Zhang Tangmu and Li Jerry

"Comrade police, I want to file a complaint against you!" Xue Xiaogu had already wiped away his tears, "My students, how could they do such indecent things! Our Nandu Medical University is a hundred-year-old school and a signboard in East China. Make it clear to me, on behalf of the Academic Affairs Office, I have serious concerns about..."

The police leading the team resolutely turned off the speaker, and even seemed to cut off the phone.

All the policemen: "..."

Long Cai whispered quietly: "Li Jerui, you little teacher, you are quite powerful..."

The really powerful one should be Zhang Tangmu.

What is the most basic trust between people?

Li Jerui burst into tears.

The police leading the team shook hands with Zhang Tangmu: "You guys rest first."

Looking at Li Jerui, who is still handcuffed on the bed and has become a pendant on the bedside table, he said to Zhang Tangmu: "Young man, you are just too curious. Some things, it's better not to play with them casually."

Zhang Tangmu nodded: "I have the same feeling."

"Alpha Squad, close the team! Long Guai, come here!"

Long Cai reluctantly bid farewell: "Li Jerui, there will be a date later! If you are a medical student, you can't stay any longer..." Checking Li Jerui's uniform again, "You come to apply for the Police Academy, I will cover you..."

Jerry Lee: "Damn it! Get out! Get out!!! I don't know you!!—"

Pillows, towels, fly with the sheets.

"Thank you." Zhang Tangmu helped Longchai catch a pillow that was called from the sky, "You have worked hard, and I will contact you when you are free."

Longchai had a pleasant night and couldn't help laughing: "Haha, mom is right, I should make more friends like you!"

After seeing off the hardworking police adults, Zhang Tangmu returned to the room.Li Jerui had half a handsome face, leaning against the bedside table, and fell asleep.

Zhang Tangmu admits that Li Jerry's day is full of competitions, night shifts, and being caught and raped in bed. It is really exhausting, but like this, with strange postures, unruly clothes, and handcuffs, there is no obstacle. Falling asleep immediately, this person's heart is simply bigger than the black hole of the universe!

Using the spare key from the front desk, he opened the prison and carefully released the little sheriff who arrested people's hearts.

Zhang Tangmu sighed, and held up Li Jerui's wrist, where it was solidly green.

A soft towel, wrapped lightly.

Li Jerui suddenly groaned twice, as if disturbed, he turned over.

Zhang Tangmu hurriedly hid under the bed, so as not to disagree and be restless all night.

After waiting for a moment, Zhang Tangmu poked out his slender eyes like willows to look at Li Jerui.

With his back turned to him, Li Jerui scratched his butt, which was extremely sweet.

"Stupid."

Zhang Tangmu turned off the light and lay down on the ground.

The alarm clock went off at five o'clock.

"Ah! My cot!!—"

Li Jerui jumped out of bed with a shock, and fell on Zhang Tangmu.

"..."

murdered her husband.

Zhang Tangmu held onto his shoulder and let out a breath: "You want to trample me to death."

"Ouch, ouch, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts..." Li Jerui clutched his wrist, the towel had been scattered, he lay on his chest, groaning angrily, "Who made you sleep on the floor! I almost fell to my death!  … ..."

"Aren't you shy?" Zhang Tangmu said, "I'm thinking of you."

"—I'm cao! I'm not shy now?! You fucking let me go!" Li Jerui pushed him, struggling in his arms.

Belly to belly, legs twisted, Zhang Tangmu's breath sprayed on Li Jerui's face; Li Jerui's hair rubbed back and forth under Zhang Tangmu's jaw.

Zhang Tangmu: "It's so itchy."

Jerry Lee: "Ha, ha, ha!"

It turns out that the long-haired old demon is ticklish!Laozi discovered the magic weapon to defeat the enemy!

Li Jerui turned against the guest, hugging Tang Mu nervously, scratching and scratching.

Zhang Tangmu screamed twice in ecstasy, took a step with his long legs, jumped onto the bed and ran away.

