The Great God is always teasing me [e-sports]

Chapter 1

In Seattle in 2018, the final scene of TI2, the top international event of dota8.

The WAKA team from China lost the first game, played three games in a row, defeated the American OMG team, and won the championship.

The entire stadium was quite ebullient. When accepting the award, the mysterious captain DEADFAT, who always wore a mask and hat and never showed his true colors, was the first to raise the medal.

The host joked: "Everyone knows that WAKA's DEADFAT is a mysterious player. You won the championship this time. Do you know how many people on Facebook are telling you to take off your mask and hat and see your true face? It is said that even And there's a gamble set up for your true colors, aha."

"So this time, can we see it?" The host turned the microphone to the direction of the stands, and the stadium was filled with whistles, applause, and crazily booing.

With flashing lights, cameras, and a warm atmosphere, Kidding, the youngest in the WAKA team, was actually a little nervous. Then he saw his always cold captain, silently took off his hat, and then put on his mask.

In an instant, all the cameras were aimed at DEADFAT, and the screams of the girls at the scene suddenly increased, and hearts could almost be seen floating in the air, and on the websites of the live broadcasts, barrages were also frantically swiping.

- Lying grass! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! DEADFAT himself? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

——Emma is handsome and handsome, licking the screen

——Ci Ao, the screen went black just now, I only saw my idiot face (﹃)

——Hey, the fat god is so good-looking

——Ahhhh, I'm turning pink

——Holy shit, I'm turning yellow

……

"I promised a person that if I win the championship, I will fulfill his wish." Although the English pronunciation is not very standard, DEADFAT's voice is clean, magnetic, and pleasant to listen to.

"Oh? Haha, is that your girlfriend?" The host seemed too gossip and excited, ignoring that DEADFAT said his instead of her.

DEADFAT didn't answer, but just looked at a certain place in the stands, then stretched out his hand, and gestured towards the camera.

It's obviously a very stupid and cute move, but it can be used on DEADFAT, who is 1.8 meters tall and has slender limbs, which only makes people feel Sutou.

"I love you." DEADFAT didn't make a sound, just lip-syncing, but many fans read this paragraph back and forth many times, and finally realized that their fat god said these three words.

Vulgar, the sour stench of love.

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Back in time.

2017年7月23日，晚08:30。

There was a major power outage in S, and the four people in Lin Yuyi's dormitory were blacking out in dota2.

"Ci'ao!" The head of the house, Goudan, scolded angrily. He just blocked the opponent's fire/gun in the void, but the power went out.

"What should I do? Internet cafe?"

"Hurry up, you will die if you don't play games during the good time!"

"Hey, wait a minute, I'll put on my pants first."

The four gentlemen put on their clothes in a mess, and went all the way to the Doudouyu Internet Cafe opposite the school gate. The boxes were all full, and in the end they only found three consecutive seats in the beehive area. , Lin Yu was abandoned by them to the opposite seat for lovers, and stood alone, and there was a person on the sofa opposite him, Lin Yu glanced at him, that person was wearing earphones, and the hood of the hoodie half covered it The face seemed to be asleep.

The four of them went online collectively, teamed up to open the ladder, and waited for more than three minutes.

Lin Yu randomized a Tidehunter, and he screamed inwardly, his mother's favorite hero, when the secret magic shoes, jumping knife, and refreshing ball were released, it was like a wave of explosions.

After all the heroes on his teammate Radiant Fang had been selected, there was another person from Night Dire called "Create an account for fun" who hadn't selected a hero yet, deducted a lot of money, and finally jumped Zeus come out.

At the beginning, the second car of the roommate was Dai Ze, full of chickens and eyes*, Lin Yu bought the equipment, and went straight to the road, his own druid cleared the wild, he Chao was a bad order alone, and all the line soldiers were ready to eat Lin Yu felt that he would be able to make waves in this round.

When he saw Zeus coming by himself, Lin Yu almost laughed, and went directly to give Zeus a mouthful of old thick phlegm deceleration skills, Zeus backed away, Lin Yu chased him and hammered twice, and then Come back to withdraw troops, the first wave of troops is perfect.

The second wave of soldiers came again, and Lin Yu went to replenish the soldiers in a big way, but Zeus was still beaten by his old thick phlegm, until he was half blooded.

This Zeus must be a fool, Lin Yu thought so.

The third wave of soldiers came again, and Lin Yu went up again, but suddenly there was a fog around him, and he even forgot that there was an invisible power pill on the opposite side, and Zeus took Lin Yu's head with a lightning bolt.

Zeus who went to Nima, Lin Yu gritted his teeth, and yelled at his roommate in the earphones why didn’t he say that Li Wan was gone, and the head of the house laughed and scolded him to kill you, who made you so rambunctious, Lin Yu was speechless and said Cao Nima .

