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Chapter 36 The patron is pregnant, and the child is not mine! ?
Zhou Fan hadn't done the menial work of selling hues for many years, and now it seems that the effect is not bad.With Qiao Fei's help, the household registration of Zhou Fan and his thirteen younger brothers and sisters was completed in about a week.
Zhou Fan found it particularly ironic. In Zhao Xi's memory, he used to go to the relevant departments countless times for the household registration of himself and his younger brothers and sisters, but he was pushed back and forth and could not be resolved at all.Because the identity of their mother who ran away was unknown, there was no news of it, and the irresponsible father disappeared every three days, regardless of their life or death, let alone any household registration.
During the census that year, the special situation of his family was reported in the newspapers, but in the end, no effective solution was obtained, and it was shelved instead.
If there is no special relationship, this kind of thing will probably never be done well.
Zhou Fan touched the 50 yuan in his bag, and he was going to apply for a bank card and deposit the money in it.There is also a card next to the ID card, which was given by the benefactor.That's right, the sufferer has now been upgraded to the benefactor. It seems that he is very satisfied with Zhao Xi's appearance and performance. When he asked for the household registration, he not only confiscated the 50 that Zhou Fan handed over, but also gave him a card.
Zhou Fan was a little tired after running around for a day to solve the household registration and ID card matters, but when he went back to the dilapidated house, there were no entertainment facilities, and the mobile phone was also the most trashy phone for the elderly, so he was really bored.Zhou Fan took out the card given by the benefactor, and checked the balance at a nearby teller machine.
100 million, no more, no less, these children should be able to last for a period of time by renting a house, buying food, exercising and so on.The autumn wind was bleak, he was blowing in the wind, his coat was a little thin, and he couldn't help shivering.
Zhou Fan, who didn't want to go home, stood by the viaduct and called the gold master to exchange feelings and see if he could have a meal.
After four or five rings, the other party answered the phone, and there were noisy and loud voices on the other side.
"Mr. Qiao, I'm sorry to bother you?" The host's voice trembled, the tone was soft and graceful, Zhou Fan was acting expressionless, and he didn't need to face it anyway, as long as the voice was in place.
"Tell me what you want." Qiao Fei on the opposite side was also bored, watching his friends play cards, he walked out of the box to the corridor to listen to the phone.
"Mr. Qiao, that card, the card you gave, has too much money in it, I can't take it, I want it, and I'll give it back to you!" How could 100 million be too much, Zhou Fan still thought it was too little.It would be even better if there is a house and a car.
Too much money?Qiao Fei just asked the secretary to call 100 million, and thinking of how nervous the little cutie on the other side called him, she couldn't help but feel moved.The beautiful face of the young man who cried so much that the pear blossoms were raining began to emerge in his mind again.
"It's not much money. You can use it. If you don't have enough, come and get it from me. Besides," Qiao Fei paused, "You don't get the money for nothing. You have to cooperate with me in acting. This is your reward."
The so-called acting is to cooperate with Qiao Fei after obtaining the certificate, and the person who pretends to be pregnant is Zhou Fan.Since he was so afraid of people finding out why he didn't get rid of it, of course Zhou Fan wouldn't ask this question, and the innocent character like that would collapse.
"No, Mr. Qiao, I can't take that much money from you. I'll pay it back to you tomorrow!"
"I said no need," Qiao Fei was aroused by the soft crying voice, "So, you are rich now, why don't you treat me to a meal?"
"Please, treat you to dinner?" Damn it, it seems that there will be no big meal, why is the brain circuit of this patron different.
"Why, you don't want to?"
"No, no, of course I would!"
"Where are you, I'll pick you up?"
"I'm on the overpass on Huaihai Road..."
After hanging up the phone, Zhou Fan began to think about where to take the patron for dinner.He went down the street to look for the kind of food stall fly restaurant, the kind that must scare the donor away, and then the donor will definitely not be able to stand it, will sympathize with him for eating that kind of food, and will take him to eat a big meal.In Zhao Xi's memory, he seldom visits these places, because he is more homely and likes to order takeaway.
There happened to be a fly restaurant in the alley of the house that Zhao Xi rented, which met the requirements. The proprietress was very aggressive and liked to scold people. Probably because it was in the alley, there were few customers. I don’t know how the taste is. Anyway, Zhou Fan would definitely not go there during normal times. Kind of dirty little shop.In my memory, Zhao Xi went there once, and the proprietress even boasted that her soup was made from beef bones.
