Zhang Tangmu and Li Jerry

This is the first time Jerry Lee has seen a live fire ant colony.

Xiao Dong, a fisherman, sailed the boat in the afternoon, and together with the others, he managed to snatch a man from a shark.He was very excited, drank some wine at night, and went fishing on the beach.When he came back, he walked into the grass in a daze and stepped on the ant nest.

"Fire ants! Fire ants!——" The uncles in the food stall grabbed washbasins and buckets and rushed towards Xiao Dong.

Xiaodong's legs were full of ants, like two sandbags that were big and small, he walked with difficulty, and finally fell to the ground and rolled.

Buckets of cold water have already woken up his wine, and someone even brought a charcoal basin for barbecue, and sprinkled sparks around Xiao Dong.Under the attack of flood and fire, the dense colony of ants writhed like a long snake, receded, and escaped into the darkness again.

Jerry Lee: "Oh my God..." It was like having a nightmare.

Someone threw the basin down, "Xiao Dong!——"

Xiao Dong was lying on the ground wet, his hands were swollen visible to the naked eye, and his eyelids drooped, as if he was about to fall asleep.

People tore open Xiao Dong's trouser legs and exclaimed. In addition to piles of dead ants falling like sesame seeds, there were continuous blood-red rashes.

Zhang Tangmu pushed aside the crowd and patted Xiao Dong's face, "Can you talk?"

Xiao Dong was snoring in his throat, as if he was clogged with cotton.

"Laryngeal edema." Li Jerui stretched out his hand and touched it. "I'm afraid I'm going into anaphylactic shock. It can't be treated here. Send it to the hospital immediately!"

Anaphylactic shock is fatal, that is, within 10 minutes.

As soon as Zhang Tangmu explained, everyone was very anxious.The food stall was just a plastic tent, there was no way, so Xiao Dong was thrown on the table and ran away with the table.

In the clinic, the biologist who was bitten by the shark is temporarily stable, waiting for the barge to pick him up tomorrow morning and send him back to the mainland.The surgeon took a breather and was about to leave work when he saw a group of people rushing towards him like a gust of wind.It was Zhang Tangmu and Li Jerry who took the lead again.

Jerry Lee: "Ant bites! — Oxygen inhalation, fluid rehydration! Antiallergic medicine, four units!"

The nurse already knew him, and responded, "Okay, okay!"

Xiao Dong's condition was being dealt with at a rapid pace. The surgeon stood aside and watched for a while without saying a word, nodded in satisfaction, and went straight to get off work.

Xiao Dong's legs were covered with mouthparts of fire ants. The nurse held a magnifying glass and pulled them out with tweezers. The pain was so painful that Xiao Dong came back to life.

Li Jerui instructed: "It seems that the toxin hasn't disappeared yet, and the rehydration will take two more units. Don't shout, the pain will disappear after a while."

He walked out of the treatment room, where Zhang Tangmu was filling out Xiao Dong's admission case.

"What do you think?" Zhang Tangmu filled it out and put down his pen.

Li Jerui said sincerely: "Let's go back and read the books carefully. Otherwise, let alone saving lives, whether we can live safely on the island for two months is a problem."

After washing, Zhang Tangmu lay on his bed and waved to Li Jerui.

Li Jerui felt that the atmosphere was very strange, but Zhang Tangmu's laptop was full of hopes of survival.

"This is the blue ringed octopus... this is the black mamba... this is the stonefish..."

The two lay side by side, their heads close together, browsing through the pictures page by page.

Simple small wooden building facing the sea.

Li Jerui looked at these monsters with strange shapes, and his heart was straightened: "What are they all!"

Zhang Tangmu: "The world's top ten poisonous beasts."

Jerry Li: "..." turned over and looked up at the sky, "If the level is too high, don't study it. Don't make unnecessary struggles."

Zhang Tangmu also turned over and lay down, and said, "Aren't you a strong man when you encounter strong ones?"

