Zhang Tangmu and Li Jerry

The group screamed and exploded, Li Jerui dropped his phone and fell on the bed.

Yu He: "Huh? I received a text message telling me to evacuate the dormitory immediately. Non-combatants please evacuate immediately... What do you mean?"

Li Jerui was silent for a long time.

Yu He went to look through the chat records longer than Yinhe: "Damn! Li Jerry! Where's your conscience? How can you abuse a dog in such a fancy way?"

Li Jerui was speechless to the sky.

When Zhang Tangmu appeared in the dormitory, it was the time for rounds.

Xue Xiaogu is also there.

Therefore, this ward round is very grand and serious.

Everyone's smelly socks, dirty clothes, there is almost nowhere to hide.

"Li Jerui? What's the matter, feeling uncomfortable?" Xue Xiaogu asked with concern.

Li Jerui was lying on the bed with his face covered by a pillow, unable to get up at all.

Yu He said: "He was hit a bit."

Xue Xiaogu was probably also peeking at the screen, and immediately entered the state: "There are no obstacles in life. Li Jerui, cheer up."

How else can Lee Jerry tm cheer up?

Li Jerry's hurdle is deeper than the Dead Sea and wider than the Pacific Ocean.

Yu He smiled and said, "Teacher Xue, why are you here today?"

Xue Xiaogu sighed and said, "I live in the staff dormitory these days."

Yu He asked, "Huh? What happened at home?"

Xue Xiaogu said: "There is nothing wrong at home. Just last night, the wind was so strong that it made the windows rattle. Then, there was a hungry single man who shouted in the middle of the night: Please meet! Please meet! ... Oh, Abnormal, isn't it, it scares people to death."

Li Jerui sat up at once.

Seek to meet.

Qiu Xiaoyi? !

Li Jerui went to see Zhang Tangmu, the meaning in his eyes was——Are you slurring your speech? !

Zhang Tangmu coughed, and made two ticks on the roster: "Mr. Xue, Zheng Yuan has been on leave. Let's check the next one."

Jerry Li jumped out of bed, "Don't go!——"

Xue Xiaogu was startled: "I'm not leaving!"

Yu He: "..."

Zhang Tangmu: "..."

Before lights out, Li Jerui finally caught Zhang Tangmu.

Rat victory.

Zhang Tangmu held the roster between his hands, and with his slender fingertips, he flicked a pen lightly: "Are you looking for me?"

Li Jerui shouted: "If I don't look for you, who will look for you!! My dormitory...my dormitory...have you heard? My dormitory is a bit evil!"

Zhang Tangmu: "Yeah. I've heard a little bit about it."

Li Jerui held out the little hamster: "Your surname is also Tang, and it is also surnamed Tang, you two, how about making do with it for a few days?"

The hamster was holding a peanut and staring blankly at Zhang Tangmu.

Zhang Tangmu: "My last name is not..."

Jerry Lee: "Don't care about these details!"

Zhang Tangmu: "It's wrong to start chaotically and end up abandoning it."

Jerry Lee: "From beginning to end in disarray?...I'm so messed up! What is it from beginning to end in disarray!! Put it at your place for two days, and when the feng shui in my dormitory stabilizes and there is no harm, I will take it back!"

Zhang Tangmu: "Alright."

Li Jerui lowered his head and told the hamster: "Don't choke to death!"

Since Zhang Tangmu promised to take care of the glutinous rice balls, Li Jerui returned to the beautiful dormitory with satisfaction.

Although it is furnished like a small class in a kindergarten, as long as you have no distracting thoughts and forcefully hypnotize your subjective consciousness, you can actually see some cuteness.

Li Jerui silently climbed onto the bed.

Yu He turned on the small desk lamp: "Li Jerui, I'm going to broadcast live tonight, and I'll wear earphones!"

Li Jerui hugged the pillow: "Whatever!"

Yu He put on the rabbit ears and shook: "Li Jerui, do you look good?"

Li Jerry's buttocks facing outward: "It looks good!"

Yu He stuck to the rabbit's tail and shook again: "You didn't even look at it! I knew you were still angry! Hmph!..."