Li Jerui threw him down, hugged his long legs, crawled and crawled, and attached himself to Zhang Tangmu's back with difficulty.

Zhang Tangmu suddenly arched his back and pushed his hands from behind. Li Jerui, who was riding a horse, rolled forward and fell upside down on the wall.

Ping, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang...

Early in the morning, it was very hot.

When checking out the card, the uncle at the front desk observed the two of them with strange eyes.

"I'm hungry."

Walking out of the small hotel, Li Jerui ordered a bowl of tofu nao, salty, plus two deep-fried dough sticks, and sat down at the breakfast stall.

The big oil pan was set up, the zizi smelled crispy, and they must be crunchy and tough to chew. Zhang Tangmu also ordered two, plus a bowl of white soy milk juice, sweet.

Zhang Tangmu took out a milk-splashed soft-boiled egg from the bottom of the fragrant bowl, "Is it for you?"

Li Jerui was dripping with oil, without even thinking about it, "Ah..."

Zhang Tangmu stuffed it in with a spoon.

Li Jerui's cheeks puffed up, "It's delicious..."

the phone is ringing.

Li Jerui glanced at the screen in distaste, sucked in his breath, and said, "Crooked?..."

Dr. Xiao: "You still have time to eat?! Where's the bed!! --- Shift at seven o'clock, before the shift, get the bed back quickly! Another bed was pressed last night, and there is no bed for the day shift today, do you hear me?!"

Li Jerui was shocked: "Ah?! You won't come to pick me up?!"

"We can't go away, and we are on the way to make a doctor's visit now."

Li Jerui did not give up: "Are you on the way?"

Doctor Xiao: "No."

Jerry Li: "It's so early, where can I find a tricycle?!"

Dr. Xiao: "We're at the place, don't say anything, hang up first. If you can't find the third round, you have to push it back, otherwise the second group can't get out of the car!!...Where is the patient? Family members! Family members, don't panic! "

Jerry Lee: "Crooked? Crooked?!"

The busy tone of "beep beep", told him that the overall situation has been settled.

He put down his phone slumpedly, and looked at Zhang Tangmu, who was eating soy milk gracefully, his eyes suddenly shone brightly.

Zhang Tangmu: "Don't make up my mind."

Li Jerry smiled sweetly: "I really have a good idea!"

Ten minutes later, Zhang Tangmu's car, with Li Jerry's stretcher on top, drove on the road.

The driver was Jerry Lee.

Zhang Tangmu sat in the co-driver, fastened his seat belt tightly, and stared ahead with his breath held.

Li Jerui said coolly: "Don't be like this! I also have a driver's license and am an old driver! My cao, your car is not bad!..."

Zhang Tangmu: "The whole thing has nothing to do with me."

Li Jerui is even more disdainful: "I kao! I'm afraid! I say it's okay, it's okay, look at this road, tsk tsk, it's deserted, no grass grows, no tree grows...Look! Look! There are no cameras, no traffic lights Pretend! These new districts look like birds... Let me tell you, many people have bought houses in the new districts, lived there for a short time, and then moved back, without supporting facilities... I kao! Traffic police!!—— "

Whoa whoa whoa.

The traffic police uncle is fully armed, riding a cool motorcycle, and came to knock on the window.

Li Jerui pulled over and shivered: "...Uncle! Listen to me!"

Traffic police: "Driver's license."

At six o'clock in the morning, Xue Xiaogu, who hadn't slept well, received another mysterious call from an unknown person.

Xue Xiaogu's car was blocked in the yard by a neighbor's car, so today he had to catch the subway temporarily.

The signal is not very good, and the station is noisy.

With dark circles under his eyes, Xue Xiaogu was sluggish: "Hello? Hello?"

"Hello, I'm a traffic policeman." A very angry voice came from the other end of the phone, "Jerry Li from your class..."

Xue Xiaogu: "..."

Almost fell to his death in the torrent of the working army.

Li Jerui, a classmate, at the beginning of the school year, the amount of black history skyrocketed at an astonishing speed.

