Xiaorui is enough

Looking at the long queue in front of him, Xiao Rui seriously doubted whether he could buy lunch before he died of starvation. Then, he began to think about whether it was too late to call and buy this McDonald's...

He thought about it, but in short, he just refused to take a look at the people around him.

Yu Yuntong smiled and asked him in a soft voice: "Are you angry?"

Xiao Rui replied coldly: "Why should I be angry with someone who doesn't remember my name?"

"Do you know what Huahua is thinking now?" Yu Yuntong made a stroke.

Xiao Rui thought to himself that you haven't apologized properly yet, do you want to just fool around like that?

Yu Yuntong went straight on: "She must be thinking: the more I look at it, the more I feel that Xiao Rui and Xiao Rui look alike, could Xiao Rui be the child of Xiao Rui and Yu Yuntong?"

"...Do you know that both of us are men?" Xiao Rui turned his head and looked over in disbelief.

Yu Yuntong shrugged his shoulders as a matter of course and asked back: "Don't you know that some rotten women have high-tech dreams of men and women?"

snort!Xiao Rui suddenly remembered something: "Didn't she say that she supports you and the once beautiful CP?"

"Huahua is very fraternal, and recently she thinks that chopsticks and I are very suitable. I didn't tell her your name just now, because I was afraid that she would start flirting with us. Even if she can understand that men and men cannot have children, she can't hold her head To make up a bloody story. In her opinion, you must be a scumbag, but I worked hard to bring up your child, because I never forget you, and gave the child your name. After we meet again, maybe I deliberately arranged, but I dare not tell you the truth, for fear that you will abandon me again. Huahua will like you very much for being such a scumbag. ——Look, I just wanted to save you from becoming a scumbag."

Xiao Rui was stunned for a long time, when he finally came back to his senses, he couldn't help but look at the aura Li Bai beside him, and asked in a daze, "Are you serious?"

Yu Yuntong shook his head without hesitation and confessed: "I'm joking. I want to make you laugh so that you don't get angry with me again."

This Li Bai is poisonous.Xiao Rui was really not angry anymore.The main reason is that he didn't have time to get angry, because he was too busy trying to hold back his laughter, lest Yu Yuntong think he was easy to coax.

"Let me tell you another secret." Yu Yuntong said again.

Xiao Rui squinted at the other party: "What secret?"

"Xiaorui's cosplay is Li Nezha."

"... What kind of secret is this?"

"You don't know who Xiaorui's cosplay is, do you?"

Xiao Rui thought for a long time whether there was a trap in front of him, then nodded carefully.

Yu Yuntong continued to explain: "Xiao Rui is very proud that you can't recognize him, so he will definitely continue to test you later. You can pretend to be troubled, and you can ask him if he can give some hints. Then, after he When he was most proud and happy, he suddenly said the answer, which would definitely catch Xiao Rui by surprise."

Xiao Rui squinted at the father again.You designed a five-year-old child like this, and that child is still your son. Are you your son's biological child?

After a while, he realized another rather unusual thing. "Most people just use the name 'Nezha', right? What happened to Li Nezha?"

"Isn't Nezha's father surnamed Li? Of course he is Nezha Li."

"If you really know how to call a person by their first name and last name, what about 'huahua'?"

Yu Yuntong was slightly surprised, but soon he raised his eyebrows and glanced at Xiao Rui with a smile: "I'm talking about Huahua. The surname is Huahua. The Hua of Zhonghua is the painting of painting. If Huahua is Huahua, Shouldn't your name be Ruirui?"

...We really wanted to go together.

Someone next to him secretly used his mobile phone to take pictures of the doll whose eyes might not be so big due to the effect of makeup, Li Bai, who had a somewhat "evil" smile.This reminded Xiao Rui of the very important thing before, "You are an actor after all, wouldn't it be bad if your cosplay photos were discovered?" Especially those CP photos, I'd better delete them right away!

However, Yu Yuntong just smiled indifferently, "At least I can be popular again." He smiled calmly.

Speaking of which, Xiao Rui has always believed that whoever takes acting as his job, who would not want to be popular?At first he saw Yu Yuntong that way, he thought that Yu Yuntong wanted to climb into his bed because of being popular, but after so many things, Xiao Rui has realized that Yu Yuntong is different——Yu Yuntong is different.He is not a normal person, maybe his thinking is not normal.

"Do you want to be popular?" Xiao Rui asked curiously.

Yu Yuntong replied of course: "Of course, anyway, there will be no risk. Of course I want to be popular."

"What's the risk?" What's your Chinese teacher's name?