Zhou Fan, who stepped on the point, was waiting for Qiao Fei by the side of the road.Seeing the black luxury car not far away, Zhou Fan began to enter the character design. He is tall and thin, lacks exercise and is thin, with a childish expression, more like a college student who hasn't gone out yet.
He rubbed his face twice vigorously, showing a little blush, showing a shy expression, shaking his body in the evening wind, rubbing his hands from time to time, looking like he was too cold to bear.
Qiao Fei drove the car by himself. He got off the driver's seat and closed the car door. His movements were smooth and unrestrained, full of the demeanor of a successful man.Qiao Fei actually looks pretty good, but his expression is always very fierce, which makes people ignore his appearance.
"Mr. Qiao." The young man greeted him with a pleasant face, smiling like a cheerful bird.
"Are you cold?" Qiao Fei held the young man's hand unceremoniously. It was cold, and it seemed that he had been waiting here for a long time. "You can find a good place first, and then tell me."
"This place is a little hard to find, I'm afraid you won't be able to find it." The young man shyly pursed his lips and blinked his eyes.
"Let's go, let's see where you invite me to eat." Qiao Fei's shoulders of the host's young man looked like a couple in love.
It's so familiar, I hope you can still laugh later.Zhou Fan took Qiao Fei to the inexplicable fly house, and was satisfied to see the shocked expression of the other party.The greasy dining table, the chairs that seem to never be wiped clean, the flies beeping and beeping when they are shocked by electric shocks.
"That's right here!" The young man said with a happy smile, "Mr. Qiao, don't look at this shop as a bit broken, but the food inside is delicious! The soup here is all made from beef bones!"
Qiao Fei didn't maintain that shocked expression all the time. After the shock disappeared, he lost his memory instantly as if he was hit on the head by a frying pan, and was dragged into the fly house by the young man.
"Two bowls of braised beef noodles!" The young man stuck out his tongue rudely after shouting, "Mr. Qiao, I forgot to ask what you want to eat, can beef noodles be okay?"
Qiao Fei still nodded without knowing where she was.
Hey, you didn't even propose to leave?Could it be that Zhao Xi's appearance is really so unique that Qiao Fei is so fascinated that he can still eat in such a dirty place.Zhou Fan couldn't understand it.
During this period, Qiao Fei looked restless, watching Zhou Fan hesitate to speak, and then looked at the scene where the proprietress had already started making beef noodles.
Say it, say it, say it's too dirty, don't eat here, hurry up and say it!The young man stared at Qiao Fei with big bright eyes, waiting for the words that the other party was about to say.
However, Qiao Fei still didn't say anything, and two bowls of braised beef noodles were served.Ah, this Qiao Fei is really not picky eater, she will eat anything.Zhou Fan resignedly picked up the chopsticks, asked the proprietress for a cup of boiling water, and scalded the chopsticks.
"Poverty!" The proprietress snorted coldly, poured a glass of boiling water, and put it on the table with a snap, causing the boiling water to splash out.
It's no wonder that there are no customers with such an attitude when they open the door for business.Zhou Fan secretly cursed, finished ironing the chopsticks, and handed a pair to Qiao Fei who was opposite.Qiao Fei took the chopsticks and started to eat the bowl of beef noodles. Maybe it was a little hot, so he stuck out his tongue.
"How is it? Is it delicious?" Zhou Fan asked maliciously with an innocent look.Is this Qiao Fei real or not? Eating roadside stalls is so exciting, what did she usually eat to grow up?
Qiao Fei still didn't speak, but nodded.
Zhou Fan didn't bother to talk, just to make Qiao Fei feel distressed, it was really cold enough to blow the wind for a long time. Fortunately, he added thermal underwear under his shirt so that he wouldn't really catch a cold.
He was surprised to find that the beef noodles were really good, the noodles were very strong, and the beef was tasty, but there was too little.
"Miss Boss, add two servings of beef!" Qiao Fei on the opposite side raised her head and looked at Zhou Fan.
"Usually I don't add beef. I invite Mr. Qiao to eat today, so I'll extravagantly add some beef." Zhou Fan put his hands on his lips and whispered shyly, a small pear dimple appeared on his lips. It looks so innocent and cute.
Qiao Fei still had that distraught look, staring blankly at Zhou Fan for a long time.Seeing the business coming, the proprietress didn't curse, but just complained.
"Why didn't you add it together just now, it doesn't taste so good with beef now."