The spring water came out, and a scroll went back to the tower. Lin Yu went to the roadside stall to buy the secret magic shoes, but found that Zeus was missing. He just frantically clicked a few reminders on the map, and suddenly the system prompted that Zeus killed Daize (two car), Zeus killed Druid (passerby), Zeus killed Lena (dog egg).

Lin Yu was almost blinded by the beep in the earphones.

However, what made him even more unexpected was that the opponent's Zeus wanted to hang up, people blocked and killed Buddhas, and Lin Yu's fantasy of killing secrets was impossible to realize, and he even bought a refreshing scroll. I can't save enough money.

In the end, Lin Yu saw that the screen was full of homes——Where the hell did you come from, you are awesome, you play three thousand rounds of jb!

Zeus didn't speak the whole time, but just pressed them on the ground and rubbed them. Lin Yu watched Zeus go berserk* at the end of the game, and his heart was almost desperate.

The suffocating round was finally over. Lin Yuchang took a breath, took off the earphones, and suddenly found that the person opposite him was not asleep, sitting there with his hands resting on the keyboard, still wearing a hat, and the shape of his mouth seemed to be laugh.

The head of the house walked over from the seat, with a not-so-good expression on his face, and told Lin Yu that he wanted to smoke two lighters. Lin Yu said, Goudan, did you forget? After grinding, I went to the toilet.

Lin Yu sat down on the seat, and while waiting for the head of the house, he looked at the billing. Damn it, this couple seat is really expensive. Lin Yu only felt that his heart was bleeding.

As a result, after waiting for a long time, none of the dorm head Nima came. Lin Yu saw that the other two had teamed up to use the computer, so he went to the toilet by himself.

After coming out of the toilet, Lin Yu washed his hands. After washing, he found someone standing at the sink next to him. It wasn't the person wearing a hat opposite him. This person loved hats so much.

Walking back to the beehive area and turning the corner, Lin Yu looked back. The strange man was still standing by the pool, looking in his direction. What was there beside him? Except for the wall, it was a fire hydrant. People are looking at themselves?Lin Yu felt a little baffled.

When I went back to play the game again, the strange man in the hat disappeared. Lin Yu suddenly became a little curious. He walked to the side of the man's seat. saw his ID

——Create a random number to play

Isn't this Zeus who rubbed himself on the ground just now? Lin Yu felt a mouthful of old blood welling up in his heart. He looked around again, but there was no such strange man in the hat. He even went to the bathroom, but the man in the hat was not there either. It was as if the man had evaporated out of thin air.

The head of the house, Goudan, was still on the phone with his furious girlfriend who couldn't find anyone else. Lin Yu walked back to the seat, and by a strange coincidence, he sat again at the seat of the man with the hat, but he still didn't log out of the dota2 interface.

Lin Yu swallowed his saliva, feeling like he was being a thief. After doing mental construction, Lin Yu reached out and finally pressed the mouse.

This is called casually building an account for fun. The last one was indeed Zeus who abused them like a vegetable. The statistics are so beautiful and scary. Lin Yu is really speechless about the pros and cons, the money and experience of killing.

After looking at the profile, it was very clean, a mess, nothing.

At this moment, an online notification came, and Lin Yu saw it——your friend DEADFAT is online.

DEAD FAT?

DEAD FAT!

After carefully looking at the avatar icon, and then looking at the data of that friend, Lin Yu suddenly felt like a fallen leaf trembling in the cold wind, his whole body was going to explode!

Really DEADFAT, DEADFAT!

DEADFAT of Team WAKA!A great god with nearly [-] points in the ladder!The CN No. [-] CARRY in my heart!

DEAD FAT!

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At the same time, in the working room of Doudouyu Internet Cafe, there is a mysterious man in a hat sitting on the staff seat. The camera on his side is facing Lin Yu who is sitting. After adjusting the viewing distance, he can clearly see his excitement. To simply distorted expression.

In front of the man in the hat is a notebook with the dota2 interface on it, and the login number is DEADFAT.

The author has something to say:

* I can't control my brain hole, I wrote it with itchy hands

*The initial time is set in the second half of 2017, so all teams are made up, no need to check in

*I like maybe ah maybe

*Some explanation about the game

If you have played lol, you probably can’t understand it. Dota2 is a game where five people team up to play five people. One side is Radiant, whose base is at the bottom left of the screen, and the other side is Dire, whose base is at the top right of the screen.

Every player has to choose a hero, for the rest, let’s just do it without saying too much

If there is a chicken and an eye, the chicken is a pony that transports equipment and items to the player. If the eye is used to open the map, let’s understand it like this

In dota2, you need both positive and negative pawns, but the second one basically does not exceed ten per round.

If you go berserk, one person kills five players on the opposite side, um, it's very hanging, the kind that wants to go to heaven

*But...is lol popular on jj, but I don't play lol