Zhang Tangmu and Li Jerry

Li Jerui was still in a daze until he got off the car.

What exactly Zhang Tangmu wanted to say, he seemed to understand, but after thinking about it for a while, he didn't seem to understand again.

I'm not in love...

I'm single, literally single...

Surrounded by these two magic words, Li Jerui was dizzy and pushed the sad man with esophagus injury into the hospital.

The quick CT results came out, and the patient who had had an earlier epileptic seizure really had a slender and hollow lip gloss cover on the posterior side of the sternum and the middle of the esophagus.

The patient collapsed completely, grabbed Zhang Tangmu's hand, and howled: "Doctor! Doctor, please help me out! My wife is coming soon! I would never touch such a little girl's thing! You Make the decision for me! Make it clear for me!!!”

Zhang Tangmu patted the hand of the "strict wife" and said patiently: "Sir, calm down, the heartbeat is so high, the blood pressure is so high, the operation is very dangerous."

"Strict wife management" closed his eyes: "I'm going to die! I'm going to die!...I'm going to die!..."

Li Jerui led his "strict wife" wife and ran all the way over.

The wife heard her husband "dying" from afar, crawled on the bedside of the stretcher, and cried, "Old man, why did you bleed so much?!..."

Li Jerui took out the inspection report, pointed to the black and white indicators, and comforted: "Auntie, this is traumatic bleeding, and the amount of bleeding is not very large."

The couple ignored Jerry Lee at all.

They clasped their hands, clasped their fingers, and had tears in their eyes.

Husband: "Honey, I miss you so much!"

Wife: "Honey, I can't live without you!"

Zhang Tangmu: "..." Strong and calm.

Jerry Lee: "Whoa!——"

But Jerry Lee was disgusted.

He hurriedly ran outside the hospital. Zhang Tangmu couldn't stand this "sweetness", so he went out, one by one running faster than the other, like a race.

Dr. Xiao stood by the car: "Why? Is there a tiger?"

Li Jerui jumped into the car without saying a word.

Dr. Xiao tore him down and said, "You stay! The hospital has no more beds!"

Li Jerui turned around: "Ah?! It's going to 'press the bed' again!!"

The so-called "bed press" means that the ambulance takes the patient to the hospital, but at this time, the hospital has no vacant beds, and the patient cannot lie naked on the floor, so he has to occupy the stretcher bed of the ambulance, which is called "bed press". ".

"Pressing the bed" is a very common phenomenon.Once the bed is pressed, it is equivalent to pressing down an ambulance.In order to solve this situation, in areas with better conditions, the 120 dispatch center has special transport vehicles to deliver spare stretchers.In areas where resources are slightly tight, ambulances that have been "pressed" can only go back to their hospitals immediately to pick up a spare stretcher.

Dr. Xiao said seriously to Li Jerui: "You kid is watching here, and when the time comes, you must give me the bed back, and don't disappear without reason again!! No one wants to cheat our bed again!!"

Li Jerui was very reluctant, and put his hands on the door frame of the car: "I can't sleep in the bed today!! No! No! I want to follow the car!! I want to see a doctor!! I want to save people!!"

Zhang Tangmu sneaked into the ambulance sideways, kicked Li Jerui off, waved goodbye, and said, "Come on."

Dr. Xiao slammed the car door: "If you lost the bed, don't come back!!!—"

A car of people left in the dust.

On Li Jerui's front crotch, there was a shoe print, desperately chasing: "I'm Cao! Don't leave me behind!!!——"

Following the principle of sending him to the nearest hospital, Li Jerui was thrown by unscrupulous people in a hospital he had never been to, guarding his only important property, and enduring a frighteningly affectionate mandarin duck couple.

At this time, the husband and wife were chatting back and forth, and from time to time they both let out a few coquettish smiles.

Li Jerui couldn't take it anymore, and he had to spit out the overnight meal, so he found a place where he could see the tail of the stretcher, and sat down with a stern face.

At night, there were few vehicles, and the surrounding area of ​​the hospital looked barren and dark, like an isolated island.

Until the tall figure of Zhang Tangmu, with long hair and light, came from the night passage, walking slowly, gracefully, like a holy cat.

"Hmph!" Li Jerui folded his arms, turned his face away, and ignored him.

Zhang Tangmu smiled slightly, sat down beside him, and said, "I'll go back and get a car."

"Hmph!" Li Jerui folded his arms, turned his face away, and continued to ignore him.

"Didn't I come back to accompany you again?" Zhang Tangmu coaxed.

"The one who kicked me out of the car!" Li Jerui pointed to the shoe prints on his pants angrily.

Zhang Tangmu reached out and quickly brushed it off for him: "Are you keeping the evidence? What a vengeful man."

Li Jerui hastily covered his hands: "I'm crazy! Don't fumble around!..."

After the foreign body was removed, the "strict wife" patient was advised to stay in the hospital for observation. Anyway, there is a free stretcher bed to use, so it is not for nothing.

The husband has a wife to serve him. Although the damaged esophagus has been sewn up, the mouth has not been sewn up.

"Honey, I'm so scared, I thought I'd never see you again!..."

"Husband, sweetheart! My children and I love you!..."

Li Jerui endured the discomfort, and with a "click", he used an ultra-long, ultra-thick, ultra-durable, nuclear-bomb-proof chain lock to securely lock the precious stretcher bed in the corridor of the ward. No one can shake it.

"That's enough!" Li Jerui stood up and clapped his hands triumphantly, "Mom, I don't suffer from this kind of crime, I'm going to live in a hotel!"

Zhang Tangmu: "Good idea."