Qiao Fei's eyes were fixed on the proprietress, and she kept moving with her.No way, Zhou Fan was shocked by his discovery.Does this Qiao Fei have a special preference?Probably not. Seeing that he likes Zhao Xi's appearance, his aesthetics should be in the normal range. Is the proprietress a bit...too old, more than enough to be Qiao Fei's mother, and her figure...
Once Zhou Fan started to think in that direction, his mind became active. After all, there are everyone in this world, and those who like old women may not necessarily exist.Maybe this Qiao Fei lacks maternal love, and it may not necessarily be that she likes women much older than herself.But he is still pregnant, is it artificial insemination?Because the woman I like is too old to conceive, so I conceive one myself?
He thought about it while eating, carefully observing Qiao Fei's expression, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case.Just because Qiao Fei has a lot of money, he has to make this matchmaker well.
The proprietress of the beef noodle restaurant held a fly swatter in her hand and waved the fly swatter around, with a rather impatient expression, and occasionally hummed a few incomprehensible ditties in her mouth.
Zhou Fan thought too much, so he ate the noodles slowly.Qiao Fei on the opposite side had already finished eating in front of him.Not only did he finish eating, he even drank up the noodle soup.Zhou Fan was speechless, how hungry this Qiao Fei is, eating like this, really...
"Mr. Qiao, do you want another bowl?" Zhou Fan asked tentatively.
Who knew that Qiao Fei actually nodded.
Another bowl came up soon, and the proprietress showed a rare smile, probably because her cooked noodles are rarely appreciated so much.
With this bowl of noodles, Qiao Fei slowed down and started to cry while eating.
What's the matter, this side doesn't seem to be spicy, could it be that Qiao Fei's bowl was added with chili?
"Mr. Qiao, what's wrong with you, is it too spicy?" Zhou Fan asked with concern.
"It's a bit too hot." Qiao Fei said in a hoarse voice, pretending to be calm.
Just being hot can't make a big man cry.Zhou Fan knew that there must be something strange in it, but due to human limitations, he couldn't ask more questions, and could only be a little white flower waiting silently.
Although Qiao Fei ate slowly, the slowness was also compared to Zhou Fan's speed. Finally, when Zhou Fan finished eating, Qiao Fei's second bowl of noodles was also finished, but this time he didn't drink the soup.
The author has something to say:
Funder: I'm pregnant.
Zhou Fan: Not mine!
Funder: It wasn’t yours in the first place.
Zhou Fan: Whose is that?
Funder: I also want to know whose it belongs to!
Zhou Fan found it particularly ironic. In Zhao Xi's memory, he used to go to the relevant departments countless times for the household registration of himself and his younger brothers and sisters, but he was pushed back and forth and could not be resolved at all.Because the identity of their mother who ran away was unknown, there was no news of it, and the irresponsible father disappeared every three days, regardless of their life or death, let alone any household registration.
During the census that year, the special situation of his family was reported in the newspapers, but in the end, no effective solution was obtained, and it was shelved instead.
If there is no special relationship, this kind of thing will probably never be done well.
Zhou Fan touched the 50 yuan in his bag, and he was going to apply for a bank card and deposit the money in it.There is also a card next to the ID card, which was given by the benefactor.That's right, the sufferer has now been upgraded to the benefactor. It seems that he is very satisfied with Zhao Xi's appearance and performance. When he asked for the household registration, he not only confiscated the 50 that Zhou Fan handed over, but also gave him a card.
Zhou Fan was a little tired after running around for a day to solve the household registration and ID card matters, but when he went back to the dilapidated house, there were no entertainment facilities, and the mobile phone was also the most trashy phone for the elderly, so he was really bored.Zhou Fan took out the card given by the benefactor, and checked the balance at a nearby teller machine.
100 million, no more, no less, these children should be able to last for a period of time by renting a house, buying food, exercising and so on.The autumn wind was bleak, he was blowing in the wind, his coat was a little thin, and he couldn't help shivering.
Zhou Fan, who didn't want to go home, stood by the viaduct and called the gold master to exchange feelings and see if he could have a meal.
After four or five rings, the other party answered the phone, and there were noisy and loud voices on the other side.
"Mr. Qiao, I'm sorry to bother you?" The host's voice trembled, the tone was soft and graceful, Zhou Fan was acting expressionless, and he didn't need to face it anyway, as long as the voice was in place.
"Tell me what you want." Qiao Fei on the opposite side was also bored, watching his friends play cards, he walked out of the box to the corridor to listen to the phone.
"Mr. Qiao, that card, the card you gave, has too much money in it, I can't take it, I want it, and I'll give it back to you!" How could 100 million be too much, Zhou Fan still thought it was too little.It would be even better if there is a house and a car.