Yu Yuntong thought for a while, and explained: "It's just that there is no harm in talking about being popular. So, of course, I have no reason not to want to be popular."

Xiao Rui unconsciously asked, "But why do you want to be popular?" It was hard for him to believe that Yu Yuntong's logic was so normal.

Yu Yuntong found it hard to believe that Xiao Rui asked such an idiotic question: "Don't everyone think so? If you become popular, you can get a higher salary, and you can make your favorite movies more freely, so that more people can watch them." to your own work."

"Aren't you afraid that you will lose yourself by then?"

Facing this question, Yu Yuntong didn't answer clearly, he just smiled slightly.There was light flowing in his eyes, which was the gentlest firmness, the most calm self-confidence.Xiao Rui knew that Yu Yuntong was different. At this moment, he finally knew where Yu Yuntong was really different——Yu Yuntong had always lived in the world in his heart, and he was the last person in the world who would never lose himself.

When he finally returned to the dining table with the food, Xiao Rui was already hungry.

Seeing the chicken nuggets, the little boy's eyes lit up like a pair of little light bulbs.However, this child was well-educated, he endured until the food was distributed, and then quickly read out a series of names, "Dad eats, the colonel eats, uncle chopsticks eats, sister Hua eats." After finishing speaking, he opened his mouth wide One bite down...buried his face in the burger.

After a morning of exercise and a long overdue lunch, the five people at the table were not slow to eat.After Xiao Rui ate the hamburger all over his face, he finally relieved his hunger a little.Once he was not hungry, he came to the spirit.In the morning, he was teased by many young ladies and he was exhausted. At this time, he finally found time to test Xiao Rui.

"Colonel, guess who I cosplayed today?"

Sure enough, knowing a son is better than a father.Xiao Rui who was asked the question suddenly secretly glanced at Yu Yuntong, who gave him a tacit look of accomplice.

Xiao Rui hesitated for a moment as planned, pretending to be troubled, and tried to find clues: "This is too difficult, at least give me some hints?"

Xiao Rui's embarrassment greatly satisfied Xiao Rui, and the little boy puffed up his small chest, and reminded him with a compassionate appearance: "Father is Li Bai, and I am my child. Of course, my surname is also Li."

"There are so many people surnamed Li in this world..."

Xiao Rui blinked her bright eyes and answered happily: "But only I am Dad's son."

"So," Xiao Rui stopped acting, he quickly threw out the answer, "You are Nezha Li."

Before Xiaorui made any reaction, Yu Yuntong was the first to laugh.

It wasn't Xiao Rui he was laughing at.He was laughing at Xiao Rui.

"You are too ignorant! Xiaorui's cosplayer is obviously Li Yuanfang!" The person who had planned for a long time finally waited for this moment, he said with a hearty laugh.Xiao Rui's heart went cold when he heard it.

"Who is Li Nezha?" Xiao Rui didn't understand what happened, he asked curiously, "What is the relationship between Li Nezha and Nezha?"

Feeling the chill in the wind, Xiao Rui digested the cruel reality bit by bit——

First of all, Xiaorui is so young, he probably doesn't even know that Nezha's father is Li Jing, so if he cosplays as Nezha, it is impossible for him to think of saying that he has the same surname as his father; secondly, knowing that Xiaorui is Li Yuanfang's Yu Yuntong guessed that Xiaorui would definitely use the same surname Li as a clue, and deliberately called Nezha Li Nezha just to make Xiao Rui more convinced; third, why did Xiaorui provide clues with the same surname?Because Yu Yuntong specially reminded Xiao Rui to pretend not to know first, Xiao Rui pretended to ask for a hint, and from that hint, he fell into a deeper misunderstanding; It was very clear: he was played by Yu Yuntong.

"Xiao Rui, think about it, what would Nezha's surname be? His elder brothers are named Jinzha and Muzha. It is impossible for their father to be named Na, Jin, and Mu. Therefore, Nezha must not have a surname. If so, what might be the relationship between Nezha and Nezha Li?"

On the side, Yu Yuntong continued to laugh while giving logic lessons to his son.

Xiao Rui glared at Yu Yuntong's side face who tried hard to hold back his laughter, and laughed intermittently.He was so angry that he wished he could kiss this hateful person hard at this moment.

—— Immediately afterwards, Xiao Rui had to wonder whether he was bewitched by an evil spirit, or he had just seen a ghost.He didn't expect that he would have such an innocent thought.

The most frightening thing was that, faced with the thought of his kindergarten-level success, he was actually sweetly shy...