"Cao! Locks and room fees will all be reimbursed! Otherwise, I will bury the stretcher bed in an uninhabited place!!" Li Jerui was even more complacent.

"Have personality." Zhang Tangmu followed.

The two walked out of the hospital and looked at the time, it was past one o'clock at night.

Relying on the mobile phone map, they turned around and found a food street in a back alley.Snacks, grilled skewers, steaming hot, the bustling city after midnight, the hidden neon signboards on high places, from the street to the end of the street.

It is written here - "Standard double bed room, billed by the hour".

It's bright there - "From 40 night packages, free service".

……

It was as if an oasis suddenly appeared in the desert.

Li Jerui pondered for a while and said, "It's quite cheap here, only a few tens of dollars a night, if it's too much, Dr. Xiao probably won't sign."

Zhang Tangmu also felt that the location was remote, and it would be meaningless to search further, so he nodded.

Passing through the billiards room on the first floor, they handed over their ID cards, paid the money, and checked in.

Li Jerui took the opportunity to probe and glanced at Zhang Tangmu's ID number: "I'm Cao! You're actually older than me!"

Although he wasn't much older, why, even in terms of age, he couldn't compare to the long-haired old demon!

My kao, a fairy, naturally has a long life, oh ha ha ha! ...

Li Jerui was thinking wildly in his head, trying to cheer himself up.

Zhang Tangmu said calmly: "Yes, I am bigger than you in everything."

"--roll!"

Soldiers can be killed but not humiliated, Li Jerui picked up the room card and rushed to the second floor.

Then, the two are officially living together.

As soon as he entered the door, Li Jerui took off his clothes three times and then rushed into the bathroom.

When Zhang Tangmu walked into the door, the sound of rushing water in the shower had already sounded.

Li Jerui suddenly leaned against the door frame, poked his head out, and said with a smile, "Ha, ha, ha! I'll go first!"

"Childish." Zhang Tangmu turned on the lamp and lay down on the bed leisurely.

Li Jerui was wearing only a pair of underwear, he wiped his hair happily, and jumped out.

Drops of water slowly slide along the smooth and plump muscle lines, evaporate, and go to unknown areas.

Zhang Tangmu: "It's my turn."

Li Jerui jumped onto the bed: "Tch!" Then he cursed, "I'm crazy! Why can't this bed be separated!"

"One bed, how to separate it." Zhang Tangmu slowly took off his shirt, only wearing a solid-colored vest, revealing his neck, arms, and white and shiny skin.

Jerry Lee: "Mom! I specifically said, I want two beds! Two beds!!"

"Oh." Zhang Tangmu took off his outer pants, revealing his straight and slender legs, not only flawless, but also very innocent.

"Uh!——" Li Jerui fell to the head of the bed, held his body up for a moment, then picked up the pillow and blanket, and fell asleep on the floor.

"Are you shy?" Zhang Tangmu asked after observing for a while.

"..." Li Jerui closed his eyes and remained silent.

"I'll sleep on the floor." Zhang Tangmu began to persuade.

"..." Li Jerui resolutely remained silent.

Li Jerui remained motionless, his heart was agitated, and at this moment he inexplicably felt that it seemed a bit strange that he lived with Zhang Tangmu.But what's so strange about two men living in the same room and sleeping in the same bed when they go out?

In the strange little hotel, Li Jerui fell to the ground and couldn't help but fell into deep thinking, but still couldn't give a reasonable answer to explain the strange feeling in his heart.

When Li Jerui thinks, he feels sleepy...

Jerry Lee is about to fall asleep...

Zhang Tangmu bent down, picked up Li Jerui from the ground, hugged him horizontally, and threw another princess.

Jerry Lee: "..."

In the next second, the world was spinning, his limbs were dancing, and he was thrown on the bed.

"You you you you you you you you..." Li Jerui leaned on the head of the bed and pointed at the bully Zhang Tangmu with trembling hands.

Zhang Tangmu: "Lying on the ground, it's in the way." He went to take a shower.

"What the hell!...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I don't think you're in the way! You think I'm getting in the way!!"

Li Jerui couldn't sleep anymore, he walked around the room angrily, fumbling around.

His restless footsteps, combined with the gentle sound of water coming from the bathroom, are like a tacit duet, embellishing this night that is about to be recorded in history.

Li Jerui called the bedside table, his eyes lit up.

"Huh? Police hat!...Why is there no police badge?"

"Huh? Uncle Policeman's shirt!...why there are no buttons..."

"Huh? Handcuffs!...Uh...uh..."

"Huh? Pistol gun!...Oh, plastic..."

The innocent kid Jerry Lee has not yet realized that these cosplay equipment are the free services advertised.

He was alone in high spirits, murmuring words, and soon entertained himself.

I also put on the police cap and the police shirt, and looked in the mirror, so handsome! !

The fake hand and the gun didn't look good, so I threw it aside. The handcuffs were fun, and with two clicks, I handcuffed one of my hands to the bedside table.

The wrist is hard, and it really gets tighter and tighter.

Haha, interesting! !

Jerry Lee made two more.

"Huh? Where's the key?..."

"I'm cao!...Where's the key?!"

Li Jerui's forehead suddenly burst into sweat, which was more refreshing than the stream flowing on the Horqin prairie.

Silently, quickly, and violently, he groped up and down, left and right, inside and outside the bedside table.He can't go to places farther away.Trousers, tops, all normal clothes, he can't get them either.

click.

The shower door is about to open.

Jerry Lee: "..."

Fuck! !This time it's really Nima pills! ! ! ! ! ! !