Li Jerui yawned: "I'm so angry! ——I'm so sleepy!... Zzzzz"

Yu He couldn't help sighing: "It really is a piece of wood that doesn't understand... Alas, the squad leader is really pitiful..."

Li Jerui's cell phone rang suddenly with vibration.

He fumbled around, took a look, hung up the phone, got up, dressed, put on his bag, and picked up his skateboard.

Yu He felt a gust of whirlwind passing before his eyes, and Li Jerui was already changing his shoes at the door.

Yu He: "Jerry Li! It's so late! Where are you going!"

Jerry Li put down his skateboard and sped away along the corridor.

Yu He: "Bad boy! What time is it and you still go out for a while! - Li Jerui?! Li Jerui!!... You and Zheng Yuan are nothing! This dormitory is so terrible, even hamsters can’t live there! And let the old lady alone every day Stay vacant!!—”

boom! ——

The little maid Yu He slammed the door shut.

Early the next morning, Zhang Tangmu was jogging in the school playground when he suddenly noticed that Jerry Li was on a skateboard, skating from the east gate of the campus to the dormitory area.

Confirming the time on the sports bracelet, at 24:[-], Zhang Tangmu raised his eyebrows suspiciously.

Jerry Lee came with the wind and was at ease.

Suddenly, I felt a gust of evil wind blowing from my side.

"..." Li Jerui took a deep breath: "——I'm crazy! Don't run after me!!"

Zhang Tangmu breathed steadily, calmly and powerfully: "This is a public road."

His steps are light and vigorous, his long hair is flowing, and he raises his hands and throws his feet. He is completely the demeanor of a professional athlete.

Li Jerui couldn't bear it, absolutely couldn't bear it: "Damn it!! Let's see who gets to the cafeteria door first!!!—"

Clenching the belt of the schoolbag tightly, "Kuang! Kuang! Kuang!" Pushing forward desperately.

The warm current exhaled by Zhang Tangmu was white and light, and it became stronger and stronger: "The loser treats."

Li Jerui turned around: "Ha, ha, ha! Max out your meal card!!"

Zhang Tangmu passed by a few steps.

Jerry Lee: "Ahhhhhhhh!"

The two of them were one behind the other, front and back, like chasing chickens, chasing each other on the boulevard.

Li Jerui jumped on the bench, and Zhang Tangmu stepped across the flower bed.

Zhang Tangmu rushed to the slope, and Li Jerui jumped to the high platform.

Handsome guy!

Beautiful boy!

speed!

Skill!

Good luck!

Impulse!

Idol!

God!

The students at the scene said that the early birds can watch the show.

The leading teachers who passed by also said that the lives of the children are really colorful.

Li Jerui hugged his schoolbag and lay on his back on the concrete floor at the entrance of the cafeteria, covered in sweat and panting.

Zhang Tangmu bent down, supported his knees, took a break, and said, "You won."

Li Jerui lost all strength and was about to die. He still said unyieldingly: "...ha, ha, ha!"

Whoops, whoops, whoops...

The chest is like a bellows.

Zhang Tangmu stepped forward and supported Li Jerui from behind.

"It's just a meal, do you want to fight like this?" He whispered in his ear.

Li Jerui: "You...you don't understand...you are betting on money...I am betting...on dignity!..."

Like a dead dog, Li Jerui was dragged backwards into the cafeteria by Zhang Tangmu.

Such a thing as dignity...

Then talk about it next time.

Li Jerui ordered ten cages of buns.

Everyone looked sideways.

Zhang Tangmu said through the tall steamer drawer, "Slow down. Do you want more?"

Jerry Lee: "I want to eat noodles."

Zhang Tangmu said: "The noodles are too full. Let's eat beef vermicelli."

Jerry Lee: "Good!"

"Would you like cilantro?"

"want!"

"An extra beef?"

"Row!"

It seems that when the stomach is hungry, it is especially well-behaved.

Zhang Tangmu brought beef vermicelli and asked, "Did you go out last night?"

"Ah."

"Go out alone?"

"Ah."

"Where have you been?"

"go……"

Li Jerui put down his chopsticks.

"I won't tell you!!"

Zhang Tangmu: "Keep eating, keep eating."

Li Jerui ate and drank, and went to class happily.

The first class is an anatomy class.

Jerry Lee vomited it all out again.