And Xue Xiaogu, a glorious counselor, thanks to him, is about to become famous in the police circle.

Zhang Tangmu escorted Li Jerui back to school.

"Mea-baa-"

Throughout the afternoon, Jerry Li was fined to clean the sheep stables in the school animal breeding center.

Li Jerui is carrying a big brush that is as tall as a person, wearing rubber shoes and suspenders, looking at the white sheep in front of him, so clean.

"Damn it." Li Jerui breathed out his nostrils, turned his head and said again, "What are you doing here?"

Zhang Tangmu held a big rake as tall as a person, and also wore rubber shoes and suspenders, and said, "Supervise you."

Li Jerui laughed with his hips on his hips: "Hahahahahaha! I'm doing business, is there anything else to worry about?!"

Zhang Tangmu didn't change his face, and corrected him: "It's worrying."

"Huh!" Li Jerui raised his head, "Worrying ass! I'm kao, isn't it just a few sheep? It's a piece of cake! One person does the work and the other is in charge, so don't bother you!!"

"It's a flock of sheep." Zhang Tangmu counted, and there were more than thirty sheep and lambs in total.

Li Jerui has already dropped his tools, like a pervert, he groped into the flock of cotton candy-like sheep, hugged a lamb like a cloud, rubbed it up, rubbed it down, rubbed its ears, pinched its tail, hugged it tightly, and held it high...

Lamb: Baa baa, mom, help me!

Li Jerui's face was flushed, his cheeks were slightly drunk, and he sang: "Little sheep, be good! Open the door! If you don't open it, you won't open it. Dad didn't come back!...Ahahahahaha!"

Indulge in it alone.

Zhang Tangmu's heart is very calm: I knew you would suck sheep.

Yes, Li Jerry is the big devil, who only sucks all cute little creatures.

"Zhang Tangmu, the place was chosen well!"

There are five or six visitors from the sheep stables, members of the school newspaper, and the SLR lens in the photographer's hand is expensive.

The editor-in-chief, a senior student, came to the scene in person, and went straight to the point: "Very good, very good, two first."

Zhang Tangmu nodded, his long hair was slightly disheveled, he leaned lightly on the railing, delicate and casual, behind him was a sea of ​​wool surging clouds.

"Great!" said the editor-in-chief, "Everyone has high expectations for you. It should be said that the chairman of the student union is already in your pocket!"

Zhang Tangmu smiled and said: "I'm sorry for inviting you here, it's a temporary task assigned by Mr. Xue."

The editor-in-chief waved his hand: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter! I think the atmosphere here is much more interesting than the school gate or the front of the teaching building!"

Li Jerui approached with the little sheep in his arms: "Are you going to run for the chairman of the student union?"

Zhang Tangmu: "Yes."

Li Jerui groaned twice, stroking the sheep: "I kao, interviewing you?"

The editor-in-chief said: "Yes, every candidate must accept a long-form interview with the school newspaper."

In Li Jerui's hand, he kept plucking the sheep, and sighed innocently: "I kao, it's so troublesome, but who still reads newspapers now!"

Editor-in-Chief: "Student, what's your name? Your attitude is not right!"

With Zhang Tangmu here, how dare Li Jerui declare his name?

Li Jerui held up his fluffy sheep's buttocks, and stepped backwards: "You talk, you talk..."

Zhang Tangmu: "Wait for me a moment." He strode over, put his arms around Li Jerui's shoulders, and said softly, "Wait for me to clean together."

Jerry Lee: "No!"

Zhang Tangmu: "Ten minutes is enough for the interview. I've already postponed it once. It's not easy to change the time."

Jerry Lee: "Humph!"

Zhang Tangmu: "Why are you angry? I'll be with you in a while."

Li Jerui also wondered, strange, he went to interview him, why am I angry?

"Go ahead! I'll clean it alone!" Li Jerui put down the sheep, picked up a long brush with a wooden handle, and scrubbed the floor, "Damn it! It's as if I can't do it without you?! I'm number one in the world, I want to Clean this place so that not even a single wool can be seen!!"