When I woke up, I was dressed as a woman

Han Yan has been an ordinary person all his life. His ordinary background led him to live his small life step by step like all the grassroots people in society.

He was born in an ordinary small town, with no outstanding appearance, no outstanding background, no outstanding personality, and no outstanding grades. As a result, he ended up going to an ordinary high school and a second-rate university. Most college students are also facing severe employment problems.

His parents didn't ask him to be successful, and he didn't want to work in any company because he was simple-minded. He couldn't play with intrigues and tricks in the workplace. Finally, with the help of his parents, he bought a scooter and used it on Didi. Registered on the Internet and started to work as a driver.

When he graduated from high school, he learned to drive in a driving school and got a driver's license. He didn't remember the road and had navigation, so the job of driving was smooth sailing.

He didn't have any ambitions, and he lived happily in such an ordinary life, but he didn't expect that an accident one night made his life completely turn a corner.

Han Yan thought more than once, if he didn't drive tired that night...

If the guest that night hadn't been a shrew urging her...

If he didn't control the speed because there were not many cars in the early morning...

If he slowed down a little bit at that corner...

He might still be well with his parents.

But no if.

All the coincidences caused this accident.

After the accident, he found himself in this terrifying and perverted world.

Those more than a month were the most trembling and muddled days he had ever lived.

Can you imagine a nice big man looking as weak as a girl?

Can you imagine a man wearing red and green hairpins and rings?

Can you imagine a big man living in a group of phonies every day, wearing makeup every day?

Can you imagine a man learning how to wink and exhale and act coquettishly to seduce a woman?

If he hadn't been driven away later, he would have lost his mind if he stayed for a while longer.

I thought that after being free, I would be free and easy, only to find that this was just the beginning.

In less than three days, his baggage was robbed, and this weak chicken couldn't even catch up!

Well, anyway, he carried his ID card close to his body, and he sewed all his belongings (actually only a few tens of pennies) into his clothes. There were only a few clothes in his bag, so he just had to bear it.

But when he was molested to eat tofu and almost raped when he was temporarily staying in the ruined temple, he couldn't stand it anymore!

He escaped after a lot of luck, and then he learned to disguise himself, blacken himself a bit, and cover the red mole between his eyebrows. When he thought of the meaning of this red mole, he felt chills all over his body. There was nothing he could do. As a man, when he thought of It would be extremely awkward for me to have something similar to a woman's virginity/female/membrane.

It is said that this thing will disappear only after being broken, which made him want to find someone to fuck, but he found out sadly that he... didn't feel it? !

No matter what he did, the little thing under him didn't respond!

Han Yan cried immediately.

It was unlucky and disgusting enough to travel to this shit-like world, but it turned out that he had encountered even more unlucky things-sex/impotence!

But so what, no matter how bad his body is, he doesn't have the courage to commit suicide, so he can only live on, crying and kowtowing to his parents in his dream, parents, son can't give you The family has passed on, if you can still have children, remember to have another one.

Poor kid, I don't dare to talk too much with others, so I don't know that this thing needs to eat a kind of pill...

If he hadn't happened to meet a friendly fellow today, he might have died or lost his mind.

So when he confirmed that Yin Xian was a fellow villager, he burst into tears.

Weeping with joy, I can't help it!

Yin Xian didn't know what Han Yan was thinking, he only knew that if he hadn't considered this man as a fellow villager, he would have thrown him out by now!

Ma De, open your dog eyes and see, I am a man, a man is a man!

The moment he was about to blurt out the words, he held back, there was no way, who made him a woman now, who made him really out of tune with the men here!

As a result, when he suppressed his speechlessness and anger and was about to push this person away, he saw two figures appearing on the stairs with sharp eyes, and instantly felt dizzy!

With fire in Meng Xin's eyes, she helped Meng Lingchuan, who didn't know anything, to get out of class and passed by Yin Xian.

Only then did Yin Xian regain his senses and pushed the person in his arms away!

"Ouch!"

Han Yan sat down on the ground, feeling as if his butt was broken into eight petals!

"Fellows, sisters, what are you doing?"

Meng Xin pursed her lips, fellow?very good.

He raised his foot and kicked Han Yan's leg that had just stood up, and he immediately knelt down on one knee.

"Ouch! Who is it!"

After kicking someone, Meng Xin turned around without hesitation, and led her young master away.

Meng Lingchuan was puzzled, "Meng Xin, what's wrong?"

"No son, someone is meowing like a pig!"

Yin Xian: "..."

Meng Lingchuan: "???"

After the two left, Han Yan looked at Yin Xian with an inexplicable expression on his face, and said in puzzlement, "The men here are so aggressive? Sisters, you can't marry someone like this in the future, okay?"

Meng Lingchuan gritted his teeth and sneered, "Thank you for caring about me so much."

Han Yan rubbed his head in embarrassment, "What's the matter..." Before he finished speaking, he felt that his other leg was also kicked, and he immediately crawled like a dog.

"Ouch!"

"I thank you, thank you eight generations of ancestors!"

……

Although the process was very tortuous, Han Yan still managed to stay, which made the shopkeeper look puzzled. Didn't he just say that he was true love for the county king?As a result, a strange man was left behind?

Even though he explained that he was a fellow villager, the shopkeeper still felt that Yin Xian was unreliable, and the fellow villager was not a close relative, so why accept him when he came?But she didn't say much, after all, she had made the other party unhappy before, so it's better to be as quiet as a chicken now.

boom!

After making sure no one would eavesdrop, Yin Xian closed the door, and the first thing she said was, "Open your dog eyes and see clearly, I'm a man!"

Han Yan was taken aback for a moment, and looked up and down at Yin Xian several times. After a while, he blushed immediately after recovering, "Oh... so it's my buddies, not my sisters..."

He finally understood why the other party was making a bad face all the way.

How could Han Yan know that Yin Xian's black face was mainly due to other reasons? He simply thought that he had misidentified the other party's gender.

Of course Yin Xian would not explain it to him.

He asked bluntly, "When did you come to this world?"

Han Yan suddenly complained like he saw his own parents, and looked at Yin Xian with teary eyes, almost sticking to him and hugging him.

"It's been more than a month, brother, you don't know, I'm really unlucky! My parents are good, my life is good, everything is fine, don't I just want to earn more money and drive late at night, how do I know In such a remote place on Qionghua Road, there is still a car at such a late hour? If you accidentally bump into it, you will be unlucky enough to come to this ghost place."

He cried, "My parents must cry to death, I'm the only child in the family!"

Han Yanbalabala said a lot, but didn't hear Yin Xian's reply, he couldn't help but raised his head in doubt, but was frightened by Yin Xian's gloomy eyes, his hairs stood on end!

"Dude, what's wrong with you?"

"Are you from the Devil's City?"

"Yeah, when I was in college, my parents moved to the city where I was in college. I spent a lot of money to buy a house, and I haven't paid it back yet! Oh, I should have known that I shouldn't have listened to that woman, I should have opened Slow down, or you won't crash the car, and I don't know what happened to the unlucky guy who was hit by me." Facing the people close to him, Han Yan easily turned on the chatter mode, saying what should be said and what should not be said All said and done.

"Two o'clock in the morning on April 2022, 4?" Yin Xian asked through gritted teeth.

"Ah? How do you know when I'm here?" Han Yan was still baffled. Looking at Yin Xian's expression of hiding a knife in his smile, he suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart, and his voice trembled with his heart, "You... what are you going to do? ?”

Yin Xian smiled, "I don't do anything, I just want to kill you, and that's it!"

Han Yan: "!!!"

"I am the unlucky guy who was killed by you!!! You pay me back!!!"