just watch you guys stay up late for the game, and everything else is just writing essays

--Ok

——God, come on, manual refill

--Ok

"Yo——" Kidding leaned over, licked his face and looked at the screen of Xiao Zhuo's phone, the latter quickly locked the screen with his hands, then turned his body, pushing his head away forcefully in disgust.

The little kid still didn't give up, and yelled: "Send a private message before the game, if there is a problem, there is a problem! Let me see!"

Xiao Zhuo poked him on the forehead with one hand, then held the phone high above his head with his right hand, and said calmly, "I'll give it to you if you don't stand on tiptoe or step on the stool."

"..." Kidding had lasagna tears all over his face. Isn't he 1.8 meters 1.7 tall?Do you look down on [-] meters five?Is it amazing? !Sorry?up?what!

Xueba is only 1.7 meters nine!Why look down on the nest!

Why!

This world is really full of malice towards single dogs...

At 13:50, it was time to enter the arena. Since it was the main match of the group stage, the organizers did a great job of creating dazzling lighting effects. Four large screens, except for one, were broadcasting the live broadcast of the two teams in Group B. 78 In the [-]-minute game, the remaining three blocks are synchronously showing WAKA and GL entering the field.

Mo Se walked in the first place with a cold expression on his face, Kidding was wearing big-frame glasses and blinked at the camera, I am your father, trying to make himself look aloof, OHno still looked sleepy, and walked in the last It's still DEADFAT, with the hat of the team uniform on the head, and the mask covering most of the face, only showing a pair of eyes.

The director was also very interesting, and specially gave a close-up of DEADFAT's face, so the live broadcast platforms exploded again.

——Cio!Mascara!The mascara is back!

——Ahhhhh, fat god, why are you wearing a mask again!

——Hey, I want to see a frontal photo without a horse, I am happy

——Can you stop being a nympho, I can’t see anything on the screen, I just see you women are being nympho

——Tch, you are handsome even if you are capable

——So, that man upstairs, don't be reasonable with women, are you single like me?

——Hahaha, two single dogs, do you want to be together?

—together!together!together!

After WAKA entered the arena, GL entered the arena. When THEONE entered, all the female fans shouted in unison, and the momentum was quite amazing.

"Cut——" Kidding rolled his eyes in great displeasure, and his petty mind made a mistake. There was a posture that only WAKA was the best in the world, and he whispered: "What are you arguing about? Let's wait for our boss someday." Take off the mask, see you are still so obsessed with him, cut—”

Xiao Zhuo patted his head, Kidding looked back with an aggrieved face, and at this time, the director just cut back the camera, and Kidding appeared on the big screen with his mouth curled up, his face aggrieved, and the live broadcast platform exploded for a while The discussion about DEADFAT and Kidding attacking CP is quite...disharmonious.

Lin Yu, who was watching the game in China, couldn't help laughing out loud when he saw Kidding with a face full of bitterness and hatred. Just at this time, someone was scrolling on the screen, "Has anyone seen the tragedy of chrysanthemum abuse caused by a mending axe?" ", there is also a barrage reply saying that I have seen it, the [-]-word H scene is simply amazing.

Because the name was so curious, Lin Yu couldn't help but look up the name with his mobile phone, and then he fell silent.

Because not only the name is curious, but the content is also very curious. It was actually written that DEADFAT crossed into the dota2 game and became a werewolf with a fleshy body. He met Kidding, who also passed through as a dota2 hero, cold and beautiful Luna. The two of them were in the wild. The store grabbed the last knife and axe, and then DEADFAT possessed the domineering president for a second, and with a smirk, he pushed away Kidding's hero, only to find that Luna was actually a daughter pretending to be a man, and she became wicked instantly, and threw her into the wild Fell down in an instant, and transformed into a giant wolf at the same time, passionately, excitedly stabbing the chrysanthemum...

In fact, what I wrote at the beginning was quite normal, but the more I wrote, the more mysterious it became. Lin Yu couldn't stand the thunder when he saw the wild land falling down, and closed the webpage with blood on his face. He really felt very sad...

That scene is simply, thinking about it, it makes people want to have a myocardial infarction...

can't look straight...

And Lin Yu was so shocked that he missed the BP time in shock. When he realized it and looked at the screen again, the two teams had already selected heroes.

WAKA: Elf, Fire Cat, Magnus, Warlock, Naga Siren

GL: Fat Blue, Fire/Gun, Master, Vengeful Spirit, Murloc

WAKA snatched OHno's elf first-hand this time, and GL didn't know if he was too confident and didn't ban DEADFAT's Huomao.

Not long after, the loading game screen began. Lin Yu looked at the names of the five people on the screen, feeling inexplicably passionate and fierce.

WAKA. DEAD FAT

WAKA. Kidding

WAKA. BLACK

WAKA.OldDAD

WAKA. ONno

The names of these five people seem to have magical powers. No matter in reality, they are middle school two, high-cold, funny or something, as long as they turn on the computer, keyboard, and mouse, the world will be different under their hands.

Xiao Zhuo adjusted the position of the earphones, bought poor ghost shields, fairy spirits to resist damage, and an iron tree branch with some attributes. ONno shared with him two tree-eating trees for blood recovery, all the way from the wild store. Going around, he squatted at the fork of Yuanguye in the middle road, and I am your father huddled behind him, ready to link him at any time.

Mo Se had already gone back to the city and started on the road, inserted his true and false eyes, and ran over from the opponent's wilderness through the fog.

As for why you want to do this?Probably because THEONE has been particularly jumping recently, especially he likes to use fire/guns recently, and he also likes waves and rushing in the early stage. It is also very good to catch him once and suppress him.

It's also WAKA's fate. Mo Shi really found THEONE who was wretched with Lan Fatty. Mo Shi quickly clicked on the first-level pusher skill, and pushed THEONE directly. If he wanted to run, Mo Shi gave him a slot, and the elf connected to Huomao Come over, Huomao opened the cover and scalded him, THEONE wanted to run away with residual blood, the blue fat man fainted DEADFAT, the big murloc also came to support, Mo Se continued to get stuck in the seat, and the woke up Huomao made a sharp knife.

In the middle of the river, DEADFAT's signature hero Ember Spirit stood with two knives, and THEONE's dwarf sniper was cut off.

"Wow~" Kidding, who was collecting money in the bottom lane, whistled, and Xiao Zhuo said calmly: "He has also given first blood, and he is about to start fighting hard, so be careful. OHno stay, Moshi goes down the lane."

"Damn it!!! One blood!!! Kill THEONE!! Hahahahahaha!!!" The domestic Lin Yu sat in front of the computer and almost howled excitedly in the public rest area in the hallway of the dormitory building.

DEADFAT is so fucking handsome!

So handsome!

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*I still have to say, about the game or something, forgive me for being a badass, operating spicy chicken

The author has something to say:

*Haha, NetEase Cloud Music just put the old song "Revolution and Rotation"

I think you are my sun

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A top student with a negative EQ is also the sun of a cold, arrogant student

*Wow, it's still the sweet Er Sao Sao