Too much money?Qiao Fei just asked the secretary to call 100 million, and thinking of how nervous the little cutie on the other side called him, she couldn't help but feel moved.The beautiful face of the young man who cried so much that the pear blossoms were raining began to emerge in his mind again.
"It's not much money. You can use it. If you don't have enough, come and get it from me. Besides," Qiao Fei paused, "You don't get the money for nothing. You have to cooperate with me in acting. This is your reward."
The so-called acting is to cooperate with Qiao Fei after obtaining the certificate, and the person who pretends to be pregnant is Zhou Fan.Since he was so afraid of people finding out why he didn't get rid of it, of course Zhou Fan wouldn't ask this question, and the innocent character like that would collapse.
"No, Mr. Qiao, I can't take that much money from you. I'll pay it back to you tomorrow!"
"I said no need," Qiao Fei was aroused by the soft crying voice, "So, you are rich now, why don't you treat me to a meal?"
"Please, treat you to dinner?" Damn it, it seems that there will be no big meal, why is the brain circuit of this patron different.
"Why, you don't want to?"
"No, no, of course I would!"
"Where are you, I'll pick you up?"
"I'm on the overpass on Huaihai Road..."
After hanging up the phone, Zhou Fan began to think about where to take the patron for dinner.He went down the street to look for the kind of food stall fly restaurant, the kind that must scare the donor away, and then the donor will definitely not be able to stand it, will sympathize with him for eating that kind of food, and will take him to eat a big meal.In Zhao Xi's memory, he seldom visits these places, because he is more homely and likes to order takeaway.
There happened to be a fly restaurant in the alley of the house that Zhao Xi rented, which met the requirements. The proprietress was very aggressive and liked to scold people. Probably because it was in the alley, there were few customers. I don’t know how the taste is. Anyway, Zhou Fan would definitely not go there during normal times. Kind of dirty little shop.In my memory, Zhao Xi went there once, and the proprietress even boasted that her soup was made from beef bones.
Zhou Fan, who stepped on the point, was waiting for Qiao Fei by the side of the road.Seeing the black luxury car not far away, Zhou Fan began to enter the character design. He is tall and thin, lacks exercise and is thin, with a childish expression, more like a college student who hasn't gone out yet.
He rubbed his face twice vigorously, showing a little blush, showing a shy expression, shaking his body in the evening wind, rubbing his hands from time to time, looking like he was too cold to bear.
Qiao Fei drove the car by himself. He got off the driver's seat and closed the car door. His movements were smooth and unrestrained, full of the demeanor of a successful man.Qiao Fei actually looks pretty good, but his expression is always very fierce, which makes people ignore his appearance.
"Mr. Qiao." The young man greeted him with a pleasant face, smiling like a cheerful bird.
"Are you cold?" Qiao Fei held the young man's hand unceremoniously. It was cold, and it seemed that he had been waiting here for a long time. "You can find a good place first, and then tell me."
"This place is a little hard to find, I'm afraid you won't be able to find it." The young man shyly pursed his lips and blinked his eyes.
"Let's go, let's see where you invite me to eat." Qiao Fei's shoulders of the host's young man looked like a couple in love.
It's so familiar, I hope you can still laugh later.Zhou Fan took Qiao Fei to the inexplicable fly house, and was satisfied to see the shocked expression of the other party.The greasy dining table, the chairs that seem to never be wiped clean, the flies beeping and beeping when they are shocked by electric shocks.
"That's right here!" The young man said with a happy smile, "Mr. Qiao, don't look at this shop as a bit broken, but the food inside is delicious! The soup here is all made from beef bones!"
Qiao Fei didn't maintain that shocked expression all the time. After the shock disappeared, he lost his memory instantly as if he was hit on the head by a frying pan, and was dragged into the fly house by the young man.
"Two bowls of braised beef noodles!" The young man stuck out his tongue rudely after shouting, "Mr. Qiao, I forgot to ask what you want to eat, can beef noodles be okay?"
Qiao Fei still nodded without knowing where she was.
Hey, you didn't even propose to leave?Could it be that Zhao Xi's appearance is really so unique that Qiao Fei is so fascinated that he can still eat in such a dirty place.Zhou Fan couldn't understand it.
During this period, Qiao Fei looked restless, watching Zhou Fan hesitate to speak, and then looked at the scene where the proprietress had already started making beef noodles.