Li Jerui yawned: "Don't dare to mess with, don't dare to mess with. Now that I think about it, it's really convenient to be in the city. That's why people who grew up in big cities take medical conditions that are at their fingertips for granted. It's like, coming to Only when you are in the barren mountains and wild mountains do you know that roads are precious. Just being able to walk on smooth and hard roads is a very happy thing. But for those who have lived in cities all their lives, who would think that asphalt roads are precious?..."

Zhang Tangmu smiled and said, "Isn't it just that I lost my slippers? Where did I get so many thoughts?"

Jerry Lee: "Zzzzz..." After a day of exhaustion, he fell asleep while talking.

Zhang Tangmu closed the computer and turned off the lamp.

The sea breeze lifted the curtains.

On a cool Yedao night, Zhang Tangmu gently grabbed Li Jerui's waist, pulled him into his arms, hugged him tightly, and fell asleep.

It was dawn, and someone's rooster sang loudly and loudly, "Ooooooh!——".

Li Jerui opened his eyes with a bang, "I cao, there is nothing on this island..."

Zhang Tangmu rubbed his eyes: "...good morning."

Jerry Lee: "...I, why am I..."

Zhang Tangmu: "Why are you in my arms? You got here by yourself."

Li Jerui hugged the blanket to protect his chest, rolled over and rolled out of bed.

"...No... Impossible..." A weak voice came from under the bed.

Zhang Tangmu took the time to rest, boasting without shame, pear blossoms with rain: "Take advantage of me and run away. Forget it, who is you. I suffer a little bit, and it's okay."

Li Jerui stood up abruptly: "—Mom, what a chicken! You acted too much!!"

The two hurriedly ate two bowls of paella, drank two cups of goat milk, and walked to the clinic to get the vaccine.

Twenty-odd tropical vaccines for children were placed in a warmer, filled with ice cubes, buried, and Li Jerui carried them on his back.

Zhang Tangmu rolled out a [-] big stick, wiped the faucet of the bicycle, and said, "Come, let me take you for a ride."

They headed north along the beach path to the kindergarten.

The mountains are beautiful and the sea is beautiful, Zhang Tangmu is riding like a whistle, Li Jerui is pulling his clothes, looking left and right, it is hard to know how exciting this journey is.

The children knew that there was a strange guest visiting today, and under the organization of the teacher, they came to the door to welcome them with small paintings.

"Welcome, welcome! Warm welcome!"

Jerry Li jumped out of the car: "Haha! I'm here to give you an injection!"

With a buzzing sound, the children were so frightened that they ran away in all directions.

Teacher Xiaotang: "——Why are you like this?!!"

Li Jerui is serious: "I said teacher, cheating is useless, they always have to face the truth."

Jerry Lee soon faced the truth.

"Wow wow-"

The children cried, sobbed, and lined up for needles.

Li Jerui was sweating profusely: "Don't move, stretch your arms a little more."

Child: "It hurts! Whoa whoa——"

Jerry Lee: "I haven't tied it yet!"

After more than 20 injections, Li Jerui was dizzy, his ears roared, and he walked out of the small slaughterhouse with constant screams, leaning on the wall.

Zhang Tangmu was in the classroom on the other side, performing physical examinations for a small number of teaching staff.

Jerry Li: "I, I'm here... I'll help you..." He took out his stethoscope.

All the teachers showed him too bright and indescribable smiles.

Li Jerui: "Hehehehe..." He returned the greeting tiredly and politely.

Zhang Tangmu: "What is this?"

He scooped up his long body, and removed the posted slogan from behind his white coat.

On the A4 printing paper, with a thick crayon, two big characters were written crookedly - "quack doctor".

quack……

Teacher Xiaotang took the lead in applauding.

Zhang Tangmu stroked his chin lightly, and praised: "Well...these two characters have many strokes, and it's quite difficult to write them..."

Jerry Li kicked and kicked again: "—Ahhhhhhh! Don't stop me! I'm going to kill them!"

Zhang Tangmu hugged his waist: "Come back!"

Li Jerui finally regained his senses, and cried to Zhang Tangmu: "...They said I was a quack."

Zhang Tangmu patted his head, "Good boy, it doesn't matter if you know, there are not many people on the island anyway."