"Ah cough cough... oh cough cough... ouch..."

In front of the sink in the corridor was the trembling figure of Li Jerry.

The professor pushed the black-rimmed pedantic glasses, the rings on the lenses said: "Some male students, don't eat so much before taking my class."

Classmates: Don't laugh, let's hold back not to laugh.

Li Jerui wiped the water from his face and let out a long sigh of relief.

"Is it better?" Zhang Tangmu asked.

Jerry Li: "Why did you come out?"

Zhang Tangmu handed over a pack of dried fish and said, "Eat something salty, it will make you feel better."

Li Jerui looked at him suspiciously, as if the dried fish had been poisoned.

Zhang Tangmu handed it forward again.

Li Jerui grabbed it, tore open the transparent package, took out one, and threw it into his mouth.

"Hold on for a while." Zhang Tangmu instructed.

Li Jerui was confused: "...I have already swallowed it."

"It's not a snack." Zhang Tangmu took the dried fish, raised his arm, and said, "Open your mouth."

Li Jerui raised his face: "Ah..."

Zhang Tangmu feeds.

Li Jerry smacked "Guzi Guzi", the sauce-flavored dried fish, sprinkled with white sesame, fresh, salty, and a little...sweet.

Zhang Tangmu smiled lightly.

The morning light slanted into the corridor, dappled and quiet, and shone on the young man.

Boom! ——

Zheng Yuan pushed open the door and rushed to the sink.

Boom! ——

Someone pushed open the door and rushed to the sink.

Boom!

Boom!

Boom!

……

The students besieged the sink.

Professor, it seems that he committed crimes in the classroom again...

Zheng Yuan wiped off the water from his face, collected himself, and said, "Squad leader, Li Jerui, what good food are you eating...?"

Zhang Tangmu said: "It relieves nausea."

As soon as these words came out, a long queue immediately formed outside the classroom.

Zhang Tangmu sent one, left one, sent one, left one.

Jerry Lee: "I'm crazy! Don't push me!——"

"Jerry Lee! You're in the second row!!"

……

Many years later, there is still a mysterious food circulating in Nandu Medical University.

The name of this food is called, "Tom's Small Dried Fish".

It was another dark and windy night, and Li Jerui ran to the first floor of the dormitory with his skateboard in his arms.

He threw the skateboard out the window first.The skateboard landed on the bushes next to the wall with a soft "whoosh".

He listened with bated breath, no one was around.

Li Jerui sucked his stomach slightly, and quickly jumped out of the transom.

Zhang Tangmu turned on the flashlight: "Good evening."

Li Jerry fell into the bushes.

Then, he scrambled and stood up.

"...I'm crazy! Ghost!!" Li Jerui crackled, brushing the leaves of grass on his clothes, "Don't take pictures!!..."

Zhang Tangmu turned off the flashlight.

"As the class monitor, I must remind you that I will remember..."

"I know, I know!..." Li Jerui said, "I can't sleep, I'll go out for a walk, and I'll be back after a while..."

Zhang Tangmu: "I can walk with you."

Jerry Lee: "Okay."

The two walked side by side to the edge of the small lake.

The moon hangs lightly in the sky.

Li Jerui pointed to the stone bench: "Sit."

Zhang Tangmu thought for a while and sat down.

Looking at the moon, Li Jerui sighed deeply and long.

"Ugh……"

Zhang Tangmu looked back at him.

For the first time, the boy's unruly and innocent eyebrows showed a trace of melancholy, and in the faint brilliance, there was actually a rather bleak feeling.

Zhang Tangmu hadn't seen it before, so Zhang Tangmu turned his head and looked at the moon as well.

A cloud drifted over, blurring the moonlight.

The night suddenly darkened.

At this moment, Li Jerui turned around with a "kite", Li Jerui him, 500-meter dash, Li Jerui him, 200-meter sprint, Li Jerui him, him!run!Lose!up! ! !

Zhang Tangmu: "..."

Shock.

Haven't had time to stand up yet.

Zhang Tangmu's butt moved on the stool.

Clouds passed by.

The surface of the lake was filled with clear waves again.

Zhang Tangmu sat by the lake alone, and for some reason, laughed out loud.

The cool breeze tonight is really pleasant.