Say it, say it, say it's too dirty, don't eat here, hurry up and say it!The young man stared at Qiao Fei with big bright eyes, waiting for the words that the other party was about to say.
However, Qiao Fei still didn't say anything, and two bowls of braised beef noodles were served.Ah, this Qiao Fei is really not picky eater, she will eat anything.Zhou Fan resignedly picked up the chopsticks, asked the proprietress for a cup of boiling water, and scalded the chopsticks.
"Poverty!" The proprietress snorted coldly, poured a glass of boiling water, and put it on the table with a snap, causing the boiling water to splash out.
It's no wonder that there are no customers with such an attitude when they open the door for business.Zhou Fan secretly cursed, finished ironing the chopsticks, and handed a pair to Qiao Fei who was opposite.Qiao Fei took the chopsticks and started to eat the bowl of beef noodles. Maybe it was a little hot, so he stuck out his tongue.
"How is it? Is it delicious?" Zhou Fan asked maliciously with an innocent look.Is this Qiao Fei real or not? Eating roadside stalls is so exciting, what did she usually eat to grow up?
Qiao Fei still didn't speak, but nodded.
Zhou Fan didn't bother to talk, just to make Qiao Fei feel distressed, it was really cold enough to blow the wind for a long time. Fortunately, he added thermal underwear under his shirt so that he wouldn't really catch a cold.
He was surprised to find that the beef noodles were really good, the noodles were very strong, and the beef was tasty, but there was too little.
"Miss Boss, add two servings of beef!" Qiao Fei on the opposite side raised her head and looked at Zhou Fan.
"Usually I don't add beef. I invite Mr. Qiao to eat today, so I'll extravagantly add some beef." Zhou Fan put his hands on his lips and whispered shyly, a small pear dimple appeared on his lips. It looks so innocent and cute.
Qiao Fei still had that distraught look, staring blankly at Zhou Fan for a long time.Seeing the business coming, the proprietress didn't curse, but just complained.
"Why didn't you add it together just now, it doesn't taste so good with beef now."
Qiao Fei's eyes were fixed on the proprietress, and she kept moving with her.No way, Zhou Fan was shocked by his discovery.Does this Qiao Fei have a special preference?Probably not. Seeing that he likes Zhao Xi's appearance, his aesthetics should be in the normal range. Is the proprietress a bit...too old, more than enough to be Qiao Fei's mother, and her figure...
Once Zhou Fan started to think in that direction, his mind became active. After all, there are everyone in this world, and those who like old women may not necessarily exist.Maybe this Qiao Fei lacks maternal love, and it may not necessarily be that she likes women much older than herself.But he is still pregnant, is it artificial insemination?Because the woman I like is too old to conceive, so I conceive one myself?
He thought about it while eating, carefully observing Qiao Fei's expression, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case.Just because Qiao Fei has a lot of money, he has to make this matchmaker well.
The proprietress of the beef noodle restaurant held a fly swatter in her hand and waved the fly swatter around, with a rather impatient expression, and occasionally hummed a few incomprehensible ditties in her mouth.
Zhou Fan thought too much, so he ate the noodles slowly.Qiao Fei on the opposite side had already finished eating in front of him.Not only did he finish eating, he even drank up the noodle soup.Zhou Fan was speechless, how hungry this Qiao Fei is, eating like this, really...
"Mr. Qiao, do you want another bowl?" Zhou Fan asked tentatively.
Who knew that Qiao Fei actually nodded.
Another bowl came up soon, and the proprietress showed a rare smile, probably because her cooked noodles are rarely appreciated so much.
With this bowl of noodles, Qiao Fei slowed down and started to cry while eating.
What's the matter, this side doesn't seem to be spicy, could it be that Qiao Fei's bowl was added with chili?
"Mr. Qiao, what's wrong with you, is it too spicy?" Zhou Fan asked with concern.
"It's a bit too hot." Qiao Fei said in a hoarse voice, pretending to be calm.
Just being hot can't make a big man cry.Zhou Fan knew that there must be something strange in it, but due to human limitations, he couldn't ask more questions, and could only be a little white flower waiting silently.
Although Qiao Fei ate slowly, the slowness was also compared to Zhou Fan's speed. Finally, when Zhou Fan finished eating, Qiao Fei's second bowl of noodles was also finished, but this time he didn't drink the soup.
The author has something to say:
Funder: I'm pregnant.
Zhou Fan: Not mine!
Funder: It wasn’t yours in the first place.
Zhou Fan: Whose is that?
Funder: I also want to know whose it belongs to!
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