With tears in his eyes, Li Jerui took Teacher Xiaotang's blood pressure.

Teacher Xiaotang: "It deserves it."

Jerry Lee: "Seriously!"

Teacher Xiaotang: "Quack doctor."

Li Jerui pouted aggrievedly, "Your blood pressure is a little high." He took the test again, "Your blood pressure is really a little high."

Now it is automatically measured by electronic instruments. The old-fashioned mercury blood pressure monitor has not been used by Li Jerry for a long time, and he has been playing with it for a long time.

"Are you okay?" Xiaotang asked impatiently, "A few days ago I went to the clinic to fill in the card, and I took the measurement by the way, and there was no problem at all."

Jerry Lee: "When I say tall, I mean tall!"

Zhang Tangmu came over: "Let's test it again."

"Okay." Xiaotang reluctantly said.

"Hmm..." Li Jerui read the reading again, with the same result, "Your blood pressure is high."

Xiaotang didn't believe him, thinking he did it on purpose: "Why do you always like to confront people!" He took off the cuff of the blood pressure monitor by himself, got up and left.

Li Jerui held her back: "Don't go! Are you pregnant?"

Xiaotang was speechless. She flung off the sleeves of her large floral shirt and said angrily, "Yeah, don't you even read my medical examination form? It's been more than four months!"

Li Jerui chased after him: "What work are you still doing! Follow us to the hospital! It's okay to put this blood pressure on a normal person. You are not a normal person now! This blood pressure is very dangerous for the baby!"

After hearing this, Xiaotang panicked for a moment, but she was even more puzzled. After all, the doctor in front of him was too young, and there was nothing reliable about him except for being handsome.

Jerry Lee: "You have been under a lot of mental stress recently, right?"

When one sentence came to the point, Xiaotang's eyes turned red, and her emotions exploded: "...I had a fight with my husband. He couldn't continue working in the clinic. He went to other places to look for a job. If he found it, he refused to go back to the island..."

"Xiaotang, what's wrong with you, Xiaotang?..." Colleagues gathered around, asking and comforting.

Zhang Tangmu pulled the person in charge: "Principal, around 20 weeks, blood pressure fluctuations are very bad, and eclamptic convulsions may occur, and the child will die if it is serious."

The director of the garden was startled and shouted in a panic: "I, I will go to the mayor!"

Li Jerui wondered: "Why are you looking for the mayor? The child is not his. Send it to the hospital for examination!"

Xiaotang clutched her stomach: "—I'm yuck! The mayor is my father!"

Jerry Lee: "I'm sorry..."

Xiaotang: "You quack doctor!!——"

Zhang Tangmu: "Oh..."

The truck arrived, and Mr. Xiaotang was taken to the hospital in a lively manner.

Early detection, early treatment, rule out a time bomb, the mayor's grandson should be able to thrive.

"There are risks in seeing a doctor, and you need to be cautious in practicing medicine..." On the way back, Li Jerui couldn't stop talking.

Zhang Tangmu was riding a bicycle, and the sea breeze stroked his hair, he laughed and said, "You'll be fine if you don't say a few words."

Li Jerui disliked it: "I kao, I had a problem with this mayor! He arranged for me to coax the children, which made my tinnitus still not healed! - Stop the car! I want to liberate myself!"

Zhang Tangmu waited by the side of the road, shouting: "——you are standing too far inside! I can't even see you!"

Li Jerui's voice came from the dense forest, "—Of course I can't show it to you! You have plans for me!"

Zhang Tangmu asked: "—then do you have any plans for me?"

The bush shook twice.

Zhang Tangmu thought that Li Jerui was embarrassed, so he pursed his lips and smiled, "Say something!"

The bush shook twice more.

Zhang Tangmu frowned, "...Li Jerui?"

Li Jerui suddenly pushed aside the bushes, with a frightened face, and ran wildly with his underpants in hand!

"I cao! Run! Porcupine!!!——"

Porcupine: All arrows shoot out.

Jerry Lee: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

The author has something to say: "The Island Quack Lee Jerui"