The Taoist Priest is Catching Ghosts [Liao Zhai]

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The entertainment section of a large Taoist forum

Liz: What should I do?After cleaning, I found this book. [Picture.jpg] After reading the above content, I always feel that I will be silenced.

Brother Longhu: What the hell? "The Secret History of the Three Realms" has a strong smell of gossip.

Taoist Rookie: It looks very old, it must have a history of hundreds of years, maybe it is a cultural relic, lz hand it over to the country.

Big brother who wants to sleep: Am I the only one who wants to read the contents?Landlord on the picture.

Pure and unpretentious Taoist female crown: I want to see +1

Daoist friend, buy Zhang Talisman: Want to see +2

A Flower in Laoshan: Want to see +10086

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lz: I beg you not to go upstairs, I am really afraid of being silenced.

Blue Light Sword Immortal: Don't be afraid lz, I will protect you with the long sword in my hand.

Fellow Daoists, let’s buy a talisman: please post it, and I’ll give you a [-]% discount when you buy a talisman.

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lz: As you said, you must protect me!

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Big brother who wants to sleep: Damn, it's so hot!

Gao Leng is panting under me: so explosive +1

Blu-ray Sword Immortal: [Secret revealed: The young master of the Moon Mother Palace was born in this way], [East Monarch is like an idiot, but he can’t stop secretly falling in love with the new God], [Why the Queen Mother of the West hasn’t married for many years], [The Great Zhou Xiangguo Temple commented: Rush to the crown and become blue face].Who is the author?talent!

Daoist buddies, let’s buy Zhang Talisman: Just for today’s gossip, if you buy a Talisman from me, I’ll give you a [-]% discount, it can’t be any lower.

lz: I think, I'm probably going to die.

A flower in Laoshan: I seem to know who the host is, please take care.

I just want to sleep Big Brother:? ? ? ! ! !The landlord is finished.

Zhanxianjian: No, if this building is not deleted, you will also finish it.

The Taoist in Tsing Yi, nestled in the East Kunlun, slowly typed this passage and put down the fruit in his hand.

After putting it down, the Taoist in Tsing Yi looked into the distance. He hadn’t been back to Laoshan for a long time. The “Secret History of the Three Realms” he wrote was found out by those juniors again. He didn’t know if those ancient gods would visit the forums, but he was not afraid of anything. A few juniors are going to be unlucky for a while.

The Taoist in Tsing Yi slowly walked out of his cave, looking at the mountains outside the cave, what was his original purpose of writing "The Secret History of the Three Realms"?

Sanqing was born because of Pangu, and Taoist Tsing Yi, as the Supreme Purity, naturally has the means to reach the sky. He heard the gossip by accident, but it just made him feel itchy, so the more he inquired, the more fun he found. Record it in the book and prepare to pass it on to the disciples.

However, before he passed it on to his disciples and grandchildren, he was approached by the gossip immortals. The immortals next to him might also take into account Shangqing's identity as a descendant of Pangu, but the Queen Mother of the West didn't care. The supernatant was poked.

Of course, Shangqing is not a vegetarian either. Holding the Four Swords of Zhuxian and the support of formations, he still has an overwhelming advantage against the violent Queen Mother of the West.However, the ancient gods were not afraid of Shangqing, and Queen Mother Xi was not the only one. The result of the joint efforts of the gods was that Shangqing frantically resisted a wave of attacks from the gods and then ran to his two brothers.

Taiqing and Yuqing were confused. Although they knew that Shangqing could cause trouble, they never thought that Shangqing could provoke so many ancient gods at the same time.

"Brother, save me!" Shang Qing ran towards his two bewildered brothers almost in a panic.

Seeing this, Yuqing couldn't help frowning, pulled the man to her side, and asked, "What did you do!"

Shangqing barely stopped, took a breath and said: "Run! Stop talking."

Shangqing pulled Taiqing and Yuqing and started running wildly, so on that day, Xiaoxian in the heavenly court saw a miraculous scene - the ancient gods ran after Sanqing.

"Let me tell you, after this incident, I must settle the account with you!" Yu Qing tugged at his sleeve, summoned his Three Jewels Ruyi, and smashed it at the ancient god who was chasing after him.

"I swear, I really didn't do anything?" Shang Qing felt wronged.

Yuqing glared at him, he couldn't believe that Shangqing didn't do anything to provoke this group of great gods to gang up on him!

"Go back to East Kunlun." Taiqing said decisively.

Both Yuqing and Shangqing nodded, and rushed towards East Kunlun at an unimaginable speed.Along the way, Taiqing did not forget to throw down his pole to stop those ancient gods who were chasing after him.

After running back to East Kunlun with great difficulty, Sanqing finally breathed a sigh of relief, relying on the formation left by Pangu to stop those ancient gods from outside East Kunlun.

"Tell me, what's going on here? Did you step on Queen Mother Xi's medicine garden or cut Mother Moon's laurel tree?" Yuqing asked viciously, pulling on Shangqing's collar.

His younger brother just likes to mess around, and if he messes up a lot of things, he has to wipe his ass with the boss.

Shangqing's expression suddenly became indescribable, did he do these things in the eyes of his second brother?

Sitting on the ground, Taiqing panted heavily, and glanced at his two younger brothers indifferently. Shangqing was too good at dancing, so he had to find a good way to add chips to himself, so that people could not move Shangqing easily, and at the same time let him Grind your mind!

"Do I look like such a naive person? I still step on other people's medicine gardens." Shang Qing retorted, pulling back his collar.

"Oh? What's going on?" Yuqing glanced at Shangqing with a half-smile, wanting to know what outrageous thing he had done that caused the ancient gods to pursue him.

Shangqing was stunned by this stare, and honestly explained everything about writing the gossip booklet.

"So, my eldest brother and I are also famous?" Yuqing asked with a smile on his face.

Shangqing shook his head hard, saying that I didn't, I wasn't, don't talk nonsense!

"Brother." Yuqing turned her head to Taiqing.

Taiqing nodded clearly, stood up, stopped Shangqing, and searched Shangqing's whole body.

Yuqing flipped through the brochure she found in Shangqing's sleeve, and happened to see [Shocked!Why is one of the descendants of Pangu always with a paralyzed face?On the Sorrow Formed by Facial Paralysis]

When Shangqing saw the page Yuqing had turned to, she suddenly felt that the world was gloomy and life was hopeless.

"Anything else you want to explain?" Yuqing asked while holding the brochure.

explain what?Can't explain it, wait to be beaten.

So Shangqing ushered in a meal of men's doubles.

After that, Shangqing learned to be obedient, and learned to write gossip books by himself so that no one would read them. After most of the ancient gods could not defeat him, Shangqing secretly left "The Secret History of the Three Realms" to future generations. people.

Just when Shangqing lamented the past years, the Queen Mother of the West, whom she had not seen for a long time, came out from West Kunlun.

"Shangqing, look at what you've done!"